The Shaggy D A Subtitles

At 00:00:12,545, Character said: Introducing our next District Attorney!

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At 00:00:26,793, Character said: ♪ Friends, I wanna talk about politics ♪

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At 00:00:29,295, Character said: ♪ Now let me make this perfectly clear ♪

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At 00:00:31,364, Character said: ♪ I'm gonna throw out all those ♪
♪ Shabby old tricks for this election year ♪

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At 00:00:35,234, Character said: ♪ I'm the one who'll set you straight ♪
♪ Let the past be water through the gate ♪

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At 00:00:39,305, Character said: ♪ An up-and-comin' grassroots candidate ♪
♪ And I'm runnin' for the shaggy D.A. ♪

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At 00:00:56,022, Character said: ♪ Now you all know we g***t problems here ♪
♪ And I wanna be the one to say ♪

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At 00:01:00,193, Character said: ♪ Not one of them's just gonna disappear ♪
♪ Come next election day ♪

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At 00:01:03,596, Character said: ♪ Unless you help me enforce our laws ♪
♪ Kiss those babies, shake those paws ♪

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At 00:01:07,533, Character said: ♪ I'm the shaggiest candidate You ever saw ♪

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At 00:01:09,902, Character said: ♪ And I'm runnin' for the shaggy D.A. ♪

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At 00:01:20,213, Character said: ♪ So let's all stand together ♪
♪ Put our hometown on the mend ♪

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At 00:01:25,151, Character said: ♪ Buddy, can't you see here's a chance ♪
♪ To be man's best friend ♪

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At 00:01:28,654, Character said: ♪ He's just who we need ♪
♪ Let's help him lead the way ♪

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At 00:01:34,760, Character said: ♪ So come on and elect him ♪
♪ Our shaggy D.A. ♪

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At 00:01:55,081, Character said: ♪ Let's talk about ♪
♪ The candidate's attributes ♪

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At 00:01:57,683, Character said: ♪ I'm a gentleman through and through ♪

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At 00:01:59,752, Character said: ♪ Nothin' 'bout myself slick or cute ♪
♪ My interests lie with you ♪

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At 00:02:03,422, Character said: ♪ I'm a politician that you can trust ♪
♪ Let's sweep out City Hall's old dust ♪

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At 00:02:07,393, Character said: ♪ If you want clean government I'm a must ♪

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At 00:02:09,595, Character said: ♪ I'm runnin' for the shaggy D.A. ♪

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At 00:02:16,636, Character said: ♪ Now I don't wanna get long-winded here ♪
♪ I've just about had my say ♪

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At 00:02:20,673, Character said: ♪ Every one of you's gonna get a chance ♪
♪ At the polls on election day ♪

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At 00:02:24,277, Character said: ♪ I'll leave you with this final word ♪
♪ Considerin' knowledge you've incurred ♪

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At 00:02:28,481, Character said: ♪ Countin' on your vote now you've heard ♪
♪ I'm runnin' for the shaggy D.A. ♪

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At 00:02:54,507, Character said: ♪ So let's all stand together ♪
♪ Put our hometown on the mend ♪

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At 00:02:59,111, Character said: ♪ Buddy, can't you see here's a chance ♪
♪ To be man's best friend ♪

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At 00:03:02,581, Character said: ♪ He's just who we need ♪
♪ Let's help him lead the way ♪

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At 00:03:08,721, Character said: ♪ So come on and elect him our shaggy ♪

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At 00:03:14,060, Character said: ♪ We gotta elect him our shaggy ♪

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At 00:03:17,797, Character said: ♪ Come on and elect him ♪
♪ Our shaggy D.A. ♪

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At 00:03:30,376, Character said: In the corner.

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At 00:03:31,978, Character said: - Yeah.
- That about it?

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At 00:03:34,613, Character said: - Gonna have to be.
- Let's go.

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At 00:03:36,515, Character said: Avast there. Lay to for
awhile, men, and hoist one.

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At 00:03:39,752, Character said: Thanks, Captain.

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At 00:03:41,821, Character said: Admiral Gordon C. Brenner, retired.

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At 00:03:44,156, Character said: Don't make a practice
of drinking with dock wallopers,

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At 00:03:47,259, Character said: but you've been dry-pulling here
for six hours now. You've earned it.

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At 00:03:50,830, Character said: So, the Daniels are really
weighing anchor after all these years.

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At 00:03:55,634, Character said: I guess so, yeah.

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At 00:03:56,736, Character said: Fine neighbors.
Nice people to lay alongside of.

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At 00:03:59,538, Character said: Well, I guess it's time
to get rollin', Freddie?

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At 00:04:02,441, Character said: Yeah. Thanks for the beer, Admiral.

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At 00:04:06,078, Character said: I'll escort you out.

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At 00:04:08,047, Character said: Batten down the hatches.

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At 00:04:12,184, Character said: Prepare to get under way.

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At 00:04:14,120, Character said: All stop there.
Weigh anchor.

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At 00:04:30,736, Character said: Brian, will you shut that thing off
before you deafen yourself?

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At 00:04:34,507, Character said: What?

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At 00:04:35,574, Character said: Shut that thing off!

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At 00:04:38,377, Character said: Now what ** I supposed to do?

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At 00:04:40,379, Character said: Just sit there.
We're almost home.

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At 00:04:43,282, Character said: Pop, bet you a quarter you don't know
how many eyes a fly has.

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At 00:04:46,685, Character said: Right, I don't.
I'm a lawyer, not an entomologist.

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At 00:04:49,455, Character said: - Just guess.
- Two.

