Gintama - 2017 AAC.en Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:34,076 "Realm of the Samurai." 2 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:38,497 That name for our land is now just a memory. 3 00:00:39,832 --> 00:00:45,504 Twenty years ago, alien beings descended to disrupt the peaceful world of Edo. 4 00:00:46,630 --> 00:00:48,924 We named them "Amanto" or "Sky People." 5 00:00:50,009 --> 00:00:52,303 They took over and re-developed our entire city. 6 00:00:53,512 --> 00:00:56,348 The Bakufu government became no more than their puppet. 7 00:00:57,016 --> 00:00:59,977 Initial attempts were made to expel the invaders. 8 00:01:00,853 --> 00:01:03,689 A fearless band of patriots fought the good fight. 9 00:01:04,065 --> 00:01:06,567 But after terrible sacrifice, they were defeated. 10 00:01:07,651 --> 00:01:11,989 Fearing another rebellion, the Amanto banned all swords... 11 00:01:12,865 --> 00:01:15,242 and the Samurai sank into irrelevance. 12 00:01:25,002 --> 00:01:27,755 Not like that, idiot! 13 00:01:28,214 --> 00:01:32,802 Even a chimpanzee could do this. 14 00:01:33,344 --> 00:01:36,472 Sorry. Swordsmanship is all I know. 15 00:01:37,139 --> 00:01:38,307 Fool! 16 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:46,649 In Edo now, skill with a sword is worse than useless. 17 00:01:47,024 --> 00:01:50,861 You Samurai are like s***t on a shoe. 18 00:01:51,112 --> 00:01:55,658 Deprived of swords and status, Samurai had lost their pride, too. 19 00:01:56,242 --> 00:02:00,204 Forget that, old man. Bring us milk. 20 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:02,957 My pleasure, sir. 21 00:02:04,166 --> 00:02:07,128 Run milk to the good Sky People. 22 00:02:08,129 --> 00:02:09,171 Right. 23 00:02:16,262 --> 00:02:21,392 This one's no good as a waiter, either! 24 00:02:21,976 --> 00:02:24,979 I ** so sorry! 25 00:02:25,146 --> 00:02:28,023 I've g***t milk on my lovely clothes. 26 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:32,695 And you know how milk makes everything stink. 27 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:36,490 I'm sorry, sir. 28 00:02:36,866 --> 00:02:38,868 Don't use that dirty rag! 29 00:02:41,036 --> 00:02:43,372 Apologize this instant! 30 00:02:43,622 --> 00:02:49,295 Maybe it wasn't just the Samurai whose patience was at an end. 31 00:03:03,225 --> 00:03:04,518 Who the hell are you? 32 00:03:06,770 --> 00:03:08,272 "Souvenir from Lake Toya" 33 00:03:08,564 --> 00:03:11,942 How dare you carry an illegal sword? 34 00:03:12,568 --> 00:03:15,613 Calm down, it's only made of wood. 35 00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:20,492 Quit whining like a tomcat in heat. 36 00:03:20,659 --> 00:03:21,785 Look at this... 37 00:03:21,994 --> 00:03:24,038 Your stupid screeching... 38 00:03:24,914 --> 00:03:27,082 has caused my chocolate parfait... 39 00:03:28,167 --> 00:03:30,502 to be ruined! 40 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:40,095 Do you know who you're dealing with? 41 00:03:40,179 --> 00:03:41,513 My doctor informs me... 42 00:03:42,097 --> 00:03:44,808 that my blood sugar's too high. 43 00:03:45,351 --> 00:03:49,355 So I only get one parfait a week! 44 00:03:51,065 --> 00:03:54,777 He was too uncouth to be a Samurai... 45 00:03:54,944 --> 00:04:00,282 yet also too focused for a common street hood. 46 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:01,450 Boss man! 47 00:04:01,659 --> 00:04:03,661 - Sir? - The parfait in question... 48 00:04:04,286 --> 00:04:05,996 It tastes great, however... 49 00:04:06,455 --> 00:04:09,750 the cornflake ratio makes it overly crunchy. 50 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:15,214 The latter half was crunch, crunch all the way to the bottom. 51 00:04:15,256 --> 00:04:16,966 Up the ice-cream quotient! 52 00:04:17,633 --> 00:04:18,759 Four-eyes! 53 00:04:22,638 --> 00:04:23,806 Hang in there. 54 00:04:32,022 --> 00:04:34,775 This is Gintoki Sakata. 55 00:04:35,359 --> 00:04:39,822 As the "White Demon" he struck terror in the Amanto during the wars of resistance. 56 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:52,251 "GINTAMA - Lyrics, music & vocals - Shun Oguri" "In this Amanto-infested city" 57 00:04:53,294 --> 00:04:54,461 "He roams the Edo streets alone" 58 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:56,088 SHUN OGURI "He roams the Edo streets alone" 59 00:04:58,674 --> 00:05:00,092 SHUN OGURI 60 00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:03,929 "Like a stray dog" 61 00:05:04,513 --> 00:05:05,931 "Tonight" 62 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:13,063 "He bares his fangs to fight" 63 00:05:14,023 --> 00:05:16,442 Hey! 64 00:05:17,109 --> 00:05:21,030 Why is this cheesy video all about you? 65 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:24,116 'Cause I'm the star. Isn't it cool? 66 00:05:24,199 --> 00:05:25,951 It's such crappy quality. 67 00:05:26,035 --> 00:05:28,120 Worse than a bad karaoke video. 68 00:05:28,203 --> 00:05:30,622 I made it at home on my laptop. 69 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:34,752 Keep your homemade crap off the big screen. 70 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:37,296 How many times does your name show? 71 00:05:37,379 --> 00:05:39,298 But I'm the lead role. 72 00:05:39,340 --> 00:05:41,300 Couldn't even read the last few. 73 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:43,719 They're in Arabic and Korean. 