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00:01:51,737 --> 00:01:52,JADEN: Yeah,
it's honestly such a relief

00:01:52,988 --> 00:01:54,to get to
the residential college I want.

00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:55,CORA: I g***t my last choice.

00:01:55,866 --> 00:01:57,JADEN : Yo, I'm on
the subreddit, like,
all the time

00:01:57,158 --> 00:01:58,trying to see if I'll like it.

00:01:58,326 --> 00:01:59,CORA: I don't even care
what dorm I'm in,

00:01:59,578 --> 00:02:01,I'm just excited
to get the f***k out of here.

00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:03,JADEN: I don't even know
how I'm gonna live
without air conditioning.

00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:04,But that's like a small
price to pay, I guess.

00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:06,CORA: A modern day martyr.

00:02:06,085 --> 00:02:08,Seriously. What school
can't afford air conditioning?

00:02:08,003 --> 00:02:09,Dude, it's old, man.
It's founded in...

00:02:09,504 --> 00:02:11,-1701.
-1701.

00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:12,Okay, I didn't ask for this.

00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:14,And I didn't ask for
a detailed investigation

00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:15,of the trivialities
of ancient dorm rooms,

00:02:15,970 --> 00:02:17,but f***g, here we are.

00:02:17,054 --> 00:02:18,At residential colleges, Otis.

00:02:18,722 --> 00:02:21,You know, once you
decide on the place,
you'll be the same.

00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:23,Hey, school literally
starts in two weeks.

00:02:23,184 --> 00:02:25,Have you heard
about the wait list?

00:02:25,062 --> 00:02:27,This whole process
is so f***d.

00:02:27,106 --> 00:02:29,-Trust me, I know.
-You g***t into Cornell.

00:02:29,108 --> 00:02:30,Okay, but it's
not Northwestern.

00:02:30,525 --> 00:02:31,Yeah, but, Cornell is an Ivy.

00:02:31,610 --> 00:02:33,But Medill is the best.

00:02:33,028 --> 00:02:34,Oh, yeah, I forgot.
Only Northwestern
can teach you

00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,how to write
the perfect listicle.

00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:38,Ten TikTokers to follow today
who have huge vines.

00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:40,That's honestly
not a bad idea.

00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:42,Okay, journalism
is more than listicles.

00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:44,OTIS: That's breaking news
to me.

00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:48,So, uh, what are you gonna
do if you fail in mid-century?

00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:50,Ah! Cora!

00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:52,I still have a good feeling
about it.

00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:54,I don't really have a plan.

00:02:54,257 --> 00:02:55,But I'll probably just
go to community college
or something.

00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:56,You know I have
my heart set on that.

00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:58,Otis, that's so stupid.
You have to have a plan.

00:02:58,553 --> 00:03:00,I mean, you g***t in some
really good schools.

00:03:00,472 --> 00:03:03,Yeah, sure.

00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:06,Is college really the only thing
we're capable of talking about?

00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:07,I really thought we were
more interesting than that.

00:03:07,938 --> 00:03:10,Okay, well,
New Haven is interesting.

00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,OTIS: Oh, my f***g Lord.
New Haven.

00:03:12,651 --> 00:03:14,JADEN: The best school
I've ever seen
in my entire life.

00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:16,New Haven.

00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:18,New Haven, baby!

00:03:22,995 --> 00:03:24,-Ooh!
-JADEN: What?

00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:26,The itinerary has
come out to play.

00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:28,Okay, you guys laugh now,

00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:30,but when we wake up
tomorrow morning

00:03:30,418 --> 00:03:33,with breakfast burrito options in
the middle of the desert,

00:03:33,172 --> 00:03:34,you'll be begging for more.

00:03:34,255 --> 00:03:36,Begging for more?

00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:38,From your itinerary?

00:03:38,093 --> 00:03:39,You really do like to flirt
with me, don't you?

00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:40,There's no pressure.

00:03:40,888 --> 00:03:42,-Hey, you never
flirt with me.
-You're straight.

00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:44,Jeez, I dare you to say that
with less derision.

00:03:44,307 --> 00:03:46,Well, I mean,
you're just as straight.

00:03:46,434 --> 00:03:47,Well, at least I'm not
a straight white male.

00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:50,That's g***t to be the most
unequivocally boring demo.

00:03:50,689 --> 00:03:52,OTIS: Did you just categorize me
as a demo?

00:03:52,315 --> 00:03:54,Look, straight is straight.
All right?

