the shaggy d.a Subtitles

00:00:12,545 --> 00:00:16,Introducing our next District Attorney!

00:00:26,793 --> 00:00:29,♪ Friends, I wanna talk about politics ♪

00:00:29,295 --> 00:00:31,♪ Now let me make this perfectly clear ♪

00:00:31,364 --> 00:00:35,♪ I'm gonna throw out all those ♪
♪ Shabby old tricks for this election year ♪

00:00:35,234 --> 00:00:39,♪ I'm the one who'll set you straight ♪
♪ Let the past be water through the gate ♪

00:00:39,305 --> 00:00:43,♪ An up-and-comin' grassroots candidate ♪
♪ And I'm runnin' for the shaggy D.A. ♪

00:00:56,022 --> 00:01:00,♪ Now you all know we g***t problems here ♪
♪ And I wanna be the one to say ♪

00:01:00,193 --> 00:01:03,♪ Not one of them's just gonna disappear ♪
♪ Come next election day ♪

00:01:03,596 --> 00:01:07,♪ Unless you help me enforce our laws ♪
♪ Kiss those babies, shake those paws ♪

00:01:07,533 --> 00:01:09,♪ I'm the shaggiest candidate You ever saw ♪

00:01:09,902 --> 00:01:12,♪ And I'm runnin' for the shaggy D.A. ♪

00:01:20,213 --> 00:01:25,♪ So let's all stand together ♪
♪ Put our hometown on the mend ♪

00:01:25,151 --> 00:01:28,♪ Buddy, can't you see here's a chance ♪
♪ To be man's best friend ♪

00:01:28,654 --> 00:01:34,♪ He's just who we need ♪
♪ Let's help him lead the way ♪

00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:42,♪ So come on and elect him ♪
♪ Our shaggy D.A. ♪

00:01:55,081 --> 00:01:57,♪ Let's talk about ♪
♪ The candidate's attributes ♪

00:01:57,683 --> 00:01:59,♪ I'm a gentleman through and through ♪

00:01:59,752 --> 00:02:03,♪ Nothin' 'bout myself slick or cute ♪
♪ My interests lie with you ♪

00:02:03,422 --> 00:02:07,♪ I'm a politician that you can trust ♪
♪ Let's sweep out City Hall's old dust ♪

00:02:07,393 --> 00:02:09,♪ If you want clean government I'm a must ♪

00:02:09,595 --> 00:02:11,♪ I'm runnin' for the shaggy D.A. ♪

00:02:16,636 --> 00:02:20,♪ Now I don't wanna get long-winded here ♪
♪ I've just about had my say ♪

00:02:20,673 --> 00:02:24,♪ Every one of you's gonna get a chance ♪
♪ At the polls on election day ♪

00:02:24,277 --> 00:02:28,♪ I'll leave you with this final word ♪
♪ Considerin' knowledge you've incurred ♪

00:02:28,481 --> 00:02:32,♪ Countin' on your vote now you've heard ♪
♪ I'm runnin' for the shaggy D.A. ♪

00:02:54,507 --> 00:02:59,♪ So let's all stand together ♪
♪ Put our hometown on the mend ♪

00:02:59,111 --> 00:03:02,♪ Buddy, can't you see here's a chance ♪
♪ To be man's best friend ♪

00:03:02,581 --> 00:03:08,♪ He's just who we need ♪
♪ Let's help him lead the way ♪

00:03:08,721 --> 00:03:13,♪ So come on and elect him our shaggy ♪

00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:17,♪ We gotta elect him our shaggy ♪

00:03:17,797 --> 00:03:23,♪ Come on and elect him ♪
♪ Our shaggy D.A. ♪

00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:31,In the corner.

00:03:31,978 --> 00:03:34,- Yeah.
- That about it?

00:03:34,613 --> 00:03:36,- Gonna have to be.
- Let's go.

00:03:36,515 --> 00:03:39,Avast there. Lay to for
awhile, men, and hoist one.

00:03:39,752 --> 00:03:41,Thanks, Captain.

00:03:41,821 --> 00:03:44,Admiral Gordon C. Brenner, retired.

00:03:44,156 --> 00:03:47,Don't make a practice
of drinking with dock wallopers,

00:03:47,259 --> 00:03:50,but you've been dry-pulling here
for six hours now. You've earned it.

00:03:50,830 --> 00:03:55,So, the Daniels are really
weighing anchor after all these years.

00:03:55,634 --> 00:03:56,I guess so, yeah.

00:03:56,736 --> 00:03:59,Fine neighbors.
Nice people to lay alongside of.

00:03:59,538 --> 00:04:02,Well, I guess it's time
to get rollin', Freddie?

00:04:02,441 --> 00:04:04,Yeah. Thanks for the beer, Admiral.

00:04:06,078 --> 00:04:07,I'll escort you out.

00:04:08,047 --> 00:04:10,Batten down the hatches.

00:04:12,184 --> 00:04:14,Prepare to get under way.

00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:17,All stop there.
Weigh anchor.

00:04:30,736 --> 00:04:34,Brian, will you shut that thing off
before you deafen yourself?

00:04:34,507 --> 00:04:35,What?

00:04:35,574 --> 00:04:37,Shut that thing off!

00:04:38,377 --> 00:04:40,Now what ** I supposed to do?

00:04:40,379 --> 00:04:43,Just sit there.
We're almost home.

00:04:43,282 --> 00:04:46,Pop, bet you a quarter you don't know
how many eyes a fly has.

00:04:46,685 --> 00:04:49,Right, I don't.
I'm a lawyer, not an entomologist.

