The Madame Blanc Mysteries Antique Antics Bone S04E05 Subtitles

At 00:00:01,160, Character said: And for the final piece
of treasure of the day,

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At 00:00:04,000, Character said: let's head over to Elaine.

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At 00:00:06,240, Character said: So, who do we have next?

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At 00:00:09,040, Character said: I'm Gloria.
Good luck, Gloria.

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At 00:00:11,960, Character said: I'm now gonna hand you over

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At 00:00:13,240, Character said: to the expertly seasoned hands
of Elaine.

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At 00:00:17,920, Character said: Hello, Gloria.

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At 00:00:19,440, Character said: Psst!
So, where have you come from today?

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At 00:00:21,880, Character said: Oh, I'm the local mechanic.
Wonderful.

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At 00:00:24,440, Character said: Yeah. You look much younger
in real life.

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At 00:00:26,480, Character said: Oh!

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At 00:00:27,520, Character said: Too kind. So, what
have you brought along today?

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At 00:00:31,880, Character said: Amateurs!

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At 00:00:33,000, Character said: I've brought this painting.
Oh, this isn't a painting.

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At 00:00:35,440, Character said: It's a lithograph
by Robert Hillingford.

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At 00:00:39,640, Character said: Probably early 20th century.

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At 00:00:42,880, Character said: What's a lithograph?

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At 00:00:44,640, Character said: Hm.

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At 00:00:46,200, Character said: It's a printing process
using a flat stone or metal plate

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At 00:00:49,600, Character said: on which the image areas
are worked using a greasy substance

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At 00:00:53,760, Character said: so that the ink adheres to them

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At 00:00:56,120, Character said: whilst the non-image areas
are made ink-repellent.

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At 00:01:00,400, Character said: It's not painted on paper.

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At 00:01:02,480, Character said: Right.

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At 00:01:03,560, Character said: Mm-hm. Is it a family heirloom?

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At 00:01:06,440, Character said: No. It's always hung
in the garage toilet.

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At 00:01:08,440, Character said: I thought it looked posh,
so I brought it here.

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At 00:01:10,960, Character said: Well, it's an image
of Wellington at Waterloo.

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At 00:01:15,920, Character said: The ink distribution is...
very smooth.

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At 00:01:20,360, Character said: Right.

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At 00:01:21,400, Character said: And worth around...

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At 00:01:24,360, Character said: ..600 euro.

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At 00:01:26,160, Character said: Oh. Ooh!

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At 00:01:28,080, Character said: TITTERING

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At 00:01:29,160, Character said: Cut.

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At 00:01:30,520, Character said: OK. Brilliant.

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At 00:01:32,360, Character said: Everyone out to the terrace
for summing up with David,

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At 00:01:34,720, Character said: then on to the final link with Nick.

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At 00:01:37,800, Character said: Thank you so much
for bringing this today.

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At 00:01:39,840, Character said: It is absolutely stunning.

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At 00:01:41,840, Character said: Does it take pride of place...?

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At 00:01:44,280, Character said: They don't need the boom on this one
because David's been miked up,

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At 00:01:47,760, Character said: whatever that means.

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At 00:01:50,480, Character said: David's skin
is surprisingly good for his age.

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At 00:01:54,000, Character said: He hardly needed any powder.

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At 00:01:57,200, Character said: Well, he's probably had work done,
darling.

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At 00:01:59,520, Character said: Most of these TV types do.

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At 00:02:02,560, Character said: Oh, darling,
you're absolutely right.

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At 00:02:05,480, Character said: I must get the number
of his surgeon.

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At 00:02:10,840, Character said: Ready, Nick?

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At 00:02:22,320, Character said: And... action.

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At 00:02:25,480, Character said: What a wonderful time we've had
in the beautiful Sainte-Victoire.

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At 00:02:29,600, Character said: And next week,
get your castanets out

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At 00:02:31,960, Character said: as the European road trip continues.

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At 00:02:34,160, Character said: Bilbao, Spain.

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At 00:02:36,720, Character said: See you then.

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At 00:02:39,520, Character said: Cut!

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At 00:02:41,120, Character said: And that's a wrap.
CHEERING

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At 00:02:45,280, Character said: SCREAMING

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At 00:02:48,720, Character said: MURMOURING

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At 00:03:00,160, Character said: Call an ambulance!

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At 00:03:03,640, Character said: # Do you remember the first time

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At 00:03:07,680, Character said: # That my eyes set on you?

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At 00:03:13,600, Character said: # Your smile came from nowhere

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At 00:03:17,080, Character said: # For some time never

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At 00:03:19,600, Character said: # Or some time soon

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At 00:03:23,360, Character said: # The road is a long one

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At 00:03:26,600, Character said: # I was only passing through

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At 00:03:34,160, Character said: # I was only passing through. #

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At 00:03:46,320, Character said: Jean, we're having a nightmare.

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At 00:03:49,080, Character said: The rest of the crew
are stranded at Gatwick.

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At 00:03:52,040, Character said: God knows
how we're gonna film today.

