Swinger.2016.DANiSH.COMPLETE.BLURAY-NoSence Subtitles

At 00:02:24,750, Character said: Jeg ved ikke...

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At 00:02:28,375, Character said: Jeg ved ikke, ** det er noget for mig.

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At 00:02:34,500, Character said: Fjernvarme er ligesom al anden varme.

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At 00:02:38,041, Character said: Det bliver bare lavet lidt l�ngere v�k.

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At 00:02:42,708, Character said: Jeg kan ikke finde ud af,
** det er noget for mig.

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At 00:02:47,208, Character said: - Jeg er n�dt til at t�nke over det.
- G�r det. Det er ogs� fint.

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At 00:02:52,750, Character said: Du m� kontakte mig, hvis du beslutter
dig for, vi skal lave en handel.

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At 00:02:59,541, Character said: Ja. Skal vi sige det?

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At 00:03:07,791, Character said: Vil du g� hjem og t�nke over det?
Eller...?

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At 00:03:12,958, Character said: Sidder du her og t�nker?

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At 00:04:08,166, Character said: - Jeg elsker dig h�jst.
- I to...

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At 00:04:13,958, Character said: Hvorfor st�r du der?

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At 00:04:18,166, Character said: - Jeg bor her.
- St� ikke og gem dig. Du skr�mmer mig.

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At 00:04:23,458, Character said: Se at komme i noget andet t�j.
Vi skal af sted.

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At 00:04:27,500, Character said: Jeg har sat din taske frem. Kom s�.

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At 00:05:27,541, Character said: K�bte du den r�de?
Hvor er du god, skat. Ja...

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At 00:05:33,916, Character said: Det kunne v�re hyggeligt.
Nej, vi tager v�k i weekenden.

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At 00:05:38,166, Character said: Vi tager af sted ** en times tid.

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At 00:05:44,000, Character said: Vil du snakke med far? Nej?

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At 00:05:47,583, Character said: Okay, skat. Vi snakkes bare ved, ikke?
Hej, hej.

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At 00:05:59,125, Character said: Har du siddet der hele dagen?
Otte timers lysterapi.

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At 00:06:04,625, Character said: Der er rigtig sol ude i virkeligheden.

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At 00:06:24,416, Character said: - Estoy feliz de verte.
- Estoy feliz de verte.

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At 00:06:28,666, Character said: - Estoy feliz de estar aqui.
- Estoy feliz de estar aqui.

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At 00:06:33,791, Character said: - Estoy muy feliz de estar aqui.
- Estoy muy feliz de estar aqui.

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At 00:06:39,375, Character said: - Estoy feliz de verte.
- Estoy feliz de verte.

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At 00:06:45,625, Character said: - I ser da begge sunde og dejlige ud.
- Ja, vi er meget i Spanien. Solkysten.

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At 00:06:51,541, Character said: Vi plejer ikke at snakke **, hvis skyld
det er, at I ikke kan blive gravide.

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At 00:06:59,916, Character said: Men det er Jans skyld, kan jeg forst�?

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At 00:07:04,208, Character said: Nu skal I bare se.

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At 00:07:14,166, Character said: Det her er en Bandariba-plante.

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At 00:07:16,875, Character said: Den er indisk, og den har en helt
fantastisk virkning p� fertiliteten.

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At 00:07:21,125, Character said: - Det er videnskabeligt bevist.
- Ja. Vi er heller ikke til hokuspokus.

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At 00:07:27,916, Character said: Jeg er vandmand, s� jeg har begge ben
p� jorden. Skal Jan spise bladene?

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At 00:07:33,291, Character said: Nej, vi pisker ham med den,
indtil han tager sig sammen.

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At 00:07:43,416, Character said: Nej, det er selvf�lgelig bare pjat.

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At 00:07:47,541, Character said: Men latter har en helt utrolig positiv
virkning p� vores krop.

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At 00:07:52,875, Character said: Og ogs� p� fertiliteten.

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At 00:07:58,958, Character said: - S�dan. Hej.
- Hej, vi ses p� s�ndag!

