14-Mo Subtitles

00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:14,Oh, yo.

00:00:15,300 --> 00:00:16,Nice getting it done.

00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:18,Yeah.

00:00:19,260 --> 00:00:21,Thanks for all your help. Couldn't
really use it.

00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:24,My bad. Had an interview for a job
agency today.

00:00:24,500 --> 00:00:25,Oh, no s***t.

00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:27,Look at you, getting back on the horse.
Right, man?

00:00:27,940 --> 00:00:29,Hey, uh, where's Mom at?

00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:32,Uh, I don't know.

00:00:33,820 --> 00:00:35,She's probably just sleeping in or
something.

00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:37,Sleeping in still, huh?

00:00:38,420 --> 00:00:40,Must have worn her out last night.

00:00:40,700 --> 00:00:41,Huh?

00:00:45,460 --> 00:00:48,S***t, I might as well just come out with
it. And plus, what does mom always say?

00:00:48,580 --> 00:00:49,No secrets in the house?

00:00:50,460 --> 00:00:55,Last night, I... I f***d mom.

00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:57,What?

00:00:58,300 --> 00:01:01,I know, I couldn't believe it either. I
always thought she was hot and

00:01:01,340 --> 00:01:02,everything, but I had no idea that she'd
be DTF.

00:01:03,500 --> 00:01:05,Especially with dad sleeping in the room
next to us.

00:01:06,060 --> 00:01:08,To be honest with you, it kind of turned
me on a little bit.

00:01:09,060 --> 00:01:10,What?

00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:13,I know, but she came in the room, and I
know she's just one of my spurs.

00:01:13,660 --> 00:01:17,I know she came. I could feel her body
just spasming and tightening on my c***k.

00:01:17,180 --> 00:01:18,It was amazing.

00:01:19,540 --> 00:01:20,I'm sorry.

00:01:21,740 --> 00:01:25,What? What is wrong with you, man? Are
you not paying attention to me? What's

00:01:25,780 --> 00:01:26,going on?

00:01:27,700 --> 00:01:29,But you're married.

00:01:30,680 --> 00:01:32,What does that have anything to do with?

00:01:33,580 --> 00:01:35,It's not like I f***d some random bar
s***t.

00:01:35,940 --> 00:01:42,It's our stepmom, for God's sake. And
plus, my wife never, ever find out about

00:01:42,140 --> 00:01:43,this.

00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:54,1230 -ish or so.

00:01:55,180 --> 00:01:59,Oh man, she came in and I always wanted
to f***k her lady, but that thing just

00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:00,felt so good.

00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:06,Tyler, I need you to think. What time
did you have s***x with mom last night?

00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:07,Dude, look at me.

00:02:08,419 --> 00:02:10,That guy have any idea what time it is
right now?

00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:13,Come on, man. There's no reason I'm
unemployed.

00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:17,I g***t home at 105 ** after a little
gathering that my friend threw.

00:02:17,740 --> 00:02:19,Cool. 108 **.

00:02:20,460 --> 00:02:22,Mom? Walked in my room.

00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:26,Wait.

00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:28,What do you think?

00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:35,You think that mom also had s***x with me.

00:02:35,660 --> 00:02:38,Oh my god, dude. Are you serious? Love,
he's second?

00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:43,What? Say f***k, dude. He f***d up. Oh
my god, he fuckers that mom. That is

00:02:43,780 --> 00:02:44,crazy.

00:02:53,079 --> 00:02:57,Okay, so she came into my room and I
tried to seduce her and everything, but

00:02:57,940 --> 00:03:01,think she already wanted it. Just the
way she came into my room. You tell me.

00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:03,Tell me all the details. What happened
to you? Come on.

00:03:03,500 --> 00:03:05,You're a f***g pig, man.

00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:06,Excuse me?

00:03:07,260 --> 00:03:08,You heard me.

00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:10,You're f***g disgusting.

00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:15,You know, I can't even believe that you
would ever f***g do something like...

00:03:15,620 --> 00:03:18,What the f***k are you talking about? The
only reason you're saying that is

00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:20,because you're jealous and she chose me
first.

00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:21,Jealous? Yeah.

00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:25,Has the thought ever crossed your mind
that maybe she came to me because you

00:03:25,100 --> 00:03:28,couldn't satisfy her enough so she
needed a real man to finish her off? Are

00:03:28,140 --> 00:03:31,f***g nuts? Has it ever occurred to
you that she only wanted just a little

00:03:31,340 --> 00:03:33,more young jizz in her for her new baby?

00:03:34,500 --> 00:03:35,Tyler!

00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:37,How could you say that?

00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:39,Hi, Mom.

00:03:39,660 --> 00:03:42,I'm sorry. I just... You chose him?

00:03:43,380 --> 00:03:45,You picked him over me.

00:03:46,340 --> 00:03:50,Well, I can't believe you guys are just
gossiping like schoolgirls.

