Just Looking (1999) Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:23,191 --> 00:00:27,191 www.titlovi.com 2 00:00:30,191 --> 00:00:31,234 When I was nine years old 3 00:00:31,776 --> 00:00:33,694 my mother gave me some money to put in the charity box, 4 00:00:33,778 --> 00:00:34,779 at Hebrew School. 5 00:00:35,738 --> 00:00:36,781 On the way 6 00:00:36,864 --> 00:00:38,866 I passed the bakery with crisp cookies in the window. 7 00:00:40,034 --> 00:00:41,077 I'm dying to buy one but, 8 00:00:41,452 --> 00:00:42,453 my mother would kill me. 9 00:00:43,579 --> 00:00:44,872 So, I go to school 10 00:00:45,122 --> 00:00:46,374 and put all the charity money in the box. 11 00:00:47,875 --> 00:00:48,876 On my way home, 12 00:00:49,085 --> 00:00:50,086 I stop at the bakery 13 00:00:50,336 --> 00:00:51,337 just to look. 14 00:00:52,296 --> 00:00:54,173 And this guy dressed in a Santa Claus suit 15 00:00:54,257 --> 00:00:56,801 says, "Hi kid, you like cookies? 16 00:00:57,468 --> 00:00:58,469 I g***t a whole bag full." 17 00:00:58,970 --> 00:00:59,971 And he gives them to me. 18 00:01:01,889 --> 00:01:02,890 When I get home, 19 00:01:03,266 --> 00:01:04,392 my mother sees the cookies 20 00:01:04,559 --> 00:01:05,560 and she says, 21 00:01:05,852 --> 00:01:07,311 "I gave you money for charity 22 00:01:07,645 --> 00:01:08,771 and you buy Christmas food?" 23 00:01:09,772 --> 00:01:11,774 I say, "No, somebody gave them to me." 24 00:01:12,733 --> 00:01:13,860 So she says, "Who?" 25 00:01:14,610 --> 00:01:15,611 "Who gave you the cookies?" 26 00:01:16,362 --> 00:01:17,530 And I say, "Santa Claus". 27 00:01:18,990 --> 00:01:21,117 Well, she smacks me on the back of the head 28 00:01:21,492 --> 00:01:22,702 throws the cookies in the garbage, 29 00:01:23,202 --> 00:01:24,203 and sends me to bed. 30 00:01:25,746 --> 00:01:27,582 The moral is, just because 31 00:01:27,665 --> 00:01:29,750 a kid's story sounds hard to believe 32 00:01:30,251 --> 00:01:31,502 doesn't mean it never happened. 33 00:01:32,378 --> 00:01:33,379 Okay? 34 00:01:34,255 --> 00:01:35,256 Okay. 35 00:01:58,571 --> 00:02:00,198 Last year when my father died, 36 00:02:00,990 --> 00:02:03,201 everybody in the neighborhood came to pay their respects 37 00:02:03,409 --> 00:02:04,577 to me and my mother. 38 00:02:05,119 --> 00:02:06,621 One of them, Polinsky, 39 00:02:06,746 --> 00:02:08,414 the fat and creepy butcher 40 00:02:08,706 --> 00:02:09,790 had so much respect 41 00:02:09,957 --> 00:02:11,042 that he kept coming back. 42 00:02:11,834 --> 00:02:13,127 First, just for coffee, 43 00:02:13,836 --> 00:02:15,546 then, he started paying 44 00:02:15,630 --> 00:02:16,923 his respects by taking her to a movie 45 00:02:17,465 --> 00:02:18,883 or a Chinese restaurant. 46 00:02:20,843 --> 00:02:23,638 A few months later they went to a hotel in Catskills, 47 00:02:23,930 --> 00:02:25,681 where he respected her for the whole weekend. 48 00:02:29,018 --> 00:02:30,019 A couple of months after that 49 00:02:30,186 --> 00:02:31,646 he married her and moved in with us. 50 00:02:32,647 --> 00:02:34,607 Which is more respect than I could stand. 