My Awkward Sexual Adventure Aac5 1 (2012) Subtitles

At 00:00:52,187, Character said: Rach!

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At 00:00:54,225, Character said: Rach...

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At 00:01:34,956, Character said: Good morning!

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At 00:01:40,814, Character said: Surprise!

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At 00:01:43,331, Character said: Breakfast in bed.

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At 00:01:47,047, Character said: Oh, how sweet... the mango
cut into little hearts!

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At 00:01:50,949, Character said: Yup. And the moon apples and
the smiley face. Bacon smiley face.

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At 00:01:58,248, Character said: I'm not coming to Niagara Falls.

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At 00:02:02,790, Character said: Not funny cause... you know how
hard it was to get a jacuzzi room?

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At 00:02:07,415, Character said: You know you have to
book that way in advance

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At 00:02:08,868, Character said: and they don't give a
refund on the jacuzzi room.

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At 00:02:12,248, Character said: Listen I'm... Jordan, I'm going
through something and...

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At 00:02:17,396, Character said: I think that I need to...
that we need...

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At 00:02:21,515, Character said: Okay, hold on.
Wait! Just wait.

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At 00:02:28,449, Character said: No! Hey hey hey!
What are you doing?

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At 00:02:32,162, Character said: Okay. This stuff is suppose to
happen till tomorrow night...

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At 00:02:37,092, Character said: - So I'm jumping the gun here.
- No! Maybe no...

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At 00:02:40,049, Character said: You... are the only girl that
I ever wanted to be with.

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At 00:02:44,208, Character said: Rachel Stern, will you marry me?

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At 00:02:52,067, Character said: I can't spend the rest of my life

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At 00:02:56,138, Character said: having s***x with just you.

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At 00:03:00,835, Character said: We're breaking up!

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At 00:03:04,709, Character said: Okay, okay. So, Rach ...

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At 00:03:08,835, Character said: Okay love, I can get better!

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At 00:03:12,334, Character said: What? I can! I can get better.

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At 00:03:14,280, Character said: You just... you just tell me
what it is I'm doing wrong.

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At 00:03:17,876, Character said: - I don't think that's a very good idea.
- I can take it okay! Come on.

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At 00:03:21,001, Character said: Yeah?

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At 00:03:23,835, Character said: All right.

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At 00:03:28,710, Character said: - You have bad breath.
- Yeah, I can fix that.

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At 00:03:32,318, Character said: You're sloppy kisser. You've no
idea what to do with my breasts.

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At 00:03:36,421, Character said: Sometimes I think you're actually trying
to feed but you come way too fast.

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At 00:03:40,543, Character said: - Your p***s is just so ...
- Okay, I'm good, thanks.

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At 00:03:43,222, Character said: - So you don't have to.
- ...to the side and then

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At 00:03:44,355, Character said: you never go down on me.
You refer to s***x as gentle time.

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At 00:03:48,248, Character said: You are terrified of going
anywhere near my a***e.

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At 00:03:51,427, Character said: - You won't consider a threesome.
- Why would I want to have a threesome!

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At 00:03:53,869, Character said: Why, so I can disappoint
two people at the same time?

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At 00:03:56,437, Character said: Well, it's a good point.

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At 00:03:58,735, Character said: Okay, look, Rach. We can fix
this, right. We can fix this thing.

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At 00:04:04,168, Character said: I can read a book.
No, I ... we can make some list.

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At 00:04:07,557, Character said: We can fix this thing
together as a team.

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At 00:04:11,026, Character said: Okay, but there are so much
that I haven't experienced.

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At 00:04:15,837, Character said: And being with you this past year,
I just... I need to get out there.

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At 00:04:21,837, Character said: We both do. We tried.
We really tried.

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At 00:04:26,703, Character said: So I need to move on and...

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At 00:04:31,507, Character said: - Hey I'm setting you free.
- But I don't want to be free.

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At 00:04:34,838, Character said: - I wanna be with you.
- No, no! Just don't, don't.

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At 00:04:37,796, Character said: No! No!
Take your week off.

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At 00:04:40,804, Character said: Oh, go to Toronto, stay with
Dandak, have fun. Right?

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At 00:04:45,902, Character said: When you get back, I'll move in
with my sister and we can...

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At 00:04:48,954, Character said: Okay, woah. No!
Just hold on. Please.

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At 00:04:53,630, Character said: Okay, alright. You made
your point, okay, I hear you.

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At 00:04:58,097, Character said: - I'm a crappy lover, okay?
- Yup.

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At 00:05:01,019, Character said: Alright, but look...
I checked this in.

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At 00:05:03,922, Character said: I g***t you the window seat which
you love, okay. I'm in the aisle.

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At 00:05:08,978, Character said: And you know, let's just go
and talk about it on vacation.

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At 00:05:23,556, Character said: Gary's totally overworked.

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At 00:05:26,080, Character said: And you better get to it chop, chop

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At 00:05:29,161, Character said: since you're decking out early
for that lame-a***s trip of yours.

