the shaggy d.a Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:12,545 --> 00:00:16,777 Introducing our next District Attorney! 2 00:00:26,793 --> 00:00:29,227 ♪ Friends, I wanna talk about politics ♪ 3 00:00:29,295 --> 00:00:31,286 ♪ Now let me make this perfectly clear ♪ 4 00:00:31,364 --> 00:00:35,164 ♪ I'm gonna throw out all those ♪ ♪ Shabby old tricks for this election year ♪ 5 00:00:35,234 --> 00:00:39,227 ♪ I'm the one who'll set you straight ♪ ♪ Let the past be water through the gate ♪ 6 00:00:39,305 --> 00:00:43,435 ♪ An up-and-comin' grassroots candidate ♪ ♪ And I'm runnin' for the shaggy D.A. ♪ 7 00:00:56,022 --> 00:01:00,118 ♪ Now you all know we g***t problems here ♪ ♪ And I wanna be the one to say ♪ 8 00:01:00,193 --> 00:01:03,526 ♪ Not one of them's just gonna disappear ♪ ♪ Come next election day ♪ 9 00:01:03,596 --> 00:01:07,464 ♪ Unless you help me enforce our laws ♪ ♪ Kiss those babies, shake those paws ♪ 10 00:01:07,533 --> 00:01:09,831 ♪ I'm the shaggiest candidate You ever saw ♪ 11 00:01:09,902 --> 00:01:12,268 ♪ And I'm runnin' for the shaggy D.A. ♪ 12 00:01:20,213 --> 00:01:25,082 ♪ So let's all stand together ♪ ♪ Put our hometown on the mend ♪ 13 00:01:25,151 --> 00:01:28,587 ♪ Buddy, can't you see here's a chance ♪ ♪ To be man's best friend ♪ 14 00:01:28,654 --> 00:01:34,684 ♪ He's just who we need ♪ ♪ Let's help him lead the way ♪ 15 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:42,030 ♪ So come on and elect him ♪ ♪ Our shaggy D.A. ♪ 16 00:01:55,081 --> 00:01:57,606 ♪ Let's talk about ♪ ♪ The candidate's attributes ♪ 17 00:01:57,683 --> 00:01:59,674 ♪ I'm a gentleman through and through ♪ 18 00:01:59,752 --> 00:02:03,347 ♪ Nothin' 'bout myself slick or cute ♪ ♪ My interests lie with you ♪ 19 00:02:03,422 --> 00:02:07,324 ♪ I'm a politician that you can trust ♪ ♪ Let's sweep out City Hall's old dust ♪ 20 00:02:07,393 --> 00:02:09,520 ♪ If you want clean government I'm a must ♪ 21 00:02:09,595 --> 00:02:11,722 ♪ I'm runnin' for the shaggy D.A. ♪ 22 00:02:16,636 --> 00:02:20,595 ♪ Now I don't wanna get long-winded here ♪ ♪ I've just about had my say ♪ 23 00:02:20,673 --> 00:02:24,200 ♪ Every one of you's gonna get a chance ♪ ♪ At the polls on election day ♪ 24 00:02:24,277 --> 00:02:28,407 ♪ I'll leave you with this final word ♪ ♪ Considerin' knowledge you've incurred ♪ 25 00:02:28,481 --> 00:02:32,713 ♪ Countin' on your vote now you've heard ♪ ♪ I'm runnin' for the shaggy D.A. ♪ 26 00:02:54,507 --> 00:02:59,035 ♪ So let's all stand together ♪ ♪ Put our hometown on the mend ♪ 27 00:02:59,111 --> 00:03:02,512 ♪ Buddy, can't you see here's a chance ♪ ♪ To be man's best friend ♪ 28 00:03:02,581 --> 00:03:08,645 ♪ He's just who we need ♪ ♪ Let's help him lead the way ♪ 29 00:03:08,721 --> 00:03:13,988 ♪ So come on and elect him our shaggy ♪ 30 00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:17,723 ♪ We gotta elect him our shaggy ♪ 31 00:03:17,797 --> 00:03:23,565 ♪ Come on and elect him ♪ ♪ Our shaggy D.A. ♪ 32 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:31,900 In the corner. 33 00:03:31,978 --> 00:03:34,538 - Yeah. - That about it? 34 00:03:34,613 --> 00:03:36,444 - Gonna have to be. - Let's go. 35 00:03:36,515 --> 00:03:39,678 Avast there. Lay to for awhile, men, and hoist one. 36 00:03:39,752 --> 00:03:41,743 Thanks, Captain. 37 00:03:41,821 --> 00:03:44,085 Admiral Gordon C. Brenner, retired. 