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At 00:08:09,875, Character said: - Tror du, Christoffer er lykkelig?
- Han er 17 og har k�reste med D-sk�l.

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At 00:08:14,750, Character said: Hvor fanden er den biln�gle?

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At 00:08:23,083, Character said: Jeg tror ikke, vi narrer nogen med
det golfudstyr. Det er helt ubrugt.

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At 00:08:27,541, Character said: Har du r�get?

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At 00:08:30,916, Character said: Nej.

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At 00:08:40,583, Character said: Hvad er s� det her?

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At 00:08:44,291, Character said: Jeg holder dem for en ven.

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At 00:08:49,166, Character said: Du har sgu da ikke nogen venner.

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At 00:09:34,250, Character said: Hej, hej!

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At 00:09:42,583, Character said: - Hej, Iris, din satans k�lling.
- Hej, J�rgen.

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At 00:09:46,208, Character said: Kan du s� se
at f� lagt den nederdel op?

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At 00:09:49,541, Character said: - Hej, Adam. Hvordan g�r det?
- Jo, udm�rket. G�r det godt med jer?

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At 00:09:54,083, Character said: Glimrende. Jeg har 80 ansatte at
holde styr p�. Du ved, hvordan det er.

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At 00:09:57,458, Character said: - Det ved jeg sgu ikke noget **.
- Man kan kun regne med skattev�snet.

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At 00:10:02,541, Character said: - S� I k�rer stadig i Citro�n'en?
- Det er mest Iris, der k�rer.

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At 00:10:06,666, Character said: S� har du h�nderne fri til at strikke.
Kom, skat.

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At 00:10:09,958, Character said: - Kan vi n� f�rgen tilbage?
- Lad v�re med at v�re s� barnlig.

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At 00:10:13,833, Character said: Han startede.

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At 00:10:15,750, Character said: - Hej, Henriette!
- Hej!

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At 00:10:20,541, Character said: - Du ser pragtfuld ud.
- Tak!

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At 00:10:26,125, Character said: - Og velkommen, Adam.
- Tak, det er dejligt at v�re her.

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At 00:10:32,000, Character said: - Suiten!
- Tillykke, J�rgen. S� er det p� plads.

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At 00:10:39,291, Character said: - Snakker i ** kaffemaskiner?
- Nej, nej.

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At 00:10:43,625, Character said: - Har du n�glen, Jan?
- Ingeborg, det er her. Suiten!

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At 00:11:06,666, Character said: Skal du ikke have de der nikotinplastre
af? De er ikke s�rlig appetitlige.

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At 00:11:24,750, Character said: - Hvor er det i Spanien?
- Malaga.

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At 00:11:27,791, Character said: - Er det ikke et r�vsygt omr�de?
- Det er hyggeligt. Mange danskere.

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At 00:11:33,166, Character said: Jeg var tryg ved min f�rste mand,
n�r han k�rte, men Finn...

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At 00:11:40,583, Character said: Jeg ved ikke... Jeg sidder og hopper
og danser i mit s�de.

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At 00:11:45,166, Character said: Er det ikke omfattende
at f� fjernvarme lagt ind?

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At 00:11:49,625, Character said: - Hvis du ikke har f�et lagt r�r.
- Det har vi ikke.

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At 00:11:52,875, Character said: - S� vil jeg ikke anbefale det.
- Skal vi lade v�re?

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At 00:11:57,916, Character said: - Vi har lige s�et tulipaner...
- S� skal I ikke g�re det.

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At 00:12:01,708, Character said: - M�ske n�ste �r...?
- Nej, jeg ville ikke. Hvad har I?

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At 00:12:08,125, Character said: - En br�ndeovn. Og el.
- Det er ogs� meget hyggeligere.

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At 00:12:12,250, Character said: - Det buldrer lidt.
- Ja? Har I ikke el-paneler?

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At 00:12:18,208, Character said: - Jo, i stuen og sovev�relset.
- S� er det fint.

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At 00:12:23,625, Character said: Den er god nok.

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At 00:12:27,958, Character said: Hej, hej! Der har vi dem!