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At 00:04:51,457, Character said: Wrong. They have thousands of
six-sided facets, each an eye in itself.

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At 00:04:55,961, Character said: You owe me a quarter.

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At 00:05:19,085, Character said: Well, thank you for the coat.

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At 00:05:21,087, Character said: Thank you for the golf.

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At 00:05:23,322, Character said: How long do you think the longest
apple peel in the world was?

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At 00:05:26,692, Character said: - Brian, please.
- Just guess.

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At 00:05:29,228, Character said: - Five feet.
- Wrong. Pop?

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At 00:05:31,430, Character said: How could I know?
How could I possibly know?

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At 00:05:34,633, Character said: Well, say something, Pop!

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At 00:05:38,704, Character said: We've been robbed.

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At 00:05:45,644, Character said: Hello, Wilby.

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At 00:05:46,712, Character said: Can I use your phone?
We've been robbed.

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At 00:05:48,914, Character said: Is that so? Well, I hope you'll have
smooth sailing on your new job.

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At 00:05:52,985, Character said: Robbed?

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At 00:05:54,487, Character said: Wiped out. Cleaned.
Didn't you see anybody?

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At 00:05:57,890, Character said: - Well, just the movers.
- This is Wilby Daniels...

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At 00:06:01,193, Character said: Daniels.

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At 00:06:02,528, Character said: My house has been robbed.

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At 00:06:04,964, Character said: I'm working one call now.
There's two on hold.

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At 00:06:07,533, Character said: Can you call back when we're not so busy?

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At 00:06:09,768, Character said: Call back?
My house has been robbed!

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At 00:06:13,339, Character said: Don't act like the sky's fallen in on you.

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At 00:06:15,708, Character said: Those things happen.
Hold the line.

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At 00:06:20,079, Character said: Movers...

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At 00:06:21,981, Character said: They seemed like nice fellas.

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At 00:06:23,949, Character said: I even gave 'em a beer.

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At 00:06:26,018, Character said: Medfield's being ripped off.
You know why?

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At 00:06:28,420, Character said: When a thief is caught,
he's back on the street the next day

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At 00:06:31,724, Character said: doing business as usual.
Know whose doorstep I lay that at?

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At 00:06:35,060, Character said: Honest John Slade, our District Attorney.

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At 00:06:37,530, Character said: If I were District Attorney I would
prosecute every indicted criminal

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At 00:06:40,833, Character said: to the fullest extent of the law,
and get convictions!

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At 00:06:48,274, Character said: And I will now come down off my soapbox.

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At 00:06:52,011, Character said: No, don't.

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At 00:06:53,913, Character said: Why don't you run for District Attorney?
No, I'm serious, Wilby.

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At 00:06:57,016, Character said: Good idea.

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At 00:06:58,884, Character said: If it weren't for my practice,
I just might.

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At 00:07:01,320, Character said: Your partner can run it,
I'll manage your campaign.

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At 00:07:04,190, Character said: - You'd be my campaign manager?
- Well, sure.

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At 00:07:06,692, Character said: My talents are not just limited
to eggs over easy.

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At 00:07:09,695, Character said: Yeah, and I'll paste your face
all over town, Dad.

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At 00:07:13,032, Character said: And I'll be your fund-raising chairman.

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At 00:07:15,401, Character said: You can't fight a campaign without money.

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At 00:07:17,836, Character said: And I'll start the ball rolling
right now with a quarter.

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At 00:07:22,575, Character said: Whoa. Now, I appreciate your
good intentions and your generosity,

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At 00:07:26,579, Character said: but let's get serious
and see what they left, OK?

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At 00:07:29,448, Character said: - They left one of my gym socks.
- Yeah.

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At 00:07:32,218, Character said: Well, if you would rather curse
the darkness than light a candle,

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At 00:07:35,754, Character said: of course that's up to you.

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At 00:08:26,572, Character said: They hit us again.

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At 00:08:28,907, Character said: They've stripped us right down to the bone.

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At 00:08:38,117, Character said: Belay that!

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At 00:08:41,920, Character said: Wilby, what on earth has happened?

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At 00:08:44,723, Character said: This is Wilby Daniels, 152 Hadley Drive.

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At 00:08:47,159, Character said: My house has been robbed again.

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At 00:08:51,163, Character said: Wilby Daniels.
I have an account there.

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At 00:08:55,367, Character said: D-a-n-i-e-l-s.

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At 00:08:57,403, Character said: Remember that name.
It's the name of your next District Attorney.

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At 00:09:00,406, Character said: Go get 'em, Pop.

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At 00:09:02,775, Character said: Win with Wilby.

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At 00:09:04,310, Character said: That campaign contribution
will be gratefully accepted, Admiral.

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At 00:09:08,047, Character said: D***n the torpedoes.
Full speed ahead.

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At 00:09:12,885, Character said: Those dock pirates g***t me too.

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At 00:09:15,888, Character said: I've been robbed.

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At 00:09:46,251, Character said: Good afternoon, madam.
I'm Wilby Daniels.

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At 00:09:48,721, Character said: I'd like to solicit your
vote for District Attorney.

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At 00:09:51,123, Character said: Daniels for D.A.
Thank you very much.

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At 00:09:54,026, Character said: Hello. I'd like to solicit your
vote for District Attorney...

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At 00:09:56,695, Character said: Daniels for D.A.

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At 00:09:58,731, Character said: Could I interest you in one of these?
Vote for Daniels.

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At 00:10:01,700, Character said: Hi, honey.
Here are some more handouts.

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