S01E02 - Episode 2_track3_[eng] Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:04,930 --> 00:00:06,150 Seriously, you're gonna have to go faster. 2 00:00:07,930 --> 00:00:09,940 - I'm pregnant. - Did you just say pregnant? 3 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:11,010 Hi. 4 00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:13,440 You've g***t what's called cervical dysplasia. 5 00:00:13,500 --> 00:00:16,230 - What the hell is that? - It's what we call a pre-cancer. 6 00:00:16,290 --> 00:00:18,240 - Cancer! - I think you should marry me. 7 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:20,740 What? 8 00:00:20,810 --> 00:00:22,730 Oh, God! Hurry up! 9 00:00:22,790 --> 00:00:23,810 I'm not gonna come! 10 00:01:17,830 --> 00:01:19,500 - Hi. - Hi. 11 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:23,640 - Do you wanna go for a walk? - Sure. Where do you wanna go? 12 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:26,550 No, I mean, do you wanna go for a walk? 13 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:28,720 Oh, you mean on my own? 14 00:01:28,810 --> 00:01:30,830 Yeah. I don't want to be mean. 15 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:34,150 I just need some space, and you take up a lot of space. 16 00:01:34,230 --> 00:01:35,260 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 17 00:01:35,340 --> 00:01:37,520 You're the second biggest thing in this flat after the bed. 18 00:01:37,590 --> 00:01:38,860 You're bigger than the wardrobe. 19 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:40,580 That's because your wardrobe is a joke. 20 00:01:40,660 --> 00:01:42,800 It's not a joke. It's roomy and practical. 21 00:01:43,100 --> 00:01:46,050 If it's so roomy, then why are my clothes still in my suitcase. 22 00:01:46,130 --> 00:01:47,240 It's roomy for my stuff. 23 00:01:47,550 --> 00:01:49,290 You let me put my p***s in your mouth, 24 00:01:49,370 --> 00:01:51,280 but you won't let me put my t-shirts in your drawer? 25 00:01:51,350 --> 00:01:55,520 Please don't rush me, Rob. 26 00:01:55,610 --> 00:01:57,160 Okay. How long do you want me to go out for? 27 00:01:57,260 --> 00:01:59,040 Just, you know, You decide. Just. 28 00:01:59,460 --> 00:02:02,040 Couple of hours or half a day. Not long. 29 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:04,560 So I'll just go get some coffee. 30 00:02:04,630 --> 00:02:07,930 Yeah, but don't just get a coffee and come back. 31 00:02:07,990 --> 00:02:09,350 Maybe go and see a movie. 32 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:11,840 - It's 8:30 in the morning. - I don't know. 33 00:02:11,910 --> 00:02:14,700 Just improvise. There's a whole world out there. 34 00:02:14,790 --> 00:02:16,860 Okay. I'll get some groceries. 35 00:02:16,930 --> 00:02:18,100 - Yeah. - Um, 36 00:02:18,150 --> 00:02:21,080 You're out of mint tea and those weird raw food bars that you like. 37 00:02:25,390 --> 00:02:28,050 - So, I'll just head out then. - Take your time. 38 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:36,350 Get out of the way, f***g idiot. 39 00:02:36,870 --> 00:02:37,960 Jesus! 40 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:02,650 - What are you looking at? - A dog's shitting a***e? 41 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:14,370 - Hey, Mom. - Hey, baby, how you doing? 42 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:16,440 What time is it there? Are you okay? 43 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:19,370 Oh, yeah, it's 4 a.m., and I couldn't sleep, so-- 44 00:03:19,430 --> 00:03:22,470 I finally looked up this thing on the Internet, 45 00:03:22,540 --> 00:03:25,680 and you do not have to stay there. 46 00:03:25,740 --> 00:03:27,210 It's a different country. 47 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:31,460 They can't extradite you for failure to pay child support. 48 00:03:31,530 --> 00:03:33,120 It's not like it's a war crime. 49 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:35,360 It's just a foreign baby. 50 00:03:35,450 --> 00:03:38,190 It's not a foreign baby. It's my baby. 51 00:03:38,300 --> 00:03:41,120 Your grandson. I'm a dad, so I can, 52 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:42,970 at the very least, give it a shot. 53 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:45,440 - Your father didn't. - Jesus, Mom. 54 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:47,260 What does that have to do with-- 55 00:03:49,070 --> 00:03:51,270 Mom, I gotta go. It's a guy I was trying to call. 56 00:03:51,630 --> 00:03:53,260 - I'll call you back. - Rob! 57 00:03:54,370 --> 00:03:56,000 That f***r hung up on me. 58 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:57,510 - Hey, Dave, - Rob! 59 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,470 You pants-shitting homo! 60 00:03:59,540 --> 00:04:01,200 What's happening? You live here now? 61 00:04:01,610 --> 00:04:03,000 Yeah, for the time being. 62 00:04:03,060 --> 00:04:05,560 - Is it for work? - Well, it was at first, 63 00:04:05,650 --> 00:04:08,450 but I wound up getting a girl pregnant. 64 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:12,510 Whoa, you mean, like, underage? 65 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:13,880 - No. - You said girl. 66 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:17,040 I meant an adult woman, a teacher. 