Gintama - 2017 AAC.en Subtitles

00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:34,"Realm of the Samurai."

00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:38,That name for our land is now just a memory.

00:00:39,832 --> 00:00:45,Twenty years ago, alien beings
descended to disrupt the peaceful world of Edo.

00:00:46,630 --> 00:00:48,We named them "Amanto" or "Sky People."

00:00:50,009 --> 00:00:52,They took over
and re-developed our entire city.

00:00:53,512 --> 00:00:56,The Bakufu government
became no more than their puppet.

00:00:57,016 --> 00:00:59,Initial attempts
were made to expel the invaders.

00:01:00,853 --> 00:01:03,A fearless band of patriots
fought the good fight.

00:01:04,065 --> 00:01:06,But after terrible sacrifice,
they were defeated.

00:01:07,651 --> 00:01:11,Fearing another rebellion,
the Amanto banned all swords...

00:01:12,865 --> 00:01:15,and the Samurai sank into irrelevance.

00:01:25,002 --> 00:01:27,Not like that, idiot!

00:01:28,214 --> 00:01:32,Even a chimpanzee could do this.

00:01:33,344 --> 00:01:36,Sorry. Swordsmanship is all I know.

00:01:37,139 --> 00:01:38,Fool!

00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:46,In Edo now, skill with a sword
is worse than useless.

00:01:47,024 --> 00:01:50,You Samurai are like s***t on a shoe.

00:01:51,112 --> 00:01:55,Deprived of swords and status,
Samurai had lost their pride, too.

00:01:56,242 --> 00:02:00,Forget that, old man. Bring us milk.

00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:02,My pleasure, sir.

00:02:04,166 --> 00:02:07,Run milk to the good Sky People.

00:02:08,129 --> 00:02:09,Right.

00:02:16,262 --> 00:02:21,This one's no good as a waiter, either!

00:02:21,976 --> 00:02:24,I ** so sorry!

00:02:25,146 --> 00:02:28,I've g***t milk on my lovely clothes.

00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:32,And you know how milk makes everything stink.

00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:36,I'm sorry, sir.

00:02:36,866 --> 00:02:38,Don't use that dirty rag!

00:02:41,036 --> 00:02:43,Apologize this instant!

00:02:43,622 --> 00:02:49,Maybe it wasn't just the Samurai
whose patience was at an end.

00:03:03,225 --> 00:03:04,Who the hell are you?

00:03:06,770 --> 00:03:08,"Souvenir from Lake Toya"

00:03:08,564 --> 00:03:11,How dare you carry an illegal sword?

00:03:12,568 --> 00:03:15,Calm down, it's only made of wood.

00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:20,Quit whining like a tomcat in heat.

00:03:20,659 --> 00:03:21,Look at this...

00:03:21,994 --> 00:03:24,Your stupid screeching...

00:03:24,914 --> 00:03:27,has caused my chocolate parfait...

00:03:28,167 --> 00:03:30,to be ruined!

00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:40,Do you know who you're dealing with?

00:03:40,179 --> 00:03:41,My doctor informs me...

00:03:42,097 --> 00:03:44,that my blood sugar's too high.

00:03:45,351 --> 00:03:49,So I only get one parfait a week!

00:03:51,065 --> 00:03:54,He was too uncouth to be a Samurai...

00:03:54,944 --> 00:04:00,yet also too focused for a common street hood.

00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:01,Boss man!

00:04:01,659 --> 00:04:03,- Sir?
- The parfait in question...

00:04:04,286 --> 00:04:05,It tastes great, however...

00:04:06,455 --> 00:04:09,the cornflake ratio makes it overly crunchy.

00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:15,The latter half was crunch,
crunch all the way to the bottom.

00:04:15,256 --> 00:04:16,Up the ice-cream quotient!

00:04:17,633 --> 00:04:18,Four-eyes!

00:04:22,638 --> 00:04:23,Hang in there.

00:04:32,022 --> 00:04:34,This is Gintoki Sakata.

00:04:35,359 --> 00:04:39,As the "White Demon" he struck terror
in the Amanto during the wars of resistance.

00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:52,"GINTAMA - Lyrics, music & vocals - Shun Oguri"
"In this Amanto-infested city"

00:04:53,294 --> 00:04:54,"He roams the Edo streets alone"

00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:56,SHUN OGURI
"He roams the Edo streets alone"

00:04:58,674 --> 00:05:00,SHUN OGURI

00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:03,"Like a stray dog"

00:05:04,513 --> 00:05:05,"Tonight"

00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:13,"He bares his fangs to fight"

00:05:14,023 --> 00:05:16,Hey!

00:05:17,109 --> 00:05:21,Why is this cheesy video all about you?

00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:24,'Cause I'm the star. Isn't it cool?

00:05:24,199 --> 00:05:25,It's such crappy quality.

00:05:26,035 --> 00:05:28,Worse than a bad karaoke video.

00:05:28,203 --> 00:05:30,I made it at home on my laptop.

00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:34,Keep your homemade crap off the big screen.

00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:37,How many times does your name show?

