Mona Wales - M I L F P Subtitles

At 00:01:02,220, Character said: a person who's a lot like me?

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At 00:01:03,560, Character said: Are you imagining you're hurt?

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At 00:01:05,459, Character said: Oh, Brad.

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At 00:01:07,440, Character said: What you watching, Mona?

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At 00:01:09,520, Character said: Cougar, f***g young stud?

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At 00:01:11,460, Character said: Or a stepmom and her stepson?

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At 00:01:14,940, Character said: Please, Brad. You don't have a son.

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At 00:01:17,060, Character said: You have a son -in -law.

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At 00:01:19,500, Character said: Spread your legs.

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At 00:01:22,380, Character said: You're a dirty little s***t, aren't you?

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At 00:01:24,420, Character said: I **. I can't help it. I want you, Brad.

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At 00:01:27,980, Character said: Dreaming about f***g your daughter's
fiancé?

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At 00:01:31,040, Character said: I'm sick.

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At 00:01:32,140, Character said: I'm bad. I need to be punished.

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At 00:01:33,960, Character said: Shame, shame.

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At 00:01:36,860, Character said: Dreaming about a young, hard c***k inside
you.

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At 00:01:42,060, Character said: You should have the real thing instead.

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At 00:01:45,300, Character said: I'm gonna f***k you hard, Mona.

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At 00:01:47,060, Character said: F***k you hard.

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At 00:01:48,740, Character said: Long.

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At 00:02:29,130, Character said: Hey, Mrs. Wales.

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At 00:02:30,730, Character said: Hey. Yeah, it's Saturday, isn't it?

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At 00:02:33,030, Character said: It is. It's a big day.

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At 00:02:34,330, Character said: I remember.

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At 00:02:35,770, Character said: I remember.

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At 00:02:37,490, Character said: It's so d***n early.

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At 00:02:39,170, Character said: Really? Ma '**, it's almost noon.

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At 00:02:42,110, Character said: No judgment, darling. Weekend's for
relaxing.

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At 00:02:46,170, Character said: When's your tuck?

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At 00:02:47,350, Character said: G***t it all packed right in here.

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At 00:02:48,910, Character said: I never stuff a tux in a suitcase,
honey.

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At 00:02:52,990, Character said: It's going to get all wrinkled.

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At 00:02:54,650, Character said: Oh, s***t. My bad.

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At 00:02:56,660, Character said: What's done is done. I'll steam it
later. Why don't you put your stuff on

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At 00:03:00,060, Character said: and meet me in the kitchen?

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At 00:03:01,640, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:03:17,600, Character said: A fresh squeezed orange juice? Yes,
please.

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At 00:03:23,810, Character said: I'm so glad that you and Laura decided
to get married so close to home.

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At 00:03:28,290, Character said: Yeah, it was really convenient.

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At 00:03:30,090, Character said: I didn't want to bother my folks and
stay at their place, so I was going to

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At 00:03:34,450, Character said: a hotel, and then Laura insisted that I
could stay with you. Of course you can

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At 00:03:37,490, Character said: stay with me. We're going to have so
much fun.

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At 00:03:39,470, Character said: I bet Laura and her father are having a
blast.

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At 00:03:42,250, Character said: Yeah, their check -in should be soon.

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At 00:03:44,190, Character said: They're not too far, are they? It's very
close.

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At 00:03:48,250, Character said: Laura's always been more traditional.
She went to see each other before the

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At 00:03:50,950, Character said: wedding, so I just hope that...

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At 00:03:52,760, Character said: Everything goes smoothly.

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At 00:03:54,760, Character said: It will.

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At 00:03:56,020, Character said: But, you know, what do you want to do
today? We could go to the beach, or I

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At 00:04:01,260, Character said: could take you out to a nice meal, my
treat.

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At 00:04:04,120, Character said: Or we could go to a strip club.

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At 00:04:06,760, Character said: Laura would kill me if I went to a strip
club.

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At 00:04:09,360, Character said: You didn't go to a strip club for your
bachelor party?

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At 00:04:12,440, Character said: There wouldn't be a wedding if I did.

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At 00:04:15,900, Character said: It's not that serious.

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At 00:04:17,600, Character said: Or is that serious?

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At 00:04:19,320, Character said: It's always been a little bit of a
pretty beauty.

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At 00:04:22,670, Character said: She's taken from her dad's bed, I
suppose.

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At 00:04:24,990, Character said: You suppose correctly.

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At 00:04:27,150, Character said: So what do you want to do?

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At 00:04:29,330, Character said: I mean, I'm kind of tired from all the
traveling and the wedding planning. I

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At 00:04:32,490, Character said: think I just want to relax.

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At 00:04:33,650, Character said: Maybe go for a run?

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At 00:04:35,570, Character said: I'll join you.

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At 00:04:36,890, Character said: That is, if you can keep up.

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At 00:04:38,630, Character said: I like your competition.

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At 00:04:40,170, Character said: Wonderful. I'll get to him.

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At 00:04:52,110, Character said: I'm going to sleep good tonight.

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At 00:04:53,950, Character said: You have incredible stamina.

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At 00:04:56,810, Character said: You mean for a woman of my age.

