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00:02:09,042 --> 00:02:10,Art is supposed to be subjective,

00:02:11,292 --> 00:02:14,but KingPun's art is subjectively good.

00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,While mine is

00:02:15,042 --> 00:02:17,objectively struggling,

00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,and at the worst time possible.

00:02:19,208 --> 00:02:21,Right now, I need to be
on my A-game

00:02:21,458 --> 00:02:23,to get into
the CalArt Summer Program,

00:02:23,875 --> 00:02:25,AKA my dream school.

00:02:25,958 --> 00:02:29,"Through your medium of choice,
show us your happiest moment."

00:02:29,667 --> 00:02:30,Are you f***g kidding me?

00:02:30,917 --> 00:02:33,What a vague bullshit prompt.

00:02:33,208 --> 00:02:34,A vague bullshit prompt

00:02:34,458 --> 00:02:36,that will determine if I have
a shot in hell at getting

00:02:36,500 --> 00:02:39,into one of the most
competitive schools in the country.

00:02:39,167 --> 00:02:42,Which will determine if I have
a future in art at all.

00:02:42,208 --> 00:02:43,No pressure though.

00:02:43,375 --> 00:02:46,So how do I answer
this impossible question?

00:02:46,958 --> 00:02:50,Huh? What if my happiest moment was
when I came out to my mom.

00:02:50,417 --> 00:02:51,Okay.

00:02:51,833 --> 00:02:53,Now turn it to the right.

00:02:54,833 --> 00:02:56,Also I think I'm gay.

00:02:56,958 --> 00:02:58,Actually, I know I **.

00:02:58,458 --> 00:03:00,- Ow! Barbara from next door is gay.

00:03:00,792 --> 00:03:01,- Okay?

00:03:01,875 --> 00:03:04,- Sorry my first instinct was
to name other gay people we know.

00:03:04,583 --> 00:03:06,Honey, I'm so happy for you!

00:03:06,667 --> 00:03:08,She's always been supportive.

00:03:08,208 --> 00:03:10,Paige. Paige! Come on.

00:03:10,750 --> 00:03:12,No edibles before school,
we've talked about this.

00:03:12,417 --> 00:03:14,Dillon's almost here.
You're gonna be late.

00:03:14,208 --> 00:03:16,- What if I just skipped
the rest of junior year

00:03:16,417 --> 00:03:17,and went right to CalArts?

00:03:17,750 --> 00:03:21,- Well, you could,
but then you wouldn't get

00:03:21,250 --> 00:03:23,a lot of cool free swag
from me.

00:03:23,750 --> 00:03:24,- I'm already scared.

00:03:24,833 --> 00:03:26,- I can't wait. Look.

00:03:26,042 --> 00:03:28,Glow in the dark dental dams.

00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:31,They make your puss kind
of glow. It's so pretty.

00:03:31,167 --> 00:03:32,It's just a soft glow.
- Mom--

00:03:32,917 --> 00:03:34,- When I was a teenager,

00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:35,we used to use
glow in the dark condoms.

00:03:35,750 --> 00:03:39,It really added a touch of whimsy
to an otherwise fraught situation.

00:03:39,042 --> 00:03:40,- We don't use those.

00:03:40,667 --> 00:03:43,- We! Finally.

00:03:43,458 --> 00:03:45,Oh my gosh, Paige.

00:03:45,542 --> 00:03:47,Is it Colleen from next door?

00:03:47,042 --> 00:03:50,Because she's so tall.
I like that. Statuesque.

00:03:50,125 --> 00:03:53,- It's not anybody because we,
the queer community,

00:03:53,958 --> 00:03:55,we don't use those.

00:03:55,125 --> 00:03:58,- So just vibrators?
Isn't that a little limiting?

00:03:59,042 --> 00:04:00,- Probably.
- Okay.

00:04:00,292 --> 00:04:01,I'm gonna put them here

00:04:01,625 --> 00:04:03,because I feel like
you're gonna change your mind,

00:04:03,250 --> 00:04:05,but if not, let me know
because I have the receipt.

00:04:05,042 --> 00:04:07,Okay, maybe she's
a little too supportive.

00:04:07,167 --> 00:04:08,Hey!

00:04:08,458 --> 00:04:11,And that would be
my best friend, Dillon.

00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:13,He's kind of like
my platonic soul mate.

00:04:16,167 --> 00:04:17,I've always been able
to share anything with him.

00:04:20,042 --> 00:04:22,Actually, maybe that was
my happiest moment.

00:04:22,042 --> 00:04:24,So... I like girls.

00:04:25,458 --> 00:04:26,- Me too.

00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:29,I still share everything
with him. Even a Spotify account.

00:04:29,875 --> 00:04:31,- Hey, yo,
Spotify informed me

00:04:31,583 --> 00:04:34,you listened to Phoebe Bridgers
for eight hours straight last night,

00:04:34,667 --> 00:04:37,which is concerning
'cause she only has two albums.

00:04:37,292 --> 00:04:38,Are you okay?

00:04:38,917 --> 00:04:42,- Sad lesbian music is
an integral part of my identity.

00:04:42,167 --> 00:04:45,- So I'm assuming that
the application is not going well.

00:04:45,875 --> 00:04:47,- Just can't figure out
what to send in.

00:04:48,375 --> 00:04:50,I know that colleges love
a good coming out story.

