George Lopez Maxs Big Adventure S01E04 Subtitles

At 00:00:03,669, Character said: George, there's a detective waiting for
you in your office.

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At 00:00:06,010, Character said: Do you have any idea why?

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At 00:00:08,790, Character said: No.

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At 00:00:10,210, Character said: Look, nobody is judging you. You are a
good man and you made a horrible

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At 00:00:16,190, Character said: You know, maybe it was for love, maybe
it was the drink, I don't know.

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At 00:00:19,990, Character said: Look, seriously man, just tell me what
you did so I can help you.

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At 00:00:23,970, Character said: I will shred files, I will lie, I will
do anything.

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At 00:00:29,960, Character said: Okay, here's the plan.

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At 00:00:32,280, Character said: I'll go talk to the cop.

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At 00:00:33,620, Character said: You go back to your desk and pretend
nothing's wrong. Do some work, okay?

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At 00:00:37,880, Character said: But don't pretend.

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At 00:00:39,460, Character said: Actually, do work.

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At 00:00:41,500, Character said: Hey, George.

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At 00:00:42,340, Character said: Hey, Jim. What brings you down here?

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At 00:00:44,420, Character said: You know this guy?

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At 00:00:45,620, Character said: Our kids go to the same school.

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At 00:00:48,340, Character said: Man, did we tear up career day or what?
You with your gun and taser and me

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At 00:00:52,420, Character said: showing the kids how to do inventory?

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At 00:00:55,000, Character said: Sorry to bother you, but I g***t a warrant
on one of your employees.

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At 00:00:58,830, Character said: I g***t to take him in.

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At 00:01:00,030, Character said: No way.

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At 00:01:01,030, Character said: One of my guys?

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At 00:01:02,910, Character said: Who ** I kidding? It could be any one of
them.

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At 00:01:05,790, Character said: Reggie Grant. He beat up some guy in a
bar last night.

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At 00:01:08,750, Character said: Reggie?

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At 00:01:09,770, Character said: Oh, man, no way, dude. I ride to work
with Reggie every day.

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At 00:01:12,770, Character said: Listen, George, I don't want to make a
big thing out of this. Could you just

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At 00:01:15,330, Character said: Reggie to come into your office?

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At 00:01:16,570, Character said: Yeah, sure.

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At 00:01:17,370, Character said: Hey, what happened to Reggie? He g***t in
a fight at a bar. Jimmy's g***t a warrant

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At 00:01:21,290, Character said: for his arrest.

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At 00:01:22,270, Character said: No, no, not Reggie. He's g***t the best
car in the carpool.

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At 00:01:27,690, Character said: It's g***t different temperatures on the
right and the left side.

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At 00:01:30,470, Character said: That's very important to me. I'm going
through the change.

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At 00:01:38,770, Character said: Hey, Reggie.

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At 00:01:40,370, Character said: Can I talk to you in my office?

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At 00:01:42,110, Character said: Is there a problem?

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At 00:01:43,430, Character said: No, I'm just setting up the new vacation
schedule.

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At 00:01:45,630, Character said: Oh, good. I think I g***t three weeks
coming.

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At 00:01:48,090, Character said: I think it's more like three to five.

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At 00:01:52,890, Character said: That's a cop, right?

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At 00:01:54,570, Character said: Yeah, I'm sorry, man.

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At 00:01:56,400, Character said: Why don't we just get this over with?

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At 00:01:58,180, Character said: Hey, who's up for lunch? Reggie, you
want to go?

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At 00:02:00,460, Character said: Not now, Ernie. Oh, come on. I'm buying
today, Tubby.

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At 00:02:04,920, Character said: You know, that's the second time in 24
hours I've been called Tubby.

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At 00:02:10,600, Character said: You know what I like to call people?

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At 00:02:13,400, Character said: Jim!

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At 00:02:16,640, Character said: I'm going to save you the embarrassment
of trying to wrestle me to the ground.

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At 00:02:22,440, Character said: I don't know what happened, but... At
least I don't have to buy Reggie lunch.

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At 00:02:26,330, Character said: I saved about 70 bucks.

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At 00:02:30,150, Character said: Okay, everybody relax.

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At 00:02:32,330, Character said: Just a little problem with our friend
Reggie.

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At 00:02:34,710, Character said: I'm sure he'll be okay.

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At 00:02:36,890, Character said: You know, it's not cool to ask if anyone
here is a felon, but just out of

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At 00:02:42,770, Character said: curiosity, how many of you can vote in a
national election?

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At 00:02:48,030, Character said: I wasn't joking.

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At 00:03:26,480, Character said: in the carpool.

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At 00:03:27,540, Character said: Jimmy Fatass, Joey Pitstains, Booger
Notes Johnny, and Lily.

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At 00:03:32,860, Character said: What don't you like about Lily?

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At 00:03:34,580, Character said: Oh, she never has a nice word to say
about anybody.

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At 00:03:38,620, Character said: Why don't we just let Ernie back in the
carpool, Mom?

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At 00:03:40,920, Character said: He had his chance. He's such a backseat
driver.

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At 00:03:44,600, Character said: Slow down, please slow down. Stop,
please stop. We're all gonna die.

