Its.Pat.The.Movie.1994.720p.BluRay.H264.AAC-RARBG.ENG2b Subtitles

At 00:54:23,459, Character said: All right,
can I help you?

1217
At 00:54:24,794, Character said: Man: Sometimes I have
suicidal thoughts.

1218
At 00:54:26,862, Character said: I feel like I want
to jump off a building

1219
At 00:54:28,931, Character said: or slit my wrists or put
a bullet in my head.

1220
At 00:54:32,034, Character said: Well, have you
considered drowning?

1221
At 00:54:35,071, Character said: I mean, they say it's like God
giving you a big wet hug...

1222
At 00:54:38,474, Character said: forever.

1223
At 00:54:39,842, Character said: Stop calling here.

1224
At 00:54:43,813, Character said: Female chorus:
♪ Ooh, "Love Chair" ♪

1225
At 00:54:46,515, Character said: Announcer:
Tune in same time
tomorrow for more...

1226
At 00:54:49,485, Character said: Hey, you know when that
"On the air" sign is on,

1227
At 00:54:51,721, Character said: that means
you're on the air.

1228
At 00:54:53,055, Character said: Oh, heh heh. Oops.

1229
At 00:54:56,092, Character said: You know,
you're a natural?

1230
At 00:54:57,793, Character said: Well, your station's
listeners

1231
At 00:54:59,128, Character said: really bummed me out.

1232
At 00:55:00,529, Character said: They're
a bunch of crackpots.

1233
At 00:55:01,964, Character said: Well, Pat, those are
exactly the kind of people

1234
At 00:55:03,799, Character said: who call a radio talk show.

1235
At 00:55:05,434, Character said: Well, they're
too freaky for me.

1236
At 00:55:06,869, Character said: Why can't they just have
normal relationships?

1237
At 00:55:10,973, Character said: Pat, why don't you be
the new host of "Love Chat"?

1238
At 00:55:14,777, Character said: Great.

1239
At 00:55:16,479, Character said: I'm hired!

1240
At 00:55:27,156, Character said: Guess what, Kathy.
I g***t a job.

1241
At 00:55:30,025, Character said: I have a radio show
called "Love Chat."

1242
At 00:55:32,061, Character said: Yeah, I know, Pat.
That was my show.

1243
At 00:55:34,397, Character said: Well, small world.

1244
At 00:55:35,598, Character said: No, no. I g***t fired today.

1245
At 00:55:36,832, Character said: Oh, Kathy,
that's terrible.

1246
At 00:55:40,403, Character said: Why?

1247
At 00:55:41,771, Character said: Because they gave you
my show.

1248
At 00:55:43,906, Character said: Oh, that must be awful
for you, Kathy.

1249
At 00:55:47,009, Character said: Is there anything
I can do?

1250
At 00:55:48,844, Character said: Uh, yeah. Could you
give me my job back?

1251
At 00:55:50,780, Character said: I don't think
they'd go for that
down at the station.

1252
At 00:55:53,582, Character said: Plus, I wouldn't do it

1253
At 00:55:55,084, Character said: because I really
need this job.

1254
At 00:55:57,086, Character said: Well, then do me a favor
and get out of here!

1255
At 00:55:59,555, Character said: - Okay?
- I'd better go.

1256
At 00:56:01,657, Character said: Ramrod. Ramrod.

1257
At 00:56:04,059, Character said: Come on, baby, be the one.

1258
At 00:56:05,428, Character said: - [buzzing]
- Come to Papa.

1259
At 00:56:06,695, Character said: Access denied.
[chuckling]

1260
At 00:56:08,998, Character said: [muttering]

1261
At 00:56:11,200, Character said: [laughing]

1262
At 00:56:12,701, Character said: [buzzing]

1263
At 00:56:15,037, Character said: Pig! I'm sorry.

1264
At 00:56:16,839, Character said: Okay.

1265
At 00:56:18,641, Character said: [female chorus scatting]

1266
At 00:56:22,111, Character said: Announcer:
You're listening to KVIB FM.

1267
At 00:56:26,215, Character said: And now for the southland's
hottest talk radio,

1268
At 00:56:28,584, Character said: here's Pat.

1269
At 00:56:30,486, Character said: Hi. This is "Pat Chat."

1270
At 00:56:33,456, Character said: And I'm your host,
Pat Riley. [chuckling]

1271
At 00:56:36,892, Character said: I'm ready to listen

1272
At 00:56:38,594, Character said: to all of your most personal
and intimate problems

1273
At 00:56:41,664, Character said: and then, uh,
solve them for you,

1274
At 00:56:44,133, Character said: so, uh, let's take
our first call.

1275
At 00:56:48,671, Character said: Woman: I've contracted
a horrible disease,

1276
At 00:56:50,940, Character said: and I've been told I don't
have much time to live.

1277
At 00:56:53,709, Character said: [sobbing]
What should I do?

1278
At 00:56:55,678, Character said: [baby crying]

1279
At 00:56:57,546, Character said: Why don't you go
1-800-Waah-waah-waah

1280
At 00:57:00,583, Character said: waah-waah waah-waah?
[chuckling]

1281
At 00:57:03,252, Character said: All right, next call.

1282
At 00:57:05,821, Character said: Kyle: Pat, I-- I--
I like to dress up

1283
At 00:57:08,824, Character said: like my sexually ambiguous
neighbor

1284
At 00:57:10,860, Character said: [cuckoo cuckoo]

1285
At 00:57:10,860, Character said: and prance around
the apartment all night.

1286
At 00:57:12,561, Character said: Sure you do,
Mr. Looney Tunes.

1287
At 00:57:14,196, Character said: Adios!

1288
At 00:57:15,598, Character said: I'm tired of these cranks.

1289
At 00:57:17,666, Character said: Let's screen these callers,
