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00:00:30,573 --> 00:00:32,[tires squealing]
- [Quiet] Jesus!

00:00:32,283 --> 00:00:34,If you're tired,
just pull over.

00:00:34,452 --> 00:00:35,- Look, I'm on a schedule.

00:00:36,037 --> 00:00:38,Besides, it'd be
a lot easier

00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:40,if I didn't have to sit here
in complete silence.

00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:47,Knock-knock.

00:00:47,298 --> 00:00:49,- What are you doing?
- I'm telling a joke.

00:00:49,634 --> 00:00:51,I say, "Knock-knock."
You say, "Who's there?"

00:00:51,469 --> 00:00:53,- So, I should already know
the joke before you tell it?

00:00:53,471 --> 00:00:55,That's idiotic.
- It's a classic joke structure

00:00:55,473 --> 00:00:57,with a little audience
participation.

00:00:57,517 --> 00:00:59,I say, "Knock-knock."
You say, "Who's there?"

00:00:59,685 --> 00:01:02,I say somethin' like, "Orange."
You say, "Orange who?"

00:01:02,438 --> 00:01:04,Then I hit you
with the punch line.

00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:07,- Why the f***k ** I
talking to an orange?

00:01:07,068 --> 00:01:08,- Why are you
making this so hard?

00:01:08,361 --> 00:01:10,Just say,
"Who's there?"

00:01:10,071 --> 00:01:12,Ready?

00:01:12,156 --> 00:01:13,Knock-knock.
[rumbling]

00:01:13,366 --> 00:01:16,- Do you hear that?
- Yes, it's me knocking.

00:01:16,661 --> 00:01:19,[rumbling]
Wait. I hear it, too.

00:01:21,416 --> 00:01:24,Hold on.
Activating stealth mode.

00:01:28,089 --> 00:01:32,[rumbling]

00:01:32,885 --> 00:01:34,[horns honking]

00:01:34,345 --> 00:01:36,Oh, s***t! They have
stealth mode, too!

00:01:36,264 --> 00:01:37,- [Quiet]
What the hell?

00:01:37,974 --> 00:01:39,Just turn around.

00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:40,- [John Doe] I can't.
They're everywhere.

00:01:41,018 --> 00:01:42,- [Quiet] Oh, my god.

00:01:42,186 --> 00:01:43,- [John Doe] Move!
- [Quiet] Oh, my god!

00:01:43,229 --> 00:01:44,F***k! F***k!
- [John Doe] Move! Move!

00:01:44,355 --> 00:01:45,- Shoot them.
- [John Doe] With what?

00:01:45,815 --> 00:01:48,The law stripped Evelyn
back down to factory settings.

00:01:50,194 --> 00:01:51,Oh, I guess
they missed that one.

00:01:51,863 --> 00:01:53,[cocking gun]
Hey, don't waste my shells.

00:01:53,114 --> 00:01:54,I only have four
of those.

00:01:54,490 --> 00:01:56,[gunshot and ricochet]

00:01:56,451 --> 00:01:59,Shooting a steel door, smart.
Now, I only have three.

00:01:59,370 --> 00:02:01,[horns honking]

00:02:01,956 --> 00:02:03,[tires squealing]
[screaming]

00:02:03,499 --> 00:02:05,- Go faster! Go faster!
- Okay! Okay!

00:02:05,293 --> 00:02:06,- [Quiet] Oh, no, no, no!
Go slower! Go slower!

00:02:06,961 --> 00:02:08,- Make up your mind!

00:02:08,046 --> 00:02:09,[screaming]

00:02:10,006 --> 00:02:11,Whoa!

00:02:11,257 --> 00:02:14,[tires squeal]

00:02:14,886 --> 00:02:16,[gate slams]

00:02:22,602 --> 00:02:24,Hey!
You'll get it back

00:02:24,729 --> 00:02:26,when you act mature enough
to handle it.

00:02:26,397 --> 00:02:27,- Okay, dad.
[blows raspberry]

00:02:27,690 --> 00:02:30,- [Watts] Come on out,
milkman!

00:02:30,860 --> 00:02:32,We ain't
gonna hurt you.

00:02:32,403 --> 00:02:34,- Yeah, right. Huh.
Fell for that before.

00:02:34,906 --> 00:02:36,- You have?

00:02:36,532 --> 00:02:38,- [Miranda] You know,
if we wanted to,

00:02:38,451 --> 00:02:40,you'd be dead already.

00:02:40,203 --> 00:02:41,Look, I swear,

00:02:41,621 --> 00:02:44,I swear on
granny's steering wheel

00:02:44,415 --> 00:02:46,no harm is gonna
come to you.

00:02:46,042 --> 00:02:48,We just--
we wanna flap lips.

00:02:48,461 --> 00:02:51,- I don't even know
what that means.

00:02:51,047 --> 00:02:54,But fine.
We're comin' out.

00:03:02,225 --> 00:03:04,- I'm sorry that
we-we snatched ya up

00:03:04,394 --> 00:03:05,the way that we did,

00:03:05,603 --> 00:03:07,but I saw that placard
on your rump,

00:03:07,271 --> 00:03:08,and I was like,
we gotta talk.

00:03:08,731 --> 00:03:10,I'm Watts.
I run these rigs.

00:03:10,608 --> 00:03:14,- John. This is Quiet.
She don't talk.

00:03:14,278 --> 00:03:16,- Motherfucker, eat s***t.
- Much.