00:03:50,490 --> 00:03:53,I thought I taught you better than that.
He's f***g married!

00:03:54,030 --> 00:03:57,Mom, don't even listen to him. He's just
trying to say that to make you mad,

00:03:57,390 --> 00:04:00,okay? Because he... He loves you.

00:04:01,270 --> 00:04:02,Yeah. I'm in love with her.

00:04:04,910 --> 00:04:05,I'm in love with you.

00:04:06,270 --> 00:04:07,It's true.

00:04:07,770 --> 00:04:09,I've been in love with you since the day
I met you.

00:04:10,550 --> 00:04:15,And all I ever dream about is you
leaving Dad and coming to live with me

00:04:15,990 --> 00:04:18,can take care of you like you deserve
and you know it.

00:04:19,790 --> 00:04:22,That is so f***g gross, dude. How
could you betray dad like that?

00:04:23,470 --> 00:04:24,Betray dad?

00:04:24,370 --> 00:04:25,Yeah. We betray dad, stupid.

00:04:26,830 --> 00:04:27,Hey, Mom.

00:04:27,870 --> 00:04:28,Guess what?

00:04:29,330 --> 00:04:30,Oh, my God.

00:04:30,690 --> 00:04:32,I love you, too.

00:04:32,490 --> 00:04:35,No, like, truly. Hey, you better f***g
leave.

00:04:36,250 --> 00:04:39,I'm gonna knock your head off. I'm not
doing it. You're like a cuck right now.

00:04:39,570 --> 00:04:41,Enough! That's enough.

00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:43,Oh, my God.

00:04:43,910 --> 00:04:47,Okay, Dante, you're right. You know,
what I did...

00:04:47,770 --> 00:04:50,I really should not have crossed that
line. That line should have never been

00:04:50,650 --> 00:04:51,breached. She regrets it.

00:04:53,490 --> 00:04:58,But, I mean, I'd be lying if I said that
I didn't also have romantic feelings

00:04:58,730 --> 00:05:01,for you, Dante. I mean, it's hard not
to.

00:05:01,370 --> 00:05:06,With your intelligence, and your drive,
and you're so handsome.

00:05:08,190 --> 00:05:09,Okay, alright, alright, alright.

00:05:09,910 --> 00:05:12,You don't need to butter him up like a
bitch just because he whines like one,

00:05:12,430 --> 00:05:13,alright? And look, enough!

00:05:14,090 --> 00:05:16,Stop, you guys. Boys, stop.

00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:24,And Tyler, look, obviously I wasn't just
looking to be inseminated when I

00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:30,came into your room last night. I let my
lust overcome my reason, and I have to

00:05:30,340 --> 00:05:31,live with that now.

00:05:32,460 --> 00:05:33,No.

00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:40,No. And neither are either of you,
because that would just kill him, and

00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:41,no point.

00:05:48,270 --> 00:05:49,I know you're ovulating.

00:05:50,450 --> 00:05:53,I think she made it very clear that
f***g you was a mistake.

00:05:53,750 --> 00:05:55,Because you couldn't please her.

00:05:55,310 --> 00:05:59,Listen, lover boy. This whole I love you
mom thing is totally creeping her out.

00:05:59,170 --> 00:06:00,She's not going to leave dad.

00:06:01,310 --> 00:06:03,No one is ever going to love her the way
that I do.

00:06:04,390 --> 00:06:07,She needs passion, romance, and love.

00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:08,Like I can give her.

00:06:09,210 --> 00:06:11,Enough. Enough. Really.

00:06:11,310 --> 00:06:13,You need to be honest with us.
Seriously.

00:06:14,290 --> 00:06:15,No filter.

00:06:15,390 --> 00:06:17,We're not boys anymore. We're men. We
can take it.

00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:19,What's it gonna be?

00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:20,Okay.

00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:26,Well, I... I will have s***x once more.

00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:31,But only because I don't want to know
who the father of my unborn child is.

00:06:31,980 --> 00:06:35,I will have s***x with you one more time,
but not here.

00:06:35,820 --> 00:06:39,I want you to come in my condo and away
from this f***g place.

00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:41,She's not talking about you, Captain
Nova.

00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:43,Yeah, she is.

00:06:44,110 --> 00:06:47,She made an entire laundry list of good
genetics that I hadn't noticed that she

00:06:47,610 --> 00:06:49,didn't even list one for you.

00:06:49,770 --> 00:06:50,Obviously, I'm the choice.

00:06:54,170 --> 00:06:55,What's it going to be?

00:06:55,190 --> 00:07:00,Well, I want to have s***x with both of
you.

00:07:01,210 --> 00:07:05,What? No, absolutely not. I ** totally
game with that. Are you f***g kidding?

00:07:06,150 --> 00:07:07,Oh, come on, man.

00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:09,Stop being such a stiff.

00:07:10,540 --> 00:07:13,What sounds better...