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At 00:04:58,770, Character said: Stop it. You know what I meant.

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At 00:05:00,670, Character said: Anyways, I gotta jump in the shower.

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At 00:05:02,610, Character said: Uh, uh, uh, young man, she was... Oh,
sorry.

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At 00:05:10,050, Character said: Not so fast.

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At 00:05:12,430, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:05:13,950, Character said: You mean to tell me that Laura lets you
tromp through the house, sweating all

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At 00:05:17,730, Character said: over? I mean, I guess she does.

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At 00:05:20,380, Character said: I would have thought that I taught her
better than that.

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At 00:05:23,200, Character said: Give it to me.

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At 00:05:32,420, Character said: Oh, Will.

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At 00:05:34,260, Character said: Your turn.

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At 00:05:35,700, Character said: I guess I'm a little embarrassed.

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At 00:05:39,120, Character said: Oh, come on, darling.

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At 00:05:40,700, Character said: You're going to marry my daughter. That
makes you practically my son.

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At 00:05:44,140, Character said: Hand it over. The movie's on in 15
minutes.

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At 00:05:52,840, Character said: I gotta go shower.

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At 00:05:54,460, Character said: Okay. Don't be too long.

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At 00:06:10,180, Character said: Hey. Hey. Come on, come on.

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At 00:06:13,060, Character said: A movie, Love the Labors Lost, is about
to start.

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At 00:06:16,060, Character said: I've never heard of it.

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At 00:06:18,040, Character said: It's adapted from Shakespeare.

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At 00:06:20,340, Character said: Shakespeare. I think it was old, but not
that old.

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At 00:06:23,470, Character said: I think you'll like it.

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At 00:06:28,750, Character said: I mean, Laura always liked romance.

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At 00:06:31,470, Character said: It's not exactly romance. It's about
when you put all of your labor into a

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At 00:06:35,510, Character said: that doesn't work out.

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At 00:06:37,790, Character said: Laura and I, we're going to work out.

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At 00:06:40,510, Character said: I know you will.

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At 00:06:43,150, Character said: I mean, you and Mr. Wales, you guys have
a strong relationship. What do you guys

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At 00:06:47,010, Character said: do to keep things spiced up?

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At 00:06:49,680, Character said: My husband and I have a wonderful
relationship.

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At 00:06:52,960, Character said: We're inseparable, and we like to do
things to keep our relationship fresh

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At 00:06:58,600, Character said: exciting.

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At 00:06:59,780, Character said: Like, every year on our anniversary, we
take one to two days apart.

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At 00:07:04,600, Character said: And why?

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At 00:07:07,080, Character said: Well, for those two days, we just live
out our sexual fantasies. We call it a

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At 00:07:10,940, Character said: free pass.

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At 00:07:12,040, Character said: And it's wonderful, because after...

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At 00:07:15,210, Character said: We spend time apart. He comes back into
my bed and he's all these new tricks and

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At 00:07:19,230, Character said: I sell him some new things too.

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At 00:07:21,610, Character said: So each year you guys cheat on each
other?

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At 00:07:24,990, Character said: It's not cheating if both people
consent, right?

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At 00:07:27,690, Character said: I mean, I guess.

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At 00:07:30,350, Character said: Listen, relationships take work. It's
like a stone that's rolling down a path.

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At 00:07:37,450, Character said: Like things start off really fast and
exciting in the beginning, but then they

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At 00:07:42,410, Character said: tend to slow down a little bit.

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At 00:07:44,330, Character said: I mean, people get sexually frustrated.

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At 00:07:48,610, Character said: First about small things like household
chores.

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At 00:07:51,450, Character said: But then they start fighting about
bigger and bigger things.

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At 00:07:54,670, Character said: Like work and money. And then they stop
having s***x completely and really grow to

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At 00:07:59,670, Character said: hate each other.

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At 00:08:00,850, Character said: You know, that happened to one of my
buddies.

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At 00:08:02,470, Character said: He was only married a couple years.

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At 00:08:04,910, Character said: I hope that you have a rich sexual
history to fall back on now that you're

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At 00:08:09,530, Character said: to be with one woman for the rest of
your life.

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At 00:08:12,030, Character said: I mean...

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At 00:08:14,000, Character said: I've only been with two women.

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At 00:08:16,120, Character said: My girlfriend from high school and then
I met Laura in college.

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At 00:08:19,660, Character said: And then my little girl just locked you
down, didn't she?

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At 00:08:23,020, Character said: She doesn't even let you visually
fantasize in strip clubs.

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At 00:08:27,500, Character said: I mean, yeah, it's... Do you watch p***n?

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At 00:08:32,940, Character said: Well, yeah, yeah, I watch... What guy
doesn't watch p***n? I just, I don't tell

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At 00:08:37,000, Character said: her. Do you want to watch p***n right now
in your last three nights?

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At 00:08:41,220, Character said: Mm -mm.

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At 00:08:43,500, Character said: Suit yourself.

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At 00:08:44,620, Character said: My husband and I love to watch p***n
together. We like to do what the actors

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At 00:08:49,200, Character said: And it's really, really fun.

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At 00:08:52,380, Character said: Wow. Is...