The.Art.of.Love.2022.1080p.WE Subtitles

At 00:00:55,200, Character said: Sorry I'm late, love.

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At 00:00:57,240, Character said: That's all right.

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At 00:00:58,480, Character said: This is what you get when people start
working from home.

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At 00:01:01,840, Character said: See you next week.

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At 00:01:15,360, Character said: How ** I doing, Susie?

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At 00:01:16,800, Character said: You have a performance drop
of seven percent compared to yesterday.

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At 00:01:20,440, Character said: Keep pushing hard.

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At 00:01:29,000, Character said: -Best driver in town.
-Gonna need a hand, mate.

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At 00:01:35,080, Character said: -D***n.
-These things don't get any smaller.

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At 00:02:03,280, Character said: Bugger.

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At 00:02:13,040, Character said: O***m complete.

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At 00:02:16,960, Character said: -I'm sorry about the mess.
-No problem.

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At 00:02:32,360, Character said: The usual?

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At 00:02:48,840, Character said: God.

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At 00:02:57,160, Character said: Lovely, darling.

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At 00:03:15,880, Character said: -Hope you enjoy it.
-Thank you.

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At 00:03:18,000, Character said: -What's your name, darling?
-Peggy.

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At 00:03:19,880, Character said: Peggy? Oh, that's a beautiful name.
I used to have a cat called Peggy.

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At 00:03:23,400, Character said: -Enjoy.

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At 00:03:28,840, Character said: And to what pretty name
** I dedicating this?

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At 00:03:31,120, Character said: It's a birthday gift. Her name's Angela.

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At 00:03:33,280, Character said: Her name's Angela?

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At 00:03:35,920, Character said: Well, I hope Angela enjoys it.

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At 00:03:40,440, Character said: -Hello, mate.
-Hello, big fan.

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At 00:03:42,360, Character said: Oh, good, good, grand.

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At 00:03:49,560, Character said: Hey.

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At 00:03:52,160, Character said: You just signed a gift for a friend.

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At 00:03:55,120, Character said: You guys always say that:
"For a friend."

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At 00:03:59,200, Character said: -You don't believe me.
-No.

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At 00:04:00,960, Character said: Do you think she'd prefer bath oils?

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At 00:04:03,640, Character said: -What would you prefer?
-The thing is: I don't like plastic.

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At 00:04:30,480, Character said: Shall I call you an Uber?

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At 00:06:08,040, Character said: Goldfinger…

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At 00:06:18,000, Character said: Good morning people!
It's your boy Adam Kowinski.

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At 00:06:22,480, Character said: It's another beautiful day
in a beautiful city,

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At 00:06:25,760, Character said: and have I g***t news for you!

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At 00:06:28,520, Character said: Now, believe it or not,
yesterday I had the prototype

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At 00:06:31,280, Character said: for the brand new XT-5 dangling
around my loins.

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At 00:06:34,640, Character said: In a nutshell: This thing rocks!

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At 00:06:37,840, Character said: Now firstly, this is as real as it gets.

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At 00:06:40,640, Character said: Secondly, the toy also reacts
to the movement of your hips.

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At 00:06:44,080, Character said: And if you throw in some extra pounding,
you get a bit more bang for your buck.

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At 00:06:47,600, Character said: Not to mention: A free workout.

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At 00:06:50,080, Character said: I'm sure you guys love training thighs
and tight arses.

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At 00:06:53,080, Character said: Speaking of tight arses,
the jeans I'm wearing:

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At 00:06:55,960, Character said: Now you guys can get these bad boys
with a 15% discount at Lola's.

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At 00:07:01,960, Character said: Just use the code: "Adam sent me."

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At 00:07:04,800, Character said: That's all for today guys, signing off.

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At 00:07:07,000, Character said: And do not forget: I love you all. Peace.

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At 00:08:16,720, Character said: Hi everybody, and welcome
to the 'Art of Love' Tester Conference!

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At 00:08:24,520, Character said: Now please,
give it up for our beloved host,

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At 00:08:28,720, Character said: Mister Hector!

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At 00:09:08,160, Character said: Three months ago, I had a vision.

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At 00:09:13,320, Character said: A vision that we, all together,
could improve love lives worldwide.

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At 00:09:19,760, Character said: Yes, brother!
That is something worth cheering for.

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At 00:09:24,280, Character said: Because today, I'm gonna give
all you lovely people,

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At 00:09:28,360, Character said: all you valued members of our big,
happy family

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At 00:09:31,760, Character said: something to really cheer for.

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At 00:09:37,840, Character said: The "Art of Love."

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At 00:09:43,440, Character said: The "Art of Love!"

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At 00:09:46,440, Character said: Today is the day we say goodbye
to the s***x toy,

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At 00:09:49,520, Character said: and we say "hello" to the love toy!

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At 00:09:56,720, Character said: Three years ago, the UK government
appointed a minister for loneliness.

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At 00:10:04,040, Character said: Because according to a recent survey,

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At 00:10:06,400, Character said: nine million people of all ages
feel lonely and unloved.

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At 00:10:10,920, Character said: And that, my family, is in England alone.

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At 00:10:16,880, Character said: The love toy is the salvation!

