Last Of The Summer Wine All That Glitters Is Not Elvis Eng S29E05 Subtitles

At 00:00:14,140, Character said: Didn't she have a wart?

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At 00:00:16,260, Character said: Yes, but he left her.

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At 00:00:18,380, Character said: Ran away with a policewoman.

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At 00:00:21,360, Character said: On her chin.

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At 00:00:23,300, Character said: Nothing unsightly.

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At 00:00:25,020, Character said: She was quite attractive.

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At 00:00:27,140, Character said: The wart was her best feature?

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At 00:00:29,740, Character said: Did I say that?

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At 00:00:32,520, Character said: It's very difficult to have a
serious conversation round here.

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At 00:00:36,040, Character said: Yes, we've noticed that.

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At 00:00:39,400, Character said: Are you sure he ran
away with a policewoman?

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At 00:00:42,660, Character said: I mean, maybe he was being arrested.

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At 00:00:46,380, Character said: You see what I mean?

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At 00:00:47,920, Character said: I think I'll just go to sleep.

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At 00:00:53,520, Character said: If there's any room,
we'll probably join you.

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At 00:01:28,540, Character said: I'm coming! Get off the horn!
I love that golden voice.

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At 00:01:45,140, Character said: Oh, get up, woman!

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At 00:01:47,060, Character said: You don't have to kneel for me.

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At 00:01:49,620, Character said: I want a word with you.

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At 00:01:52,220, Character said: Right, go ahead.
Although I must warn you,

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At 00:01:55,720, Character said: I'm not ready
for any personal commitments.

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At 00:01:58,780, Character said: We all know what you're ready for.

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At 00:02:02,060, Character said: What was that row last night?

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At 00:02:04,840, Character said: Row?

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At 00:02:06,980, Character said: You came home singing.

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At 00:02:09,420, Character said: That wasn't a row.

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At 00:02:11,360, Character said: That was a musical
postcard from me to you.

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At 00:02:14,140, Character said: I was just ready to
empty a jug on you.

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At 00:02:18,000, Character said: I looked at your lonely
bedroom window and I thought,

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At 00:02:21,160, Character said: "Guess who needs a
little music in her life?"

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At 00:02:24,260, Character said: Who says it's lonely?

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At 00:02:26,620, Character said: Very little through traffic.

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At 00:02:28,560, Character said: And there's no parking either.

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At 00:02:31,740, Character said: I saw your light was on and
I thought, "Now what can I do to brighten up her life?"

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At 00:02:36,780, Character said: Well, you could move.

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At 00:02:39,420, Character said: No, no, I'm not moving in with you.

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At 00:02:41,220, Character said: You'll have to worship
me at a distance.

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At 00:02:44,200, Character said: A great distance would be nice.

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At 00:02:56,580, Character said: Has he had a bad night?

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At 00:02:58,520, Character said: Not yet. But unless he snaps out of
it, he's going to have one tonight.

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At 00:03:03,140, Character said: You know, Travis never
looks on the bright side.

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At 00:03:06,620, Character said: You'd think he'd hurt his eyes.

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At 00:03:09,500, Character said: He's been like it since yesterday.

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At 00:03:11,420, Character said: Regrets. Wished he'd had
more colour in his life.

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At 00:03:15,420, Character said: Did he say what colour?

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At 00:03:17,820, Character said: He g***t brown.

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At 00:03:19,760, Character said: I made him stain the kitchen door.

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At 00:03:29,000, Character said: I wish I'd joined the paratroopers
when I was first tempted.

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At 00:03:50,060, Character said: What's this? What's it look like?

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At 00:03:52,200, Character said: I'm not buying you that for
your birthday. It's MY birthday.

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At 00:03:57,040, Character said: Aye. And they're beginning to show.

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At 00:03:58,700, Character said: Have you seen yourself lately?

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At 00:04:00,480, Character said: You'd age anyone.

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At 00:04:02,540, Character said: Come here!

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At 00:04:05,720, Character said: Don't be arguing in front of people.
Don't leave for me.

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At 00:04:09,140, Character said: I'd sooner listen
than lose a customer.

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At 00:04:11,920, Character said: I'll bring him back. You wouldn't
like to leave a small deposit first?

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At 00:04:15,340, Character said: We'll be back.
Not to buy that thing, we won't!

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At 00:04:17,940, Character said: Shut your face in front of people.
If you're not blowing your horn, you're blowing your mouth off.

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At 00:04:21,700, Character said: Where are you dragging me to?

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At 00:04:23,240, Character said: To where people can't hear.

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At 00:04:24,880, Character said: They can hear you in Leeds.

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At 00:04:27,120, Character said: Shut it! I think I can say, without
fear of contradiction, that this is

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At 00:04:31,560, Character said: probably the best, nearly-new
fridge-freezer in the universe.

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At 00:04:37,380, Character said: I had my own eye on this one.

