Monster.House.2006.720p.BluRay.x264.YIFY Subtitles

At 00:02:16,200, Character said: Hello, leaves.

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At 00:02:22,200, Character said: Hello, sky.

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At 00:03:28,900, Character said: Get off my lawn!

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At 00:03:32,600, Character said: Trespasser.

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At 00:03:34,800, Character said: Do you want to be eaten alive?

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At 00:03:37,500, Character said: - No.
- Then get out of here!

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At 00:03:44,400, Character said: My trike.

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At 00:03:51,900, Character said: Stay away from my house!

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At 00:04:17,400, Character said: - DJ!
- We're gonna be late.

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At 00:04:19,300, Character said: Yeah, Mom, I'm coming.
I'm coming.

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At 00:04:22,700, Character said: October 30th: another tricycle.

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At 00:04:25,300, Character said: I'm coming.

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At 00:04:31,900, Character said: Mom.

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At 00:04:33,500, Character said: Mom, he did it again.
He took another tricycle.

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At 00:04:36,800, Character said: Okay, honey,
we've talked about this.

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At 00:04:39,300, Character said: You cannot stay up
in your room all day...

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At 00:04:42,100, Character said: ...staring at an old man
through a telescope.

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At 00:04:44,500, Character said: But, Mom, there's something wrong
with that house.

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At 00:04:46,900, Character said: I'm serious.

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At 00:04:48,400, Character said: What was that?

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At 00:04:52,100, Character said: I'm serious.

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At 00:04:54,200, Character said: His voice sounds funny.

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At 00:04:56,400, Character said: Someone is hitting puberty.

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At 00:04:59,000, Character said: "What's happening to my body?"
Right, buddy?

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At 00:05:02,300, Character said: Maybe you should come with us.

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At 00:05:04,000, Character said: Oh, the boy's too busy.
He's g***t his spying to do.

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At 00:05:07,200, Character said: I'm not spying.

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At 00:05:09,600, Character said: Well...

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At 00:05:11,100, Character said: "Well..." That's okay, buddy.

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At 00:05:14,400, Character said: When I was your age,
I did exactly the same thing.

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At 00:05:16,800, Character said: Of course, it was with binoculars
and involved the lovely Jensen twins.

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At 00:05:20,600, Character said: Neither of which was as lovely
as your beautiful mother.

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At 00:05:23,800, Character said: Will you be an angel
and help me bring out the incisor?

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At 00:05:26,500, Character said: - The incisor.
- Hold this.

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At 00:05:27,900, Character said: Yeah, you don't wanna forget that.

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At 00:05:37,900, Character said: Elizabeth will be here
in a few hours.

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At 00:05:40,100, Character said: If anything happens,
call the police and hide.

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At 00:05:42,600, Character said: He knows that.

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At 00:05:44,200, Character said: See you tomorrow night.

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At 00:05:46,800, Character said: - What have you done?
- Just let me drive this thing, will you?

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At 00:05:50,000, Character said: - Where is DJ? Where's DJ?
- I'm fine.

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At 00:05:51,800, Character said: You would be so happy
if he was under the car, wouldn't you?

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At 00:05:55,700, Character said: Sorry. It's hard to see
with the mask on.

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At 00:06:00,100, Character said: Then why don't you keep it off,
Chowder?

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At 00:06:02,800, Character said: Why did you put up your window?

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At 00:06:04,900, Character said: - Chowder.
- It's aerodynamic.

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At 00:06:06,800, Character said: - Hi, DJ.
- We've g***t to make time.

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At 00:06:08,500, Character said: The children. The children.

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At 00:06:10,100, Character said: - What children?
- Bye-bye, baby.

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At 00:06:12,100, Character said: - Tell him you love him, dear.
- He knows that.

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At 00:06:14,600, Character said: - Tell your son you love him.
- I don't wanna tell him.

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At 00:06:17,400, Character said: - He knows I love him.
- He's your son.

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At 00:06:19,100, Character said: - You have to say it. Roll it down.
- We're gonna be late.

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At 00:06:23,100, Character said: We both love you.

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At 00:06:24,900, Character said: - That includes your dad.
- That's right.

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At 00:06:29,700, Character said: - He's had enough kisses.
- Blow him a kiss.

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At 00:06:31,700, Character said: - Blow him a kiss.
- Goodbye.

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At 00:06:37,700, Character said: Cheer up.
It's almost Halloween.

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At 00:06:40,400, Character said: In one day and three hours,
it's candy time.

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At 00:06:44,600, Character said: Okay?

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At 00:06:47,200, Character said: - Check it out, I g***t a new ball.
- Cool.

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At 00:06:52,400, Character said: Oh, speaking of which,
have you decided?

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At 00:06:54,800, Character said: Skullzor or Crypt Keeper?

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At 00:06:59,400, Character said: Chowder.

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At 00:07:02,600, Character said: I don't think I'm going
trick-or-treating this year.

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At 00:07:05,300, Character said: What?

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At 00:07:06,800, Character said: Come on, you're gonna break
a six-year streak.

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At 00:07:09,500, Character said: Yeah, six years of being jumped
and egged.

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At 00:07:12,700, Character said: Maybe I'm getting too grown-up.