00:04:49,455 --> 00:04:51,- Just guess.
- Two.

00:04:51,457 --> 00:04:55,Wrong. They have thousands of
six-sided facets, each an eye in itself.

00:04:55,961 --> 00:04:57,You owe me a quarter.

00:05:19,085 --> 00:05:21,Well, thank you for the coat.

00:05:21,087 --> 00:05:23,Thank you for the golf.

00:05:23,322 --> 00:05:26,How long do you think the longest
apple peel in the world was?

00:05:26,692 --> 00:05:29,- Brian, please.
- Just guess.

00:05:29,228 --> 00:05:31,- Five feet.
- Wrong. Pop?

00:05:31,430 --> 00:05:34,How could I know?
How could I possibly know?

00:05:34,633 --> 00:05:36,Well, say something, Pop!

00:05:38,704 --> 00:05:40,We've been robbed.

00:05:45,644 --> 00:05:46,Hello, Wilby.

00:05:46,712 --> 00:05:48,Can I use your phone?
We've been robbed.

00:05:48,914 --> 00:05:52,Is that so? Well, I hope you'll have
smooth sailing on your new job.

00:05:52,985 --> 00:05:54,Robbed?

00:05:54,487 --> 00:05:57,Wiped out. Cleaned.
Didn't you see anybody?

00:05:57,890 --> 00:06:01,- Well, just the movers.
- This is Wilby Daniels...

00:06:01,193 --> 00:06:02,Daniels.

00:06:02,528 --> 00:06:04,My house has been robbed.

00:06:04,964 --> 00:06:07,I'm working one call now.
There's two on hold.

00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:09,Can you call back when we're not so busy?

00:06:09,768 --> 00:06:13,Call back?
My house has been robbed!

00:06:13,339 --> 00:06:15,Don't act like the sky's fallen in on you.

00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:18,Those things happen.
Hold the line.

00:06:20,079 --> 00:06:21,Movers...

00:06:21,981 --> 00:06:23,They seemed like nice fellas.

00:06:23,949 --> 00:06:25,I even gave 'em a beer.

00:06:26,018 --> 00:06:28,Medfield's being ripped off.
You know why?

00:06:28,420 --> 00:06:31,When a thief is caught,
he's back on the street the next day

00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:34,doing business as usual.
Know whose doorstep I lay that at?

00:06:35,060 --> 00:06:37,Honest John Slade, our District Attorney.

00:06:37,530 --> 00:06:40,If I were District Attorney I would
prosecute every indicted criminal

00:06:40,833 --> 00:06:43,to the fullest extent of the law,
and get convictions!

00:06:48,274 --> 00:06:51,And I will now come down off my soapbox.

00:06:52,011 --> 00:06:53,No, don't.

00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:56,Why don't you run for District Attorney?
No, I'm serious, Wilby.

00:06:57,016 --> 00:06:58,Good idea.

00:06:58,884 --> 00:07:01,If it weren't for my practice,
I just might.

00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:04,Your partner can run it,
I'll manage your campaign.

00:07:04,190 --> 00:07:06,- You'd be my campaign manager?
- Well, sure.

00:07:06,692 --> 00:07:09,My talents are not just limited
to eggs over easy.

00:07:09,695 --> 00:07:12,Yeah, and I'll paste your face
all over town, Dad.

00:07:13,032 --> 00:07:15,And I'll be your fund-raising chairman.

00:07:15,401 --> 00:07:17,You can't fight a campaign without money.

00:07:17,836 --> 00:07:22,And I'll start the ball rolling
right now with a quarter.

00:07:22,575 --> 00:07:26,Whoa. Now, I appreciate your
good intentions and your generosity,

00:07:26,579 --> 00:07:29,but let's get serious
and see what they left, OK?

00:07:29,448 --> 00:07:32,- They left one of my gym socks.
- Yeah.

00:07:32,218 --> 00:07:35,Well, if you would rather curse
the darkness than light a candle,

00:07:35,754 --> 00:07:37,of course that's up to you.

00:08:26,572 --> 00:08:28,They hit us again.

00:08:28,907 --> 00:08:31,They've stripped us right down to the bone.

00:08:38,117 --> 00:08:39,Belay that!

00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:44,Wilby, what on earth has happened?

00:08:44,723 --> 00:08:47,This is Wilby Daniels, 152 Hadley Drive.

00:08:47,159 --> 00:08:49,My house has been robbed again.

00:08:51,163 --> 00:08:54,Wilby Daniels.
I have an account there.

00:08:55,367 --> 00:08:57,D-a-n-i-e-l-s.

00:08:57,403 --> 00:09:00,Remember that name.
It's the name of your next District Attorney.

00:09:00,406 --> 00:09:02,Go get 'em, Pop.

00:09:02,775 --> 00:09:04,Win with Wilby.

00:09:04,310 --> 00:09:07,That campaign contribution
will be gratefully accepted, Admiral.

00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:10,D***n the torpedoes.
Full speed ahead.

00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:15,Those dock pirates g***t me too.

00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:18,I've been robbed.

00:09:46,251 --> 00:09:48,Good afternoon, madam.
I'm Wilby Daniels.

00:09:48,721 --> 00:09:51,I'd like to solicit your
vote for District Attorney.

00:09:51,123 --> 00:09:53,Daniels for D.A.
Thank you very much.

00:09:54,026 --> 00:09:56,Hello. I'd like to solicit your
vote for District Attorney...

00:09:56,695 --> 00:09:57,Daniels for D.A.

00:09:58,731 --> 00:10:01,Could I interest you in one of these?
Vote for Daniels.

00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:05,Hi, honey.
Here are some more handouts.

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