The.Social.Network.2010.1080p.BluRay.x265-RARBG Subtitles

At 00:00:16,683, Character said: Did you know there are more people
with genius IQs living in China

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At 00:00:19,102, Character said: than there are people of any kind
living in the United States?

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At 00:00:21,229, Character said: - That can't possibly be true.
- It is.

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At 00:00:23,106, Character said: What would account for that?

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At 00:00:24,232, Character said: Well, first, an awful lot of people
live in China, but here's my question.

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At 00:00:27,318, Character said: How do you distinguish yourself
in a population of people

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At 00:00:29,529, Character said: who all g***t 1600 on their SATs?

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At 00:00:31,448, Character said: - I didn't know they take SATs in China.
- They don't.

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At 00:00:33,324, Character said: I wasn't talking about China anymore,
I was talking about me.

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At 00:00:35,535, Character said: You g***t a 1600?

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At 00:00:37,078, Character said: Yes. I could sing in an a cappella group,
but I can't sing.

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At 00:00:38,997, Character said: Does that mean you actually
g***t nothing wrong?

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At 00:00:40,290, Character said: I could row crew or invent a $25 PC.

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At 00:00:42,667, Character said: Or you could get into a final club.

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At 00:00:44,002, Character said: Or I get into a final club.

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At 00:00:45,628, Character said: You know, from a woman's perspective,

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At 00:00:46,920, Character said: sometimes not singing in
an a cappella group is a good thing.

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At 00:00:48,882, Character said: This is serious.

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At 00:00:50,008, Character said: On the other hand,
I do like guys who row crew.

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At 00:00:51,550, Character said: Well, I can't do that.

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At 00:00:53,720, Character said: I was kidding.

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At 00:00:55,180, Character said: And, yes, I g***t nothing wrong on the test.

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At 00:00:56,430, Character said: - Have you ever tried?
- I'm trying right now.

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At 00:00:58,308, Character said: - To row crew?
- To get into a final club.

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At 00:01:00,226, Character said: To row crew? No.
Are you, like, whatever, delusional?

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At 00:01:02,562, Character said: Maybe it's just sometimes
you say two things at once.

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At 00:01:04,606, Character said: I'm not sure which one
I'm supposed to be aiming at.

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At 00:01:06,232, Character said: But you've seen guys who row crew, right?

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At 00:01:08,234, Character said: No.

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At 00:01:09,360, Character said: Okay, well, they're bigger than me.
They're world-class athletes.

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At 00:01:11,529, Character said: And a second ago,
you said you like guys who row crew

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At 00:01:13,073, Character said: so I assumed you had met one.

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At 00:01:14,199, Character said: I guess I just meant I like the idea of it.
You know, the way a girl likes cowboys.

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At 00:01:18,745, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:01:20,246, Character said: Should we get something to eat?

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At 00:01:21,414, Character said: Would you like to talk
about something else?

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At 00:01:23,500, Character said: No. It's just since the beginning of
the conversation about finals club,

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At 00:01:26,795, Character said: I think I may have missed a birthday.

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At 00:01:29,464, Character said: There are really more people in China with
genius IQs than the entire population...

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At 00:01:32,717, Character said: The Phoenix is the most diverse.
The Fly Club... Roosevelt punched the Porc.

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At 00:01:36,137, Character said: Which one?

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At 00:01:37,305, Character said: The Porcellian, the Porc.
It's the best of the best.

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At 00:01:38,890, Character said: - Which Roosevelt?
- Theodore.

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At 00:01:42,060, Character said: Is it true that they send a bus around
to pick up girls

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At 00:01:44,145, Character said: who want to party with
the next Fed chairman?

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At 00:01:45,688, Character said: So you can see why
it's so important to get in.

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At 00:01:48,483, Character said: Okay, well, which is the easiest to get into?

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At 00:01:52,529, Character said: - Why would you ask me that?
- I was just asking.

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At 00:01:55,490, Character said: None of them. That's the point.

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At 00:01:57,742, Character said: My friend Eduardo made $300,000
betting oil futures one summer

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At 00:02:00,745, Character said: and Eduardo won't come close to getting in.

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At 00:02:02,163, Character said: The ability to make money doesn't
impress anybody around here.

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At 00:02:04,207, Character said: Must be nice.
He made $300,000 in a summer?

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At 00:02:07,544, Character said: - He likes meteorology.
- You said it was oil futures.

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At 00:02:09,963, Character said: You can read the weather,
you can predict the price of heating oil.

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At 00:02:12,257, Character said: I think you asked me that

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At 00:02:13,424, Character said: because you think
the final club that's easiest to get into

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At 00:02:15,300, Character said: is the one where I'll have the best chance.

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At 00:02:16,636, Character said: I... What?

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At 00:02:19,055, Character said: You asked me which one was
the easiest to get into

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At 00:02:20,682, Character said: because you think that that's the one
where I'll have the best chance.

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At 00:02:23,268, Character said: The one that's the easiest to get into
would be the one

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At 00:02:25,854, Character said: where anybody has the best chance.