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At 00:07:24,600, Character said: Three seconds on the clock.

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At 00:07:26,700, Character said: I'm playing basketball.

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At 00:07:32,800, Character said: It's time
for an in-your-face disgrace.

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At 00:07:39,800, Character said: - Are you okay?
- My nose is in my brains.

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At 00:07:42,500, Character said: Let me see. Oh, my God.

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At 00:07:44,400, Character said: - What?
- You're a dork.

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At 00:07:47,900, Character said: Where's my ball?

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At 00:07:54,200, Character said: Oh, no.

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At 00:08:12,600, Character said: - Sorry, man.
- Wait, wait. DJ.

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At 00:08:16,300, Character said: You're a grownup now,
you go get it.

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At 00:08:18,800, Character said: Chowder, your ball just landed
on Nebbercracker's lawn.

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At 00:08:22,200, Character said: It doesn't exist anymore.

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At 00:08:29,200, Character said: I paid $28 for that ball.

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At 00:08:32,300, Character said: I raked 10 yards and asked my mom
for a dollar 26 times.

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At 00:08:37,100, Character said: I never worked that hard in my life-

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At 00:08:41,500, Character said: Nebbercracker hasn't come out yet.

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At 00:08:43,700, Character said: - So?
- So maybe he's sleeping.

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At 00:08:49,300, Character said: All right, I'll do it.

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At 00:08:51,400, Character said: I'll never forget this. Hurry, though.

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At 00:08:59,500, Character said: Go.

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At 00:09:10,400, Character said: You.

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At 00:09:11,700, Character said: - No.
- DJ, run!

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At 00:09:16,100, Character said: Get the ball and run!

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At 00:09:20,500, Character said: You're so close.

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At 00:09:22,600, Character said: What have you done?

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At 00:09:24,300, Character said: - Just nudge it over here.
- I'm so sorry.

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At 00:09:26,300, Character said: Oh, I'm so, so, so sorry.
I didn't mean-

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At 00:09:29,100, Character said: You are dead.

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At 00:09:30,900, Character said: DJ, come on, come on!

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At 00:09:34,400, Character said: - Chowder.
- Come on, DJ.

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At 00:09:36,100, Character said: Help. Chowder.

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At 00:09:38,000, Character said: Help. Help.

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At 00:09:40,900, Character said: - You think you can terrorize my lawn?
- No, I'm sorry.

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At 00:09:44,800, Character said: - You wanna be a dead person?
- No. I love life.

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At 00:09:47,200, Character said: This place is not
a playground for children.

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At 00:09:50,400, Character said: - G***t it from now on.
- This is my house!

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At 00:09:53,500, Character said: Why can't you respect that?

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At 00:09:55,400, Character said: Why can't you
just stay away from-?

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At 00:11:20,000, Character said: Push.

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At 00:11:49,600, Character said: No siren. Never a good sign.

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At 00:12:03,200, Character said: I'm a murderer.

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At 00:12:05,000, Character said: - No, you're not.
- I'm not?

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At 00:12:07,600, Character said: When it's an accident,
they call it manslaughter.

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At 00:12:11,100, Character said: I think I'm gonna throw up.

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At 00:12:16,400, Character said: Great. Babysitter's here.

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At 00:12:18,400, Character said: See you, DJ.

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At 00:12:21,200, Character said: Perfect.

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At 00:12:27,000, Character said: DJ.

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At 00:12:28,400, Character said: Hey, DJ, I just saw an ambulance.
Did I miss anything interesting?

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At 00:12:35,300, Character said: Hello?

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At 00:12:38,300, Character said: Elizabeth...

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At 00:12:40,400, Character said: ...can I talk to you
about something?

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At 00:12:42,200, Character said: Oh, yeah, of course you can,
cantaloupe.

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At 00:12:45,300, Character said: We are gonna have
the bestest time.

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At 00:12:48,300, Character said: - G***t tons of neat activities planned.
- They already left.

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At 00:12:51,800, Character said: - They did? They're gone?
- Yes, and I need to talk to you.

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At 00:12:54,700, Character said: So the usual deal: indoors by 9,
in your room by 11.

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At 00:12:57,700, Character said: - Lights out, your call.
- Elizabeth.

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At 00:12:59,600, Character said: - And it's Zee.
- "Zee"?

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At 00:13:02,000, Character said: Now, listen up. I control the TV,
the stereo and the phone.

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At 00:13:05,900, Character said: I don't do board games,
Shrinky Dinks or tuck-ins.

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At 00:13:09,400, Character said: I'm not your mother.
I'm not your friend.

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At 00:13:11,800, Character said: Don't talk to me like I'm a baby, okay?
I ** practically a grownup.

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At 00:13:16,100, Character said: I don't even need you here,
Elizabeth.

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At 00:13:27,600, Character said: - Gosh, DJ, why'd you break that?
- But I didn't.

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At 00:13:31,300, Character said: Yeah, let me ask you something.
Who are they gonna believe?

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At 00:13:34,200, Character said: - Go to your room.
- Fine.

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At 00:15:26,900, Character said: Hello?

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At 00:15:30,300, Character said: Hello?

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At 00:15:35,800, Character said: Hello?

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At 00:15:37,600, Character said: Yeah, very funny.
See how you like it.

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