Gintama (2017) Subtitles

At 00:00:32,533, Character said: "Realm of the Samurai."

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At 00:00:34,535, Character said: That name for our land is now just a memory.

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At 00:00:39,832, Character said: Twenty years ago, alien beings
descended to disrupt the peaceful world of Edo.

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At 00:00:46,630, Character said: We named them "Amanto" or "Sky People."

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At 00:00:50,009, Character said: They took over
and re-developed our entire city.

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At 00:00:53,512, Character said: The Bakufu government
became no more than their puppet.

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At 00:00:57,016, Character said: Initial attempts
were made to expel the invaders.

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At 00:01:00,853, Character said: A fearless band of patriots
fought the good fight.

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At 00:01:04,065, Character said: But after terrible sacrifice,
they were defeated.

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At 00:01:07,651, Character said: Fearing another rebellion,
the Amanto banned all swords...

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At 00:01:12,865, Character said: and the Samurai sank into irrelevance.

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At 00:01:25,002, Character said: Not like that, idiot!

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At 00:01:28,214, Character said: Even a chimpanzee could do this.

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At 00:01:33,344, Character said: Sorry. Swordsmanship is all I know.

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At 00:01:37,139, Character said: Fool!

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At 00:01:40,768, Character said: In Edo now, skill with a sword
is worse than useless.

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At 00:01:47,024, Character said: You Samurai are like s***t on a shoe.

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At 00:01:51,112, Character said: Deprived of swords and status,
Samurai had lost their pride, too.

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At 00:01:56,242, Character said: Forget that, old man. Bring us milk.

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At 00:02:01,080, Character said: My pleasure, sir.

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At 00:02:04,166, Character said: Run milk to the good Sky People.

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At 00:02:08,129, Character said: Right.

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At 00:02:16,262, Character said: This one's no good as a waiter, either!

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At 00:02:21,976, Character said: I ** so sorry!

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At 00:02:25,146, Character said: I've g***t milk on my lovely clothes.

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At 00:02:28,482, Character said: And you know how milk makes everything stink.

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At 00:02:34,321, Character said: I'm sorry, sir.

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At 00:02:36,866, Character said: Don't use that dirty rag!

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At 00:02:41,036, Character said: Apologize this instant!

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At 00:02:43,622, Character said: Maybe it wasn't just the Samurai
whose patience was at an end.

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At 00:03:03,225, Character said: Who the hell are you?

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At 00:03:06,770, Character said: "Souvenir from Lake Toya"

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At 00:03:08,564, Character said: How dare you carry an illegal sword?

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At 00:03:12,568, Character said: Calm down, it's only made of wood.

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At 00:03:16,947, Character said: Quit whining like a tomcat in heat.

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At 00:03:20,659, Character said: Look at this...

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At 00:03:21,994, Character said: Your stupid screeching...

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At 00:03:24,914, Character said: has caused my chocolate parfait...

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At 00:03:28,167, Character said: to be ruined!

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At 00:03:36,884, Character said: Do you know who you're dealing with?

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At 00:03:40,179, Character said: My doctor informs me...

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At 00:03:42,097, Character said: that my blood sugar's too high.

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At 00:03:45,351, Character said: So I only get one parfait a week!

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At 00:03:51,065, Character said: He was too uncouth to be a Samurai...

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At 00:03:54,944, Character said: yet also too focused for a common street hood.

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At 00:04:00,407, Character said: Boss man!

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At 00:04:01,659, Character said: - Sir?
- The parfait in question...

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At 00:04:04,286, Character said: It tastes great, however...

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At 00:04:06,455, Character said: the cornflake ratio makes it overly crunchy.

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At 00:04:10,292, Character said: The latter half was crunch,
crunch all the way to the bottom.

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At 00:04:15,256, Character said: Up the ice-cream quotient!

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At 00:04:17,633, Character said: Four-eyes!

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At 00:04:22,638, Character said: Hang in there.

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At 00:04:32,022, Character said: This is Gintoki Sakata.

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At 00:04:35,359, Character said: As the "White Demon" he struck terror
in the Amanto during the wars of resistance.

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At 00:04:49,623, Character said: "GINTAMA - Lyrics, music & vocals - Shun Oguri"
"In this Amanto-infested city"

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At 00:04:53,294, Character said: "He roams the Edo streets alone"

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At 00:04:54,461, Character said: SHUN OGURI
"He roams the Edo streets alone"

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At 00:04:58,674, Character said: SHUN OGURI

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At 00:05:00,175, Character said: "Like a stray dog"

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At 00:05:04,513, Character said: "Tonight"

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At 00:05:06,807, Character said: "He bares his fangs to fight"

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At 00:05:14,023, Character said: Hey!

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At 00:05:17,109, Character said: Why is this cheesy video all about you?

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At 00:05:21,071, Character said: 'Cause I'm the star. Isn't it cool?

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At 00:05:24,199, Character said: It's such crappy quality.

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At 00:05:26,035, Character said: Worse than a bad karaoke video.

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At 00:05:28,203, Character said: I made it at home on my laptop.

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At 00:05:30,664, Character said: Keep your homemade crap off the big screen.

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At 00:05:34,835, Character said: How many times does your name show?

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At 00:05:37,379, Character said: But I'm the lead role.

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At 00:05:39,340, Character said: Couldn't even read the last few.

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At 00:05:41,300, Character said: They're in Arabic and Korean.

