Parker.2013.1080p.BluRay.x264.YIFY Subtitles

00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:40,(PEOPLE SHOUTING HAPPILY)

00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:06,(PEOPLE LAUGHING)

00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,(INDISTINCT TALKING)

00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:11,(INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENTS
ON PA)

00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:14,(HONKING)

00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:56,MAN: This is good for...

00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:58,Hi, Father.
(IN AMERICAN ACCENT) One, please.

00:01:58,280 --> 00:01:59,TICKET SELLER 1: $10, please.

00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:01,Did you send the labels?
Every one, $3,000.

00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:03,TICKET SELLER 2:
Hello, how many?

00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:04,Here's my bank.

00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:08,RANKIN: Back in 20 minutes.

00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:10,TICKET SELLER 3: Yeah, the
rush is about to hit.

00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:16,(BAND PLAYING MARCHING MUSIC)

00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:26,(CROWD CHEERING)

00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:30,ANNOUNCER ON PA: ...some of the donors
that have given, uh, graciously thus far...

00:02:38,920 --> 00:02:40,Move over, Fred and Ginger.

00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:44,Contestant number four, Audrey
Clark, has been tap dancing

00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:46,since she was three years old.
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:50,Pickaway County has delighted
in Audrey's performances

00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:52,for 16 years and counting.

00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:53,Don't worry, dance fans...

00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,(MARCHING BAND MUSIC PLAYING)

00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:09,(CROWD TALKING INDISTINCTLY)

00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:13,Smile!

00:03:24,640 --> 00:03:26,Come on, Mommy!
Oh!

00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:28,CARNY: One more time, Mom.
One more time.

00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:31,Here you go. It's all
you, it's all you.

00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:37,(SIREN BLARES)

00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:41,Heads up, here they are.

00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:23,(GRUNTING)

00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:27,All right, try again
one more time.

00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:29,I know it's in you. Come on.
Oh! No, no.

00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:31,GIRL: Come on, Mommy!
CARNY: Come on, one more time.

00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:34,Hey, Padre. Padre.

00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:37,Come on in here, help this
little girl out here.

00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:39,I don't think so. Hey, no
cash, no nuns, on the house.

00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:41,Come on, for this
beautiful little girl.

00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:43,Please.
CARNY: You can do it.

00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:47,Come on. On the house. Pop three for her.
There you go.

00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:49,Who wants to be next here?
GIRL: Oh, yeah!

00:04:49,280 --> 00:04:51,Look at that. It's so
easy, he can even do it.

00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:53,GIRL: Mommy, I won!
G***t a winner!

00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:54,Little girl's a winner!

00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,Here you go.
I won!

00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:58,(GRUNTING)

00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:10,Here you go, Padre, it's all you.
You're a winner.

00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,Big old winner.
Thank you.

00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:13,MOTHER: Thank you, Father.

00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:16,Come on. On the house. Pop three for her.
There you go.

00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:22,(WOMEN LAUGHING)

00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:25,(TALKING INDISTINCTLY)

00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:27,PARKER: Hardwicke!

00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:28,Hey!

00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:36,Oh!

00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:40,Oh.

00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:45,(GRUNTING)

00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:47,(TOOL CLINKING)

00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:51,(WHISPERING) I g***t it.
Keep it quiet.

00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:53,(SQUARE DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

00:05:57,960 --> 00:05:59,(HORSE NEIGHING)

00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:06,How ya doin', Officer? I just gotta
get through here real quick.

00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:08,Sorry, sir, livestock
shows are changing.

00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:09,You're gonna
have to wait 20 minutes.

00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:11,Come on. I'm not gonna say anything
if you don't say anything.

00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:13,No, sir. Those are the rules.

00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:14,(SCOFFING) Idiot.

00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:17,MANAGER: These are stacks of hundreds right here.
MELANDER: Easy.

00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:18,WORKER 1: I've already counted them twice.
They're good.

00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:20,MANAGER: Good deal.
WORKER 2: Pass me more bands.

00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:23,Hardwicke's torching the
hay bales in five minutes.

00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:25,Wait for my call.

00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:27,WORKER 3: $20 bands, please.

00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:29,WORKER 4: Let's move this in because
we g***t another shipment coming in...

00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:32,Bet it's gonna be over
100 degrees again today.

00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:36,Rankin, grab me a lemon shake-up
on your next run? Mmm-hmm.

00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:37,(DOORBELL BUZZING)

00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:47,This is gonna be fun.

00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:49,My uncle was a priest.

00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:54,Sorry to bother you.

00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:55,I'm on a bus back
to Cleveland at 4:00.

00:06:56,760 --> 00:06:57,I was wondering
if there's someplace

00:06:57,920 --> 00:06:59,I could put this
while I walk around.

00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:01,Sure, Father.

00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:04,Right where you came in, there's a blue building.
That's the hospitality center.

00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:06,They will be more than happy to
help you with whatever you need.

00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:08,They g***t some
great refreshments there.

00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:10,Go! Go!
Freeze!

00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:14,(GRUNTING)

00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:16,Drop it.

00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:18,(GRUNTS) Let's go.

00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:22,(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
Everybody down!

00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:24,Get down in front
of the table! Asses up!

00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:26,I'll blow your
f***g brains out!

00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:27,Move it!

00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,What's the erase code?
487.

00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:33,Type it m.

00:07:34,240 --> 00:07:35,Let's go. Move.

00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:41,On the floor, face down.

00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:44,I need your phones in a pile over here, please.
(SCARED MURMURING)

00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:46,Right up here,
like the good Father said.

00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:48,MAN: Pass them up there.
ROSS: Hurry! Up here!

00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:54,(CHOIR SINGING
AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL )

00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:55,DIRECTOR:
Sopranos, you're flat,

00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:58,you've gotta reach
for those high notes.

00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:04,We all want this over
as quickly as possible.

00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:07,I don't steal from
people who can't afford it

00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:10,and I don't hurt people that
don't deserve it. So relax.

00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:12,(WHIMPERING)

00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:14,I'm no better than you.

00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:15,You're no better than me.

00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:18,If I say I'll do
something, I'll do it.

00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:21,If you say you'll do
something and you don't,

00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:22,I'll make sure you regret it.

00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:26,(SQUARE DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:35,(MUSIC CONTINUES)

00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:46,(STAMMERING) We don't have the keys to that cabinet.
Only Mr. Leeds has those keys.

00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:47,ROSS: Shut it, old man.

00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:49,Hands behind your back. Everyone!
Hands behind the back!

00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:51,(WHIMPERING LOUDLY)

00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:56,GUARD: Stay down, Ben!
Back down, sailor!

00:08:56,560 --> 00:08:59,(STUTTERING) I make minimum wage, please!
I'm nobody!

00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:02,I don't wanna... Please! I don't wanna die!
I don't wanna die!

00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:04,Shut your cocksucker
or I'll blow your head off.

00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:05,(WHIMPERING)

00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:07,Hey, I'll take care of this.

00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:12,Tie him up.
(PANTING)

00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:13,Calm down, calm down.

00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:15,Take it easy.

00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:18,Shh. Take it easy.

00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:22,It's okay. Everything's
gonna be just fine.

00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:25,I promise.

00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:29,(WHIMPERING LESSENS)

00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:31,What's your name?
(STAMMERING) Ben.

00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:33,You g***t a girlfriend, Ben?

00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:35,Mmm-hmm.

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