S01E02 Subtitles

At 00:00:04,930, Character said: Seriously, you're gonna
have to go faster.

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At 00:00:07,930, Character said: - I'm pregnant.
- Did you just say pregnant?

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At 00:00:10,000, Character said: Hi.

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At 00:00:11,080, Character said: You've g***t what's called
cervical dysplasia.

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At 00:00:13,500, Character said: - What the hell is that?
- It's what we call a pre-cancer.

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At 00:00:16,290, Character said: - Cancer!
- I think you should marry me.

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At 00:00:18,280, Character said: What?

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At 00:00:20,810, Character said: Oh, God! Hurry up!

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At 00:00:22,790, Character said: I'm not gonna come!

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At 00:01:17,830, Character said: - Hi.
- Hi.

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At 00:01:20,600, Character said: - Do you wanna go for a walk?
- Sure. Where do you wanna go?

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At 00:01:23,720, Character said: No, I mean,
do you wanna go for a walk?

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At 00:01:26,880, Character said: Oh, you mean on my own?

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At 00:01:28,810, Character said: Yeah.
I don't want to be mean.

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At 00:01:30,880, Character said: I just need some space,
and you take up a lot of space.

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At 00:01:34,230, Character said: - Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

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At 00:01:35,340, Character said: You're the second biggest thing
in this flat after the bed.

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At 00:01:37,590, Character said: You're bigger
than the wardrobe.

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At 00:01:38,920, Character said: That's because
your wardrobe is a joke.

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At 00:01:40,660, Character said: It's not a joke.
It's roomy and practical.

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At 00:01:43,100, Character said: If it's so roomy, then why are my clothes
still in my suitcase.

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At 00:01:46,130, Character said: It's roomy for my stuff.

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At 00:01:47,550, Character said: You let me put my p***s
in your mouth,

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At 00:01:49,370, Character said: but you won't let me put
my t-shirts in your drawer?

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At 00:01:51,350, Character said: Please don't rush me, Rob.

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At 00:01:55,610, Character said: Okay. How long do you
want me to go out for?

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At 00:01:57,260, Character said: Just, you know, You decide. Just.

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At 00:01:59,460, Character said: Couple of hours
or half a day. Not long.

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At 00:02:02,800, Character said: So I'll just go get
some coffee.

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At 00:02:04,630, Character said: Yeah, but don't just get
a coffee and come back.

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At 00:02:07,990, Character said: Maybe go and see a movie.

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At 00:02:09,840, Character said: - It's 8:30 in the morning.
- I don't know.

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At 00:02:11,910, Character said: Just improvise.
There's a whole world out there.

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At 00:02:14,790, Character said: Okay.
I'll get some groceries.

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At 00:02:16,930, Character said: - Yeah.
- Um,

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At 00:02:18,150, Character said: You're out of mint tea and those
weird raw food bars that you like.

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At 00:02:25,390, Character said: - So, I'll just head out then.
- Take your time.

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At 00:02:34,560, Character said: Get out of the way,
f***g idiot.

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At 00:02:36,870, Character said: Jesus!

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At 00:02:58,520, Character said: - What are you looking at?
- A dog's shitting a***e?

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At 00:03:12,360, Character said: - Hey, Mom.
- Hey, baby, how you doing?

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At 00:03:14,440, Character said: What time is it there?
Are you okay?

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At 00:03:16,530, Character said: Oh, yeah, it's 4 a.m.,
and I couldn't sleep, so--

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At 00:03:19,430, Character said: I finally looked up
this thing on the Internet,

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At 00:03:22,540, Character said: and you do not have
to stay there.

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At 00:03:25,740, Character said: It's a different country.

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At 00:03:27,560, Character said: They can't extradite you for
failure to pay child support.

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At 00:03:31,530, Character said: It's not like
it's a war crime.

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At 00:03:33,200, Character said: It's just a foreign baby.

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At 00:03:35,450, Character said: It's not a foreign baby.
It's my baby.

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At 00:03:38,300, Character said: Your grandson.
I'm a dad, so I can,

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At 00:03:41,200, Character said: at the very least,
give it a shot.

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At 00:03:43,200, Character said: - Your father didn't.
- Jesus, Mom.

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At 00:03:45,520, Character said: What does that have to do with--

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At 00:03:49,070, Character said: Mom, I gotta go.
It's a guy I was trying to call.

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At 00:03:51,630, Character said: - I'll call you back.
- Rob!

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At 00:03:54,370, Character said: That f***r hung up on me.

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At 00:03:56,160, Character said: - Hey, Dave,
- Rob!

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At 00:03:58,000, Character said: You pants-shitting homo!

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At 00:03:59,540, Character said: What's happening?
You live here now?

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At 00:04:01,610, Character said: Yeah, for the time being.

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At 00:04:03,060, Character said: - Is it for work?
- Well, it was at first,

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At 00:04:05,650, Character said: but I wound up
getting a girl pregnant.

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At 00:04:08,500, Character said: Whoa, you mean, like, underage?

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At 00:04:12,600, Character said: - No.
- You said girl.

