Mark Twain And Me (1991) Subtitles

At 00:00:13,260, Character said: When I met him, Mark Twain was already
famous, recognized and loved by people

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At 00:00:18,180, Character said: all over the world.

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At 00:00:19,680, Character said: I had read Life on the Mississippi, The
Connecticut Yankee and King Arthur's

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At 00:00:23,640, Character said: Court, The Prince and the Pauper, and
for the third time, Tom Sawyer.

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At 00:00:29,020, Character said: Mark Twain was soon to become the most
important person in my life, but I

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At 00:00:33,660, Character said: realize at the time how much the
friendship of an ordinary little girl

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At 00:00:36,640, Character said: mean to him.

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At 00:01:03,790, Character said: We should never have come to London for
our holiday.

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At 00:01:06,330, Character said: This weather is terrible for your bone
cavity, Dorothy.

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At 00:01:09,290, Character said: Mother, I feel fine.

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At 00:01:10,910, Character said: I think I'll sit right here while I
arrange for my food.

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At 00:01:23,290, Character said: How she is!

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At 00:01:24,970, Character said: My good man!

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At 00:01:34,160, Character said: May I be of service, Mr. Twain? I hope
so.

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At 00:01:37,760, Character said: I ** baffled by this thing.

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At 00:01:40,420, Character said: What's it supposed to be?

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At 00:01:42,360, Character said: An ashtray, sir.

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At 00:01:44,380, Character said: Is that right?

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At 00:01:45,480, Character said: Well, that's a mathematical
impossibility.

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At 00:01:47,960, Character said: A fire hazard to boot.

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At 00:01:52,000, Character said: I see the problem.

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At 00:01:54,040, Character said: I shall have something else pent up
right away, sir. Good.

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At 00:01:57,700, Character said: I make it a lifelong practice never to
smoke when I'm asleep and never to

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At 00:02:02,440, Character said: refrain when awake.

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At 00:02:04,110, Character said: Secret of my longevity.

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At 00:02:09,750, Character said: Dorothy?

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At 00:02:11,890, Character said: Do you know who that was?

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At 00:02:19,490, Character said: Oh, have you been out?

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At 00:02:21,710, Character said: 96 seconds.

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At 00:02:23,210, Character said: If this is as good a hotel as it
purports to be, they'll be up here

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At 00:02:27,410, Character said: three minutes.

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At 00:02:30,970, Character said: One minute.

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At 00:02:32,400, Character said: 42 seconds.

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At 00:02:34,040, Character said: Albert, this is what I call a four -star
hotel.

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At 00:02:41,100, Character said: Here you are, Mr. Twain, sir. Hope this
will suffice.

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At 00:02:44,200, Character said: It will.

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At 00:02:45,480, Character said: And I thought you might like the morning
paper, sir.

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At 00:02:47,880, Character said: You're the front page news.

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At 00:02:49,180, Character said: Oh, yeah?

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At 00:02:50,520, Character said: What's the matter?

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At 00:02:51,560, Character said: Don't you people have any wars or crimes
or scandals over here?

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At 00:02:55,100, Character said: No, sir. I mean, yes, sir.

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At 00:02:58,980, Character said: Here you are.

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At 00:03:00,120, Character said: Thank you, sir.

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At 00:03:02,000, Character said: If it isn't too much trouble, I'd rather
shake the hand of Mark Twain.

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At 00:03:05,160, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:03:08,060, Character said: What's your name?

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At 00:03:09,060, Character said: Monaghan, sir.

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At 00:03:09,800, Character said: Patrick. Clemens.

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At 00:03:11,340, Character said: Sam. Glad to meet you. Thank you.

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At 00:03:13,780, Character said: Thank you, Mr. Clemens, sir. Thank you.

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At 00:03:20,420, Character said: Would you like to get some more work
done?

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At 00:03:22,720, Character said: Tell me about the steamship captain.

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At 00:03:24,890, Character said: That's great material for the biography.

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At 00:03:26,510, Character said: Look at that headline.

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At 00:03:28,090, Character said: Mark Twain arrives in England, ascot
cuff stolen.

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At 00:04:04,750, Character said: 7 .30, Mom. Oh, my goodness, I hadn't
realized.

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At 00:04:08,310, Character said: I could go to bed, but play begins in
half an hour.

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At 00:04:12,430, Character said: Mother, Mr. Twain just g***t here.

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At 00:04:15,310, Character said: Can I stay just a little longer? No, no,
no, go on now.

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At 00:04:18,750, Character said: Bedtime is 8 o 'clock, and I must get to
the theater on time.

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At 00:04:28,490, Character said: Good night, dear.

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At 00:04:34,380, Character said: What would you feel like?

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At 00:04:36,780, Character said: You know, Albert, my wife, Libby, used
to sing this song to the children when

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At 00:04:40,480, Character said: they were young.

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At 00:04:41,460, Character said: Such good times we had.

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At 00:04:44,000, Character said: Sometimes we laughed so hard it'd hurt
and we couldn't catch our breath.

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At 00:04:49,400, Character said: Can't remember the last time I laughed
that hard.