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At 00:10:22,640, Character said: So the love toy will not only fulfill
your wildest fantasy,

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At 00:10:27,680, Character said: the love toy will love you
for who you are.

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At 00:10:30,280, Character said: And with the love toy,

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At 00:10:33,080, Character said: you will never be lonely again.

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At 00:10:38,920, Character said: In six months' time,

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At 00:10:40,920, Character said: we will present the ultimate love toy
at the Venus Conference in Berlin!

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At 00:11:20,360, Character said: Have you tested "Adam’s Pleasure"
by any chance?

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At 00:11:23,480, Character said: -"Adam’s…" what?
-"Adam’s Pleasure."

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At 00:11:26,200, Character said: He's g***t his own signature line.
Those things have his exact dimensions.

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At 00:11:31,120, Character said: My wife says he's the best she's ever had.

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At 00:11:37,120, Character said: Right.

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At 00:11:40,560, Character said: For those of you
who have been with us for a while,

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At 00:11:43,200, Character said: you'll know that each year,

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At 00:11:45,040, Character said: as a company, we pay special tribute
to outstanding achievements.

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At 00:11:50,560, Character said: So, this year, the "Art of Love" Award

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At 00:11:54,080, Character said: goes to a person who supports our cause
with incomparable dedication and loyalty.

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At 00:12:01,440, Character said: For six years running,

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At 00:12:02,760, Character said: this person has amassed more test hours
than all of us!

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At 00:12:10,240, Character said: Ladies and gentlemen, go mad for,

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At 00:12:14,640, Character said: give it up for Mister Love himself,
Adam Kowinski!

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At 00:12:38,360, Character said: Well done brother, you deserve it.

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At 00:12:40,200, Character said: Keep up the good work,
I'm very proud of you, okay?

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At 00:12:45,000, Character said: So now, this year,
I'm gonna be super cheeky

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At 00:12:49,200, Character said: and give out a second award!

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At 00:12:53,720, Character said: The second award goes to a person
who understands human longing

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At 00:12:57,000, Character said: and sexual fantasies…

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At 00:12:59,520, Character said: like no other.

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At 00:13:02,160, Character said: Not only has she extensively tested
the toys

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At 00:13:05,040, Character said: but she has provided them with a soul.

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At 00:13:09,840, Character said: Her test reports are beautiful.

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At 00:13:14,320, Character said: In fact, they are so beautiful

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At 00:13:16,360, Character said: that we have used them
as product descriptions on our packaging.

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At 00:13:19,840, Character said: And this has resulted in an overwhelming
increase in sales!

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At 00:13:26,720, Character said: And she's been with us only
for five months, already a rising star.

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At 00:13:31,680, Character said: Ladies and gentlemen, make lots of noise,
give it up for Eva Parker!

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At 00:14:05,000, Character said: Welcome to the family, darling.

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At 00:14:08,040, Character said: Now our A-team here will play a major role
in the development of our new love toy.

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At 00:14:17,320, Character said: Ladies and gentlemen,

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At 00:14:19,760, Character said: the war on loneliness
has well and surely begun!

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At 00:14:26,920, Character said: Now, this is just the beginning.

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At 00:14:29,880, Character said: So we'll talk next week,

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At 00:14:31,920, Character said: but I want you two to go
and celebrate, okay?

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At 00:14:35,960, Character said: Ah, yes?

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At 00:14:42,920, Character said: Well, one size fits all…

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At 00:15:22,560, Character said: Hey, this is Hector,
can't take your call, you know what to do.

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At 00:15:26,400, Character said: Hey Hector, it's me,

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At 00:15:27,840, Character said: if you could call me back ASAP
to explain to me

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At 00:15:31,120, Character said: what it is exactly I'm supposed
to be doing with this, ah, boomer.

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At 00:15:35,160, Character said: I'd really appreciate it.

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At 00:15:37,000, Character said: Yeah, and if I don't hear from you
then I will see you at the gym.

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At 00:15:42,080, Character said: All right. Talk soon.

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At 00:16:46,320, Character said: Hey, sorry love. Sorry, I'm a bit late.

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At 00:16:52,480, Character said: -My boss, ah, he wanted me to, you know…
-It's okay.

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At 00:17:01,040, Character said: This is quite a place.

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At 00:17:03,720, Character said: I g***t a bonus.

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At 00:17:06,160, Character said: Really? What for?

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At 00:17:09,040, Character said: Ten year anniversary gift.

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At 00:17:15,440, Character said: Well, at least they appreciate
what you do.

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At 00:17:24,040, Character said: -Where's the meat?
-Oh, it's vegetarian.

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At 00:17:27,920, Character said: No meat? How can you open a restaurant
and not serve meat?

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At 00:17:31,520, Character said: Well, more and more people
are going vegan, you know?

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At 00:17:34,480, Character said: Yeah. Well, I wouldn't trust them.

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At 00:17:37,640, Character said: Seems you pay just as much
for all the trimmings without the meat.

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At 00:17:40,240, Character said: For god's sake!

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At 00:17:42,200, Character said: We've not been out in eight months!

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At 00:17:45,000, Character said: Sorry, sorry. I didn't mean to, you know…

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At 00:17:49,600, Character said: It's just…

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