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At 00:04:43,620, Character said: I don't want to buy her stuff
like that for her birthday.

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At 00:04:47,200, Character said: No. I want to buy her something
more personal.

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At 00:04:50,420, Character said: Suppose we put her initials on it?

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At 00:04:54,560, Character said: We'll take it. We won't take it.

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At 00:04:59,560, Character said: She wants something that'll
give her a lot of pleasure.

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At 00:05:02,180, Character said: Now let me think.
Let me think, let me think.

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At 00:05:06,820, Character said: I've g***t it.

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At 00:05:08,900, Character said: A new hi-fi!

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At 00:05:10,620, Character said: I knew he'd come up with that.
You lousy, tricky devil.

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At 00:05:13,060, Character said: Did you hear that?

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At 00:05:14,620, Character said: Where's the gratitude?
Can you not see what I'm up against?

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At 00:05:16,720, Character said: Do you think I don't
know your scheming mind?

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At 00:05:20,180, Character said: What's wrong with hi-fi?

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At 00:05:22,320, Character said: I'm talking state of the art here.

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At 00:05:24,420, Character said: Hours of listening pleasure.

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At 00:05:26,100, Character said: For you. I don't want hi-fi.

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At 00:05:28,040, Character said: I want some useful
domestic appliance.

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At 00:05:31,020, Character said: We deliver. We can have it on your
doorstep before you can say the first 15 chapters of the Bible.

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At 00:05:38,700, Character said: She wants hi-fi. I don't want hi-fi.

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At 00:05:41,500, Character said: I want a fridge freezer. Domestic
appliances are no good for birthdays.

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At 00:05:45,300, Character said: Whose birthday is it?

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At 00:05:47,380, Character said: Whose? Exactly.

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At 00:05:49,060, Character said: I'm glad you brought that up.

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At 00:05:50,580, Character said: Whose birthday?

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At 00:05:53,920, Character said: It'll soon be the King's.

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At 00:05:56,160, Character said: It'll soon be Elvis's.

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At 00:05:58,280, Character said: And this year I was hoping this
year we might celebrate it with a bigger sub-woofer.

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At 00:06:04,960, Character said: You see! The conniving blob!

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At 00:06:07,580, Character said: Now, now, now. Hold it!

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At 00:06:10,000, Character said: Simmer down a bit.

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At 00:06:11,960, Character said: I can see a solution forming here.

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At 00:06:14,680, Character said: Why don't you buy a fridge-freezer,

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At 00:06:16,540, Character said: and I'll give you discount on a
little radio to put on top of it?

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At 00:06:23,060, Character said: I was hoping to buy
something that'll bring us closer.

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At 00:06:26,180, Character said: When have we ever been
close, you wormcake?

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At 00:06:28,080, Character said: Not us. Closer to him!

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At 00:06:31,820, Character said: He wants the hi-fi so he can
play his Elvis collection.

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At 00:06:34,700, Character said: Is that a felony to want
the best for the King?

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At 00:06:37,120, Character said: Elvis lives!

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At 00:06:38,840, Character said: I just wish he was living.

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At 00:06:40,480, Character said: With you.

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At 00:06:42,160, Character said: He can have my place any day.

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At 00:06:59,660, Character said: Don't either of you
two have any regrets?

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At 00:07:03,400, Character said: Not till you came in.

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At 00:07:05,800, Character said: I'm serious.

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At 00:07:08,400, Character said: I think that's a fair description.

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At 00:07:12,460, Character said: I wish I'd chosen a
life with more colour...

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At 00:07:15,560, Character said: Spectacle.

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At 00:07:17,140, Character said: Excitement. Even danger.

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At 00:07:21,560, Character said: You've g***t Pearl.

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At 00:07:23,320, Character said: How much danger do you want?

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At 00:07:24,980, Character said: And for spectacle and
excitement, there's always...

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At 00:07:28,600, Character said: Enough!

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At 00:07:30,420, Character said: I knew you'd drag that
young lady into it.

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At 00:07:33,620, Character said: Look who's talking.

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At 00:07:35,780, Character said: If anybody does any dragging
about of that young lady, it's you.

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At 00:07:39,960, Character said: It wasn't how it looked.

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At 00:07:42,180, Character said: I told you.

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At 00:07:44,020, Character said: She g***t entangled
in this bramble bush.

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At 00:07:47,480, Character said: "In", you'll notice.

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At 00:07:49,120, Character said: Not just "happened to be passing."

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At 00:07:52,180, Character said: And then he says
he lacks excitement.

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At 00:07:55,840, Character said: I'm trying to be serious.

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At 00:07:58,120, Character said: Nobody takes me seriously.

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At 00:08:00,340, Character said: Which shows a certain
amount of good judgment.

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At 00:08:04,060, Character said: Where would you like
to be taken seriously?

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At 00:08:08,140, Character said: You should have more sympathy for
a person in emotional distress.

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At 00:08:12,560, Character said: That sounds serious.

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