38 00:03:44,156 --> 00:03:47,182 Don't make a practice of drinking with dock wallopers, 39 00:03:47,259 --> 00:03:50,751 but you've been dry-pulling here for six hours now. You've earned it. 40 00:03:50,830 --> 00:03:55,563 So, the Daniels are really weighing anchor after all these years. 41 00:03:55,634 --> 00:03:56,658 I guess so, yeah. 42 00:03:56,736 --> 00:03:59,466 Fine neighbors. Nice people to lay alongside of. 43 00:03:59,538 --> 00:04:02,371 Well, I guess it's time to get rollin', Freddie? 44 00:04:02,441 --> 00:04:04,534 Yeah. Thanks for the beer, Admiral. 45 00:04:06,078 --> 00:04:07,978 I'll escort you out. 46 00:04:08,047 --> 00:04:10,106 Batten down the hatches. 47 00:04:12,184 --> 00:04:14,049 Prepare to get under way. 48 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:17,214 All stop there. Weigh anchor. 49 00:04:30,736 --> 00:04:34,433 Brian, will you shut that thing off before you deafen yourself? 50 00:04:34,507 --> 00:04:35,496 What? 51 00:04:35,574 --> 00:04:37,508 Shut that thing off! 52 00:04:38,377 --> 00:04:40,311 Now what ** I supposed to do? 53 00:04:40,379 --> 00:04:43,212 Just sit there. We're almost home. 54 00:04:43,282 --> 00:04:46,615 Pop, bet you a quarter you don't know how many eyes a fly has. 55 00:04:46,685 --> 00:04:49,381 Right, I don't. I'm a lawyer, not an entomologist. 56 00:04:49,455 --> 00:04:51,389 - Just guess. - Two. 57 00:04:51,457 --> 00:04:55,894 Wrong. They have thousands of six-sided facets, each an eye in itself. 58 00:04:55,961 --> 00:04:57,656 You owe me a quarter. 59 00:05:19,085 --> 00:05:21,019 Well, thank you for the coat. 60 00:05:21,087 --> 00:05:23,248 Thank you for the golf. 61 00:05:23,322 --> 00:05:26,621 How long do you think the longest apple peel in the world was? 62 00:05:26,692 --> 00:05:29,160 - Brian, please. - Just guess. 63 00:05:29,228 --> 00:05:31,355 - Five feet. - Wrong. Pop? 64 00:05:31,430 --> 00:05:34,558 How could I know? How could I possibly know? 65 00:05:34,633 --> 00:05:36,931 Well, say something, Pop! 66 00:05:38,704 --> 00:05:40,695 We've been robbed. 67 00:05:45,644 --> 00:05:46,633 Hello, Wilby. 68 00:05:46,712 --> 00:05:48,839 Can I use your phone? We've been robbed. 69 00:05:48,914 --> 00:05:52,441 Is that so? Well, I hope you'll have smooth sailing on your new job. 70 00:05:52,985 --> 00:05:54,418 Robbed? 71 00:05:54,487 --> 00:05:57,820 Wiped out. Cleaned. Didn't you see anybody? 72 00:05:57,890 --> 00:06:01,087 - Well, just the movers. - This is Wilby Daniels... 73 00:06:01,193 --> 00:06:02,490 Daniels. 74 00:06:02,528 --> 00:06:04,894 My house has been robbed. 75 00:06:04,964 --> 00:06:07,455 I'm working one call now. There's two on hold. 76 00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:09,694 Can you call back when we're not so busy? 77 00:06:09,768 --> 00:06:13,260 Call back? My house has been robbed! 78 00:06:13,339 --> 00:06:15,637 Don't act like the sky's fallen in on you. 79 00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:18,370 Those things happen. Hold the line. 80 00:06:20,079 --> 00:06:21,910 Movers... 81 00:06:21,981 --> 00:06:23,881 They seemed like nice fellas. 82 00:06:23,949 --> 00:06:25,940 I even gave 'em a beer. 83 00:06:26,018 --> 00:06:28,350 Medfield's being ripped off. You know why? 84 00:06:28,420 --> 00:06:31,651 When a thief is caught, he's back on the street the next day 85 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:34,989 doing business as usual. Know whose doorstep I lay that at? 86 00:06:35,060 --> 00:06:37,460 Honest John Slade, our District Attorney. 