00:04:50,708 --> 00:04:53,- Please don't do that.
You'd be like the billionth gay person to.

00:04:53,042 --> 00:04:55,How about you draw
my presidential portrait?

00:04:55,208 --> 00:04:56,- Hmm.

00:04:56,167 --> 00:04:58,It's a cute idea, Dillon.
- It's good, isn't it?

00:04:58,542 --> 00:05:02,- But your political ambitions,
they aren't my happiest moment.

00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:02,You know what I mean?

00:05:03,667 --> 00:05:06,- You think that your crush on
Gabriela Campos is CalArt worthy?

00:05:06,792 --> 00:05:07,- What?

00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:11,Unrequited love is the source
of a lot of great art.

00:05:11,333 --> 00:05:12,And there's nothing more unrequited

00:05:12,958 --> 00:05:16,than my crush
on Gabriela Campos.

00:05:17,458 --> 00:05:18,That's not Gabby.

00:05:18,708 --> 00:05:20,That's her sister, AJ.

00:05:23,958 --> 00:05:27,- Alright, kids, time for
this week's take home project.

00:05:27,167 --> 00:05:27,Find a partner.

00:05:28,583 --> 00:05:29,- Wanna be my partner?

00:05:29,667 --> 00:05:30,That is Gabby.

00:05:30,792 --> 00:05:31,Sure.

00:05:32,417 --> 00:05:34,Now I wanna see you
share responsibilities

00:05:34,917 --> 00:05:36,like real parents would.

00:05:37,167 --> 00:05:37,- What should we name it?

00:05:38,542 --> 00:05:40,- How about Lentil?

00:05:40,667 --> 00:05:42,- Lentil the egg.

00:05:42,792 --> 00:05:43,So dumb.

00:05:45,083 --> 00:05:45,I love it.

00:05:46,750 --> 00:05:47,- Hi, Lentil.

00:05:48,792 --> 00:05:50,- Your moms love you very much.

00:05:52,708 --> 00:05:54,She's kind of the first girl
who made me feel

00:05:54,750 --> 00:05:56,like life could be as good as art.

00:05:56,708 --> 00:05:57,You know?

00:06:02,083 --> 00:06:02,No.

00:06:02,792 --> 00:06:05,I'm not gonna let you spend
all of high school pining over some girl

00:06:05,250 --> 00:06:07,who doesn't give you
the time of day.

00:06:07,083 --> 00:06:09,You know I don't like to assert
my power as class president,

00:06:09,292 --> 00:06:10,but I'm going to have to
if this keeps up.

00:06:10,708 --> 00:06:12,- Stacey is going to win.

00:06:13,125 --> 00:06:15,Also, you do know that
as class president,

00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:16,you don't have
any actual power, right?

00:06:16,917 --> 00:06:18,- That is a sad way
to look at democracy.

00:06:31,583 --> 00:06:32,Alright.

00:06:34,375 --> 00:06:35,- Holy s***t.

00:06:35,625 --> 00:06:36,- You like?

00:06:36,667 --> 00:06:38,- "Save water, shower together."

00:06:38,583 --> 00:06:40,Hmm. That looks so hot.

00:06:40,375 --> 00:06:42,And Stacey's also really hot.

00:06:42,583 --> 00:06:44,Great job with these, by the way.

00:06:44,208 --> 00:06:45,- Thank you.

00:06:45,042 --> 00:06:47,- Though I do feel like you spent
a little bit more time on Stacey's.

00:06:47,250 --> 00:06:50,- Nope. Mm-mm.
I told you guys I'm Switzerland.

00:06:50,042 --> 00:06:53,Oh. S***t, they are also
a little bit wet.

00:06:54,417 --> 00:06:56,- Thanks for telling me that
after I pick it up.

00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:58,And yeah, I just close the -

00:06:58,167 --> 00:06:58,Okay.
- No.

00:06:58,917 --> 00:07:00,C***o. Ay.

00:07:00,500 --> 00:07:03,Anyway, as I was saying,
as your future class president,

00:07:03,500 --> 00:07:05,I think it's time for you
to move on from Gabriela.

00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:08,It's too predictable to go
for the most popular girl in school.

00:07:09,208 --> 00:07:10,Great. Right on cue.

00:07:18,292 --> 00:07:19,- Is she in slow motion again?
- Yeah.

00:07:19,667 --> 00:07:21,- Music playing in the background?
- Mm-hmm.

00:07:21,333 --> 00:07:22,- Funny feeling down there?
- Naturally.

00:07:22,833 --> 00:07:23,- You are a lost cause.

00:07:27,625 --> 00:07:28,Heads up!

00:07:28,625 --> 00:07:30,My bad.
- Yeah.

00:07:31,167 --> 00:07:32,- Let's go. Vamos.

00:07:32,917 --> 00:07:34,Yeah, ah ah.
Ah ah ah ah.

00:07:35,833 --> 00:07:37,Shut the hell up.

00:07:37,917 --> 00:07:40,Starting the week strong
with a new KingPun mural.

00:07:40,667 --> 00:07:42,You know everyone still thinks
it's you, right?

00:07:42,083 --> 00:07:43,- Well, little do they know,

00:07:43,167 --> 00:07:46,my raging anxiety would never
let me deface school property.

00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:48,- Whoa, could you please
not waste water

00:07:48,833 --> 00:07:50,and...