Lethal Weapon 1987 DCed Subtitles

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00:00:11,970 --> 00:00:15,J“ Jingle bell, jingle bell
Jingle bell rock J'

00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:19,J' Jingle bells swing
And jingle bells ring J'

00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:22,J' Snowin' and blowin' up bushels of fun J'

00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:26,J' Now the jingle hop has begun J'

00:00:26,735 --> 00:00:30,J“ Jingle bell, jingle bell
Jingle bell rock J'

00:00:30,614 --> 00:00:34,J' Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time J'

00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:37,J' Dancin' and prancin'
In Jingle Bell Square J'

00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:41,J' In the frosty air J'

00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:44,J' What a bright time J'
It's the right time J'

00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:48,J' To rock the night away J'

00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:52,J' Jingle bell time is a swell time J'

00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:56,J' To go glidin' in a one-horse sleigh J'

00:00:56,765 --> 00:00:59,J' Giddy, jingle horse
Pick up your feet J'

00:01:00,477 --> 00:01:04,J' Jingle around the clock J'

00:01:04,106 --> 00:01:07,J' Mix and a-mingle in the jinglin' beat J'

00:01:08,193 --> 00:01:11,J' That's the jingle bell rock J'

00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:14,J“ Jingle bell, jingle bell
Jingle bell rock J'

00:01:15,367 --> 00:01:18,J' Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time J'

00:01:19,121 --> 00:01:22,J' Dancin' and prancin'
In Jingle Bell Square J'

00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:25,J' In the frosty air J'

00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:27,J' What a bright time J'

00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:33,J' It's the right time
To rock the night away J'

00:01:33,343 --> 00:01:37,J' Jingle bell time is a swell time J'

00:01:38,015 --> 00:01:41,J' To go glidin' in a one-horse sleigh J'

00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:44,J' Giddy, jingle horse
Pick up your feet J'

00:01:45,147 --> 00:01:48,J' Jingle around the clock J'

00:01:48,734 --> 00:01:52,J' Mix and a-mingle in the jinglin' beat J'

00:01:52,904 --> 00:01:55,J' That's the jingle bell rock J'

00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:59,J“ Jingle bell, jingle bell
Jingle bell rock J'

00:01:59,995 --> 00:02:02,J' Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time J'

00:02:03,749 --> 00:02:07,J' Dancin' and prancin'
In Jingle Bell Square J'

00:02:07,919 --> 00:02:10,J' In the frosty air J'

00:04:26,725 --> 00:04:28,[dog barking]

00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:38,[children] Surprise! Surprise!

00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:41,Happy birthday.

00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:44,J' Happy birthday to you J'

00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:46,J' Happy birthday to you J'

00:04:46,912 --> 00:04:49,J' Happy birthday, dear Daddy J'

00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,J' Happy birthday to you J'

00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:52,Make a wish!

00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:54,I wish...

00:04:54,252 --> 00:04:55,- I'm not gon' tell you.
- Oh, come on.

00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:58,- Blow 'em out! Ay!
-[all cheering]

00:04:58,715 --> 00:05:00,Oh, honey, happy birthday.

00:05:00,884 --> 00:05:02,Gimme sugar.

00:05:02,344 --> 00:05:04,Give me some sugar, girl.

00:05:04,179 --> 00:05:07,[chuckles] One more candle
and the smoke alarm would've gone off.

00:05:10,227 --> 00:05:11,- Oh.
{chuckling}

00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:13,-Big 5-0.
-[both chuckling]

00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:17,You know what? Your beard's getting gray.

00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:18,Kind of makes you look old.

00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:20,But that's all right, though.
'Cause I still love ya.

00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:22,[chuckles] Bye, Pa.

00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:36,[birds squawking]

00:06:03,655 --> 00:06:07,[host on TV] Send the postcard to:
Contestants, Family Feud,

00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:09,that's in Hollywood, California.

00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:12,That's nine, double 0, two, eight.
Thank you.

00:06:14,165 --> 00:06:16,[advertiser on TV] Government standards
would allow me

00:06:16,084 --> 00:06:18,to call this a Grade-A chicken,
but my standards wouldn't.

00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:19,[groans]

00:06:19,671 --> 00:06:22,[advertiser] It's skinny,
it has scrapes and hairs.

