00:00:03,904 --> 00:00:07,[Saul grunting]

00:00:10,378 --> 00:00:13,Guys, come on, talk to me!

00:00:14,882 --> 00:00:16,Habla, por favor?

00:00:16,617 --> 00:00:18,Yo soy abogado!

00:00:18,186 --> 00:00:19,Abogado! Abogado!

00:00:19,587 --> 00:00:21,Oh. Crap,
you already knew that.

00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:23,Jesus, fellas?

00:00:23,791 --> 00:00:25,There's a better way to do this!

00:00:25,759 --> 00:00:27,Hello?

00:00:27,461 --> 00:00:30,[grunts] Ohh. Why are we...
Why are we going off-road?

00:00:30,298 --> 00:00:32,Ohh! Ohh!

00:00:32,666 --> 00:00:35,Whatever this is, can we
please, don't do it in the desert?

00:00:35,703 --> 00:00:37,Anywhere but the desert!

00:00:37,205 --> 00:00:40,Oh! Oh, God, I'm gonna be sick.

00:00:40,341 --> 00:00:41,- [groans] Ohh!
- [tires screech]

00:00:43,844 --> 00:00:46,Ahh. Ahh.

00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:47,[speaking indistinctly]

00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:50,This, we can... we can fix this.

00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:54,Whatever the problemo,
we can fix it with dinero.

00:00:54,255 --> 00:00:56,Mucho dinero.

00:00:56,157 --> 00:00:58,Mucho, mucho, mucho dinero.

00:00:58,192 --> 00:01:00,Come on, please.

00:01:00,228 --> 00:01:01,One of you, just you talk.

00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:02,Habla.

00:01:02,996 --> 00:01:05,Come on, before
mistakes are made.

00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:07,Come on, talk to me, guys, huh?

00:01:07,635 --> 00:01:09,Please, come on, just
tell me what you want!

00:01:10,037 --> 00:01:11,Geez!

00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:13,Whoa!

00:01:14,775 --> 00:01:16,Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

00:01:16,777 --> 00:01:18,No! It wasn't me!

00:01:18,479 --> 00:01:20,It was Ignacio! He's the one!

00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:24,[video tape clicks, whirs]

00:01:24,252 --> 00:01:27,[opening theme
music plays, stops]

00:01:27,321 --> 00:01:29,[clicking, whirring continue]

00:01:45,406 --> 00:01:47,[ Jackie Chan
Adventures plays on TV]

00:01:56,884 --> 00:01:59,You can't put seeds
and stems in the sink.

00:02:00,488 --> 00:02:02,Put what or what?

00:02:02,256 --> 00:02:03,Seeds and stems.

00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:05,You can't put them
down the drain.

00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:08,Uh, we didn't do that.

00:02:08,196 --> 00:02:09,Then what's this?

00:02:10,398 --> 00:02:12,Regular sink stuff.

00:02:12,766 --> 00:02:14,Listen, if you're
gonna do this s***t,

00:02:15,068 --> 00:02:16,at least flush it down
the toilet, not the sink.

00:02:16,837 --> 00:02:18,W-What're you, my mom?

00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:20,We don't have drugs here.

00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:22,Uh-huh.

00:02:22,410 --> 00:02:24,You don't believe us.

00:02:24,312 --> 00:02:25,She doesn't believe us.

00:02:26,079 --> 00:02:29,You sleep past noon, you don't
seem to have regular employment.

00:02:29,550 --> 00:02:32,Plus, your whole place
smells like a skunk's butthole.

00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:35,Also, your sink is full
of stems and seeds.

00:02:35,823 --> 00:02:37,Whoa, whoa, whoa. Look, narca,

00:02:37,858 --> 00:02:39,we're not doing drugs,

00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:41,so stop trying
to cast, y'know...

00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:46,aspersions.

00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:47,Narca?

00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:48,Yeah. "Narca."

00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:50,The feminine version of "narco."

00:02:51,972 --> 00:02:53,Conjugate much? [laughs]

00:02:53,641 --> 00:02:55,[Francesca sighs]

00:03:02,350 --> 00:03:04,I gotta go.

00:03:04,318 --> 00:03:06,Just leave the plunger outside
the door when you're done.

00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,But, uh, it's still
clogged, dude.

00:03:09,357 --> 00:03:11,You do it, dude.

00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:13,Hold up, where you goin'?

00:03:13,361 --> 00:03:15,Yo, lady, we pay rent.

00:03:15,663 --> 00:03:16,You can do it.

00:03:16,764 --> 00:03:18,It's a simple up
and down motion,

00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:19,like you're used to.