87 00:06:37,530 --> 00:06:40,761 If I were District Attorney I would prosecute every indicted criminal 88 00:06:40,833 --> 00:06:43,700 to the fullest extent of the law, and get convictions! 89 00:06:48,274 --> 00:06:51,937 And I will now come down off my soapbox. 90 00:06:52,011 --> 00:06:53,842 No, don't. 91 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:56,939 Why don't you run for District Attorney? No, I'm serious, Wilby. 92 00:06:57,016 --> 00:06:58,779 Good idea. 93 00:06:58,884 --> 00:07:01,250 If it weren't for my practice, I just might. 94 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:04,118 Your partner can run it, I'll manage your campaign. 95 00:07:04,190 --> 00:07:06,624 - You'd be my campaign manager? - Well, sure. 96 00:07:06,692 --> 00:07:09,627 My talents are not just limited to eggs over easy. 97 00:07:09,695 --> 00:07:12,960 Yeah, and I'll paste your face all over town, Dad. 98 00:07:13,032 --> 00:07:15,330 And I'll be your fund-raising chairman. 99 00:07:15,401 --> 00:07:17,767 You can't fight a campaign without money. 100 00:07:17,836 --> 00:07:22,500 And I'll start the ball rolling right now with a quarter. 101 00:07:22,575 --> 00:07:26,511 Whoa. Now, I appreciate your good intentions and your generosity, 102 00:07:26,579 --> 00:07:29,377 but let's get serious and see what they left, OK? 103 00:07:29,448 --> 00:07:32,144 - They left one of my gym socks. - Yeah. 104 00:07:32,218 --> 00:07:35,676 Well, if you would rather curse the darkness than light a candle, 105 00:07:35,754 --> 00:07:37,915 of course that's up to you. 106 00:08:26,572 --> 00:08:28,836 They hit us again. 107 00:08:28,907 --> 00:08:31,740 They've stripped us right down to the bone. 108 00:08:38,117 --> 00:08:39,982 Belay that! 109 00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:44,650 Wilby, what on earth has happened? 110 00:08:44,723 --> 00:08:47,089 This is Wilby Daniels, 152 Hadley Drive. 111 00:08:47,159 --> 00:08:49,753 My house has been robbed again. 112 00:08:51,163 --> 00:08:54,064 Wilby Daniels. I have an account there. 113 00:08:55,367 --> 00:08:57,335 D-a-n-i-e-l-s. 114 00:08:57,403 --> 00:09:00,338 Remember that name. It's the name of your next District Attorney. 115 00:09:00,406 --> 00:09:02,306 Go get 'em, Pop. 116 00:09:02,775 --> 00:09:04,242 Win with Wilby. 117 00:09:04,310 --> 00:09:07,973 That campaign contribution will be gratefully accepted, Admiral. 118 00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:10,106 D***n the torpedoes. Full speed ahead. 119 00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:15,820 Those dock pirates g***t me too. 120 00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:18,118 I've been robbed. 121 00:09:46,251 --> 00:09:48,651 Good afternoon, madam. I'm Wilby Daniels. 122 00:09:48,721 --> 00:09:51,053 I'd like to solicit your vote for District Attorney. 123 00:09:51,123 --> 00:09:53,956 Daniels for D.A. Thank you very much. 124 00:09:54,026 --> 00:09:56,620 Hello. I'd like to solicit your vote for District Attorney... 125 00:09:56,695 --> 00:09:57,923 Daniels for D.A. 126 00:09:58,731 --> 00:10:01,632 Could I interest you in one of these? Vote for Daniels. 127 00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:05,136 Hi, honey. 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