51 00:02:42,865 --> 00:02:44,742 My story starts at the beginning of summer. 52 00:02:45,952 --> 00:02:47,203 It was a real hot day 53 00:02:47,537 --> 00:02:48,538 but I was pretty cool. 54 00:02:49,205 --> 00:02:50,206 I was in the meat locker 55 00:02:50,790 --> 00:02:52,124 thinking about my favorite subject... 56 00:02:52,834 --> 00:02:53,835 s***x. 57 00:02:54,335 --> 00:02:56,379 When I was so rudely interrupted. 58 00:02:57,421 --> 00:02:58,714 Lenny? 59 00:02:59,006 --> 00:03:00,299 Lenny Levine? 60 00:03:01,342 --> 00:03:02,343 Now! 61 00:03:05,179 --> 00:03:06,222 Yes Mr. Polinsky? 62 00:03:06,848 --> 00:03:09,350 Do you think that a lovely woman like Mrs. Edelberg, here 63 00:03:09,475 --> 00:03:11,018 should have to schlep a three 64 00:03:11,269 --> 00:03:13,938 pound brisket, plus a whole bag of 65 00:03:14,021 --> 00:03:15,189 groceries from, 66 00:03:15,565 --> 00:03:17,358 all the way home, on a hot day? 67 00:03:19,068 --> 00:03:20,069 I'll carry for her. 68 00:03:20,528 --> 00:03:21,529 Really Mr. Polinsky, 69 00:03:22,071 --> 00:03:23,322 it's not necessary 70 00:03:23,698 --> 00:03:25,449 Oh, necessary, necessary? 71 00:03:25,950 --> 00:03:28,160 Is it necessary for you to walk past 72 00:03:28,244 --> 00:03:30,788 Leviton's meat market just to buy from me? 73 00:03:30,872 --> 00:03:31,998 Hmm? Hmm? 74 00:03:37,336 --> 00:03:39,130 You don't know how lucky you are to have Mr. Polinsky 75 00:03:39,213 --> 00:03:40,464 as your father, oh! 76 00:03:40,590 --> 00:03:41,591 He's not my father. 77 00:03:42,925 --> 00:03:44,427 Hmm, the man who puts food in your belly 78 00:03:44,510 --> 00:03:45,511 and clothes on your back, 79 00:03:45,595 --> 00:03:47,763 doesn't have to be blood to be considered a father. 80 00:03:48,556 --> 00:03:50,892 And who paid off the caterer for your bar mitzvah. 81 00:03:52,476 --> 00:03:55,354 Deeds Lenny. Deeds make a father. 82 00:03:57,190 --> 00:03:58,816 Mrs. Edelberg talks your ear off 83 00:03:59,317 --> 00:04:00,985 then she gives you a nectarine for a tip, 84 00:04:01,736 --> 00:04:03,362 but I didn't mind carrying her groceries home. 85 00:04:03,696 --> 00:04:05,448 It gave me a chance to get out and take in the scenery. 86 00:04:06,324 --> 00:04:07,366 Huh, believe me, 87 00:04:07,575 --> 00:04:09,994 The Bronx has some lovely scenery this time or year! 88 00:04:12,038 --> 00:04:13,080 I cry my eyes out, 89 00:04:13,372 --> 00:04:14,999 but it's worth it makes the brisket. 90 00:04:15,333 --> 00:04:16,918 Not like that watery crap they- 91 00:04:17,335 --> 00:04:19,420 Lenny? Are you listening? 92 00:04:19,712 --> 00:04:20,838 You're always so engrossed, 93 00:04:20,922 --> 00:04:22,924 what are you thinking about that could be so engrossing? 94 00:04:24,884 --> 00:04:25,885 Baseball. 95 00:04:31,724 --> 00:04:32,725 S***x. 96 00:04:36,062 --> 00:04:37,271 Have you ever noticed that a lot of 97 00:04:37,355 --> 00:04:38,356 things that aren't about s***x, 98 00:04:38,523 --> 00:04:39,565 remind you of s***x? 99 00:04:40,274 --> 00:04:42,693 Lately, everything I see reminds me of s***x. 100 00:04:43,444 --> 00:04:44,570 And I haven't even seen real s***x. 101 00:04:45,905 --> 00:04:46,906 Not yet. 102 00:04:54,705 --> 00:04:55,706 Lenny... 