00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:19,Hello. Hey.

00:03:19,450 --> 00:03:21,- My blood missiles?

00:03:21,577 --> 00:03:23,Honey, those are outside
your weight class.

00:03:23,496 --> 00:03:28,Oh, she's a beaut.

00:03:28,126 --> 00:03:30,Hmm.

00:03:30,044 --> 00:03:32,Did you install this limited
slip differential yourself?

00:03:32,463 --> 00:03:35,- Sure did. G***t it off of a--
- It's backwards.

00:03:35,258 --> 00:03:36,[chuckles]

00:03:37,009 --> 00:03:39,- Wow, did you invite me here
to insult me or to talk?

00:03:39,804 --> 00:03:43,- Yeah, it's not really me
who wants a word.

00:03:43,266 --> 00:03:45,Lock it up.

00:03:45,268 --> 00:03:49,- Whoa.
- Whoa! [yelping]

00:03:49,772 --> 00:03:50,- Come on.

00:03:50,982 --> 00:04:05,**

00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:09,**

00:04:09,167 --> 00:04:11,Welcome to convoy.

00:04:11,169 --> 00:04:14,- Wow!
Okay, I'm impressed.

00:04:14,255 --> 00:04:15,- [Watts] Our founders
drove these semis

00:04:15,173 --> 00:04:16,when the walls
went up.

00:04:16,591 --> 00:04:18,Figure we'd better keep movin'
than be sittin' ducks.

00:04:18,968 --> 00:04:20,No offense, Bella.

00:04:20,803 --> 00:04:22,- That's a chicken.
- No, it's not.

00:04:22,847 --> 00:04:26,And now, our little family is
around about 30 rigs all told.

00:04:26,059 --> 00:04:27,- And you never stop.

00:04:27,351 --> 00:04:28,How the hell
do you fuel up?

00:04:28,770 --> 00:04:31,- Oh, nothing goes to waste,
even our waste.

00:04:31,814 --> 00:04:34,You see,
we take our doodies

00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,and turn 'em into fuel.
- Yeah, we get it.

00:04:36,319 --> 00:04:37,- Somethin' tells me

00:04:37,570 --> 00:04:39,I don't wanna taste
your lemonade either.

00:04:39,697 --> 00:04:41,- Okay, I'm gonna have
to ask y'all to stay here.

00:04:41,532 --> 00:04:42,Feel free
to look around.

00:04:42,617 --> 00:04:44,I need a lift
to the sleeper car.

00:04:53,086 --> 00:04:54,- So, how'd you
lose yours?

00:04:54,545 --> 00:04:57,Metal shear?
Angle grinder?

00:04:57,382 --> 00:05:00,Oh, somethin' worse.

00:05:00,051 --> 00:05:03,- It's fine.
- Oh, hmm.

00:05:03,388 --> 00:05:08,Well, uh, let me see
what I g***t here.

00:05:08,309 --> 00:05:13,Oh, this oughta fit.
- I can't pay.

00:05:13,106 --> 00:05:14,- Not lookin' for pay.

00:05:14,774 --> 00:05:17,Just think you could shine
a bit more, if you want.

00:05:24,492 --> 00:05:27,Mm-hmm.
That's it.

00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:29,- Thanks.

00:05:29,539 --> 00:05:30,- Don't get it wet.

00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:37,- Hey, she's here.

00:05:44,137 --> 00:05:45,- Someone there?

00:05:45,638 --> 00:05:48,- I brought you
to the milkman, granny.

00:05:48,141 --> 00:05:50,[groans]

00:05:50,393 --> 00:05:52,- I'd get up
and shake your hands,

00:05:52,895 --> 00:05:55,but my get away sticks
ain't what they used to be.

00:05:58,276 --> 00:06:01,- Granny,

00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:03,your air tubes
go to nowhere.

00:06:07,535 --> 00:06:10,- Well, s***t.

00:06:10,329 --> 00:06:12,I thought I had ya.

00:06:12,999 --> 00:06:15,[groans]

00:06:15,501 --> 00:06:19,This Goddamn metal bar
keeps stickin' in my a***s.

00:06:19,380 --> 00:06:22,Uh, uh, hey,
be careful with that.

00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:27,Took me ages to write,
and I only g***t the one copy.

00:06:27,346 --> 00:06:28,- You did that
while driving?

00:06:28,556 --> 00:06:29,[laughing]

00:06:29,891 --> 00:06:33,- Sometimes you gotta
throw it in reverse.

00:06:33,978 --> 00:06:36,[laughing]

00:06:36,064 --> 00:06:39,Listen, milkman,
I know I don't look it,

00:06:39,442 --> 00:06:43,but my insides look like
a seven car pileup.

00:06:43,780 --> 00:06:46,I need you to go pick up
some medicine for me.

00:06:47,033 --> 00:06:48,- You want me
to make a run for free?

00:06:49,035 --> 00:06:50,You're up to your a***e
in drivers.

00:06:50,953 --> 00:06:51,Ask one of them.

00:06:51,996 --> 00:06:53,- Can't afford to lose
any of them.

00:06:53,706 --> 00:06:55,- The last milkman
never came back.

00:06:55,625 --> 00:06:57,The roads are rough these days
with the vultures,

00:06:57,877 --> 00:07:00,the lawmen,
the holy men.

00:07:00,963 --> 00:07:02,- Don't love...