Emily.in.Paris.S01E07.1080p.WEB.H264-CAKES Subtitles

00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:30,{\an8}A little retail therapy before work?

00:00:30,655 --> 00:00:34,Unlike you, Emily,
I don't have much time for shopping.

00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:36,And I'll be away next week.

00:00:37,162 --> 00:00:38,Ooh! Is it a work trip?

00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:40,Or a girls' trip?

00:00:40,665 --> 00:00:41,Femme voyage?

00:00:41,791 --> 00:00:44,No, actually,
it's a none-of-your-business trip.

00:00:44,461 --> 00:00:46,Oh, we have those in America, too.

00:00:46,504 --> 00:00:48,Well, you deserve a vacation.

00:00:48,381 --> 00:00:50,And you can count on me
to make sure everything runs smoothly

00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:52,while you're gone.

00:00:52,510 --> 00:00:55,Oh, I could help with
the Fourtier flagship party this week.

00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:58,Oh no, no, no, no.
I don't need another problem right now.

00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:01,Well, given that there's
an American actress hosting the event,

00:01:01,519 --> 00:01:04,I just think that you should be utilizing
the American in your office.

00:01:05,857 --> 00:01:07,You really think you're up for the task?

00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:08,Absolutely.

00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:10,Très bien, then you babysit the actress,

00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:12,but don't come to me
with any stupid questions.

00:01:13,156 --> 00:01:16,If you're doing it,
you should be saving me time and energy.

00:01:16,785 --> 00:01:18,On it.

00:01:26,878 --> 00:01:31,I have Brooklyn Clark's travel itinerary
and her talking points for the party.

00:01:31,508 --> 00:01:33,Sylvie says this is your problem now.

00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,"Problem"? I love her.

00:01:35,386 --> 00:01:36,I've seen all of her movies.

00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:38,I can't believe
Sylvie's letting me do this.

00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:40,She's in a good mood
because she's going on vacation.

00:01:40,892 --> 00:01:43,Yes,
to St. Barts with Antoine.

00:01:43,228 --> 00:01:46,- But you didn't hear it from me.
- I'm gonna pretend like I never heard it.

00:01:46,314 --> 00:01:47,Heard what?

00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:50,Just that I'm running point
for Brooklyn Clark at the Fourtier launch.

00:01:50,735 --> 00:01:53,- Pfft.
- You're not a fan? She's a big movie star.

00:01:53,404 --> 00:01:56,Yeah, in America. In France, she is so-so.

00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:59,Her genre of movies
are seen as a little bit foolish.

00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:00,Really? Why?

00:02:00,829 --> 00:02:03,American romantic comedies,
they are so dishonest.

00:02:04,165 --> 00:02:06,Here, we like more of a French ending.

00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:08,- Which is what?
- Tragic.

00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:09,More like life.

00:02:09,712 --> 00:02:11,He dies or loses a limb.

00:02:12,173 --> 00:02:14,Or she prefers to be a lesbian,
which happens.

00:02:14,759 --> 00:02:16,Yeah, happy endings are very American.

00:02:16,886 --> 00:02:19,But they give you hope,
and the hero wins in the end.

00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:21,Don't you want to see the hero win?

00:02:21,432 --> 00:02:23,No, I want to see life,

00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:25,the hero tortured for his love,

00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:26,and the actress n***d.

00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:29,But don't you want to go
to the movies to escape life?

00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:31,Thinking you can escape life
is your problem.

00:02:32,318 --> 00:02:35,You can never escape life.

00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:36,Never.

00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:41,Welcome to the French ending.

00:02:53,089 --> 00:02:57,{\an8} - Bonjour. I'm here to see Brooklyn Clark.
- We don't have anyone here by that name.

00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:59,{\an8}- Really? I was told that she was here.
- No.

00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:01,{\an8}Uh, it's fine, Ratatouille. She's with me.

00:03:02,265 --> 00:03:03,{\an8}Are you coming?

00:03:04,642 --> 00:03:06,{\an8}You have to use the alias.

00:03:06,227 --> 00:03:07,{\an8}I'm under Marie Curie.

00:03:07,562 --> 00:03:08,{\an8}Or Marie Callender.

00:03:08,771 --> 00:03:09,{\an8}Which one's pie?

00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:13,{\an8}I'm Emily Cooper from Savoir.
I'm such a huge fan of yours.

00:03:13,109 --> 00:03:14,{\an8}I wanted to tell you that now

00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,{\an8}in case I blurt it out
middle of a conversation.

00:03:16,696 --> 00:03:18,{\an8}You're so sweet.

00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:19,{\an8}Do you have any weed?

