09-03 Back To Earth - Part 3 Subtitles

At 00:00:35,240, Character said: KRYTEN: Initiating landing procedure.
Everyone on standby.

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At 00:00:37,880, Character said: Cabin crew. Prepare for landing.

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At 00:00:39,880, Character said: CAT: Security checks commencing.
All personnel in position.

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At 00:00:42,080, Character said: -Everyone returned from the restroom?
-ALL: Check.

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At 00:00:44,680, Character said: -All little tables folded away?
-ALL: Check.

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At 00:00:47,280, Character said: -CAT: Seat belts on?
-ALL: Check.

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At 00:00:49,240, Character said: Winkers to shutdown. Landing gear down.

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At 00:00:51,720, Character said: Requesting landing line.

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At 00:00:53,320, Character said: Suggest left hand traffic pattern, sir,

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At 00:00:55,520, Character said: towards that landing light edifice
at the end of the street.

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At 00:00:58,680, Character said: LISTER: Applying brakes now.
Velocity decreasing.

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At 00:01:01,960, Character said: KRYTEN: Revs 2,000 and dwindling.

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At 00:01:03,720, Character said: CAT: Pavement in sight.
Landing lights locked.

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At 00:01:06,160, Character said: KRYTEN: Standby, we're attempting
to stop. Good luck everybody.

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At 00:01:10,680, Character said: Handbrake engaging. Ignition off.

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At 00:01:15,280, Character said: -Wow, we made a good landing.
-Well done, everyone.

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At 00:01:18,400, Character said: -Okay, doors to manual.
-Check.

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At 00:01:21,000, Character said: Disembark in your own time, gentlemen.

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At 00:01:31,000, Character said: What sort of God forsaken place is this?

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At 00:01:33,600, Character said: -This is worse than Rimmer World.
-Get out of town, this is brilliant.

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At 00:01:37,240, Character said: This is just like where I grew up
except there's less burning cars.

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At 00:01:40,440, Character said: I'll find out where Mr Charles is from
that information droid.

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At 00:01:46,560, Character said: Salutations, old droid, sir.

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At 00:01:48,840, Character said: I'm looking for the actor,
Craig Charles. Can you direct?

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At 00:01:52,880, Character said: KRYTEN: Perhaps it's over-heated.
Are you usually that red?

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At 00:01:56,080, Character said: I'm going to place this instrument
into your voice unit

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At 00:01:58,240, Character said: and I want you to say, "Ah".

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At 00:02:00,800, Character said: -Hi, it's me. Where are you?
-CRAIG: I'm in the Rovers, kid. Why?

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At 00:02:03,200, Character said: See you in a minute.

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At 00:02:06,720, Character said: Seems to be some sort of
malfunction, sirs.

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At 00:02:09,840, Character said: (BEEPING)

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At 00:02:16,800, Character said: Good grief. Vandals have stolen
the droid's entire hard drive

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At 00:02:21,280, Character said: and stuffed envelopes
through its voice unit.

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At 00:02:23,840, Character said: -What kind of place is this?
-Let's ask in the shop.

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At 00:02:27,800, Character said: Let me do the talking, sir.
I've been studying the dialect.

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At 00:02:32,120, Character said: I'll wait outside, guard car bug.

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At 00:02:37,760, Character said: Earth, man.

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At 00:02:39,240, Character said: (SNIFFS)

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At 00:02:40,400, Character said: Smell those chip butties.

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At 00:02:43,520, Character said: (DOOR OPENS)

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At 00:02:48,480, Character said: Hiya chuck, pal, love, sir.
We're looking, I mean, looooking,

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At 00:02:53,800, Character said: for granny-grabbing,
philandering taxi driver,

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At 00:02:56,200, Character said: Lloyd Mullaney,
as played by Craig Charles.

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At 00:03:00,360, Character said: I think he's in the Rovers
learning his lines.

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At 00:03:03,520, Character said: Is this some sort of joke?

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At 00:03:05,640, Character said: The Rovers? Well, I'll stand at
the bottom of our stairs

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At 00:03:08,440, Character said: and eat a barm cake. We were just
past that, weren't we, lads?

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At 00:03:12,440, Character said: -Aye, we were, weren't we?
-(SIGHS) What a load of numpties.

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At 00:03:16,000, Character said: -Get your keks on, lads, we're sorted.
-Quality.

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At 00:03:19,280, Character said: -Mint.
-Ta very much, chuck, pal, love, sir.

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At 00:03:22,400, Character said: -See ya.
-Ta-ra, pet.

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At 00:03:25,320, Character said: Good job, chaps. We were so authentic
it was frightening.

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At 00:03:34,760, Character said: Oi. You'll never guess
who I've just seen.

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At 00:03:37,000, Character said: All your mates from Red Dwarf.

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At 00:03:38,640, Character said: -They're outside.
-Serious?

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At 00:03:41,040, Character said: Yeah. They've just landed in
a little spaceship,

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At 00:03:44,800, Character said: it was green, what's it called?

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At 00:03:47,520, Character said: Listen, mate, don't mess about.
I've g***t loads of lines to learn.

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At 00:03:50,200, Character said: I've g***t a massive scene this afternoon.

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At 00:03:51,840, Character said: But I'm serious. I know what I saw.

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At 00:03:55,320, Character said: -Even you were there.
-I was there? How many have you had?

