Columbo A Bird In The Hand -en S11E03 (1992) Subtitles

At 00:01:06,766, Character said: Come on.

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At 00:01:08,735, Character said: Come on, come on, come on, come on.

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At 00:01:16,943, Character said: Thanks.

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At 00:01:18,611, Character said: Thirty-four red.

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At 00:01:25,885, Character said: Let's get ready.

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At 00:01:27,954, Character said: Okay, baby.

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At 00:01:29,923, Character said: Come on, come on, come on.

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At 00:01:31,958, Character said: See that seven, okay.
Let's see that seven.

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At 00:01:36,963, Character said: - Craps. Snake eyes.
- Oh.

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At 00:02:03,356, Character said: Sir.

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At 00:02:15,969, Character said: I'm in. What have you g***t?

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At 00:02:24,611, Character said: Mr. Hacker!
What brings you down to Vegas?

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At 00:02:27,247, Character said: Game on tonight?

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At 00:02:29,015, Character said: Friend of mine said he spotted...

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At 00:02:33,319, Character said: a guy here.

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At 00:02:34,120, Character said: Guy? Well, maybe I can help.

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At 00:02:40,160, Character said: What the hell? Where'd he go?

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At 00:02:42,128, Character said: The gentleman sitting there,
he'll be back in a minute, sir.

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At 00:02:44,330, Character said: Forgot to make a phone call.

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At 00:02:45,899, Character said: I'm keeping an eye
on his winnings for him.

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At 00:02:47,834, Character said: Is it McCain that you're looking for?
Harold McCain?

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At 00:02:49,969, Character said: Sir, I don't think you should...

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At 00:02:57,577, Character said: His winnings?

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At 00:03:16,896, Character said: How much did he owe you?

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At 00:03:18,932, Character said: None of your d***n business.

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At 00:03:21,367, Character said: But I'll bet you people
give him credit , too.

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At 00:03:23,703, Character said: Well, it's courtesy of the house,
maybe, considering who he is.

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At 00:03:26,673, Character said: - Come on!
- All right.

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At 00:03:28,775, Character said: But I know he's given the boss some
solid tips about some football games.

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At 00:03:32,478, Character said: I mean, his uncle being who he is,

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At 00:03:34,247, Character said: anyone that close to the horse's mouth,
to Big Fred himself.

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At 00:03:42,956, Character said: Slow down, you dumb blasted...

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At 00:03:48,561, Character said: Well, wouldn't you know.

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At 00:03:50,296, Character said: Uncle Fred.

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At 00:03:52,232, Character said: Hey, Uncle Fred! Hey!

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At 00:03:55,368, Character said: Fred!

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At 00:03:57,637, Character said: Hey, what the hell's the matter with you, huh?
What , are you going deaf?

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At 00:04:02,642, Character said: Can't you even jog
where there's sidewalks?

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At 00:04:06,079, Character said: - Hey, will you turn those...
- Get your hands off, I can hear you!

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At 00:04:08,948, Character said: All right!

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At 00:04:09,949, Character said: Well, what brings you back?
They throw you out of Tijuana?

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At 00:04:13,419, Character said: No horses running at Caliente?

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At 00:04:15,455, Character said: Or did you get bit
in the dogfights in Arizona?

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At 00:04:18,358, Character said: Take it easy, will ya?

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At 00:04:19,492, Character said: Well, where have you been?
Dolores has been worried, I don't know why.

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At 00:04:23,363, Character said: San Francisco.

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At 00:04:24,697, Character said: Public relations firm
up there I may go to work for.

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At 00:04:27,467, Character said: - Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

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At 00:04:28,901, Character said: Why didn't you just stay up there?
Go get 'em.

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At 00:04:31,704, Character said: Stay after something
for once in your life?

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At 00:04:33,973, Character said: So, I came back to
get my laundry, okay?

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At 00:04:36,109, Character said: Pick up my mail at my shack.

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At 00:04:37,777, Character said: Maybe see the game this afternoon?
Any objection?

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At 00:04:40,246, Character said: Harold, you're not in trouble again.
Because if you are,

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At 00:04:43,449, Character said: you can d***n well put the b***e
on somebody else!

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At 00:04:45,418, Character said: For God's sake!
Give me a little credit , will ya?

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At 00:04:48,154, Character said: All right , you can stick around a while,
a couple of days if you have to.

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At 00:04:52,759, Character said: Just so long as you understand,

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At 00:04:54,227, Character said: nothing has changed here,
including my mind.

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At 00:04:57,297, Character said: So, you're still sore at me, huh?

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At 00:04:59,365, Character said: What , so we had a...
So, we fought a little bit last week.

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At 00:05:01,567, Character said: You better get your heap out of here
before somebody creams it.

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At 00:05:04,537, Character said: Come on, I'll give you a ride. Come on.
Uncle Fred!

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At 00:06:04,530, Character said: Wake up the echoes cheering her name

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At 00:06:08,134, Character said: Send a volley cheer on high...