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At 00:03:50,180, Character said: Mom, you're a plain chicken with a
train.

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At 00:03:55,020, Character said: I think we should find somebody with a
good car, somebody who can tell a story.

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At 00:03:58,940, Character said: That wouldn't be so bad either.

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At 00:04:00,700, Character said: I'm sick of being Miss Personality.

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At 00:04:06,020, Character said: Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad.

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At 00:04:07,720, Character said: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where are you going?

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At 00:04:09,960, Character said: I'm walking to school.

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At 00:04:11,400, Character said: Well, since when do you walk to school
by yourself?

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At 00:04:13,560, Character said: I'm 10, Dad.

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At 00:04:14,840, Character said: All my friends are walking to school by
themselves.

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At 00:04:17,700, Character said: Sorry, buddy. I don't think you're ready
yet.

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At 00:04:20,140, Character said: You still believe in Santa Claus.

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At 00:04:27,850, Character said: Santa Claus would think that you're too
young to walk to school by yourself.

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At 00:04:30,950, Character said: Did you talk to him?

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At 00:04:32,870, Character said: Yeah, we had lunch on Thursday.

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At 00:04:36,130, Character said: Your mom will drive you. Go get a
jacket.

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At 00:04:38,770, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:04:42,050, Character said: Hey, where did that come from? They're
working on a play about safety at

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At 00:04:45,570, Character said: and he feels he's ready to start walking
by himself.

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At 00:04:48,130, Character said: Absolutely not. He's too young.

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At 00:04:50,110, Character said: George, we let Carmen walk by herself
when she was ten.

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At 00:04:52,950, Character said: That was different. We used to live
right across the street from the school.

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At 00:04:55,710, Character said: was never out of my sight.

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At 00:04:57,340, Character said: And let's be honest, Angie, I mean,
Carmen was our first kid.

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At 00:05:00,520, Character said: She was like the canary in the coal
mine.

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At 00:05:03,760, Character said: Why don't we just talk about this after
you see the play? You might change your

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At 00:05:07,220, Character said: mind. Oh, man, I hope it's better than
that multi -faith holiday play they had

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At 00:05:11,140, Character said: where Abraham, Jesus, Muhammad, and
Buddha were all celebrating Kwanzaa.

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At 00:05:23,620, Character said: Street smart, street safe.

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At 00:05:26,160, Character said: I don't know why they're making these
kids do a play about staying away from

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At 00:05:28,780, Character said: strangers. That is a parent's job.

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At 00:05:31,000, Character said: I'll give you my play.

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At 00:05:32,540, Character said: Everyone is bad. Thank you. Thank you.

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At 00:05:36,640, Character said: Mom, this is important.

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At 00:05:38,320, Character said: You didn't teach me any of this stuff.
All you told me was if a stranger comes

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At 00:05:41,580, Character said: up to you and speaks Spanish, that'd
make me safe and make me exotic.

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At 00:05:45,240, Character said: I told you I'm going to do this through
the whole play. Max is nervous enough

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At 00:05:48,380, Character said: about remembering his lines.

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At 00:05:51,100, Character said: Hi. Thanks for coming, everyone.

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At 00:05:53,360, Character said: The kids have worked really hard on this
play.

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At 00:05:55,850, Character said: And they've learned that by being street
smart, they can be street safe.

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At 00:06:00,370, Character said: Hey, I have a question. Yes.

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At 00:06:02,610, Character said: That sign outside, no smoking, is that
just for the kids or for everybody?

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At 00:06:08,730, Character said: That's for everyone.

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At 00:06:10,770, Character said: How long is the play? Just under 20
minutes.

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At 00:06:15,050, Character said: I'll catch it on Broadway.

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At 00:06:19,510, Character said: Okay, let's begin.

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At 00:06:44,650, Character said: Our parents are picking us up in a half
an hour.

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At 00:06:47,270, Character said: Wrong.

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At 00:06:48,410, Character said: Rewind.

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At 00:06:52,150, Character said: Our parents are going to be here any
second.

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At 00:06:57,470, Character said: Right.

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At 00:06:58,630, Character said: Press play.

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At 00:07:01,130, Character said: Ridiculous. What are they going to learn
from this? Angie on operator VCR?

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At 00:07:05,430, Character said: Before they get here, can you help me
look for my frisbee over by those trees?

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At 00:07:14,480, Character said: You inch a dollar.

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At 00:07:17,720, Character said: We don't talk to strangers.

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At 00:07:19,640, Character said: You're not safe. You're not safe.

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At 00:07:23,080, Character said: Oh, here comes a nine -year -old kid
with a badge. Wow, that's going to help.

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At 00:07:28,020, Character said: Hey, that's my kid.

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At 00:07:31,820, Character said: Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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At 00:07:40,800, Character said: How's the flight? About a pack and a
half too long.

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At 00:07:47,920, Character said: when you walked up to the teacher
afterwards and demanded your tax dollars

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At 00:07:53,860, Character said: Come on, Angie. You think that play
helped Max?

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At 00:07:56,260, Character said: The only thing he's ready for is a tiny
stranger with a fake mustache who can't

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