Emily.in.paris.S01E06.BTN+ION10.English-WWW.MY-SUBS.NET Subtitles

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00:00:24,816 --> 00:00:26,Yes, Gabriel!

00:00:27,652 --> 00:00:30,Ugh.

00:00:32,949 --> 00:00:35,- Oh! Oh!
- Ugh. Again?

00:00:39,122 --> 00:00:41,- Oui ! Oui ! Oui!
- Oh!

00:00:42,333 --> 00:00:45,Oui !

00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:52,They were at it all night.

00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:54,Frenchmen never get tired of having s***x.

00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:56,It's like docking them
in a Lightning port.

00:00:56,556 --> 00:00:58,My battery's dead, and I
have a huge day at work.

00:00:58,516 --> 00:01:00,Ugh!

00:01:00,351 --> 00:01:02,- I can't believe this.
- Mm, what?

00:01:02,395 --> 00:01:06,Stop this s***t now, a***e!

00:01:06,816 --> 00:01:08,Send voice note to Dad.

00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:11,- That's how you talk to your dad?
- The Zipper King?

00:01:11,654 --> 00:01:13,His third assistant will soften
the tone when she reads it.

00:01:14,532 --> 00:01:16,He's bribing me to come home.

00:01:16,367 --> 00:01:17,- Again.
- With what?

00:01:20,497 --> 00:01:21,Oh, my God, a BMW?

00:01:22,165 --> 00:01:23,And the house behind it.

00:01:24,375 --> 00:01:27,- He's giving you a house?
- Yeah. Right next to my parents' place.

00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:31,All I have to do is go home,
join his trainee program,

00:01:31,382 --> 00:01:33,and start dressing like Angela Merkel.

00:01:33,885 --> 00:01:36,And you're giving up all
that to be a nanny?

00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:39,- Do you really like Paris that much?
- Yes, I do.

00:01:40,270 --> 00:01:42,But also, I can never go back to China.

00:01:42,206 --> 00:01:43,Why not?

00:01:43,394 --> 00:01:44,Well, first of all,

00:01:44,729 --> 00:01:46,there's the life my parents
have planned for me.

00:01:46,856 --> 00:01:48,Um, marry the right guy,

00:01:49,025 --> 00:01:50,live on the right street...

00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:54,and also, ahem, there is this.

00:01:54,405 --> 00:01:58,♪ I'm gonna swing... ♪

00:01:58,201 --> 00:02:00,Oh, my God, you were on Chinese Idol?

00:02:00,161 --> 00:02:01,We call it Chinese Popstar.

00:02:01,913 --> 00:02:03,That's so cool.

00:02:03,340 --> 00:02:06,♪ Chandelie... ♪

00:02:13,049 --> 00:02:15,I choked in front of billions of people.

00:02:15,420 --> 00:02:18,- Not millions, billions.
- Ugh.

00:02:18,170 --> 00:02:21,And when they found out
who my father was,

00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:23,I became a meme.

00:02:23,101 --> 00:02:25,Oh, boy.

00:02:25,103 --> 00:02:27,I was so mortified, I had
to get out of China ASAP.

00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:32,And so I gave up, and I came
here and went to business school

00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:33,like my dad wanted me to.

00:02:34,070 --> 00:02:35,And I failed at that too.

00:02:35,238 --> 00:02:37,Well, of course you did.
You're a singer.

00:02:37,615 --> 00:02:40,Was a singer. I had
my shot, and I blew it.

00:02:40,451 --> 00:02:42,No, you get more than one shot, Mindy.

00:02:42,745 --> 00:02:44,In China, you only get one kid.

00:02:44,414 --> 00:02:46,You need to get back out there.

00:02:46,082 --> 00:02:47,Just find a stage and
get your groove back.

00:02:48,042 --> 00:02:49,You're so cute.

00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:52,But, you know, the wonderful
thing about Paris

00:02:52,964 --> 00:02:55,is that nobody judges
you for doing nothing.

00:02:56,134 --> 00:02:57,It's practically an art form here.

00:02:57,719 --> 00:02:59,You know what? We actually
have a name for it.

00:02:59,554 --> 00:03:00,Um, they call us "flâneurs."

00:03:01,055 --> 00:03:03,You're not a flâneur. You're in hiding.

00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:05,And what more fabulous place to hide?

00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:08,- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
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00:03:14,068 --> 00:03:15,Hey.

00:03:15,236 --> 00:03:18,- You said we had to wear all black.
- Mm, I said you had to.

00:03:18,823 --> 00:03:21,You'll blend in perfectly at
Pierre Cadault's couture house.

00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:25,However, I have no
interest in blending in.

00:03:26,789 --> 00:03:29,Emily, I've been dreaming of meeting
Pierre Cadault since I was
00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:33,and stole issues of French Vogue
from my mum's beauty salon.