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At 00:02:27,105, Character said: You didn't ask me which one
was the best one,

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At 00:02:28,773, Character said: you asked me which one
was the easiest one.

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At 00:02:30,483, Character said: I was honestly just asking, okay?
I was just asking to ask.

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At 00:02:33,987, Character said: - Mark, I'm not speaking in code.
- Erica.

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At 00:02:36,906, Character said: You're obsessed with finals clubs.

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At 00:02:38,867, Character said: You have finals clubs OCD
and you need to see someone about it

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At 00:02:41,327, Character said: who will prescribe you
some sort of medication.

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At 00:02:43,079, Character said: You don't care if the side effects
may include blindness.

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At 00:02:45,707, Character said: Final clubs. Not "finals clubs."

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At 00:02:49,669, Character said: And there's a difference between
being obsessed and being motivated.

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At 00:02:52,255, Character said: Yes. There is.

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At 00:02:55,175, Character said: Well, you do.
That was cryptic, so you do speak in code.

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At 00:02:56,926, Character said: I didn't mean to be cryptic.

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At 00:02:58,260, Character said: I'm just saying I need to do
something substantial

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At 00:03:00,096, Character said: in order to get the attention of the clubs.

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At 00:03:02,015, Character said: - Why?
- Because they're exclusive.

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At 00:03:04,517, Character said: And fun, and they lead to a better life.

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At 00:03:06,394, Character said: Teddy Roosevelt didn't get elected president

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At 00:03:08,020, Character said: because he was a member
of the Phoenix Club.

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At 00:03:10,064, Character said: He was a member of the Porcellian,
and yes, he did.

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At 00:03:12,400, Character said: Well, why don't you just concentrate
on being the best you you can be?

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At 00:03:16,362, Character said: Did you really just say that?

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At 00:03:17,447, Character said: I was kidding.

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At 00:03:19,032, Character said: Just because something's trite
doesn't make it less true.

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At 00:03:20,783, Character said: I wanna try to be straightforward with you

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At 00:03:21,950, Character said: and tell you I think you might
want to be a little more supportive.

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At 00:03:24,287, Character said: If I get in, I will be taking you
to the events and the gatherings,

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At 00:03:27,957, Character said: and you'll be meeting a lot of people
you wouldn't normally get to meet.

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At 00:03:32,295, Character said: You would do that for me?

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At 00:03:34,380, Character said: We're dating.

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At 00:03:35,965, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:03:38,927, Character said: Well, I wanna try and be
straightforward with you

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At 00:03:40,595, Character said: and let you know that we're not anymore.

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At 00:03:42,472, Character said: - What do you mean?
- We're not dating anymore. I'm sorry.

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At 00:03:45,099, Character said: - Is this a joke?
- No, it's not.

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At 00:03:47,227, Character said: You're breaking up with me?

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At 00:03:48,310, Character said: You're gonna introduce me to people

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At 00:03:49,646, Character said: I wouldn't normally
have the chance to meet?

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At 00:03:51,439, Character said: What the... What is that supposed to mean?

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At 00:03:53,316, Character said: - Wait, settle down.
- What is it supposed to mean?

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At 00:03:54,650, Character said: Erica, the reason we're able to sit here
and drink right now

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At 00:03:56,610, Character said: is 'cause you used to sleep
with the door guy.

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At 00:03:59,405, Character said: "The door guy"? His name is Bobby.
I have not slept with the door guy.

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At 00:04:03,159, Character said: The door guy is a friend of mine,
and he's a perfectly good class of people.

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At 00:04:07,664, Character said: And what part of Long Island
are you from, Wimbledon?

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At 00:04:10,290, Character said: - Wait. Wait, wait.
- I'm going back to my dorm.

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At 00:04:12,627, Character said: - Is this real?
- Yes.

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At 00:04:14,003, Character said: - Then wait, I apologize, okay?
- I have to go study.

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At 00:04:16,130, Character said: - Erica?
- Yes?

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At 00:04:17,507, Character said: - I'm sorry, I mean it.
- I appreciate that, but I have to go study.

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At 00:04:19,842, Character said: Come on, you don't have to study.
Let's just talk.

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At 00:04:22,178, Character said: - I can't.
- Why?

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At 00:04:23,513, Character said: Because it is exhausting.
Dating you is like dating a StairMaster.

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At 00:04:26,516, Character said: All I meant is that you're not likely to...
Currently...

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At 00:04:28,810, Character said: I wasn't making a comment
on your appearance.

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At 00:04:30,019, Character said: I was saying that you go to BU.
I was stating a fact, that's all,

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At 00:04:32,313, Character said: and if it seemed rude, then I apologize.

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At 00:04:33,439, Character said: - I have to go study.
- You don't have to study.

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At 00:04:34,857, Character said: Why do you keep saying
I don't have to study?

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At 00:04:36,276, Character said: 'Cause you go to BU.

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At 00:04:40,196, Character said: Do...