14-Mo Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:14,000 Oh, yo. 2 00:00:15,300 --> 00:00:16,720 Nice getting it done. 3 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:18,800 Yeah. 4 00:00:19,260 --> 00:00:21,360 Thanks for all your help. Couldn't really use it. 5 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:24,180 My bad. Had an interview for a job agency today. 6 00:00:24,500 --> 00:00:25,359 Oh, no s***t. 7 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:27,380 Look at you, getting back on the horse. Right, man? 8 00:00:27,940 --> 00:00:29,800 Hey, uh, where's Mom at? 9 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:32,980 Uh, I don't know. 10 00:00:33,820 --> 00:00:35,920 She's probably just sleeping in or something. 11 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:37,580 Sleeping in still, huh? 12 00:00:38,420 --> 00:00:40,060 Must have worn her out last night. 13 00:00:40,700 --> 00:00:41,700 Huh? 14 00:00:45,460 --> 00:00:48,560 S***t, I might as well just come out with it. And plus, what does mom always say? 15 00:00:48,580 --> 00:00:49,580 No secrets in the house? 16 00:00:50,460 --> 00:00:55,140 Last night, I... I f***d mom. 17 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:57,960 What? 18 00:00:58,300 --> 00:01:01,340 I know, I couldn't believe it either. I always thought she was hot and 19 00:01:01,340 --> 00:01:02,920 everything, but I had no idea that she'd be DTF. 20 00:01:03,500 --> 00:01:05,780 Especially with dad sleeping in the room next to us. 21 00:01:06,060 --> 00:01:08,240 To be honest with you, it kind of turned me on a little bit. 22 00:01:09,060 --> 00:01:10,060 What? 23 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:13,200 I know, but she came in the room, and I know she's just one of my spurs. 24 00:01:13,660 --> 00:01:17,060 I know she came. I could feel her body just spasming and tightening on my c***k. 25 00:01:17,180 --> 00:01:18,180 It was amazing. 26 00:01:19,540 --> 00:01:20,740 I'm sorry. 27 00:01:21,740 --> 00:01:25,780 What? What is wrong with you, man? Are you not paying attention to me? What's 28 00:01:25,780 --> 00:01:26,780 going on? 29 00:01:27,700 --> 00:01:29,920 But you're married. 30 00:01:30,680 --> 00:01:32,540 What does that have anything to do with? 31 00:01:33,580 --> 00:01:35,620 It's not like I f***d some random bar s***t. 32 00:01:35,940 --> 00:01:42,140 It's our stepmom, for God's sake. And plus, my wife never, ever find out about 33 00:01:42,140 --> 00:01:43,140 this. 34 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:54,500 1230 -ish or so. 35 00:01:55,180 --> 00:01:59,240 Oh man, she came in and I always wanted to f***k her lady, but that thing just 36 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:00,260 felt so good. 37 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:06,140 Tyler, I need you to think. What time did you have s***x with mom last night? 38 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:07,380 Dude, look at me. 39 00:02:08,419 --> 00:02:10,720 That guy have any idea what time it is right now? 40 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:13,440 Come on, man. There's no reason I'm unemployed. 41 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:17,500 I g***t home at 105 ** after a little gathering that my friend threw. 42 00:02:17,740 --> 00:02:19,800 Cool. 108 **. 43 00:02:20,460 --> 00:02:22,720 Mom? Walked in my room. 44 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:26,320 Wait. 45 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:28,160 What do you think? 46 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:35,420 You think that mom also had s***x with me. 47 00:02:35,660 --> 00:02:38,900 Oh my god, dude. Are you serious? Love, he's second? 48 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:43,780 What? Say f***k, dude. He f***d up. Oh my god, he fuckers that mom. That is 49 00:02:43,780 --> 00:02:44,780 crazy. 50 00:02:53,079 --> 00:02:57,940 Okay, so she came into my room and I tried to seduce her and everything, but 51 00:02:57,940 --> 00:03:01,300 think she already wanted it. Just the way she came into my room. You tell me. 52 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:03,060 Tell me all the details. What happened to you? Come on. 53 00:03:03,500 --> 00:03:05,420 You're a f***g pig, man. 54 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:06,800 Excuse me? 55 00:03:07,260 --> 00:03:08,260 You heard me. 56 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:10,120 You're f***g disgusting. 57 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:15,620 You know, I can't even believe that you would ever f***g do something like... 58 00:03:15,620 --> 00:03:18,080 What the f***k are you talking about? The only reason you're saying that is 59 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:20,060 because you're jealous and she chose me first. 60 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:21,300 Jealous? Yeah. 61 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:25,100 Has the thought ever crossed your mind that maybe she came to me because you 62 00:03:25,100 --> 00:03:28,140 couldn't satisfy her enough so she needed a real man to finish her off? Are 63 00:03:28,140 --> 00:03:31,340 f***g nuts? Has it ever occurred to you that she only wanted just a little 64 00:03:31,340 --> 00:03:33,720 more young jizz in her for her new baby? 65 00:03:34,500 --> 00:03:35,500 Tyler! 