people.

1290
At 00:57:27,610, Character said: [doorbell rings]

1291
At 00:57:33,782, Character said: Hi. Blast from your past.

1292
At 00:57:36,819, Character said: Hi. I'm a famous
radio personality now.

1293
At 00:57:40,155, Character said: That's really-- That's great.

1294
At 00:57:41,857, Character said: Uh, Pat, there's something
I have to tell you.

1295
At 00:57:47,196, Character said: Can I come in?

1296
At 00:57:51,200, Character said: Pat, you know, I never want
you and I to be enemies, okay?

1297
At 00:57:54,970, Character said: But, uh, I have to go away
for a little while.

1298
At 00:57:59,108, Character said: Where?

1299
At 00:58:00,609, Character said: I'm leaving on Sunday
at 5:30 for Tibet,

1300
At 00:58:02,912, Character said: on a spiritual quest.

1301
At 00:58:05,080, Character said: A quest?

1302
At 00:58:07,082, Character said: Yeah. Um, I'm gonna be gone
for at least a year, Pat.

1303
At 00:58:10,953, Character said: What?

1304
At 00:58:12,655, Character said: So I really thought
it was important

1305
At 00:58:14,056, Character said: that I come by and tell you

1306
At 00:58:15,758, Character said: that I think I'm probably
always gonna love you, Pat.

1307
At 00:58:17,726, Character said: Well, then great! Then we
have no problems, then.

1308
At 00:58:21,030, Character said: No, Pat.
What I'm trying to say

1309
At 00:58:23,165, Character said: that I'm really sorry
it didn't work out between us.

1310
At 00:58:25,801, Character said: Well--

1311
At 00:58:28,270, Character said: Well, I'm also sorry

1312
At 00:58:29,972, Character said: that you couldn't have
been more sensible.

1313
At 00:58:35,945, Character said: Goodbye, Pat.

1314
At 00:58:47,089, Character said: People. Can't live with them,

1315
At 00:58:49,725, Character said: and you can't live
without them.

1316
At 00:58:51,293, Character said: Ohh...

1317
At 00:58:56,932, Character said: D***n, I must have missed it.

1318
At 00:58:58,968, Character said: [Kyle imitating Pat's voice]
There's only three left.

1319
At 00:59:01,737, Character said: I know that. Thank you.

1320
At 00:59:03,939, Character said: [chuckling]

1321
At 00:59:05,741, Character said: Zymase.

1322
At 00:59:12,014, Character said: Access denied. [chuckling]

1323
At 00:59:15,150, Character said: Zymotic?

1324
At 00:59:23,959, Character said: Ohh...

1325
At 00:59:28,664, Character said: Zythum.

1326
At 00:59:30,866, Character said: Please work.

1327
At 00:59:36,739, Character said: We're in. We're in!

1328
At 00:59:39,274, Character said: We're in, we're in.

1329
At 00:59:40,676, Character said: We're in, we're in.

1330
At 00:59:42,111, Character said: We're in.

1331
At 00:59:44,346, Character said: We're in.

1332
At 00:59:45,814, Character said: Ohh...

1333
At 00:59:47,282, Character said: We're in, we're in, we're in,

1334
At 00:59:49,652, Character said: we're in, we're in, we're in.

1335
At 00:59:51,353, Character said: We're in, we're in.

1336
At 00:59:53,389, Character said: The diary.

1337
At 01:00:01,664, Character said: "Once I g***t it home,
I realized I didn't like it.

1338
At 01:00:04,266, Character said: "I mean, who wants
a plaid bath mat anyway?

1339
At 01:00:06,368, Character said: "So I took it back
and exchanged it

1340
At 01:00:08,170, Character said: "for a delicious tan one.

1341
At 01:00:09,371, Character said: Well, more brown, really."

1342
At 01:00:13,876, Character said: Pat on radio: ...be all tender
and sumptuous enough

1343
At 01:00:16,078, Character said: to bring tears to your eyes.

1344
At 01:00:17,813, Character said: And people everywhere
are making Tom Chuck's

1345
At 01:00:19,982, Character said: their dinnertime destination.

1346
At 01:00:22,051, Character said: Come and enjoy!

1347
At 01:00:25,020, Character said: All right, sounds good.

1348
At 01:00:28,390, Character said: Okay, I'll remind you

1349
At 01:00:30,292, Character said: this is KVIB. I'm Pat.

1350
At 01:00:33,262, Character said: You know what I
always say:

1351
At 01:00:34,830, Character said: we're made for each other.
[sputter]

1352
At 01:00:37,733, Character said: Oh, Pat.

1353
At 01:00:39,168, Character said: [chuckling]

1354
At 01:00:39,168, Character said: Pat.

1355
At 01:00:49,378, Character said: Always try to be equal
partners in a relationship.

1356
At 01:00:53,348, Character said: Thank you very much.

1357
At 01:00:54,883, Character said: I'm Pat,
and I'm here all night,

1358
At 01:00:56,885, Character said: ready to lend
a sympathetic ear.

1359
At 01:00:59,755, Character said: Let's take our next call.

1360
At 01:01:01,790, Character said: Hello.

1361
At 01:01:03,092, Character said: Chris: Hi, Pat.

1362
At 01:01:04,359, Character said: Hello.
Don't waste my time.

1363
At 01:01:06,762, Character said: What's your name,
caller?

1364
At 01:01:08,197, Character said: Well, it's--

1365
At 01:01:09,732, Character said: You can call me
Chris, Pat.

1366
At 01:01:12,401, Character said: All right, Chris,
what's your problem?

1367
At 01:01:15,104, Character said: Well, I had this special
someone in my life--

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