George Lopez Happy Birthdays S01E03 Subtitles

At 00:00:19,020, Character said: Oh, God, we're calling. He's going to be
a few minutes late. Well, yeah, when

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At 00:00:21,700, Character said: you see him, tell him I said... Hey!

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At 00:00:27,300, Character said: How come you didn't say hi to me?

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At 00:00:29,360, Character said: Hey, man, I went like that.

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At 00:00:32,000, Character said: You turned away before I came back up.

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At 00:00:35,220, Character said: Wait for me.

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At 00:00:59,120, Character said: What time you at?

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At 00:01:02,840, Character said: Right now, right now?

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At 00:01:06,820, Character said: Let's go!

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At 00:01:09,920, Character said: Okay, you guys all know the drill.

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At 00:01:12,040, Character said: Today's my birthday, but it's nothing
special.

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At 00:01:14,120, Character said: It's just a Wednesday, just like any
other Wednesday.

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At 00:01:17,480, Character said: Oh, come on, Dad. You're no fun. You
never let us buy you birthday presents.

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At 00:01:21,160, Character said: What are we celebrating, anyway?

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At 00:01:23,080, Character said: You're another year closer to death.

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At 00:01:27,280, Character said: Congratulations. Here's the tie.

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At 00:01:30,940, Character said: George, before you say no, I have a
little something for you. Angie, no.

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At 00:01:36,020, Character said: Relax. It's just something I made on the
computer.

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At 00:01:41,680, Character said: This certificate entitles you to win one
fight.

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At 00:01:47,220, Character said: Even though you are clearly losing
because you are obviously wrong.

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At 00:01:52,700, Character said: Offer not valid in public.

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At 00:01:58,480, Character said: Come on, Mom. That's not what he wants.

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At 00:02:00,240, Character said: Crappy birthday, Dad.

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At 00:02:01,760, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:02:03,240, Character said: Okay, so much for Mr. Sunshine.

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At 00:02:06,440, Character said: Max, you're the big 1 -0 next week. How
about this year we have your first

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At 00:02:11,600, Character said: really big birthday party?

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At 00:02:13,940, Character said: What are we celebrating anyway?

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At 00:02:15,660, Character said: I'm just another year closer to death.

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At 00:02:20,280, Character said: Okay, but double digits is a pretty big
deal. Don't you want to do something

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At 00:02:24,020, Character said: special? Nope.

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At 00:02:28,140, Character said: I don't either.

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At 00:02:32,700, Character said: That one we're raising right.

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At 00:02:36,580, Character said: What kind of kid doesn't want to have a
big birthday party?

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At 00:02:39,820, Character said: That is the saddest thing I've ever
seen.

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At 00:02:41,980, Character said: When was the last time you saw my mom in
a swimsuit?

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At 00:02:48,000, Character said: Well, you know he's only saying that
because he wants to be like his dad.

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At 00:02:50,900, Character said: What's wrong with that?

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At 00:02:51,940, Character said: All kids want to be like their dad.

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At 00:02:54,160, Character said: I'm a good driver like my dad.

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At 00:02:56,800, Character said: Difference is, when I leave for work in
the morning, I don't keep going for 35

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At 00:02:59,400, Character said: years.

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At 00:03:01,440, Character said: But with your promotion, we can afford
to do something really special this

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At 00:03:05,880, Character said: We could get a magician and a bouncy
house.

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At 00:03:07,880, Character said: Angie, come on. We've always had small
parties for the kids.

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At 00:03:10,900, Character said: Just because I'm making a little money
now doesn't mean we should start

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At 00:03:13,500, Character said: them. But you see how he lights up when
he goes to parties and they've g***t games

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At 00:03:17,000, Character said: and trampolines and cartoon characters?

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At 00:03:19,640, Character said: But do kids need all that stuff?

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At 00:03:21,460, Character said: Angie, think about it.

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At 00:03:23,040, Character said: When I was 10, there wasn't trampolines
and cartoon characters. I never went to

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At 00:03:27,100, Character said: Chuck E. Cheese.

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At 00:03:28,140, Character said: My mom said, you want to see a mouse?
Pull the refrigerator out.

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At 00:03:34,380, Character said: There's about five Chuckies running
around back there.

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At 00:03:37,700, Character said: Okay, how about we have a party, but we
keep it simple.

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At 00:03:40,280, Character said: 12 friends, Spider -Man, a few presents,
chocolate cake. No.

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At 00:03:44,200, Character said: Three friends, no entertainment, one
present, and a baked potato.

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At 00:03:51,690, Character said: I'm starting low.

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At 00:04:02,450, Character said: What's up?

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At 00:04:03,530, Character said: Hey, George, George, wait a second.
Stand right there. Right there, right

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At 00:04:20,519, Character said: My wish is that we all don't die in a
blazing inferno.

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At 00:04:23,260, Character said: George, it doesn't come true if you say
it out loud.

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At 00:04:28,560, Character said: Come on, Ernie, we've been friends a
long time, man. You know how I feel

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At 00:04:31,500, Character said: my birthday?

