Madam S01E03 (2024) Subtitles

At 00:00:22,400, Character said: Come in.

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At 00:00:26,440, Character said: Hi, Eddie.
- Jaz.

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At 00:00:28,280, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:00:29,480, Character said: - We g***t your special request.
- Yeah?

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At 00:00:31,960, Character said: Someone's about to
have a very full bum.

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At 00:00:36,200, Character said: That's good news.

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At 00:00:40,680, Character said: - What's wrong?
- Well, is that all of them?

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At 00:00:43,600, Character said: How many do you need?

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At 00:00:45,760, Character said: Well, I mean...

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At 00:00:47,600, Character said: have you g***t anything...

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At 00:00:50,080, Character said: bigger?
- Bigger?

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At 00:00:54,000, Character said: - Don't worry about it.
- No, no. No, sorry, uh,

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At 00:00:55,760, Character said: it's just that's all we have.
- No, I should have specified.

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At 00:00:57,240, Character said: No, um, but did you want
to have a go anyway?

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At 00:00:59,280, Character said: Nah, it's fine.

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At 00:01:01,920, Character said: OK.

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At 00:01:03,320, Character said: Um...

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At 00:01:06,680, Character said: Oh...

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At 00:01:09,200, Character said: Wait.

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At 00:01:21,560, Character said: www.able.co.nz Able 2024

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At 00:01:26,760, Character said: So, um...

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At 00:01:28,600, Character said: how do we feel about
clients that are married?

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At 00:01:32,160, Character said: Um...

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At 00:01:33,840, Character said: - But, you know — ethically.
- Oh. Yeah. No.

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At 00:01:37,680, Character said: One of my clients invited
me out on his yacht.

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At 00:01:40,120, Character said: Absolutely not. That is
a major safety issue.

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At 00:01:43,520, Character said: One time,

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At 00:01:45,360, Character said: I had s***x with this
really hot guy,

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At 00:01:48,600, Character said: and then my next client
was, like, kind of gross,

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At 00:01:52,760, Character said: but I orgasmed with him.

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At 00:01:55,240, Character said: Was that a question or...?

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At 00:01:57,080, Character said: - What if they're misogynists?
- Uh...

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At 00:02:00,160, Character said: What if they want me
to put on an accent?

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At 00:02:02,440, Character said: Or if they start crying?

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At 00:02:03,600, Character said: And what if I know them?

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At 00:02:04,840, Character said: What if they're really nice,
but they can't afford it?

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At 00:02:08,400, Character said: - And what if they're a racist?
- You can say no to anyone you want.

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At 00:02:17,280, Character said: Is everything OK?

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At 00:02:19,280, Character said: I haven't had any
repeat clients.

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At 00:02:22,760, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:02:24,280, Character said: Um...

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At 00:02:26,241, Character said: Tui.

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At 00:02:31,240, Character said: What's up, Lols?

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At 00:02:32,320, Character said: That sweet fat man with the sad
eyes has been in to see Amethyst,

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At 00:02:35,160, Character said: like, three times this week,

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At 00:02:36,880, Character said: so I was just wondering if maybe you
had some tips on how I could be...

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At 00:02:41,200, Character said: I don't know, less like...

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At 00:02:44,640, Character said: me?

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At 00:02:49,440, Character said: - Do you mind if I...?
- Yes, please.

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At 00:02:59,320, Character said: Lolly.

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At 00:03:00,960, Character said: Everyone loves you.

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At 00:03:04,120, Character said: Not really.

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At 00:03:06,720, Character said: Girls think I'm silly,

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At 00:03:07,880, Character said: and boys think I'm gonna
fall in love with them

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At 00:03:10,880, Character said: the second they say hello,
which does sometimes happen.

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At 00:03:16,240, Character said: Are you afraid you're gonna
fall in love with a client?

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At 00:03:18,400, Character said: I was a bit, but it's been fine.

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At 00:03:21,720, Character said: I just, uh, pretend
I'm in a romance novel.

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At 00:03:25,080, Character said: Bet they love that.

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At 00:03:26,280, Character said: No, I just do it in my head; I
don't get romantic with them.

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At 00:03:29,920, Character said: Why not? Plenty of guys
love that soppy stuff.

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At 00:03:34,040, Character said: You get super
romantic with clients?

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At 00:03:36,840, Character said: I...

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At 00:03:38,360, Character said: I get intimate.

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At 00:03:39,880, Character said: Um... But that lovey-dovey
stuff — I'll leave that to you.

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At 00:03:45,400, Character said: Babe, honestly, they're not coming
for a f***k; they're coming for you.

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At 00:04:29,080, Character said: Oh, f***k.

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At 00:04:31,680, Character said: Crikey. Still burning
through it, aren't ya?

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At 00:04:35,481, Character said: Um, if you did want any help with
Sweethearts, motel's very quiet.

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At 00:04:39,480, Character said: Yeah. No. I'll, uh— I'll manage.

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At 00:04:42,800, Character said: You know, I've been doing
this online investment course,

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At 00:04:46,080, Character said: and if there's one thing I've
learned to get ahead in business,

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At 00:04:48,560, Character said: it's—
- Have a p***s?

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At 00:04:49,720, Character said: - Well, yes, but— Oh.
- Hi.