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At 00:05:31,729, Character said: - Yeah I know, Kelly, we...
- What you gonna cry?

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At 00:05:35,507, Character said: - Need a tissue?
- No, I don't.

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At 00:05:39,048, Character said: My God, you are crying.
You are actually...

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At 00:05:57,541, Character said: - Hey Mom.
- Are you out of your mind?

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At 00:06:00,092, Character said: - You waited years for her like a schmuck.
- What did she say to you? That's not...

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At 00:06:05,133, Character said: You think she can do better?

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At 00:06:06,139, Character said: You should be proposing to that
woman, not breaking up with her.

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At 00:06:09,140, Character said: Woah. What...? No one's breaking
up with any one, Mom. Okay.

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At 00:06:12,633, Character said: In fact, we're meeting at
the airport in like three hours

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At 00:06:15,765, Character said: for a very special trip to a very...

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At 00:06:18,252, Character said: I can't talk now.
I'm working out.

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At 00:06:25,559, Character said: This is the final boarding
call for Flight 632 to Toronto.

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At 00:06:31,247, Character said: All passengers must now get on board.

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At 00:06:40,901, Character said: ... paging Toronto
passenger Jordan Abrams.

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At 00:06:46,926, Character said: Jordan Abrams,
please report to the gate.

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At 00:06:51,101, Character said: I'm waiting for someone.

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At 00:06:53,843, Character said: She's not coming.

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At 00:07:08,027, Character said: - What is it, Jordan?
- Hey, are you through security yet?

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At 00:07:11,310, Character said: - No, I'm not coming.
- Come on, you better hurry up honey.

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At 00:07:14,152, Character said: - They're closing the gates here.
- No. I ** not coming okay.

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At 00:07:16,883, Character said: We need some space right now.

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At 00:07:20,095, Character said: Okay, you know what?
I'm coming right home

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At 00:07:22,245, Character said: and we'll just reschedule
the flight for tomorrow.

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At 00:07:24,052, Character said: No, no, no! You're
not listening, Jordan.

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At 00:07:27,650, Character said: I need this, I do.
I'll see you in a week.

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At 00:07:36,845, Character said: You strike me as a kind of...
Hello!

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At 00:07:41,396, Character said: You strike me as a kind of
guy people need a break from.

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At 00:07:45,512, Character said: You're smothering her.

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At 00:07:48,429, Character said: Get on the plane.

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At 00:08:19,555, Character said: There he is.
Come here.

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At 00:08:23,788, Character said: The next seven days
you observe my every move,

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At 00:08:26,321, Character said: study my every gesture and
stay close to exactly as I say.

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At 00:08:28,910, Character said: Watch, listen, be a sponge.

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At 00:08:31,373, Character said: Life is a buffet, my friend. You
probably said that like a million times.

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At 00:08:34,522, Character said: - I don't think so.
- Now, it's time for you
to eat off the buffet.

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At 00:08:37,584, Character said: Now what's to consider if you agreed.
Shaved? I'm guessing not!

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At 00:08:41,080, Character said: - That's alright, I have enough to...
- I'm sorry, man.

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At 00:08:43,723, Character said: I have no intention of being
unfaithful to Rachel, okay.

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At 00:08:47,134, Character said: Unfaithful?
She dumped you, dude.

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At 00:08:49,548, Character said: Oh, that's very nice. That's
very compassionate and sensitive.

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At 00:08:52,556, Character said: No, stop! That's not fair!

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At 00:08:54,348, Character said: I've watched you pine for this
girl since you were 12 years old.

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At 00:08:57,223, Character said: It took you 24 years to
convince her to give you a shot.

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At 00:09:00,599, Character said: You took that shot. It didn't
work out. I'm sorry about that.

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At 00:09:03,121, Character said: But it's time for you to move on.

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At 00:09:04,815, Character said: And as your sexual mentor,
I need you to stay focused.

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At 00:09:08,382, Character said: Excuse me. I'm sorry to bother you.
First of all, beautiful boots!

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At 00:09:11,860, Character said: Can I ask you a question?
Is that alright?

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At 00:09:14,724, Character said: My friend here, do we...?
Do you find him attractive?

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At 00:09:21,350, Character said: Yeah, he's not bad, maybe a seven.

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At 00:09:25,024, Character said: - 7 out of 20?
- No.

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At 00:09:27,346, Character said: - Is that out of 10? Wow!
- Yeah, dude.

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At 00:09:29,858, Character said: I was gonna say 5 or 6,
but you're in great shape.

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At 00:09:32,283, Character said: - A 7 out of 10, for sure, right?
- 7.

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At 00:09:34,751, Character said: - For sure?
- Yes!

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At 00:09:35,891, Character said: Listen! We're throwing him a little
shindig tonight. He's new in town.

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At 00:09:39,533, Character said: Why don't you, your beautiful boots,
some of your friends? Come on by.

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At 00:09:42,279, Character said: Eightish, Apartment 4.
What do you say?

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