Lethal Weapon 1987 DCed Subtitles

At 00:00:04,630, Character said: ********* ***

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At 00:00:11,970, Character said: J“ Jingle bell, jingle bell
Jingle bell rock J'

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At 00:00:15,724, Character said: J' Jingle bells swing
And jingle bells ring J'

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At 00:00:19,353, Character said: J' Snowin' and blowin' up bushels of fun J'

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At 00:00:23,440, Character said: J' Now the jingle hop has begun J'

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At 00:00:26,735, Character said: J“ Jingle bell, jingle bell
Jingle bell rock J'

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At 00:00:30,614, Character said: J' Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time J'

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At 00:00:34,368, Character said: J' Dancin' and prancin'
In Jingle Bell Square J'

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At 00:00:38,330, Character said: J' In the frosty air J'

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At 00:00:41,166, Character said: J' What a bright time J'
It's the right time J'

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At 00:00:45,420, Character said: J' To rock the night away J'

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At 00:00:48,674, Character said: J' Jingle bell time is a swell time J'

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At 00:00:53,387, Character said: J' To go glidin' in a one-horse sleigh J'

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At 00:00:56,765, Character said: J' Giddy, jingle horse
Pick up your feet J'

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At 00:01:00,477, Character said: J' Jingle around the clock J'

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At 00:01:04,106, Character said: J' Mix and a-mingle in the jinglin' beat J'

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At 00:01:08,193, Character said: J' That's the jingle bell rock J'

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At 00:01:11,613, Character said: J“ Jingle bell, jingle bell
Jingle bell rock J'

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At 00:01:15,367, Character said: J' Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time J'

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At 00:01:19,121, Character said: J' Dancin' and prancin'
In Jingle Bell Square J'

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At 00:01:23,333, Character said: J' In the frosty air J'

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At 00:01:25,919, Character said: J' What a bright time J'

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At 00:01:27,921, Character said: J' It's the right time
To rock the night away J'

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At 00:01:33,343, Character said: J' Jingle bell time is a swell time J'

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At 00:01:38,015, Character said: J' To go glidin' in a one-horse sleigh J'

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At 00:01:41,435, Character said: J' Giddy, jingle horse
Pick up your feet J'

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At 00:01:45,147, Character said: J' Jingle around the clock J'

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At 00:01:48,734, Character said: J' Mix and a-mingle in the jinglin' beat J'

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At 00:01:52,904, Character said: J' That's the jingle bell rock J'

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At 00:01:56,283, Character said: J“ Jingle bell, jingle bell
Jingle bell rock J'

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At 00:01:59,995, Character said: J' Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time J'

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At 00:02:03,749, Character said: J' Dancin' and prancin'
In Jingle Bell Square J'

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At 00:02:07,919, Character said: J' In the frosty air J'

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At 00:04:26,725, Character said: [dog barking]

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At 00:04:36,443, Character said: [children] Surprise! Surprise!

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At 00:04:39,029, Character said: Happy birthday.

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At 00:04:42,115, Character said: J' Happy birthday to you J'

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At 00:04:44,534, Character said: J' Happy birthday to you J'

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At 00:04:46,912, Character said: J' Happy birthday, dear Daddy J'

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At 00:04:49,289, Character said: J' Happy birthday to you J'

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At 00:04:51,500, Character said: Make a wish!

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At 00:04:52,834, Character said: I wish...

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At 00:04:54,252, Character said: - I'm not gon' tell you.
- Oh, come on.

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At 00:04:55,754, Character said: - Blow 'em out! Ay!
-[all cheering]

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At 00:04:58,715, Character said: Oh, honey, happy birthday.

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At 00:05:00,884, Character said: Gimme sugar.

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At 00:05:02,344, Character said: Give me some sugar, girl.

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At 00:05:04,179, Character said: [chuckles] One more candle
and the smoke alarm would've gone off.

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At 00:05:10,227, Character said: - Oh.
{chuckling}

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At 00:05:11,686, Character said: -Big 5-0.
-[both chuckling]

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At 00:05:15,023, Character said: You know what? Your beard's getting gray.

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At 00:05:17,192, Character said: Kind of makes you look old.

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At 00:05:18,735, Character said: But that's all right, though.
'Cause I still love ya.

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At 00:05:21,279, Character said: [chuckles] Bye, Pa.

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At 00:05:35,252, Character said: [birds squawking]

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At 00:06:03,655, Character said: [host on TV] Send the postcard to:
Contestants, Family Feud,

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At 00:06:07,492, Character said: that's in Hollywood, California.

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At 00:06:09,536, Character said: That's nine, double 0, two, eight.
Thank you.

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At 00:06:14,165, Character said: [advertiser on TV] Government standards
would allow me

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At 00:06:16,084, Character said: to call this a Grade-A chicken,
but my standards wouldn't.

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At 00:06:18,503, Character said: [groans]

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At 00:06:19,671, Character said: [advertiser] It's skinny,
it has scrapes and hairs.

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At 00:06:22,966, Character said: [coughs, groans]

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At 00:06:24,050, Character said: The fact is, my graders reject
30% of the chickens

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At 00:06:27,137, Character said: government graders accept as Grade-A.

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At 00:06:29,681, Character said: That's why it pays to insist on a chicken
with my name on it.