74 00:05:43,886 --> 00:05:45,596 Like we care. 75 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:48,974 You even sang the title song, right? It's really bad. 76 00:05:48,974 --> 00:05:50,225 How dare you say that? 77 00:05:50,267 --> 00:05:52,936 That café scene's unnecessary, too. 78 00:05:52,978 --> 00:05:55,522 Some viewers won't know the original manga. 79 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:59,985 Die-hard fans are sure to write harsh reviews... 80 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:03,405 so we need the new viewers to be kind to us. 81 00:06:03,447 --> 00:06:04,865 You're absolutely right. 82 00:06:04,907 --> 00:06:07,326 Let's introduce ourselves. 83 00:06:07,409 --> 00:06:11,789 After the scene at the café, I went to work for "Odd Jobs" Gin-san. 84 00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:13,665 My name's Shinpachi Shimura. 85 00:06:13,749 --> 00:06:18,003 My family had a fencing school, but we ran out of pupils. 86 00:06:18,087 --> 00:06:20,005 - He's in deep s***t. - No need to say that. 87 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:22,216 I'm Kagura, the story's heroine. 88 00:06:22,257 --> 00:06:25,219 - Lovely Kagura. - Don't sweet-talk me. 89 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:31,475 She's an alien from the Yato-clan, renowned for their martial arts. 90 00:06:31,517 --> 00:06:32,768 I'm also cute as well. 91 00:06:32,810 --> 00:06:35,479 It's a long story, but she works with us. 92 00:06:35,521 --> 00:06:39,733 I'm a rare beauty. Check out this amazing pic. 93 00:06:40,526 --> 00:06:42,986 That's the famous one! 94 00:06:43,278 --> 00:06:46,824 - Lovely Kagura. - Don't start that again. 95 00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:49,701 Now for the one-time-only Gintama live-action adaptation. 96 00:06:49,785 --> 00:06:55,499 Don't leave early or you'll be on Warner Bros' blacklist. 97 00:06:55,541 --> 00:06:56,708 Don't say that. 98 00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:58,544 Okay... 99 00:06:58,627 --> 00:07:01,505 Countdown... 100 00:07:01,547 --> 00:07:04,133 TBS will be mad we stole their format 101 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:23,527 "Gin-Chan Odd-Jobs-R-Us" Beetle hunting! 102 00:07:23,527 --> 00:07:25,154 "Sugar" 103 00:07:25,154 --> 00:07:26,780 "Strawberry milk" 104 00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:32,536 I want to go beetle hunting! 105 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:35,664 Beetle hunting, the time-honored childhood pursuit. 106 00:07:35,664 --> 00:07:38,125 I need a new Rhino beetle! 107 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:42,921 I lost a beetle-wrestling match and forfeited McCartney #28. 108 00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:51,221 That's why I propose we go beetle-hunting, okay? 109 00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:53,015 Just go by yourself, then. 110 00:07:53,015 --> 00:07:54,892 Four-eyed jerk! 111 00:07:54,892 --> 00:07:57,644 Mind my glasses! 112 00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:59,104 Just chill, okay? 113 00:07:59,104 --> 00:08:03,901 I'll find a monster Rhino beetle and get my revenge. 114 00:08:03,901 --> 00:08:08,614 By the way, McCartney #28 was a dung beetle, not a Rhino. 115 00:08:08,614 --> 00:08:10,073 Shut your mouth! 116 00:08:10,073 --> 00:08:12,784 Not again! 117 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:19,875 Let's hear how this guy found his amazing beetle. 118 00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:22,753 Listen, Kagura... 119 00:08:22,878 --> 00:08:25,797 We're grownups now. 120 00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:31,178 We don't get a thrill from bug collecting anymore. 121 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:33,555 Get the thrill back. 122 00:08:33,555 --> 00:08:38,644 The young-at-heart are always popular with girls. 123 00:08:38,644 --> 00:08:41,438 I'm fine not being popular, thanks. 124 00:08:41,438 --> 00:08:45,025 I found this beetle in the forest. 125 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:48,153 It's worth as much as a car. 126 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:50,822 This little beetle? 127 00:08:51,073 --> 00:08:54,076 Come on, guys... 128 00:08:54,076 --> 00:08:55,619 Help me! 129 00:08:55,619 --> 00:09:01,124 I was lucky to find it so close. 130 00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:04,169 Like a diamond in the forest. 131 00:09:05,671 --> 00:09:08,048 Rhino beetle...Rhino beetle... 132 00:09:08,465 --> 00:09:11,343 Kagura, just let it go... 133 00:09:11,426 --> 00:09:14,179 Beetle-hunting we shall go! 134 00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:21,687 Okay, gang. 135 00:09:22,104 --> 00:09:26,316 We hunt, hunt, hunt, then make cash, cash, cash! 136 00:09:26,358 --> 00:09:29,695 I just want to replace McCartney #28. 137 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:30,904 Guys... 138 00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:34,700 No going home till we catch a huge one. 139 00:09:34,783 --> 00:09:36,952 This is business. Business, pure and simple. 140 00:09:36,994 --> 00:09:40,998 Greed always brings out his pompous side. 141 00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:42,749 Let's just find a beetle, right? 142 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:44,251 I get it. 143 00:09:44,835 --> 00:09:49,381 But the forest can host great evil. There's no telling what lies in wait. 144 00:09:49,464 --> 00:09:50,841 Be on your guard. 145 00:09:56,138 --> 00:09:58,682 This is harder than I thought. 146 00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:01,977 Is...