103 00:04:56,541 --> 00:04:58,084 look at this beautiful roast! 104 00:04:59,001 --> 00:05:00,002 I don't want any roast Ma. 105 00:05:00,962 --> 00:05:01,963 I don't understand. 106 00:05:02,588 --> 00:05:05,049 I marry a butcher and suddenly you're a vegetarian. 107 00:05:05,967 --> 00:05:06,968 Is this my punishment Lenny? 108 00:05:07,134 --> 00:05:08,719 Because if it is you're only hurting yourself. 109 00:05:09,345 --> 00:05:11,430 Jewish boys do not eat just vegetables. 110 00:05:12,014 --> 00:05:13,641 You're still growing, you need your red meat. 111 00:05:14,183 --> 00:05:15,268 Shh, he's here. 112 00:05:15,393 --> 00:05:16,602 I don't want a scene at the table. 113 00:05:25,736 --> 00:05:26,737 What are you doing? 114 00:05:28,614 --> 00:05:31,158 They are, they um g***t, g***t locked together. 115 00:05:32,743 --> 00:05:33,870 Go throw some cold water on them. 116 00:05:35,621 --> 00:05:36,622 So, Lenny, were you um, 117 00:05:37,248 --> 00:05:39,166 charming to Mrs. Edelberg this afternoon? 118 00:05:40,084 --> 00:05:41,127 I told her she had a nice dress. 119 00:05:42,420 --> 00:05:44,046 Oh, good boy, good boy. 120 00:05:44,547 --> 00:05:46,465 That's the secret to a successful business, 121 00:05:46,549 --> 00:05:48,301 always flatter the ladies. 122 00:05:48,801 --> 00:05:50,636 A wink, a smile, a compliment. 123 00:05:51,679 --> 00:05:54,932 Ah Sylvia, you look gorgeous tonight. 124 00:05:56,517 --> 00:05:59,061 Ah, ok stop it. Not in front on the boy. 125 00:06:00,229 --> 00:06:01,230 It was disgusting. 126 00:06:01,606 --> 00:06:02,607 But I was determined 127 00:06:02,857 --> 00:06:04,609 I was going to see two people doing it. 128 00:06:05,776 --> 00:06:06,944 No matter what. 129 00:06:09,739 --> 00:06:11,949 That night while my friends were watching Uncle Miltie 130 00:06:12,783 --> 00:06:14,160 I set out to watch my mother 131 00:06:14,452 --> 00:06:15,453 hump Polinsky. 132 00:06:18,539 --> 00:06:19,540 Given the choice 133 00:06:19,957 --> 00:06:21,667 the people I really wanted to see doing it 134 00:06:21,751 --> 00:06:23,252 were Roy Rudders and Del Evans, 135 00:06:23,586 --> 00:06:24,754 but, you've gotta be realistic. 136 00:06:25,296 --> 00:06:26,506 What are the odds of Roy and Del 137 00:06:26,672 --> 00:06:27,715 spending a night in The Bronx. 138 00:06:28,382 --> 00:06:29,425 My Father always said, 139 00:06:29,550 --> 00:06:30,801 "Make the best of what you g***t." 140 00:06:31,093 --> 00:06:32,595 The best I had that night, 141 00:06:32,929 --> 00:06:35,223 was my mother and the fat butcher. 142 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:38,601 Sylvia I'm gonna finish. 143 00:06:38,684 --> 00:06:39,727 Okay. Okay. 144 00:06:39,810 --> 00:06:40,811 Are you ready? Are you ready- 145 00:06:40,895 --> 00:06:42,063 I couldn't believe it, I just 146 00:06:42,146 --> 00:06:43,439 started and he's already finishing....