00:05:37,379 --> 00:05:39,But I'm the lead role.

00:05:39,340 --> 00:05:41,Couldn't even read the last few.

00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:43,They're in Arabic and Korean.

00:05:43,886 --> 00:05:45,Like we care.

00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:48,You even sang the title song, right?
It's really bad.

00:05:48,974 --> 00:05:50,How dare you say that?

00:05:50,267 --> 00:05:52,That café scene's unnecessary, too.

00:05:52,978 --> 00:05:55,Some viewers won't know the original manga.

00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:59,Die-hard fans
are sure to write harsh reviews...

00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:03,so we need the new viewers to be kind to us.

00:06:03,447 --> 00:06:04,You're absolutely right.

00:06:04,907 --> 00:06:07,Let's introduce ourselves.

00:06:07,409 --> 00:06:11,After the scene at the café,
I went to work for "Odd Jobs" Gin-san.

00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:13,My name's Shinpachi Shimura.

00:06:13,749 --> 00:06:18,My family had a fencing school,
but we ran out of pupils.

00:06:18,087 --> 00:06:20,- He's in deep s***t.
- No need to say that.

00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:22,I'm Kagura, the story's heroine.

00:06:22,257 --> 00:06:25,- Lovely Kagura.
- Don't sweet-talk me.

00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:31,She's an alien from the Yato-clan,
renowned for their martial arts.

00:06:31,517 --> 00:06:32,I'm also cute as well.

00:06:32,810 --> 00:06:35,It's a long story, but she works with us.

00:06:35,521 --> 00:06:39,I'm a rare beauty. Check out this amazing pic.

00:06:40,526 --> 00:06:42,That's the famous one!

00:06:43,278 --> 00:06:46,- Lovely Kagura.
- Don't start that again.

00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:49,Now for the one-time-only
Gintama live-action adaptation.

00:06:49,785 --> 00:06:55,Don't leave early
or you'll be on Warner Bros' blacklist.

00:06:55,541 --> 00:06:56,Don't say that.

00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:58,Okay...

00:06:58,627 --> 00:07:01,Countdown...

00:07:01,547 --> 00:07:04,TBS will be mad we stole their format

00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:23,"Gin-Chan Odd-Jobs-R-Us"
Beetle hunting!

00:07:23,527 --> 00:07:25,"Sugar"

00:07:25,154 --> 00:07:26,"Strawberry milk"

00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:32,I want to go beetle hunting!

00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:35,Beetle hunting,
the time-honored childhood pursuit.

00:07:35,664 --> 00:07:38,I need a new Rhino beetle!

00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:42,I lost a beetle-wrestling match
and forfeited McCartney #28.

00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:51,That's why I propose
we go beetle-hunting, okay?

00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:53,Just go by yourself, then.

00:07:53,015 --> 00:07:54,Four-eyed jerk!

00:07:54,892 --> 00:07:57,Mind my glasses!

00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:59,Just chill, okay?

00:07:59,104 --> 00:08:03,I'll find a monster Rhino beetle
and get my revenge.

00:08:03,901 --> 00:08:08,By the way, McCartney #was a dung beetle, not a Rhino.

00:08:08,614 --> 00:08:10,Shut your mouth!

00:08:10,073 --> 00:08:12,Not again!

00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:19,Let's hear how this guy found
his amazing beetle.

00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:22,Listen, Kagura...

00:08:22,878 --> 00:08:25,We're grownups now.

00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:31,We don't get a thrill
from bug collecting anymore.

00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:33,Get the thrill back.

00:08:33,555 --> 00:08:38,The young-at-heart
are always popular with girls.

00:08:38,644 --> 00:08:41,I'm fine not being popular, thanks.

00:08:41,438 --> 00:08:45,I found this beetle in the forest.

00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:48,It's worth as much as a car.

00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:50,This little beetle?

00:08:51,073 --> 00:08:54,Come on, guys...

00:08:54,076 --> 00:08:55,Help me!

00:08:55,619 --> 00:09:01,I was lucky to find it so close.

00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:04,Like a diamond in the forest.

00:09:05,671 --> 00:09:08,Rhino beetle...Rhino beetle...

00:09:08,465 --> 00:09:11,Kagura, just let it go...

00:09:11,426 --> 00:09:14,Beetle-hunting we shall go!

00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:21,Okay, gang.

00:09:22,104 --> 00:09:26,We hunt, hunt, hunt,
then make cash, cash, cash!

00:09:26,358 --> 00:09:29,I just want to replace McCartney #28.

00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:30,Guys...

00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:34,No going home till we catch a huge one.

00:09:34,783 --> 00:09:36,This is business. Business, pure and simple.

00:09:36,994 --> 00:09:40,Greed always brings out his pompous side.

00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:42,Let's just find a beetle, right?

00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:44,I get it.

00:09:44,835 --> 00:09:49,But the forest can host great evil.
There's no telling what lies in wait.

00:09:49,464 --> 00:09:50,Be on your guard.

00:09:56,138 --> 00:09:58,This is harder than I thought.

00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:01,Is...