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At 00:05:43,886, Character said: Like we care.

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At 00:05:45,637, Character said: You even sang the title song, right?
It's really bad.

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At 00:05:48,974, Character said: How dare you say that?

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At 00:05:50,267, Character said: That café scene's unnecessary, too.

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At 00:05:52,978, Character said: Some viewers won't know the original manga.

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At 00:05:55,564, Character said: Die-hard fans
are sure to write harsh reviews...

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At 00:06:00,027, Character said: so we need the new viewers to be kind to us.

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At 00:06:03,447, Character said: You're absolutely right.

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At 00:06:04,907, Character said: Let's introduce ourselves.

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At 00:06:07,409, Character said: After the scene at the café,
I went to work for "Odd Jobs" Gin-san.

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At 00:06:11,830, Character said: My name's Shinpachi Shimura.

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At 00:06:13,749, Character said: My family had a fencing school,
but we ran out of pupils.

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At 00:06:18,087, Character said: - He's in deep s***t.
- No need to say that.

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At 00:06:20,047, Character said: I'm Kagura, the story's heroine.

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At 00:06:22,257, Character said: - Lovely Kagura.
- Don't sweet-talk me.

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At 00:06:25,260, Character said: She's an alien from the Yato-clan,
renowned for their martial arts.

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At 00:06:31,517, Character said: I'm also cute as well.

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At 00:06:32,810, Character said: It's a long story, but she works with us.

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At 00:06:35,521, Character said: I'm a rare beauty. Check out this amazing pic.

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At 00:06:40,526, Character said: That's the famous one!

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At 00:06:43,278, Character said: - Lovely Kagura.
- Don't start that again.

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At 00:06:46,865, Character said: Now for the one-time-only
Gintama live-action adaptation.

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At 00:06:49,785, Character said: Don't leave early
or you'll be on Warner Bros' blacklist.

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At 00:06:55,541, Character said: Don't say that.

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At 00:06:57,042, Character said: Okay...

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At 00:06:58,627, Character said: Countdown...

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At 00:07:01,547, Character said: TBS will be mad we stole their format

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At 00:07:20,107, Character said: "Gin-Chan Odd-Jobs-R-Us"
Beetle hunting!

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At 00:07:23,527, Character said: "Sugar"

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At 00:07:25,154, Character said: "Strawberry milk"

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At 00:07:27,281, Character said: I want to go beetle hunting!

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At 00:07:32,619, Character said: Beetle hunting,
the time-honored childhood pursuit.

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At 00:07:35,664, Character said: I need a new Rhino beetle!

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At 00:07:38,125, Character said: I lost a beetle-wrestling match
and forfeited McCartney #28.

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At 00:07:46,925, Character said: That's why I propose
we go beetle-hunting, okay?

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At 00:07:51,221, Character said: Just go by yourself, then.

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At 00:07:53,015, Character said: Four-eyed jerk!

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At 00:07:54,892, Character said: Mind my glasses!

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At 00:07:57,644, Character said: Just chill, okay?

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At 00:07:59,104, Character said: I'll find a monster Rhino beetle
and get my revenge.

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At 00:08:03,901, Character said: By the way, McCartney #28
was a dung beetle, not a Rhino.

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At 00:08:08,614, Character said: Shut your mouth!

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At 00:08:10,073, Character said: Not again!

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At 00:08:13,410, Character said: Let's hear how this guy found
his amazing beetle.

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At 00:08:19,875, Character said: Listen, Kagura...

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At 00:08:22,878, Character said: We're grownups now.

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At 00:08:26,340, Character said: We don't get a thrill
from bug collecting anymore.

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At 00:08:31,178, Character said: Get the thrill back.

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At 00:08:33,555, Character said: The young-at-heart
are always popular with girls.

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At 00:08:38,644, Character said: I'm fine not being popular, thanks.

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At 00:08:41,438, Character said: I found this beetle in the forest.

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At 00:08:45,025, Character said: It's worth as much as a car.

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At 00:08:48,153, Character said: This little beetle?

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At 00:08:51,073, Character said: Come on, guys...

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At 00:08:54,076, Character said: Help me!

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At 00:08:55,619, Character said: I was lucky to find it so close.

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At 00:09:01,124, Character said: Like a diamond in the forest.

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At 00:09:05,671, Character said: Rhino beetle...Rhino beetle...

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At 00:09:08,465, Character said: Kagura, just let it go...

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At 00:09:11,426, Character said: Beetle-hunting we shall go!

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At 00:09:20,602, Character said: Okay, gang.

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At 00:09:22,104, Character said: We hunt, hunt, hunt,
then make cash, cash, cash!

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At 00:09:26,358, Character said: I just want to replace McCartney #28.

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At 00:09:29,736, Character said: Guys...

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At 00:09:31,613, Character said: No going home till we catch a huge one.

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At 00:09:34,783, Character said: This is business. Business, pure and simple.

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At 00:09:36,994, Character said: Greed always brings out his pompous side.

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At 00:09:41,039, Character said: Let's just find a beetle, right?

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At 00:09:43,041, Character said: I get it.

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At 00:09:44,835, Character said: But the forest can host great evil.
There's no telling what lies in wait.

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At 00:09:49,464, Character said: Be on your guard.

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At 00:09:56,138, Character said: This is harder than I thought.

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At 00:09:59,224, Character said: Is...