00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,Well, I kissed Millie
at the after prom, remember?

00:03:56,695 --> 00:03:57,Man, we all remember.

00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:59,That doesn't really count.

00:03:59,156 --> 00:04:00,Okay. Why do you get
to decide on what counts?

00:04:00,991 --> 00:04:03,-Because...
-You just get to label me?

00:04:03,118 --> 00:04:05,Okay. As the only person
in the car who hasn't
kissed someone

00:04:05,704 --> 00:04:08,-of the same s***x...
-Or the opposite,
for that matter.

00:04:08,082 --> 00:04:10,It hasn't been
for lack of opportunity.

00:04:10,209 --> 00:04:11,-Oh, f***k off.
-Uh-huh.

00:04:14,295 --> 00:04:16,-D***n, this is a tome.
-All right, relax.

00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:18,I feel like that's
giving him more credit
than what it's worth.

00:04:19,384 --> 00:04:21,I mean...

00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:23,I mean, A Little Life
is a tome, or War and Peace.

00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:24,This is a separate Yellow Pages.

00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:26,I mean, the amount
of f***g paper.

00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:28,Otis?

00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:30,-OTIS: What's up?
-Otis, are you
f***g smoking, dude?

00:04:30,353 --> 00:04:31,-You can't f***g
smoke that in here.
-OTIS: Hey, hey.

00:04:31,855 --> 00:04:33,-My dad's gonna kill me.
-I thought this was your car.

00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,Dude, that's different, man.

00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:37,Dude, you're literally gonna be
on the other side
of the country next week.

00:04:37,111 --> 00:04:39,Give me that.
Give me that.

00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:44,Finally, some f***g
common sense. Jesus.

00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,-Come on. Really? Cora!
-(GIGGLES)

00:04:49,873 --> 00:04:51,-(LAUGHS) Sorry.
-Cora, come on.

00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:54,Yo. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold up, guys.

00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:56,This says you have
an itinerary to m***e.

00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:58,Okay. No, I don't.

00:04:58,339 --> 00:05:00,-Says otherwise here.
"Chop morning wood, 9:00 a.m."
-Shut up!

00:05:00,592 --> 00:05:03,-I do not have
a masturbation itinerary, Otis!
-(CORA LAUGHS)

00:05:03,137 --> 00:05:04,Yeah, you do.

00:05:04,179 --> 00:05:05,CORA: Ew!
It's f***g heavy.

00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:07,OTIS: It's probably
costing us extra gas.

00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:08,CORA:
It's a lot of jacking off.

00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:10,JADEN:
Oh, my God.

00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,(HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:21,(LAUGHING)

00:05:21,947 --> 00:05:23,(SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:27,(ALL EXCLAIMING INDISTINCTLY)

00:05:38,922 --> 00:05:40,(MUSIC STOPS)

00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:48,Um...

00:05:50,267 --> 00:05:51,Guys, I think...
I think we're lost.

00:05:55,647 --> 00:05:56,Guys... Here...

00:05:56,982 --> 00:05:58,Can someone check
the nav for me, please?

00:05:58,566 --> 00:06:00,The nav? The nav?
Somebody? Anybody? Thank you.

00:06:01,945 --> 00:06:03,Okay. Um...

00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:04,(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS ON PHONE)

00:06:04,906 --> 00:06:07,No, I need a navigator,

00:06:07,242 --> 00:06:08,not a DJ.

00:06:08,576 --> 00:06:10,SATNAV VOICE:
In 500 feet, turn left.

00:06:10,912 --> 00:06:12,Just follow the directions.

00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:13,That's what I'm trying to do.

00:06:13,207 --> 00:06:15,-Turn left...
-Yo, just relax.

00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:17,Okay, I do not need
to relax like that, Otis.

00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:19,I'll be fine once I know
where I'm going.

00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:20,Okay, we know
where we're going.

00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:21,-We f***g don't.
-Turn left.

00:06:21,923 --> 00:06:23,Dude, just look at
your itinerary.

00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:26,Dude, the itinerary doesn't
tell me how the f***k
to get there, Otis.

00:06:26,011 --> 00:06:28,Oh, so you're just saying
that it'll be easier if
we're all in your phone.

00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:29,Just admit it,
I'll give it back.

00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:32,F***k you, Otis. Cora, can you
just please grab my phone?

00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:33,I'm not defending
your itinerary.

00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:35,-Turn right.
-(OTIS HOWLING)

00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,-Otis...
-Make a U-turn....