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At 00:03:55,000, Character said: Well, why did you drive?
'Elaine won't fly.'

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At 00:03:58,160, Character said: And Paul doesn't trust the
baggage control with his equipment.

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At 00:04:01,520, Character said: And then trust the van
to break down!

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At 00:04:03,840, Character said: You're good to go.
But thanks for sending Gloria.

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At 00:04:06,920, Character said: I'll follow you up there
just in case she blows again.

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At 00:04:09,320, Character said: Brilliant. Thank you so much.

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At 00:04:11,360, Character said: Hey. Hey, Jean.

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At 00:04:13,520, Character said: Sorry about all of this.

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At 00:04:15,400, Character said: Oh. Hi, Paul.
Blimey, you're looking trim.

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At 00:04:19,320, Character said: Thank you very much, Jean.

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At 00:04:20,880, Character said: See you in a bit.
Thanks.

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At 00:04:23,240, Character said: See you later, love.

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At 00:04:25,000, Character said: See you, love.

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At 00:04:26,760, Character said: Hey, there's a queue
forming outside already.

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At 00:04:29,200, Character said: And there's a fella at the front
with what looks like a sleeping bag.

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At 00:04:31,960, Character said: That's a bit keen, innit?

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At 00:04:33,240, Character said: Oh, that must be the chap
that gave me this for Elaine.

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At 00:04:36,640, Character said: I must remember to pass it on.

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At 00:04:38,400, Character said: Antique Antics
is a very popular show.

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At 00:04:41,400, Character said: Thank you, Jean,
for suggesting they filmed it here.

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At 00:04:43,920, Character said: It was David's idea, actually.

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At 00:04:45,400, Character said: I'm surprised he came back
after what happened last time.

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At 00:04:47,800, Character said: Yeah,
I do feel a bit bad about that.

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At 00:04:49,560, Character said: What happened?

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At 00:04:50,640, Character said: Oh, David married a madman who tried
to kill him in Jean's house.

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At 00:04:53,400, Character said: Yeah. The producer, Paul,
is an old university friend of mine,

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At 00:04:57,480, Character said: and when he offered me the job
as a pundit on the show,

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At 00:05:00,000, Character said: well, I instantly offered David up
instead.

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At 00:05:02,560, Character said: Did you not fancy it?

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At 00:05:04,160, Character said: No, it's not my bag.

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At 00:05:06,080, Character said: But, David, he's always
first in the queue at the karaoke,

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At 00:05:09,400, Character said: and I thought it'd be right
up his street. And I was right.

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At 00:05:11,800, Character said: He's a big superstar now.

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At 00:05:13,040, Character said: You turned down Antique Antics?

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At 00:05:16,040, Character said: Are you mad?

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At 00:05:17,680, Character said: You could have made us all famous.

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At 00:05:20,440, Character said: No, it'd have made me famous,
Judith,

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At 00:05:23,120, Character said: and I couldn't think
of anything worse.

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At 00:05:25,280, Character said: But anyway, they're filming
in your beautiful summerhouse.

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At 00:05:28,560, Character said: I mean, how exciting is that?
Yes!

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At 00:05:31,720, Character said: That queue is getting massive.

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At 00:05:33,760, Character said: I might get housekeeping

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At 00:05:35,240, Character said: to set up a little drinks corner
for refreshments.

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At 00:05:38,360, Character said: Can't look a gift horse
in the mouth, eh?

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At 00:05:40,320, Character said: HE CHUCKLES

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At 00:05:41,440, Character said: Oh, once an entrepreneur,
always an entrepreneur.

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At 00:05:45,360, Character said: I'd better give him a hand.

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At 00:05:49,520, Character said: I'll say it again - that was
a very nice thing you did for David.

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At 00:05:53,680, Character said: Well, there...
Hm?

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At 00:05:55,680, Character said: ..might have been another reason
why I turned down the job.

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At 00:05:58,960, Character said: Oh, yeah?

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At 00:06:00,120, Character said: Well, I'd have spent
loads of time filming away,

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At 00:06:03,040, Character said: and right now,
I'm exactly where I wanna be.

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At 00:06:07,200, Character said: Well, that's a coincidence.

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At 00:06:09,440, Character said: They're here!

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At 00:06:11,360, Character said: Ooh.

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At 00:06:16,000, Character said: Hey, Jean, this is dead exciting.

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At 00:06:18,520, Character said: You never told me! I'm nipping home
for a painting to get it valued.

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At 00:06:21,840, Character said: If you want a painting valued,
I'll do it for you.

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At 00:06:23,920, Character said: Yeah. You can't get me on the telly.

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At 00:06:25,960, Character said: See you in a bit.

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At 00:06:27,080, Character said: SHE SCOFFS,
LAUGHS

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At 00:06:29,560, Character said: APPLAUSE

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At 00:06:30,720, Character said: Thank you. There she is.

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At 00:06:32,600, Character said: Hi! You look smashing. Oh.

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At 00:06:35,840, Character said: Hey, can I get one of those?

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