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At 00:06:33,351, Character said: If you're not completely satisfied,

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At 00:06:35,020, Character said: write me,
and I'll give you your money back.

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At 00:06:37,731, Character said: Who do you...
What do they know about chickens?

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At 00:06:42,277, Character said: -[game show host] Two answers remain. Jan?
-[contestant 1] Cook.

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At 00:06:45,113, Character said: -[contestant 2] Cook! Say cook!
-[contestant 1] Cook, cook, cook.

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At 00:06:47,407, Character said: [buzzer chimes]

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At 00:06:49,075, Character said: [contestant 3] Well. Cook.

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At 00:06:51,786, Character said: [host] Sal, big lead.
If not, they're even game.

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At 00:06:54,539, Character said: Cook!

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At 00:06:55,624, Character said: -[buzzer chimes]
-[urinating]

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At 00:06:57,167, Character said: -[bell clinging]
{contestants cheering]

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At 00:07:02,380, Character said: -[dingier]
-[buFP$]

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At 00:07:04,674, Character said: -Six.
-[contestants chattering]

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At 00:07:11,431, Character said: -Morning. Hi, Mrs. Murtaugh.
-Hi.

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At 00:07:13,892, Character said: -Morning, troops.
-[both] Where's Rianne?

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At 00:07:15,560, Character said: -She's upstairs.
-[both] Okay.

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At 00:07:18,438, Character said: -Good morning.
-Good morning.

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At 00:07:19,898, Character said: -Aha!
-Hey, that's my bacon.

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At 00:07:21,399, Character said: Well, it's mine now.

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At 00:07:22,651, Character said: Hey, don't you close doors around here?

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At 00:07:24,986, Character said: Baby, what's this on my tie?

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At 00:07:28,281, Character said: That is an ugly spot.

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At 00:07:29,950, Character said: Thanks. Sharp as a tack.

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At 00:07:32,786, Character said: [Trish] I'm thinking of going on Jeopardy.

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At 00:07:34,704, Character said: All right. Just don't take any questions
about cooking.

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At 00:07:42,545, Character said: [Trish] Don't step in the egg!

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At 00:07:44,255, Character said: [groans]

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At 00:07:45,590, Character said: Where's my thinking? I should have
checked the floor for egg!

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At 00:07:49,135, Character said: -[Trish] Honey.
-[clears throat]

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At 00:07:50,887, Character said: Do you know a man named,
uh, Michael Hunsaker?

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At 00:07:54,182, Character said: Michael Hunsaker?

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At 00:07:57,185, Character said: Jesus! Michael Hunsaker.

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At 00:07:59,771, Character said: -What did he want?
-Your office called.

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At 00:08:01,731, Character said: He's been trying to reach you
for three days now.

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At 00:08:04,067, Character said: [scoffs] I haven't talked to him in...

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At 00:08:06,695, Character said: [whistles] ...twelve years!

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At 00:08:09,823, Character said: Huh. Well, no, wait a minute.

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At 00:08:12,033, Character said: That would make me...

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At 00:08:14,411, Character said: Fifty!

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At 00:08:16,579, Character said: So that means that you're...

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At 00:08:18,164, Character said: Uh.

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At 00:08:19,249, Character said: We're not gonna discuss that.

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At 00:08:21,001, Character said: -Forget the eggs.
-Okay.

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At 00:08:24,754, Character said: -Roger?
-Yeah, baby?

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At 00:08:26,506, Character said: How come I never heard
of Michael Hunsaker?

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At 00:08:28,425, Character said: Uh, I just never talked about him, huh.

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At 00:08:30,135, Character said: -[slurps] Hmm.
- Vietnam buddy?

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At 00:08:31,845, Character said: -Uh, yeah.
-[mewing]

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At 00:08:32,971, Character said: Hey, eat your own cake. Vietnam buddy.

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At 00:08:34,889, Character said: -[daughter] Daddy?
-Yeah, baby?

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At 00:08:36,599, Character said: Nick and the kids left without me.

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At 00:08:38,435, Character said: He left without you?

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At 00:08:39,561, Character said: -Come on, I never get enough of my baby.
-[Rianne yelling, indistinct]

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At 00:08:42,313, Character said: Daddy, this is my New Year's Eve dress.
Don't you like it? Isn't it cool?

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At 00:08:46,067, Character said: - It's beautiful.
- Thanks. [chuckles]

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At 00:08:48,153, Character said: Have a good birthday.

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At 00:08:59,706, Character said: Goddamn heartbreaker.

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At 00:09:06,963, Character said: [cheering on TV]

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At 00:09:34,365, Character said: [host on TV] Hey. A lot of people think
this is the Super Bowl.

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At 00:09:37,035, Character said: I know they're wrong. You know
they're wrong. Ready when you are.

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At 00:09:39,287, Character said: Asking you how much would you
expect to pay for something like this?

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At 00:09:41,498, Character said: Well, you'd be wrong... [muttering]
...offer you a Super Bowl offer.

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At 00:09:44,542, Character said: A Super Bowl value on selected items.
But wait, there's more.

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At 00:09:47,629, Character said: How much would you expect
to pay for something like this?

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At 00:10:11,444, Character said: [sighs]

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At 00:10:15,114, Character said: I'll buy you a new one....