67 00:04:17,089 --> 00:04:20,459 Oh, God, that f***g s***s, dude. 68 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:22,200 Not really. 69 00:04:22,250 --> 00:04:23,680 You need a job? You need money? 70 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:25,160 No, I have a job. 71 00:04:25,250 --> 00:04:27,520 I'm calling 'cause I don't know anybody here. 72 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,340 S***t, man! Let's get together. 73 00:04:29,390 --> 00:04:31,400 Your situation sounds f***g awful. 74 00:04:31,450 --> 00:04:33,080 I'd love to hear more about it. 75 00:04:33,170 --> 00:04:35,950 Well, Great. Can I come over now? 76 00:04:36,420 --> 00:04:38,990 No. I gotta go to the Ukraine for business from a couple of days. 77 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:40,480 Let's do something when I get back. 78 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:42,410 Hey! You like the ballet? 79 00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:44,690 - Yeah, sure. - Fag! 80 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:46,200 I'll call you when I'm back from Odessa. 81 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:51,720 Oh, God. 82 00:05:01,630 --> 00:05:03,980 - I know I was only gone an hour-- - 50 minutes. 83 00:05:04,050 --> 00:05:06,070 ...but I bought you one of these. 84 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:10,550 It's bread, but it's all wrapped up like a present, and it only cost 17.50. 85 00:05:12,780 --> 00:05:13,800 I love it. 86 00:05:16,540 --> 00:05:17,710 And... 87 00:05:19,550 --> 00:05:22,530 - Ta-da! - Oh, that's so sweet. 88 00:05:22,610 --> 00:05:24,030 I know, I'm selfless. 89 00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:29,700 - What are you doing? - I'm just being dainty. 90 00:05:30,860 --> 00:05:34,320 - You're squashing me. - Really? How? I'm just a sprite. 91 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:36,000 Really, seriously, you're hurting my arm. 92 00:05:36,070 --> 00:05:38,150 - Just get off. - Okay, sorry. 93 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:47,020 In fact, it was such a long and brutal war 94 00:05:47,100 --> 00:05:49,400 that some people even resorted 95 00:05:49,460 --> 00:05:51,610 to digging up bodies and eating them 96 00:05:51,710 --> 00:05:53,990 just to stay alive. 97 00:05:55,530 --> 00:05:58,510 Oh, you think that's funny? Well, let's hope you never have to choose between 98 00:05:58,590 --> 00:06:00,760 digging up your grandmother and making a sandwich out for her 99 00:06:00,840 --> 00:06:02,040 or starving to death, Jason. 100 00:06:09,060 --> 00:06:10,430 I think it's amazing what you're doing. 101 00:06:11,180 --> 00:06:12,900 - What ** I doing? - You're just like, 102 00:06:12,970 --> 00:06:14,550 "F***k it. I'm single, "I'm getting old, 103 00:06:14,630 --> 00:06:15,650 and I'm just going to have this baby, 104 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:17,840 because I'm the boss of my life." 105 00:06:18,190 --> 00:06:22,120 I'm not doing it on my own. Rob asked me to marry him, so I'm going to do that. 106 00:06:22,180 --> 00:06:23,650 I thought it was just a one-night thing? 107 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:26,980 It was six nights. He was a six-night thing. 108 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:28,960 Why do you want to get married? 109 00:06:29,130 --> 00:06:30,550 Because I'm pregnant. 110 00:06:31,410 --> 00:06:33,400 If I g***t married every time I g***t pregnant-- 111 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:34,740 Do you know what I mean? 112 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:38,520 - It's not the 1930s. - No, it's the 2000s. 113 00:06:38,580 --> 00:06:40,840 There's like 300 wars happening around the globe. 114 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:43,070 I might like someone to shovel a path for me 115 00:06:43,130 --> 00:06:45,870 and my baby in the nuclear winter. 116 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:47,870 Well, just don't rush into it. 117 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:49,680 Have you seen the new deputy head? 118 00:06:50,340 --> 00:06:52,150 Tell me you don't want to squat on his face? 119 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:55,330 If you're married, you won't be able to do that. 120 00:06:55,410 --> 00:06:57,520 Yeah, I will. It'll just be harder. 121 00:06:57,620 --> 00:07:00,860 Show us the ring, then. 122 00:07:01,550 --> 00:07:03,560 Do you like it? I don't have one. 123 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:08,720 That was my friend. 124 00:07:09,410 --> 00:07:12,360 That was just my friend Dave texting to invite me over tonight. 125 00:07:12,420 --> 00:07:14,480 Oh, you don't have any friends. 126 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:17,670 I've changed. I have friends now. I'm putting down roots. 127 00:07:18,130 --> 00:07:20,930 Who knows, your brother and I might hit it off and be friends, too. 128 00:07:21,390 --> 00:07:23,890 We might be better than friends. Be more like brothers. 129 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:25,510 Well, that would make you my brother. 130 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:28,120 Hey, love doesn't follow rules. 131 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:30,270 Ha! I don't love you. 132...