Virgin Bhanupriya English Subtitle Subtitles

00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:16,Hello?

00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:18,Where are you, Irfan?

00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:22,Khopri Colony, Lane 4, Room No 17, baby.

00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:23,Where?

00:02:23,920 --> 00:02:26,Titu has diarrhoea.
I'm taking him to a doctor.

00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:28,Wait, I'll call you when I ** done.

00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:49,Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:51,Give it here.

00:02:52,920 --> 00:02:54,Look over there.

00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:55,Police.

00:02:55,640 --> 00:02:56,Stop, stop, stop!

00:02:57,320 --> 00:02:58,Hey stud!

00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:28,Stop!

00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:29,I said stop.

00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:30,Stop!

00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:33,Pandey, go ahead.

00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:40,Take that way.

00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:43,- Hurry up.
- Okay, sir.

00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:54,Stop.

00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:56,What happened? Why are you hitting me?

00:03:57,920 --> 00:03:59,Stop, stop, stop.

00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:00,- Sir, sir, sir.
- Who do you think you are?

00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:01,Stop it. Let me go.

00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:03,Use the baton on him.

00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:05,You sell local dogs saying
that they are imported breeds.

00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:07,You sell them saying
that they are imported breeds.

00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:08,But I...

00:04:27,280 --> 00:04:28,There's nothing left between us.

00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:31,You don't like my face
and I don't like yours.

00:04:31,840 --> 00:04:33,That stands true only for you.

00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:36,Just yesterday,
Moon said that I look like Virat Kohli.

00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:37,She must have said Vinod Kambli.

00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:39,- Have you seen your face in the mirror?
- Not possible.

00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:40,I'm not a lefthander, you see.

00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,Don't you have any sense?

00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:43,- I have more than you do.
- Oh really?

00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:45,Then accept the challenge.

00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:48,You win if you bet my 1.07 minutes,
I challenge.

00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:51,I don't have time to waste
for your useless nonsense.

00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:53,I'll leave as soon as I
can find my LIC insurance policy.

00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:54,Running away is a part
of your nature, you see.

00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:57,You ran away from your
responsibilities as well.

00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:59,Bhanu is a grown up now.
She can handle herself.

00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:01,And I realise my responsibilities.

00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:03,That's why I even come to meet her.

00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:05,I ran away from you
and the crazy mind of yours.

00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:07,Don't I have a right to live my own life

00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:11,Keeping quiet won't do you any good.

00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:13,Tell me, I can help you.

00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:16,I know how boys function.

00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:19,I know in which direction
their blood flows.

00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:21,Let it be.

00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:26,Are you stepping back because of religio

00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:29,Rukul, I wouldn't have
made him my boyfriend...

00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:32,...if I'd believe in such things,
would I now?

00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:33,I know.
Go on.

00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:37,I thought he must be
an active member of PETA.

00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:40,He used to take such good care of dogs..

00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:42,...just like my father is over
cautious with his bank deposits.

00:05:42,280 --> 00:05:44,I didn't know that he would be such a do

00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:46,Forget your father and
stick to telling me your problem.

00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:48,He's in jail.
Police arrested him.

00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,He used to sell local dogs to customers.

00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:53,...saying that they are special
breeds from Uganda and Cambodia.

00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:55,Someone filed a police complaint
and he was arrested for cheating.

00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:57,Oh s***t.

00:05:58,120 --> 00:05:59,So, did something happen between you two

00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:03,I give a d***n s***t about
this stupidity of yours.

00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:05,Find 10 mistakes in two pictures.

00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:07,Have you ever found 10 faults in yoursel

00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:09,There aren't.

00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:11,There aren't 10.
There is just one.

00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:14,I g***t constipation by mistake last time.

00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:16,But who doesn't have constipation?

00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:18,Even Mr. Sharma's dog ate
something bad the other day.

00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:21,He too g***t constipated.
It can happen to anyone.

00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:23,Perfect comparison.

00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:26,And let me tell you,
your brain is constipated.

00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:30,Don't you know that the brain doesn't
get constipated, it get controlled.

00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:32,A poet has beautifully penned:

00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:36,'Your memories control my mind.'

00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:38,'My thoughts and dreams
are now your shrine.'

00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:40,- Excellent.
- Chuck it. I'm leaving.

00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:41,I'm not done.

00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:44,'Now whatever I think,
the thoughts don't seem like mine.'

00:06:45,040 --> 00:06:46,- Let it go.
- There she runs away again.

00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:50,Is I ** an idiot man?

00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:53,Mom, you're already leaving?

00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:55,I'm so sorry, I ** late.

00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:58,Bhanu, I can't tolerate this stupid
man and his constipated poems anymore.

00:06:58,520 --> 00:06:59,I ** sorry.

00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:01,Now I will only come to
this house when he isn't here.

00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:03,Mom, did dad say something to you?

00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:07,What will he tell me when he still
hasn't been about to say anything to Moo

00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:09,But mom, isn't she characterless?

00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:12,You said it.
But...

00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:16,I'll call you on Saturday.
I'll come meet you then.

00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:18,- Okay, bye.
- Okay, mom.

00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:19,Bye.

00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:23,- Dad.
- Yeah?

00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:25,- Dad, what did you tell mom?
- Nothing.

00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:29,I just recited a poem I
had penned during college days.

00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:30,Dad, she was angry.

00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:33,It is possible that
she thought that I stole it.

00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:37,Everyone thinks that all
poems are written by Mr. Gulzar.

00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:41,She has never trusted my talent, dear.

00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:47,- Excuse me, dad.
- Okay.

00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:48,Yes, Rukul?

00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:49,What were you saying?

00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:51,Guess what happened!

00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:52,What happened?

00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:54,You remember Avinash?

00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:56,The one I used to flirt with in school?

00:07:56,840 --> 00:07:57,Of course, I remember him.

00:07:57,640 --> 00:07:59,You said I love you to him
and spat on your face and ran away.

00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:02,Why do you only remember bad incidents?

00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:03,Anyway, tell me what happened.

00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:05,He happened.

00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:07,He has asked me to meet him
at the coffee shop in the evening.

00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:08,Oh, I see.

00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:08,That's nice.

00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:09,"That's nice?"

00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,Why such a sad reply?

00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:12,What's wrong with you?

00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:18,I really cannot believe this.
How can Irfan do this to me?

00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:19,Come on, man.

00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:22,Hooking up and breaking up with thieves
looks good only in Dhoom series movies.

00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:23,Forget him.

00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:25,It's not like you were
dating him for two months.

00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:26,It's not so easy.

00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:29,I cannot forget these things so easily.

00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:33,Anyway, you know that I ** still a virgi

00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:36,There are so many girls
who are still a virgin.

00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:38,Chill, it will happen some day.

00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:40,It's just virginity and not
Rajnikant's bones that it won't break.

00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:45,Nobody stays a virgin at this age, Rukul

00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:46,Bhanu!

00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:48,Dad's calling me.
I'll talk to you later. Okay?

00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:51,Listen, meet me in the evening.
I'll have gossip for you.

00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:52,- I won't spare him today.
- Fine.

00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:53,- Bhanu!
- Coming, dad.

00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:56,Yes, dad?

00:08:57,160 --> 00:08:58,I ** going to the market, dear.

00:08:58,680 --> 00:09:00,Let me know if you need anything.

00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:03,Dad, I'll go to the...