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At 00:04:56,660, Character said: Are you excited about tomorrow?

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At 00:04:59,660, Character said: Well, I'm just afraid that Oxford is
going to realize the enormity of their

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At 00:05:03,880, Character said: mistake and call the whole thing off.

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At 00:05:14,780, Character said: I give you Dr.

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At 00:05:16,600, Character said: Samuel Van Horn Clemens, Mark Wayne.

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At 00:05:28,040, Character said: Most admirable and charming, sir. You
shake the sides of the whole world with

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At 00:05:32,760, Character said: your merriment.

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At 00:05:34,020, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:05:43,800, Character said: Well, I expect most of you read the
headline in the newspaper yesterday.

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At 00:05:48,800, Character said: Mark Twain arrives, ascot cup stolen.

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At 00:05:54,360, Character said: No doubt many a person was misled by...

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At 00:05:58,190, Character said: Those sentences joined together in that
unkind way.

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At 00:06:03,350, Character said: I can tell you here and now, I never saw
that cup.

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At 00:06:06,550, Character said: Somebody else snatched it before I had a
chance to.

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At 00:06:10,910, Character said: A few years ago, it pleased me beyond
measure when Missouri University made me

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At 00:06:17,150, Character said: doctor of laws because I know absolutely
nothing about laws except how to evade

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At 00:06:23,570, Character said: them and not get caught.

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At 00:06:26,430, Character said: Now today at Oxford I'm being made a
doctor of letters.

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At 00:06:30,990, Character said: All pure profit.

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At 00:06:34,430, Character said: Because what I don't know about letters
would make me a multimillionaire if I

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At 00:06:40,270, Character said: could turn it into cash.

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At 00:06:49,630, Character said: You look tired.

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At 00:06:53,550, Character said: No one should have to give so many
speeches in one day.

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At 00:06:59,450, Character said: I'm getting old, Albert.

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At 00:07:05,290, Character said: The last time Libby and I were in
England, in a room very much like this

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At 00:07:11,470, Character said: we g***t the cable that our dearest child

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At 00:07:18,050, Character said: Susie died suddenly at home.

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At 00:07:22,730, Character said: She was 24.

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At 00:07:27,910, Character said: Still amazes me.

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At 00:07:31,050, Character said: It's one of the mysteries of our
natures.

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At 00:07:35,810, Character said: What is?

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At 00:07:38,310, Character said: That a man all unprepared could receive
a thunder stroke like that and

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At 00:07:45,050, Character said: live.

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At 00:07:48,550, Character said: She was such a...

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At 00:07:51,880, Character said: Fleet and serious little girl.

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At 00:07:56,140, Character said: How I wish I paid more attention to
Susie, Clara, and Jean when they were

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At 00:08:04,360, Character said: But we're always too busy for our
children.

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At 00:08:08,700, Character said: We lavish gifts upon them, praise them
in their absence, but the most precious

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At 00:08:13,600, Character said: gift are time and attention, which means
so much to them.

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At 00:08:21,000, Character said: We give grudgingly and then throw it
away on others that don't really

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At 00:08:27,820, Character said: matter.

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At 00:08:30,020, Character said: Then one day, there comes a time when
you want your child's company

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At 00:08:36,400, Character said: more than anything in the world.

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At 00:08:46,440, Character said: But it's too late.

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At 00:08:57,800, Character said: You get some sleep now.

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At 00:08:59,940, Character said: Things will seem brighter when we set
sail for home in the morning.

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At 00:09:04,860, Character said: Albert, I'm going to give you two more
years. Two years to finish your research

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At 00:09:10,880, Character said: for my biography.

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At 00:09:12,720, Character said: Why only two?

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At 00:09:13,940, Character said: You'll have to be a hundred.

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At 00:09:15,560, Character said: No.

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At 00:09:16,760, Character said: I came in with Haley's Comet in 1835.

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At 00:09:19,780, Character said: It's coming again in a couple of years,
and I expect to go out with it.

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At 00:09:24,840, Character said: It'd be the greatest disappointment of
my life if I don't.

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At 00:09:53,200, Character said: I've hit upon the best way for you to
compile your notes for my biography.

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At 00:09:57,880, Character said: It came to me during the night.

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At 00:10:00,240, Character said: It is the pen that makes things so
difficult and time -consuming.

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At 00:10:04,240, Character said: I plan to hire a secretary who can do
this new shorthand writing, and she can

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At 00:10:11,060, Character said: write it down later, and you can edit
it. Good idea.

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At 00:10:14,220, Character said: Yeah. I'm going to go below and do some
work.

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At 00:10:16,740, Character said: Are you coming? Nah, you go on. I like
the air.

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At 00:10:19,720, Character said: All right. But if it turns cold...

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At 00:10:22,350, Character said: You come out of the wind.

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At 00:10:24,470, Character said: You're getting to be an old woman,
Albert.

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At 00:10:26,730, Character said: Don't you worry.

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At 00:10:28,150, Character said: I'm too much of an egotist to die before
you finish my biography.

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At 00:11:25,870, Character said: Excuse me, young lady, but I don't seem
to remember your name....