00:03:33,671 --> 00:03:34,He's a legend.

00:03:34,839 --> 00:03:37,Oh, I know, Julien. I did my homework.

00:03:37,675 --> 00:03:39,I know all about his
feud with Valentino,

00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:41,his affair with Elton John,

00:03:41,512 --> 00:03:44,and his pet iguana, Evangelista,
that apparently won't die.

00:03:44,682 --> 00:03:47,Actually, the iguana
has died five times.

00:03:47,685 --> 00:03:50,They just replaced it and
called it by the same name.

00:03:50,396 --> 00:03:51,- No!
- Yes.

00:03:51,522 --> 00:03:53,Oh! Hey, Sylvie, um...

00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:55,did you see my e-mails
about social strategy?

00:03:55,860 --> 00:03:58,Pierre Cadault detests social media,

00:03:58,154 --> 00:04:00,but his manager knows
he needs it to compete.

00:04:00,198 --> 00:04:03,If we get the account, that's
something to discuss in the future.

00:04:03,201 --> 00:04:08,So today, just observe, admire,
and try to disappear, hmm?

00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:10,Won't be a problem. I wore all black.

00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:13,That's not black. That's off-black.

00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:22,Since the 1800s,

00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:26,only design houses chosen by
the French Federation of Fashion

00:04:26,140 --> 00:04:28,may refer to their work
as "haute couture."

00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:31,Pierre Cadault is one
of them, of course.

00:04:31,229 --> 00:04:33,Uh, Monsieur Cadault
does not chase trends.

00:04:33,564 --> 00:04:35,He's... He's an artist.

00:04:35,191 --> 00:04:38,Even now, he's offered his
talents to design costumes

00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:40,for the new ballet this
week at the Paris Opera.

00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:44,Oh! Ah! Sublime !

00:04:47,495 --> 00:04:48,Il... Il arrive !

00:04:49,497 --> 00:04:51,Hold my hand. Okay, let it go.

00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:56,Dominique, I wish you
wouldn't show the costumes.

00:04:56,170 --> 00:04:57,- They're not ready!
- Oh, Pierre.

00:04:57,693 --> 00:04:59,Oh là là ! They are more than ready.

00:04:59,270 --> 00:05:00,They elevate ballet.

00:05:00,925 --> 00:05:04,The team here from Savoir was
just saying so, n'est-ce pas ?

00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:05,Oh, yes.

00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:06,The Instagrammers.

00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:09,Oh, no, Monsieur Cadault.

00:05:09,684 --> 00:05:12,It's the honor of my career to be here.

00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:14,Of my life.

00:05:14,897 --> 00:05:15,Hmm.

00:05:19,944 --> 00:05:20,And you?

00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:23,Uh...

00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:24,Um...

00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:27,Beyond honored.

00:05:27,285 --> 00:05:28,I... I mean,

00:05:28,661 --> 00:05:30,uh, I've always...

00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:32,um, admired your work.

00:05:33,249 --> 00:05:36,And being here,

00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:38,it's just fabulous.

00:05:38,921 --> 00:05:40,"Fabulous"?

00:05:40,923 --> 00:05:44,You... Your... Your couture
is... is a confection.

00:05:45,094 --> 00:05:47,I could eat your clothes!

00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:51,Ringarde.

00:05:52,518 --> 00:05:54,Ooh! Ah!

00:05:54,145 --> 00:05:56,Oh, Pierre! Pierre!

00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:03,Wait! What happened, guys?

00:06:03,446 --> 00:06:05,What does "ringarde" mean?

00:06:05,114 --> 00:06:06,It means "basic."

00:06:06,407 --> 00:06:07,He called you a basic bitch.

00:06:08,659 --> 00:06:10,What? Because of my bag charm?

00:06:40,358 --> 00:06:42,Do you think he's her son or her lover?

00:06:43,986 --> 00:06:46,Oh, um, I... I was just...

00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:51,watching to see if the Caesar
salad is really worth 20 euros.

00:06:51,327 --> 00:06:52,She's forceful.

00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:53,Bit controlling.

00:06:54,997 --> 00:06:55,Like a mother.

00:06:56,958 --> 00:06:58,And now she's feeding him...

00:06:59,794 --> 00:07:01,like...

00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:02,a lover.

00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,Oh, God, I hope.

00:07:07,885 --> 00:07:10,Loser buys the next bottle of wine.

00:07:11,305 --> 00:07:13,You're so sure you're right?

00:07:13,766 --> 00:07:16,I'm a professor of
semiotics. It's, uh...

00:07:16,352 --> 00:07:18,- Study of symbols.
- Hmm.

00:07:18,771 --> 00:07:20,I have a master's in communication.

00:07:20,606 --> 00:07:23,Then you know it's my job
to read such things.

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