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At 00:06:12,271, Character said: Harold!

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At 00:06:14,507, Character said: Hey, I see Big Fred
finally g***t his baby carriage.

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At 00:06:17,510, Character said: Oh, Harold, I 've been
so worried about you...

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At 00:06:19,846, Character said: Lousy license, though.
Stallions number one.

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At 00:06:24,217, Character said: They' re 0-6! Doesn't he know
there's fans out there...

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At 00:06:26,652, Character said: that would shoot at
a plate like that?

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At 00:06:28,921, Character said: Oh, he'd just think it was funny,
or shoot back maybe.

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At 00:06:32,692, Character said: It's all part of the game.

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At 00:06:35,695, Character said: Harold, those people that
you're in trouble with...

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At 00:06:38,798, Character said: - You don't think that they...
- Hey, I don't know what they'd do.

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At 00:06:40,833, Character said: And I don't intend to find out.

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At 00:06:43,269, Character said: Oh, my poor baby.
Drink some orange juice.

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At 00:06:51,177, Character said: That's a little strong for me.

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At 00:06:54,113, Character said: Hey, you. Watch it.

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At 00:06:57,617, Character said: The gardener's here already.
Didn't you notice?

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At 00:07:00,286, Character said: Fernando is not just a gardener.

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At 00:07:03,623, Character said: But he is starting to
prune the back hedge today.

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At 00:07:06,793, Character said: The one way back.

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At 00:07:09,762, Character said: And there's no one else in the house.

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At 00:07:15,134, Character said: Fred's probably in the shower by now.

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At 00:07:17,170, Character said: Hey, look.

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At 00:07:18,204, Character said: Yeah, I talked to Fred already, Dolores.
He hasn't changed his mind, has he?

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At 00:07:22,341, Character said: About throwing me out
or cutting me off any way he can.

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At 00:07:25,978, Character said: Well, unless you can persuade him
that you've given up gambling...

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At 00:07:30,450, Character said: and your other little vices.

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At 00:07:31,651, Character said: He wasn't always so d***n pure.

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At 00:07:35,621, Character said: He didn't always own
a football team, Harold.

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At 00:07:38,724, Character said: He really can't let people think
that he's even remotely mixed up in...

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At 00:07:42,562, Character said: Yeah, well, I will quit. I told you, okay?
Just as soon as I catch up, okay?

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At 00:07:46,199, Character said: And I might have, too, if it wasn't...

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At 00:07:47,967, Character said: God! It stinks! Just forget it.

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At 00:07:53,172, Character said: How much did you round up for me?

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At 00:07:56,509, Character said: I'm afraid $20,000 is all I can manage
without Fred finding out.

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At 00:08:00,413, Character said: But my pink pearls...

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At 00:08:03,483, Character said: He never notices
whether I wear them or not.

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At 00:08:06,085, Character said: - He never notices anything anymore.
- No, Dolores.

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At 00:08:09,622, Character said: I g***t a couple better ideas.

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At 00:08:11,724, Character said: Oh, Harold, promise me that
you won't do anything desperate.

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At 00:08:19,298, Character said: Oh, but I might.

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At 00:08:33,980, Character said: There! You see that?
That's a late hit.

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At 00:08:37,016, Character said: Bertie, get me the replay guy!

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At 00:08:38,518, Character said: - They won't take calls in the replay...
- They'll take mine, d***n it!

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At 00:08:40,786, Character said: Here, Honey, hit me again, will ya?

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At 00:08:42,555, Character said: Sure will, honey.

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At 00:08:43,956, Character said: Haven't done well against the Elks'
defensive secondary.

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At 00:08:47,627, Character said: Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Is that the Stallions kicking team?

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At 00:08:50,630, Character said: Hey, look, we're going to kick!

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At 00:08:52,164, Character said: On third down? Get me the bench!

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At 00:08:55,001, Character said: I'm already trying.

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At 00:08:55,868, Character said: Tell 'em to pass! Pass!

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At 00:08:57,470, Character said: You can't pass without a quarterback.

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At 00:08:59,071, Character said: Why didn't you buy me a better backup?

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At 00:09:01,340, Character said: We're only down by 12, Uncle Fred.

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At 00:09:03,109, Character said: We're 18-point underdogs.
We're beating the spread.

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At 00:09:05,511, Character said: That's something.

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At 00:09:06,679, Character said: Yeah. Well, spreads are for losers
like you, kid. Me, I like to win.

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At 00:09:10,583, Character said: Back to pass on first down.
And he has ground open in the end zone!

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At 00:09:14,253, Character said: Touchdown!

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At 00:09:15,788, Character said: I think that may be all for the
Stallions this afternoon, Don.

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At 00:09:18,958, Character said: If Garcia's extra point is good,
that 'll put the Stallions down by 19.

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At 00:09:23,863, Character said: This looks like a wrap, Don.

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At 00:09:25,598, Character said: I think you're right, Chris.

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At 00:09:27,600, Character said: Wait a minute,...