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At 00:04:13,960, Character said: I meant an adult woman,
a teacher.

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At 00:04:17,089, Character said: Oh, God,
that f***g s***s, dude.

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At 00:04:21,160, Character said: Not really.

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At 00:04:22,250, Character said: You need a job?
You need money?

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At 00:04:23,760, Character said: No, I have a job.

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At 00:04:25,250, Character said: I'm calling 'cause
I don't know anybody here.

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At 00:04:27,600, Character said: S***t, man!
Let's get together.

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At 00:04:29,390, Character said: Your situation sounds
f***g awful.

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At 00:04:31,450, Character said: I'd love to hear
more about it.

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At 00:04:33,170, Character said: Well, Great.
Can I come over now?

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At 00:04:36,420, Character said: No. I gotta go to the Ukraine
for business from a couple of days.

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At 00:04:39,070, Character said: Let's do something
when I get back.

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At 00:04:40,800, Character said: Hey! You like the ballet?

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At 00:04:42,650, Character said: - Yeah, sure.
- Fag!

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At 00:04:44,760, Character said: I'll call you
when I'm back from Odessa.

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At 00:04:50,400, Character said: Oh, God.

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At 00:05:01,630, Character said: - I know I was only gone an hour--
- 50 minutes.

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At 00:05:04,050, Character said: ...but I bought you
one of these.

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At 00:05:06,360, Character said: It's bread, but it's all wrapped up
like a present, and it only cost 17.50.

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At 00:05:12,780, Character said: I love it.

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At 00:05:16,540, Character said: And...

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At 00:05:19,550, Character said: - Ta-da!
- Oh, that's so sweet.

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At 00:05:22,610, Character said: I know, I'm selfless.

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At 00:05:27,280, Character said: - What are you doing?
- I'm just being dainty.

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At 00:05:30,860, Character said: - You're squashing me.
- Really? How? I'm just a sprite.

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At 00:05:34,400, Character said: Really, seriously,
you're hurting my arm.

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At 00:05:36,070, Character said: - Just get off.
- Okay, sorry.

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At 00:05:44,240, Character said: In fact, it was such
a long and brutal war

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At 00:05:47,100, Character said: that some people
even resorted

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At 00:05:49,460, Character said: to digging up bodies
and eating them

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At 00:05:51,710, Character said: just to stay alive.

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At 00:05:55,530, Character said: Oh, you think that's funny? Well, let's
hope you never have to choose between

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At 00:05:58,590, Character said: digging up your grandmother
and making a sandwich out for her

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At 00:06:00,840, Character said: or starving to death, Jason.

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At 00:06:09,060, Character said: I think it's amazing
what you're doing.

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At 00:06:11,180, Character said: - What ** I doing?
- You're just like,

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At 00:06:12,970, Character said: "F***k it. I'm single,
"I'm getting old,

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At 00:06:14,630, Character said: and I'm just going
to have this baby,

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At 00:06:15,720, Character said: because I'm the boss
of my life."

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At 00:06:18,190, Character said: I'm not doing it on my own. Rob asked
me to marry him, so I'm going to do that.

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At 00:06:22,180, Character said: I thought it was just
a one-night thing?

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At 00:06:23,720, Character said: It was six nights.
He was a six-night thing.

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At 00:06:27,040, Character said: Why do you want to get married?

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At 00:06:29,130, Character said: Because I'm pregnant.

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At 00:06:31,410, Character said: If I g***t married
every time I g***t pregnant--

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At 00:06:33,480, Character said: Do you know what I mean?

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At 00:06:35,160, Character said: - It's not the 1930s.
- No, it's the 2000s.

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At 00:06:38,580, Character said: There's like 300 wars
happening around the globe.

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At 00:06:41,120, Character said: I might like someone
to shovel a path for me

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At 00:06:43,130, Character said: and my baby
in the nuclear winter.

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At 00:06:45,960, Character said: Well, just don't rush
into it.

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At 00:06:48,320, Character said: Have you seen
the new deputy head?

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At 00:06:50,340, Character said: Tell me you don't want
to squat on his face?

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At 00:06:53,360, Character said: If you're married,
you won't be able to do that.

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At 00:06:55,410, Character said: Yeah, I will.
It'll just be harder.

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At 00:06:57,620, Character said: Show us the ring, then.

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At 00:07:01,550, Character said: Do you like it?
I don't have one.

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At 00:07:06,040, Character said: That was my friend.

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At 00:07:09,410, Character said: That was just my friend Dave texting
to invite me over tonight.

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At 00:07:12,420, Character said: Oh, you don't have
any friends.

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At 00:07:14,560, Character said: I've changed. I have friends now.
I'm putting down roots.

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At 00:07:18,130, Character said: Who knows, your brother and I
might hit it off and be friends, too.

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At 00:07:21,390, Character said: We might be better than friends.
Be more like brothers.

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At 00:07:24,280, Character said: Well, that would make you
my brother.

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At 00:07:25,720, Character said: Hey, love doesn't
follow rules.

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At 00:07:28,200, Character said: Ha! I don't love you.

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