66 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:37,140 How could you say that? 67 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:39,320 Hi, Mom. 68 00:03:39,660 --> 00:03:42,540 I'm sorry. I just... You chose him? 69 00:03:43,380 --> 00:03:45,180 You picked him over me. 70 00:03:46,340 --> 00:03:50,080 Well, I can't believe you guys are just gossiping like schoolgirls. 71 00:03:50,490 --> 00:03:53,290 I thought I taught you better than that. He's f***g married! 72 00:03:54,030 --> 00:03:57,170 Mom, don't even listen to him. He's just trying to say that to make you mad, 73 00:03:57,390 --> 00:04:00,210 okay? Because he... He loves you. 74 00:04:01,270 --> 00:04:02,910 Yeah. I'm in love with her. 75 00:04:04,910 --> 00:04:05,910 I'm in love with you. 76 00:04:06,270 --> 00:04:07,270 It's true. 77 00:04:07,770 --> 00:04:09,670 I've been in love with you since the day I met you. 78 00:04:10,550 --> 00:04:15,990 And all I ever dream about is you leaving Dad and coming to live with me 79 00:04:15,990 --> 00:04:18,350 can take care of you like you deserve and you know it. 80 00:04:19,790 --> 00:04:22,450 That is so f***g gross, dude. How could you betray dad like that? 81 00:04:23,470 --> 00:04:24,369 Betray dad? 82 00:04:24,370 --> 00:04:25,890 Yeah. We betray dad, stupid. 83 00:04:26,830 --> 00:04:27,830 Hey, Mom. 84 00:04:27,870 --> 00:04:28,870 Guess what? 85 00:04:29,330 --> 00:04:30,330 Oh, my God. 86 00:04:30,690 --> 00:04:32,090 I love you, too. 87 00:04:32,490 --> 00:04:35,910 No, like, truly. Hey, you better f***g leave. 88 00:04:36,250 --> 00:04:39,370 I'm gonna knock your head off. I'm not doing it. You're like a cuck right now. 89 00:04:39,570 --> 00:04:41,330 Enough! That's enough. 90 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:43,909 Oh, my God. 91 00:04:43,910 --> 00:04:47,530 Okay, Dante, you're right. You know, what I did... 92 00:04:47,770 --> 00:04:50,650 I really should not have crossed that line. That line should have never been 93 00:04:50,650 --> 00:04:51,670 breached. She regrets it. 94 00:04:53,490 --> 00:04:58,730 But, I mean, I'd be lying if I said that I didn't also have romantic feelings 95 00:04:58,730 --> 00:05:01,050 for you, Dante. I mean, it's hard not to. 96 00:05:01,370 --> 00:05:06,670 With your intelligence, and your drive, and you're so handsome. 97 00:05:08,190 --> 00:05:09,710 Okay, alright, alright, alright. 98 00:05:09,910 --> 00:05:12,370 You don't need to butter him up like a bitch just because he whines like one, 99 00:05:12,430 --> 00:05:13,690 alright? And look, enough! 100 00:05:14,090 --> 00:05:16,850 Stop, you guys. Boys, stop. 101 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:24,240 And Tyler, look, obviously I wasn't just looking to be inseminated when I 102 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:30,340 came into your room last night. I let my lust overcome my reason, and I have to 103 00:05:30,340 --> 00:05:31,340 live with that now. 104 00:05:32,460 --> 00:05:33,460 No. 105 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:40,240 No. And neither are either of you, because that would just kill him, and 106 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:41,240 no point. 107 00:05:48,270 --> 00:05:49,270 I know you're ovulating. 108 00:05:50,450 --> 00:05:53,530 I think she made it very clear that f***g you was a mistake. 109 00:05:53,750 --> 00:05:55,090 Because you couldn't please her. 110 00:05:55,310 --> 00:05:59,110 Listen, lover boy. This whole I love you mom thing is totally creeping her out. 111 00:05:59,170 --> 00:06:00,290 She's not going to leave dad. 112 00:06:01,310 --> 00:06:03,970 No one is ever going to love her the way that I do. 113 00:06:04,390 --> 00:06:07,170 She needs passion, romance, and love. 114 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:08,650 Like I can give her. 115 00:06:09,210 --> 00:06:11,090 Enough. Enough. Really. 116 00:06:11,310 --> 00:06:13,490 You need to be honest with us. Seriously. 117 00:06:14,290 --> 00:06:15,290 No filter. 118 00:06:15,390 --> 00:06:17,850 We're not boys anymore. We're men. We can take it. 119 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:19,240 What's it gonna be? 120 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:20,840 Okay. 121 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:26,080 Well, I... I will have s***x once more. 122 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:31,000 But only because I don't want to know who the father of my unborn child is. 123 00:06:31,980 --> 00:06:35,020 I will have s***x with you one more time, but not here. 124 00:06:35,820 --> 00:06:39,180 I want you to come in my condo and away from this f***g place. 125 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:41,740 She's not talking about you, Captain Nova. 126 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:43,500 Yeah, she is. 127 00:06:44,110 --> 00:06:47,610 She made an entire laundry list of good genetics that I hadn't noticed that she 128 00:06:47,610 --> 00:06:49,230 didn't even list one for you. 129 00:06:49,770 --> 00:06:50,990 Obviously, I'm the choice. 130 00:06:54,170 --> 00:06:55,170 What's it going to be? 131 00:06:55,190 --> 00:07:00,590 Well, I want to have s***x with both of you. 132 00:07:01,210 --> 00:07:05,970 What? No, absolutely not. I ** totally game with that. Are you f***g kidding? 133 00:07:06,150 --> 00:07:07,150 Oh, come on, man. 134 00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:09,690 Stop being such a stiff. 135 00:07:10,540 --> 00:07:13,560 What sounds better...