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At 00:04:00,160, Character said: Well, I've had a couple, but listen,
I've just seen you.

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At 00:04:02,640, Character said: So high, ugly, it's definitely you.

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At 00:04:09,760, Character said: Hi, guys. What are you doing here?

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At 00:04:12,400, Character said: Ah, Mr Charles, sir. My name is Kryten.

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At 00:04:15,280, Character said: I'm a fictitious character from the
television series Red Dwarf

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At 00:04:18,800, Character said: and we really need your help.

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At 00:04:20,920, Character said: Told you.

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At 00:04:22,320, Character said: (DOOR OPENS)

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At 00:04:28,000, Character said: You're the only one
that can help us, man.

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At 00:04:31,880, Character said: I've heard about these.
They're called flashbacks, flashbacks.

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At 00:04:36,200, Character said: -I know you don't exist.
-Okay, no need to rub it in.

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At 00:04:39,240, Character said: Just give us the address
of whoever created us

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At 00:04:41,400, Character said: and we'll jump into Starbug
and be out of here.

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At 00:04:43,880, Character said: -Starbug?
-I just told you.

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At 00:04:46,040, Character said: They landed outside the Kabin.

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At 00:04:47,840, Character said: That is okay, isn't it?
We're not going to get a ticket, are we?

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At 00:04:50,560, Character said: You're not all here.
I know you're not all here.

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At 00:04:53,760, Character said: He's not all here,
but the rest of us are.

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At 00:04:55,760, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:04:56,960, Character said: You see, sir, we're from an
alternate dimension

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At 00:04:58,960, Character said: and we need answers, like
how many episodes do we have left?

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At 00:05:02,920, Character said: Um, I know how many episodes
you've g***t left.

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At 00:05:06,480, Character said: -How many?
-Er, one.

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At 00:05:10,480, Character said: It's called Back to Earth, Part 3.
Script due in a couple of days.

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At 00:05:17,320, Character said: All we need from you is an address, bud.

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At 00:05:20,600, Character said: -We've g***t to speak to our creator.
-And I've g***t to get back to the Priory.

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At 00:05:26,560, Character said: I ** so glad I'm not him.
The guy's a wreck

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At 00:05:29,960, Character said: and pretending to be somebody else
all day, that's no way to make a living.

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At 00:05:33,160, Character said: Smeghead.

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At 00:06:09,360, Character said: (DOORBELL RINGS)

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At 00:06:59,160, Character said: Visitors, sir.

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At 00:07:07,560, Character said: I'm surprised you didn't find me sooner.

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At 00:07:10,720, Character said: It's not an easy thing to find
your creator.

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At 00:07:14,080, Character said: And how can he assist you?

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At 00:07:16,560, Character said: We want more life, smegger.

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At 00:07:20,000, Character said: A series cancellation sequence
can't be revised once it's established.

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At 00:07:24,760, Character said: What about all the loose ends,
me and Kochanski, getting back home?

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At 00:07:31,400, Character said: I grew weary of you.

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At 00:07:34,760, Character said: Does this mean this is our
last episode, sir?

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At 00:07:37,960, Character said: The light that burns twice as bright,
burns half as long.

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At 00:07:41,640, Character said: Yeah, but the light that burns half
as bright burns four times as long.

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At 00:07:46,120, Character said: But the light that burns three-quarters
as bright burns five-eighths as long

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At 00:07:49,440, Character said: as the light that burns a quarter
as bright as the light that's gone out.

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At 00:07:53,960, Character said: I'd have needed a calculator for that.

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At 00:07:55,960, Character said: The point is, gentlemen, you have all
burned so very, very brightly

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At 00:08:00,480, Character said: and for so very, very long
just like the red dwarf star itself.

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At 00:08:06,200, Character said: Nothing lasts forever, not even...

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At 00:08:11,200, Character said: Banks.

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At 00:08:14,560, Character said: What about a Kryten spin-off series?
I could be his sidekick.

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At 00:08:18,240, Character said: Or a sitcom? I'd even do a sitcom,
anything, anything to stay alive.

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At 00:08:22,000, Character said: -What about a show about cats?
-That'd never work.

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At 00:08:24,320, Character said: Look, what you need is me and Kryten
thrown back in time

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At 00:08:28,000, Character said: like a new kind of Robin Hood
and each week he gets captured

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At 00:08:31,240, Character said: and is about to be burnt at the stake

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At 00:08:33,000, Character said: for witchcraft or just having
a stupid head and each week I,

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At 00:08:36,240, Character said: in a different new
brave new way, rescue him, bravely.

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At 00:08:41,840, Character said: All right it s***s. Fair enough.

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At 00:08:46,600, Character said: Your deaths will be magnificent.

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At 00:08:49,800, Character said: Sad and beautiful.

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At 00:08:53,600, Character said: The shooting script.

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At 00:08:56,160, Character said: Let me describe it for you.

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At 00:08:58,320, Character said: You try to escape your destiny and run.

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At 00:09:02,880, Character said: I give chase.

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At 00:09:10,680, Character said: (PEOPLE CLAMOURING)

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At 00:09:20,720, Character said: Move out of my way.

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At 00:09:25,680, Character said: Move.

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At 00:09:30,160, Character said: Move. Move. Move. Out of my way.

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At 00:09:38,680, Character said: (GUN SHOTS)

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