00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:23,[explosions on television]

00:03:50,364 --> 00:03:52,[tense music playing]

00:04:49,222 --> 00:04:50,Okay. Okay.

00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:51,Okay.

00:05:51,585 --> 00:05:53,[telephone ringing]

00:06:03,664 --> 00:06:05,[ringing continues]

00:06:08,469 --> 00:06:09,[sighs]

00:06:11,472 --> 00:06:12,Yeah.

00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:15,[Gene] Oh, good.
You're there. Great.

00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:17,Great.

00:06:17,511 --> 00:06:19,Unencumbered by curious
eyes and ears, I'm guessing.

00:06:19,913 --> 00:06:21,Wouldn't have
picked up otherwise.

00:06:21,348 --> 00:06:22,Right.

00:06:22,783 --> 00:06:23,Excellent.

00:06:23,851 --> 00:06:26,Um, okay. Well, then.

00:06:26,186 --> 00:06:27,[sighs] Lay it on me.

00:06:27,921 --> 00:06:29,[Francesca] First things first.

00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:32,No. I... I believe
we agreed "after."

00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:34,I'm hanging up.

00:06:34,862 --> 00:06:35,Okay! Okay, then!

00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:36,Geez, I...

00:06:40,167 --> 00:06:42,Okay, if you're... if
you're facing the phone,

00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:46,turn right 90 degrees
and, uh, walk straight.

00:06:46,373 --> 00:06:49,You'll see some pieces of
broken concrete in the dirt.

00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:54,Just pull back the one that's
kinda shaped like New Jersey.

00:06:54,347 --> 00:06:55,New Jersey?

00:06:55,683 --> 00:06:57,Alfred Hitchcock in a fez.

00:06:57,718 --> 00:06:58,Whatever.

00:06:58,986 --> 00:07:00,Just [scoffs] pull
that one back,

00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:03,and you'll see a,
um, soda can tab.

00:07:03,624 --> 00:07:05,It's g***t a fishing
line tied to it.

00:07:05,192 --> 00:07:06,Follow that line,

00:07:06,594 --> 00:07:08,it'll take you to
an old water line,

00:07:08,361 --> 00:07:09,and just keep
pulling the string,

00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:11,and you'll get what I promised.

00:08:11,391 --> 00:08:12,Okay.

00:08:12,626 --> 00:08:13,Great. Was it all there?

00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:15,I mean, the rats didn't
eat it or anything?

00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:17,It's all here.

00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:18,[sighs]

00:08:19,466 --> 00:08:23,Okay, well, uh,
tell me, how hot?

00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:25,How hot?

00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:26,Yeah.

00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:29,Well... I still get followed.

00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:32,Not as often as when
the s***t first hit the fan,

00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:34,but I still see them.

00:08:35,783 --> 00:08:38,My mail gets opened.

00:08:38,318 --> 00:08:42,My phone at home
clicks whenever I use it.

00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:45,So the maestro buying the
farm, it didn't change anything?

00:08:45,325 --> 00:08:47,No. If anything,
it made it worse.

00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:49,Skyler White g***t her deal.

00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,So the only ones
left to go after

00:08:51,665 --> 00:08:52,are you and Pinkman.

00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,And I heard they found
his car down by the border,

00:08:54,702 --> 00:08:57,so, adios, dopehead.

00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,Oh, so they're still into me.

00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:03,Well...

00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:05,Hey, what do you know
about the nail salons?

00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:07,Nail salons are gone.

00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,Wha... Gone? All of them?

00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:10,Yep.

00:09:12,185 --> 00:09:13,What about the vending machines?

00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:15,- Gone.
- Jesus!

00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:18,Ah, don't tell me... Laser tag?

00:09:18,659 --> 00:09:20,Feds found it all, Saul.

00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:21,But how?

00:09:21,662 --> 00:09:24,It was shells within shells!

00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:25,D***n it!

00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:27,D***n it, okay...

00:09:28,468 --> 00:09:29,Okay.

00:09:30,537 --> 00:09:32,Hey, oh, what if...

00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:35,Let's say there was
an overseas account,

00:09:35,676 --> 00:09:37,um, Antigua and Barbuda...

00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:39,Tigerfish Corporation?

00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:41,- What?
- Tigerfish Corporation?

00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:44,$850k? I gave it to the feds.

00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:46,You did what? Why
would you do that?

00:09:46,453 --> 00:09:47,[automated voice]
Time has expired.

00:09:47,554 --> 00:09:49,God d***n it!

00:09:49,222 --> 00:09:50,- Please deposit...
- [Francesca] You... You put my name

00:09:50,557 --> 00:09:52,on the board of a
fictional corporation....