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At 00:04:50,800, Character said: - Hello.
- I don't know where I'm supposed-

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At 00:04:51,920, Character said: - Uh, just this way. Room 4.
- OK.

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At 00:04:56,040, Character said: But also — be brave.

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At 00:04:58,960, Character said: You gotta spend
money to make money.

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At 00:05:01,280, Character said: And I know that you've
spent every dollar you have

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At 00:05:03,320, Character said: and quite a few you don't,

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At 00:05:05,000, Character said: but I've g***t this nest
egg just sitting there

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At 00:05:06,960, Character said: in superannuation,
as of last week.

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At 00:05:09,200, Character said: Yeah. I know. I
know. The big 65.

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At 00:05:12,280, Character said: Honestly, I don't need a fuss.

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At 00:05:14,360, Character said: God forbid a cake or anything.

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At 00:05:16,320, Character said: Why are you here?

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At 00:05:17,960, Character said: You live in a country that
basically pays you to retire.

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At 00:05:20,880, Character said: I hate that word. Makes me
think of cruises and cocktails.

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At 00:05:24,680, Character said: Ugh.

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At 00:05:28,040, Character said: Oh...

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At 00:05:30,080, Character said: - What is her problem?
- Who cares?

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At 00:05:32,480, Character said: Anyway, re Sweethearts — If
you did need a silent investor,

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At 00:05:36,640, Character said: or even a loud one,

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At 00:05:38,640, Character said: um, perhaps we could put
our heads together sometime

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At 00:05:41,360, Character said: and blue-sky some options.

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At 00:05:42,880, Character said: You know, really Shark Tank it and
figure out how to sweat this asset.

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At 00:05:48,800, Character said: I've g***t a staff meeting.

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At 00:05:51,320, Character said: Of course.

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At 00:05:53,080, Character said: - For staff.
- Yeah, of course.

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At 00:05:55,880, Character said: For Sweethearts staff.

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At 00:06:02,440, Character said: Oh. How's the training
going, ladies?

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At 00:06:05,440, Character said: Well, Lolly's dirty talk was
sounding a little timid, but...

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At 00:06:13,120, Character said: Hey, big boy. Shoot your fireman's
hose into my burning building.

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At 00:06:18,000, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:06:21,000, Character said: - Better. Yeah.
- Mm. Yeah.

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At 00:06:22,440, Character said: Yeah. That's good.

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At 00:06:23,760, Character said: We'll do another
session this afternoon.

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At 00:06:25,440, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:06:26,441, Character said: OK, big week this week
— We've g***t Agrifest...

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At 00:06:28,880, Character said: biggest farming festival
south of the equator,

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At 00:06:31,800, Character said: and we all know what that means.

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At 00:06:33,320, Character said: - Ooh. Animal enslavement.
- Sale on guns.

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At 00:06:35,640, Character said: - No, it means rich, horny farmers.
- Finally, some cash.

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At 00:06:39,480, Character said: This is a chance for us all
to make some real money.

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At 00:06:42,440, Character said: Yeah, but not that it's
all about making money.

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At 00:06:44,640, Character said: Well, what else
would it be about?

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At 00:06:46,360, Character said: Well, it's about
emotional stewardship

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At 00:06:49,480, Character said: and universal empowerment
and cultural deprogramming.

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At 00:06:52,560, Character said: Oh my God, get f***d.

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At 00:06:54,120, Character said: All I know is I'm
gonna make bank.

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At 00:06:57,760, Character said: - Oh.
- Oh.

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At 00:07:01,640, Character said: For the farmers.

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At 00:07:02,720, Character said: Farmers work with animals;
they don't f***k them.

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At 00:07:04,720, Character said: OK, listen. Come on, guys,
we're all in this together.

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At 00:07:07,320, Character said: We've sacrificed a lot to get
to here, and now it's time

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At 00:07:10,400, Character said: for us to reap our rewards.

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At 00:07:13,080, Character said: Oh my f***g God! You guys,

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At 00:07:15,200, Character said: I just shoved a speaker
up a client's arsehole,

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At 00:07:17,440, Character said: and now I can't get it out.

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At 00:07:18,800, Character said: Should we be worried?

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At 00:07:19,760, Character said: - Yep.
- No.

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At 00:07:20,721, Character said: It is so far up there

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At 00:07:22,040, Character said: that I cannot even see
it with a phone torch.

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At 00:07:24,120, Character said: What?

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At 00:07:25,041, Character said: OK, listen, I will sort this.

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At 00:07:27,480, Character said: And meanwhile, ladies, you, uh,

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At 00:07:29,280, Character said: brush up on your farm
lingo for pillow talk.

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At 00:07:31,680, Character said: - We g***t a problem.
- Yes, I know. Jaz told me.

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At 00:07:34,440, Character said: What, you know about
the council thing?

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At 00:07:35,920, Character said: - My thing's a butt thing.
- What butt thing?

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At 00:07:37,880, Character said: - What council thing?
- What?

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At 00:07:39,600, Character said: Oh. Right. They just called to
say they're shutting us down.

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At 00:07:45,760, Character said: You said this was legal.

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At 00:07:47,800, Character said: It is.

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At 00:07:49,320, Character said: There is nothing in the act
that we're not compliant with.

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At 00:07:53,000, Character said: Oh, wait.

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At 00:07:56,920, Character said: Oh no. F***k!

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At 00:07:58,960, Character said: What?

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