Emily In Paris -cakes S01E07 Subtitles

At 00:00:28,111, Character said: {\an8}A little retail therapy before work?

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At 00:00:30,655, Character said: Unlike you, Emily,
I don't have much time for shopping.

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At 00:00:35,285, Character said: And I'll be away next week.

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At 00:00:37,162, Character said: Ooh! Is it a work trip?

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At 00:00:38,997, Character said: Or a girls' trip?

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At 00:00:40,665, Character said: Femme voyage?

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At 00:00:41,791, Character said: No, actually,
it's a none-of-your-business trip.

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At 00:00:44,461, Character said: Oh, we have those in America, too.

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At 00:00:46,504, Character said: Well, you deserve a vacation.

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At 00:00:48,381, Character said: And you can count on me
to make sure everything runs smoothly

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At 00:00:51,009, Character said: while you're gone.

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At 00:00:52,510, Character said: Oh, I could help with
the Fourtier flagship party this week.

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At 00:00:55,221, Character said: Oh no, no, no, no.
I don't need another problem right now.

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At 00:00:58,600, Character said: Well, given that there's
an American actress hosting the event,

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At 00:01:01,519, Character said: I just think that you should be utilizing
the American in your office.

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At 00:01:05,857, Character said: You really think you're up for the task?

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At 00:01:07,609, Character said: Absolutely.

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At 00:01:08,735, Character said: Très bien, then you babysit the actress,

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At 00:01:10,612, Character said: but don't come to me
with any stupid questions.

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At 00:01:13,156, Character said: If you're doing it,
you should be saving me time and energy.

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At 00:01:16,785, Character said: On it.

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At 00:01:26,878, Character said: I have Brooklyn Clark's travel itinerary
and her talking points for the party.

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At 00:01:31,508, Character said: Sylvie says this is your problem now.

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At 00:01:33,760, Character said: "Problem"? I love her.

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At 00:01:35,386, Character said: I've seen all of her movies.

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At 00:01:36,763, Character said: I can't believe
Sylvie's letting me do this.

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At 00:01:38,765, Character said: She's in a good mood
because she's going on vacation.

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At 00:01:40,892, Character said: Yes,
to St. Barts with Antoine.

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At 00:01:43,228, Character said: - But you didn't hear it from me.
- I'm gonna pretend like I never heard it.

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At 00:01:46,314, Character said: Heard what?

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At 00:01:47,816, Character said: Just that I'm running point
for Brooklyn Clark at the Fourtier launch.

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At 00:01:50,735, Character said: - Pfft.
- You're not a fan? She's a big movie star.

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At 00:01:53,404, Character said: Yeah, in America. In France, she is so-so.

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At 00:01:56,116, Character said: Her genre of movies
are seen as a little bit foolish.

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At 00:01:59,786, Character said: Really? Why?

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At 00:02:00,829, Character said: American romantic comedies,
they are so dishonest.

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At 00:02:04,165, Character said: Here, we like more of a French ending.

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At 00:02:06,501, Character said: - Which is what?
- Tragic.

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At 00:02:08,628, Character said: More like life.

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At 00:02:09,712, Character said: He dies or loses a limb.

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At 00:02:12,173, Character said: Or she prefers to be a lesbian,
which happens.

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At 00:02:14,759, Character said: Yeah, happy endings are very American.

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At 00:02:16,886, Character said: But they give you hope,
and the hero wins in the end.

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At 00:02:19,973, Character said: Don't you want to see the hero win?

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At 00:02:21,432, Character said: No, I want to see life,

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At 00:02:23,393, Character said: the hero tortured for his love,

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At 00:02:25,311, Character said: and the actress n***d.

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At 00:02:26,521, Character said: But don't you want to go
to the movies to escape life?

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At 00:02:29,149, Character said: Thinking you can escape life
is your problem.

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At 00:02:32,318, Character said: You can never escape life.

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At 00:02:35,989, Character said: Never.

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At 00:02:37,490, Character said: Welcome to the French ending.

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At 00:02:53,089, Character said: {\an8} - Bonjour. I'm here to see Brooklyn Clark.
- We don't have anyone here by that name.

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At 00:02:57,177, Character said: {\an8}- Really? I was told that she was here.
- No.

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At 00:02:59,596, Character said: {\an8}Uh, it's fine, Ratatouille. She's with me.

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At 00:03:02,265, Character said: {\an8}Are you coming?

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At 00:03:04,642, Character said: {\an8}You have to use the alias.

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At 00:03:06,227, Character said: {\an8}I'm under Marie Curie.

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At 00:03:07,562, Character said: {\an8}Or Marie Callender.

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At 00:03:08,771, Character said: {\an8}Which one's pie?

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At 00:03:09,898, Character said: {\an8}I'm Emily Cooper from Savoir.
I'm such a huge fan of yours.

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At 00:03:13,109, Character said: {\an8}I wanted to tell you that now

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At 00:03:14,360, Character said: {\an8}in case I blurt it out
middle of a conversation.

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At 00:03:16,696, Character said: {\an8}You're so sweet.

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At 00:03:18,156, Character said: {\an8}Do you have any weed?