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At 00:12:32,083, Character said: - Jeg var bange for, I slet ikke kom.
- Hej!

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At 00:12:36,416, Character said: - Patricia og Patrick. Kom indenfor!
- Hej!

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At 00:12:43,333, Character said: - Velkommen!
- Det var lidt sv�rt at finde stedet.

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At 00:12:49,583, Character said: - Patricia.
- Noproblem. I fandt det.

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At 00:12:54,125, Character said: S�t jer ned. S�dan. Godt.

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At 00:12:57,791, Character said: i skal have en velkomstdrink.
V�rsgo.

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At 00:13:09,916, Character said: S� velkommen til Baun�.
�sters�ens legeplads.

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At 00:13:15,500, Character said: Det kan man godt kalde det,
for det er en legeplads.

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At 00:13:19,291, Character said: - En stor sandkasse.
- Det kan man godt sige. En sandkasse.

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At 00:13:24,750, Character said: - Hyggeligt.
- Ja, det er hyggeligt. Godt, Bolette.

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At 00:13:29,208, Character said: Som I kan se, har vi alle badek�ber p�.

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At 00:13:33,416, Character said: S� der er ingen forskel
p� direkt�ren og h�ndv�rkeren.

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At 00:13:37,375, Character said: Udover l�nchecken.
Det skal vi lige holde fast i.

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At 00:13:41,625, Character said: Lad os lige gennemg� reglerne.

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At 00:13:45,416, Character said: Bollerummet ligger i k�lderen.

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At 00:13:47,583, Character said: Og her er dresscoden pikant undert�j,
et h�ndkl�de eller mindre.

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At 00:13:52,708, Character said: I k�lderen kan man deltage
eller lade v�re og kigge p�.

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At 00:13:58,125, Character said: Det g�r man helt, som man har lyst til.

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At 00:14:01,208, Character said: G�sterne skal v�re afklarede, for
jalousi er til gene for hele klubben.

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At 00:14:06,125, Character said: Derfor skal, og jeg understreger skal,
al s***x p� tv�rs af par-

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At 00:14:11,708, Character said: - foreg� i k�lderen,
hvor det ikke er ford�kt.

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At 00:14:15,375, Character said: Her har vi �bent for alle mennesker,
vi f�r bes�g af alle slags.

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At 00:14:21,541, Character said: - Vi har ikke haft en indvandrer.
- Har vi ikke det?

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At 00:14:25,666, Character said: Karl-Gustav er da svensker.

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At 00:14:28,041, Character said: Ja. Fra Link�ping.

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At 00:14:30,625, Character said: Hey, der kan I bare se.
Alle er velkomne her.

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At 00:14:34,791, Character said: Nu finder jeg jeres n�gler,
s� kan I f� jeres v�relse.

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At 00:14:40,333, Character said: Pas p�,
jeg ikke tr�der dig over t�erne.

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At 00:14:57,166, Character said: Voil�!

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At 00:15:02,041, Character said: Badek�berne h�nger i skabet.
Der kan I ogs� h�nge bluf�rdigheden.

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At 00:15:08,666, Character said: I kommer bare ned til os andre,
n�r I er klar.

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At 00:15:24,250, Character said: - Det er sgu da hyggeligt.
- Ja, her er superhyggeligt.

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At 00:15:32,083, Character said: - Hvad er der?
- Det er bare...

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At 00:15:34,875, Character said: - Er det autentisk nok for dig?
- Ja, er du gal?

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At 00:15:44,500, Character said: - Hvad har vi gang i?
- Jeg ved det ikke.

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At 00:15:49,416, Character said: Du kan lige f� noget her.

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At 00:15:51,750, Character said: - Sk�l!
- Sk�l, Patricia!

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At 00:15:54,125, Character said: - Sk�l, Adam!
- Sk�l, Lone!

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At 00:15:57,583, Character said: Det er kompliceret
at pasteurisere 80.000 liter m�lk.

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At 00:16:04,875, Character said: - Det er mange liter.
- En k�mpe beholder.

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