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At 00:04:32,240, Character said: Well, yeah, but you're manager now, and
everybody's going to do something for

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At 00:04:36,200, Character said: you, and I didn't want to be the only
one not sucking up.

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At 00:04:41,060, Character said: On a totally different subject, you
smell fantastic.

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At 00:04:46,640, Character said: Shut up.

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At 00:04:48,620, Character said: All right, everybody.

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At 00:04:54,390, Character said: cupcakes. If you really want to do
something for my birthday, you'll help

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At 00:04:57,430, Character said: a new safety record.

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At 00:04:58,910, Character said: If we make it two more days, I'll be the
first manager to deliver a full month

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At 00:05:03,310, Character said: without injuries in the history of the
company.

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At 00:05:08,030, Character said: On a related note, drug testing will
resume next Monday.

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At 00:05:14,710, Character said: Hi, everybody.

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At 00:05:16,190, Character said: Good to be back.

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At 00:05:18,230, Character said: Hey, everybody, look.

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At 00:05:19,730, Character said: It's accident Amy.

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At 00:05:26,890, Character said: arm you g***t from the drifter.

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At 00:05:28,210, Character said: Oh, you guys, my arm g***t crushed, not
torn off. See, everything is okay.

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At 00:05:36,230, Character said: Listen, Amy, while you're still
recuperated, why don't you spend the

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At 00:05:40,310, Character said: days working in my office where it's
nice and safe?

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At 00:05:42,790, Character said: I thought I was going to go back onto my
machine, you know, get back on the

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At 00:05:45,130, Character said: horse. Like they say, you crush my arm
once, shame on you, crush it twice.

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At 00:05:52,770, Character said: You're like a moth, aren't you, Amy?

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At 00:05:54,330, Character said: Don't worry, it'll still be there in
three days.

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At 00:05:56,510, Character said: Good to have you back, Amy.

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At 00:05:57,750, Character said: Hi.

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At 00:05:59,110, Character said: These are from the gang.

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At 00:06:00,810, Character said: We tipped in $25 for them.

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At 00:06:03,250, Character said: Well, I accidentally counted you. Oh.
But, you know, you can pay me whenever.

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At 00:06:05,830, Character said: Okay. Okay.

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At 00:06:28,840, Character said: Okay, I g***t Danny Boy on line one and
some guy from your credit card company

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At 00:06:33,800, Character said: line two.

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At 00:06:35,980, Character said: Give me Danny Boy.

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At 00:07:05,160, Character said: bucks on party catering.

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At 00:07:07,820, Character said: No, I didn't use my card for that
either.

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At 00:07:10,880, Character said: How much for decorations?

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At 00:07:13,120, Character said: Oh man, I see what's going on here.

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At 00:07:15,760, Character said: It's Angie.

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At 00:07:16,720, Character said: She's throwing a big party for Max and
we agreed not to.

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At 00:07:19,920, Character said: Oh, your wife too?

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At 00:07:22,400, Character said: I know, it's awful.

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At 00:07:25,080, Character said: That's right, she's gonna spoil him.

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At 00:07:27,620, Character said: No, I wouldn't call my wife a lying
tramp.

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At 00:07:32,160, Character said: I don't care if your wife is selfish in
bed.

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At 00:07:38,190, Character said: worried your boss might be monitoring
this call?

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At 00:07:41,990, Character said: Oh, hi, Phil.

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At 00:07:46,730, Character said: Thanks for the ride, Mom. See you
tomorrow. Bye.

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At 00:07:51,830, Character said: I'm not going anywhere.

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At 00:07:53,230, Character said: You're going to fight with Angie.

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At 00:07:56,470, Character said: I'm not even going to go out for a smoke
because I don't want to miss the

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At 00:07:59,510, Character said: beginning of the fight.

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At 00:08:01,450, Character said: Come on, Patch. Do your thing.

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At 00:08:07,290, Character said: There it is. Yes, the love I never g***t.

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At 00:08:16,260, Character said: Uh -oh, your father's home. Go hide
these bags in your room.

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At 00:08:19,040, Character said: Mom, why are you throwing Dad a surprise
birthday party anyway?

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At 00:08:22,280, Character said: I mean, why don't you put Moulin Rouge
on and dance around for him like you did

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At 00:08:25,520, Character said: on your anniversary?

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At 00:08:28,640, Character said: How'd you know about that?

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At 00:08:29,660, Character said: Oh, hey, don't worry about it. You're a
good example for me. I mean, you're a

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At 00:08:32,520, Character said: loving couple.

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At 00:08:33,400, Character said: My friends thought so, too.

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At 00:08:36,620, Character said: No more sleepovers.

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At 00:08:38,760, Character said: Showing your father a surprise birthday
party because he never had one as a kid.

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At 00:08:42,020, Character said: He's going to love it.

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At 00:08:47,660, Character said: Hey, George.

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At 00:08:48,960, Character said: Benny. Showtime.

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At 00:08:53,260, Character said: Everything okay?

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At 00:08:54,720, Character said: Let's talk in the yard. My mom wants to
smoke.

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At 00:09:11,060, Character said: Angie, do I look like a stupid man?

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At 00:09:13,740, Character said: What? Do I look like an...