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At 00:03:19,365, Character said: {\an8}Um, not on me.

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At 00:03:20,658, Character said: {\an8}Actually,
marijuana is highly illegal in France.

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At 00:03:23,203, Character said: {\an8}Oh. I'm just kidding.

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At 00:03:28,499, Character said: Oh, my God.

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At 00:03:31,419, Character said: Okay, so I thought that we could go over
the agenda for the Fourtier party.

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At 00:03:34,464, Character said: Thank God.
First off, I have nothing to wear.

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At 00:03:37,592, Character said: Uh, yeah.  I can see that.

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At 00:03:39,802, Character said: I mean, usually, I just, like,
unzip whatever they send to the hotel,

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At 00:03:43,223, Character said: which is how I ended up
in that atrocious romper at the VMAs.

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At 00:03:46,226, Character said: What? No, no,
you… you… you looked great.

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At 00:03:50,605, Character said: I looked like a camel-toed toddler.

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At 00:03:52,941, Character said: Well, um, I have a connection,

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At 00:03:54,817, Character said: um, at Pierre Cadault.

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At 00:03:56,027, Character said: Oh. Isn't he dead?

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At 00:03:58,154, Character said: No, no. He's definitely alive.

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At 00:04:00,240, Character said: Ah. I love that for him.

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At 00:04:02,617, Character said: - Feels a little dusty for me, though.
- Uh, no, he's not dusty.

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At 00:04:06,204, Character said: He's sophisticated, he's classic

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At 00:04:08,122, Character said: and certainly never designed a romper.

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At 00:04:10,583, Character said: Yeah. I mean, I see your point.

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At 00:04:13,711, Character said: Give me your phone, Bucket Hat.

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At 00:04:18,883, Character said: Just text me the details tomorrow.
I'm free from three to five.

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At 00:04:22,804, Character said: Oh, and don't tell my fat publicist.
I hate her.

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At 00:04:25,348, Character said: Uh, great.
Okay, sounds like a plan.

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At 00:04:28,643, Character said: Um, but, really,
about this Fourtier agenda…

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At 00:04:31,104, Character said: I'm so sorry. Can you give me, like, 15?

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At 00:04:33,648, Character said: I have to m***e after a long flight.

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At 00:04:37,360, Character said: Kidding?

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At 00:04:41,406, Character said: Okay, well, I'll… I'll just, like,

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At 00:04:43,408, Character said: put this on the table,
then, for you. Okay.

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At 00:04:45,410, Character said: Thanks. You're the best.

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At 00:04:58,298, Character said: Oh, my God, I can't believe
you saw Maid of Dishonor's b***s.

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At 00:05:01,342, Character said: - Wait, who?
- One of Brooklyn's most popular movies.

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At 00:05:03,678, Character said: You know, the one
about the widowed wedding cake baker

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At 00:05:05,805, Character said: who all the grooms fall in love with,
and then we find out

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At 00:05:08,141, Character said: - that they're actually ghosts?
- Oh, yeah. That was stupid.

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At 00:05:11,019, Character said: Uh, I cried.

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At 00:05:13,354, Character said: It was so sad. They were ghosts.

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At 00:05:15,606, Character said: Hey, guys.

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At 00:05:16,899, Character said: Hey!

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At 00:05:18,276, Character said: - Mm!
- Tu travailles trop, chéri.

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At 00:05:21,029, Character said: I know. I'm exhausted.
What are you guys talking about?

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At 00:05:24,324, Character said: - Oh, Emily saw a movie star n***d today.
- Almost n***d.

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At 00:05:27,660, Character said: - Cool. Who?
- Brooklyn Clark.

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At 00:05:30,163, Character said: She's hosting this party for Fourtier.
They're our client.

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At 00:05:32,498, Character said: Actually, you guys should come.

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At 00:05:35,251, Character said: It's gonna be super fancy,
and I control the guest list.

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At 00:05:37,628, Character said: Ugh. D***n, I can't.

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At 00:05:39,255, Character said: Nanny duties in Provence all weekend.

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At 00:05:41,507, Character said: Yeah, me too. I mean, I have to go
to Brussels and meet a collector.

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At 00:05:45,053, Character said: But Gabriel is in town.
You should go, honey.

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At 00:05:48,514, Character said: No pressure.

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At 00:05:49,474, Character said: Oh, sure. Sounds fun.

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At 00:05:51,851, Character said: And also, you need to celebrate.

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At 00:05:54,312, Character said: - Can I tell them the news?
- Oh, there's nothing to tell.

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At 00:05:57,315, Character said: Okay, Gabriel's boss has finally agreed
to sell him the restaurant.

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At 00:06:01,402, Character said: - What? Congratulations!
- Oh, my God! That's huge! Yay!

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At 00:06:04,155, Character said: So he will be able to do everything
he wants to do with the place.

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At 00:06:07,950, Character said: Except that's not
what's happening, Camille.

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At 00:06:09,869, Character said: Uh, I can't afford it.

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At 00:06:11,496, Character said: The down payment alone
is completely out of my reach.

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At 00:06:14,290, Character said: Yeah, but my parents are...