00:03:19,365 --> 00:03:20,{\an8}Um, not on me.

00:03:20,658 --> 00:03:23,{\an8}Actually,
marijuana is highly illegal in France.

00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:25,{\an8}Oh. I'm just kidding.

00:03:28,499 --> 00:03:30,Oh, my God.

00:03:31,419 --> 00:03:34,Okay, so I thought that we could go over
the agenda for the Fourtier party.

00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:36,Thank God.
First off, I have nothing to wear.

00:03:37,592 --> 00:03:39,Uh, yeah.  I can see that.

00:03:39,802 --> 00:03:43,I mean, usually, I just, like,
unzip whatever they send to the hotel,

00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:46,which is how I ended up
in that atrocious romper at the VMAs.

00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:49,What? No, no,
you… you… you looked great.

00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:52,I looked like a camel-toed toddler.

00:03:52,941 --> 00:03:54,Well, um, I have a connection,

00:03:54,817 --> 00:03:55,um, at Pierre Cadault.

00:03:56,027 --> 00:03:58,Oh. Isn't he dead?

00:03:58,154 --> 00:04:00,No, no. He's definitely alive.

00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,Ah. I love that for him.

00:04:02,617 --> 00:04:06,- Feels a little dusty for me, though.
- Uh, no, he's not dusty.

00:04:06,204 --> 00:04:08,He's sophisticated, he's classic

00:04:08,122 --> 00:04:10,and certainly never designed a romper.

00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:13,Yeah. I mean, I see your point.

00:04:13,711 --> 00:04:15,Give me your phone, Bucket Hat.

00:04:18,883 --> 00:04:22,Just text me the details tomorrow.
I'm free from three to five.

00:04:22,804 --> 00:04:25,Oh, and don't tell my fat publicist.
I hate her.

00:04:25,348 --> 00:04:27,Uh, great.
Okay, sounds like a plan.

00:04:28,643 --> 00:04:31,Um, but, really,
about this Fourtier agenda…

00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:33,I'm so sorry. Can you give me, like, 15?

00:04:33,648 --> 00:04:35,I have to m***e after a long flight.

00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:38,Kidding?

00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:43,Okay, well, I'll… I'll just, like,

00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:45,put this on the table,
then, for you. Okay.

00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:47,Thanks. You're the best.

00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:01,Oh, my God, I can't believe
you saw Maid of Dishonor's b***s.

00:05:01,342 --> 00:05:03,- Wait, who?
- One of Brooklyn's most popular movies.

00:05:03,678 --> 00:05:05,You know, the one
about the widowed wedding cake baker

00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:08,who all the grooms fall in love with,
and then we find out

00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,- that they're actually ghosts?
- Oh, yeah. That was stupid.

00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:13,Uh, I cried.

00:05:13,354 --> 00:05:15,It was so sad. They were ghosts.

00:05:15,606 --> 00:05:16,Hey, guys.

00:05:16,899 --> 00:05:18,Hey!

00:05:18,276 --> 00:05:20,- Mm!
- Tu travailles trop, chéri.

00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:24,I know. I'm exhausted.
What are you guys talking about?

00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:27,- Oh, Emily saw a movie star n***d today.
- Almost n***d.

00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:30,- Cool. Who?
- Brooklyn Clark.

00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:32,She's hosting this party for Fourtier.
They're our client.

00:05:32,498 --> 00:05:35,Actually, you guys should come.

00:05:35,251 --> 00:05:37,It's gonna be super fancy,
and I control the guest list.

00:05:37,628 --> 00:05:39,Ugh. D***n, I can't.

00:05:39,255 --> 00:05:41,Nanny duties in Provence all weekend.

00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:44,Yeah, me too. I mean, I have to go
to Brussels and meet a collector.

00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:47,But Gabriel is in town.
You should go, honey.

00:05:48,514 --> 00:05:49,No pressure.

00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:51,Oh, sure. Sounds fun.

00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:54,And also, you need to celebrate.

00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:57,- Can I tell them the news?
- Oh, there's nothing to tell.

00:05:57,315 --> 00:06:01,Okay, Gabriel's boss has finally agreed
to sell him the restaurant.

00:06:01,402 --> 00:06:04,- What? Congratulations!
- Oh, my God! That's huge! Yay!

00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:07,So he will be able to do everything
he wants to do with the place.

00:06:07,950 --> 00:06:09,Except that's not
what's happening, Camille.

00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:11,Uh, I can't afford it.

00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:14,The down payment alone
is completely out of my reach.

00:06:14,290 --> 00:06:16,Yeah, but my parents are...