00:06:22,966 --> 00:06:23,[coughs, groans]

00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:27,The fact is, my graders reject
30% of the chickens

00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:28,government graders accept as Grade-A.

00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:32,That's why it pays to insist on a chicken
with my name on it.

00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:34,If you're not completely satisfied,

00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:37,write me,
and I'll give you your money back.

00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:40,Who do you...
What do they know about chickens?

00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:45,-[game show host] Two answers remain. Jan?
-[contestant 1] Cook.

00:06:45,113 --> 00:06:47,-[contestant 2] Cook! Say cook!
-[contestant 1] Cook, cook, cook.

00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:48,[buzzer chimes]

00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:51,[contestant 3] Well. Cook.

00:06:51,786 --> 00:06:54,[host] Sal, big lead.
If not, they're even game.

00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:55,Cook!

00:06:55,624 --> 00:06:57,-[buzzer chimes]
-[urinating]

00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:59,-[bell clinging]
{contestants cheering]

00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:03,-[dingier]
-[buFP$]

00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:07,-Six.
-[contestants chattering]

00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:13,-Morning. Hi, Mrs. Murtaugh.
-Hi.

00:07:13,892 --> 00:07:15,-Morning, troops.
-[both] Where's Rianne?

00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:17,-She's upstairs.
-[both] Okay.

00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:19,-Good morning.
-Good morning.

00:07:19,898 --> 00:07:21,-Aha!
-Hey, that's my bacon.

00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:22,Well, it's mine now.

00:07:22,651 --> 00:07:24,Hey, don't you close doors around here?

00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:26,Baby, what's this on my tie?

00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:29,That is an ugly spot.

00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:32,Thanks. Sharp as a tack.

00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,[Trish] I'm thinking of going on Jeopardy.

00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:37,All right. Just don't take any questions
about cooking.

00:07:42,545 --> 00:07:44,[Trish] Don't step in the egg!

00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:45,[groans]

00:07:45,590 --> 00:07:48,Where's my thinking? I should have
checked the floor for egg!

00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:50,-[Trish] Honey.
-[clears throat]

00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:54,Do you know a man named,
uh, Michael Hunsaker?

00:07:54,182 --> 00:07:56,Michael Hunsaker?

00:07:57,185 --> 00:07:59,Jesus! Michael Hunsaker.

00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:01,-What did he want?
-Your office called.

00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:03,He's been trying to reach you
for three days now.

00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:05,[scoffs] I haven't talked to him in...

00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:09,[whistles] ...twelve years!

00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:11,Huh. Well, no, wait a minute.

00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:13,That would make me...

00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:15,Fifty!

00:08:16,579 --> 00:08:18,So that means that you're...

00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:19,Uh.

00:08:19,249 --> 00:08:20,We're not gonna discuss that.

00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,-Forget the eggs.
-Okay.

00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:26,-Roger?
-Yeah, baby?

00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,How come I never heard
of Michael Hunsaker?

00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:30,Uh, I just never talked about him, huh.

00:08:30,135 --> 00:08:31,-[slurps] Hmm.
- Vietnam buddy?

00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:32,-Uh, yeah.
-[mewing]

00:08:32,971 --> 00:08:34,Hey, eat your own cake. Vietnam buddy.

00:08:34,889 --> 00:08:36,-[daughter] Daddy?
-Yeah, baby?

00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:38,Nick and the kids left without me.

00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:39,He left without you?

00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:42,-Come on, I never get enough of my baby.
-[Rianne yelling, indistinct]

00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:45,Daddy, this is my New Year's Eve dress.
Don't you like it? Isn't it cool?

00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:48,- It's beautiful.
- Thanks. [chuckles]

00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:51,Have a good birthday.

00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:01,Goddamn heartbreaker.

00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:09,[cheering on TV]

00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:36,[host on TV] Hey. A lot of people think
this is the Super Bowl.

00:09:37,035 --> 00:09:39,I know they're wrong. You know
they're wrong. Ready when you are.

00:09:39,287 --> 00:09:41,Asking you how much would you
expect to pay for something like this?

00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:44,Well, you'd be wrong... [muttering]
...offer you a Super Bowl offer.

00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:47,A Super Bowl value on selected items.
But wait, there's more.

00:09:47,629 --> 00:09:49,How much would you expect
to pay for something like this?

00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:12,[sighs]

00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:16,I'll buy you a new one....