This Country--mandy S01E02 Subtitles

At 00:00:20,080, Character said: All right?
You ain't going to believe this.

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At 00:00:22,720, Character said: What? Mr Perkins.

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At 00:00:24,800, Character said: What about him?

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At 00:00:26,040, Character said: He's dead.

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At 00:00:27,800, Character said: He's dead?

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At 00:00:30,600, Character said: Are you joking?

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At 00:00:32,400, Character said: No.

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At 00:00:35,200, Character said: Way!

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At 00:00:37,200, Character said: BOTH: Way!

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At 00:00:39,040, Character said: Way!

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At 00:00:40,400, Character said: # He's dead, he's dead,
he's dead, he's dead!

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At 00:00:44,120, Character said: # He's dead! He is dead!

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At 00:00:48,160, Character said: # He's dead, he's dead,
he's dead, he's dead!

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At 00:00:51,960, Character said: # He's dead! He is dead! #

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At 00:00:59,480, Character said: Basically, Mr Perkins was
our old woodwork teacher

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At 00:01:02,640, Character said: and he was a massive prick.

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At 00:01:04,160, Character said: Yeah. He used to be just
plain nasty, wasn't he, Kurts?

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At 00:01:07,320, Character said: Yeah. He always used to
say, "Oh, Kerry and Kurtan,

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At 00:01:09,760, Character said: "you'll do..."
"Nothing with your lives."

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At 00:01:12,160, Character said: Which is a bit rich, to be honest,
coming from him, who's now dead.

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At 00:01:15,240, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:01:16,280, Character said: # He's dead, he's dead,
he's dead, he's dead! #

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At 00:01:18,200, Character said: I think it's disgusting, what yous
is doing, celebrating a man's death.

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At 00:01:22,320, Character said: Shut up, Len, you're boring.

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At 00:01:24,000, Character said: Yeah, well, I think it's disgusting
you not celebrating the man's death.

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At 00:01:27,960, Character said: Charming.
Hogwarts is that way, Dumbledore.

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At 00:01:31,240, Character said: Idiot man.

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At 00:01:33,760, Character said: He used to call us...

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At 00:01:36,320, Character said: Ren and Stimpy, didn't he?

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At 00:01:37,520, Character said: Yeah. Tweedledum and Tweedledee.

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At 00:01:39,840, Character said: Pinky and Perky.

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At 00:01:41,040, Character said: Asterix and Obelix.

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At 00:01:42,360, Character said: Noel Edmonds and Mr Blobby.

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At 00:01:44,480, Character said: The Neville brothers.

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At 00:01:45,920, Character said: He used to say I looked like
the puppet off the Dolmio advert.

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At 00:01:50,560, Character said: It's just, I...I knew this day
would come, but I just,

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At 00:01:53,680, Character said: I actually can't believe it's here,
do you know what I mean?

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At 00:01:56,040, Character said: All right, Mand?
No, I'm not all right,

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At 00:01:58,960, Character said: some little old blind man with
a guide dog walked into a bin

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At 00:02:01,240, Character said: outside my house.

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At 00:02:02,360, Character said: S***t, is he all right?

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At 00:02:03,720, Character said: He won't be when I've g***t
my hands on him.

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At 00:02:05,760, Character said: Poor Tyson was so scared, he's run
up a tree and ate a bird's nest.

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At 00:02:08,960, Character said: So I'm going to find him
and break his legs for him.

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At 00:02:11,280, Character said: See how he likes it.

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At 00:02:12,640, Character said: You see him,
you send him my way, yeah?

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At 00:02:15,000, Character said: All right, you f***g psychopath.

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At 00:02:16,960, Character said: Who's a psychopath?

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At 00:02:19,160, Character said: Er...

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At 00:02:20,920, Character said: The blind man.

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At 00:02:24,400, Character said: Yeah, I know.
Poor little baby birds

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At 00:02:26,640, Character said: g***t their guts sucked out
their arseholes cos of him.

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At 00:02:28,960, Character said: Evil b***d.

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At 00:02:31,200, Character said: F***g weirdo.

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At 00:02:32,680, Character said: Who's a weirdo?

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At 00:02:36,520, Character said: Er...Kurtan.

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At 00:02:42,040, Character said: Yeah, I know.

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At 00:02:44,800, Character said: Come on, Tyson, you f***g prick.

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At 00:02:47,080, Character said: How the f***k did she hear all that?

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At 00:02:48,880, Character said: Erm...

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At 00:02:51,000, Character said: She's like a f***g bat.

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At 00:02:53,960, Character said: People are scared of Mandy,
but I ain't.

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At 00:02:56,160, Character said: Because we're both on
the same level of hardness.

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At 00:02:58,920, Character said: It's, like, Kane isn't scared
of The Undertaker

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At 00:03:01,400, Character said: because they're both
Brothers of Destruction.

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At 00:03:04,120, Character said: There's a kid crying over there.

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At 00:03:06,320, Character said: Do you want me to...? I can tell him
to shut the f***k up if you want?

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At 00:03:09,160, Character said: She belongs in a nuthouse, mate.

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At 00:03:10,880, Character said: She is f***g nuts.

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At 00:03:13,360, Character said: A very bad egg.

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At 00:03:16,400, Character said: I like Kerry. Her mum's...

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At 00:03:17,720, Character said: Mum's a good fighter, her mum,
down the pub and that.

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At 00:03:21,040, Character said: If you was in trouble,
you can always rely on her mum.

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At 00:03:23,440, Character said: Kerry's all right. Kurtan's a...

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At 00:03:25,560, Character said: He's a f***g moron.

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At 00:03:41,760, Character said: Our old prom photo, yeah?

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At 00:03:44,240, Character said: Ten minutes after that was taken,

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At 00:03:45,720, Character said: Kurtan vommed all the way down
his ivory tie.

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At 00:03:48,240, Character said: Yeah, only cos I kept spiking
my own drinks. Yeah.

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At 00:03:51,480, Character said: Oh, Kerr, our old detention cards
from Mr Perkins.

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At 00:03:55,600, Character said: "Kerry and Kurtan,
lunchtime detention

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At 00:03:57,560, Character said: "for making crass song
in woodwork class."

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At 00:04:00,360, Character said: Wait...I'll get it.
KEYBOARD PLAYS TUNE

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At 00:04:05,840, Character said: Five, six, seven.

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At 00:04:08,600, Character said: # Mr Perkins is a prick

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At 00:04:11,000, Character said: # Mr Perkins is a prick

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At 00:04:13,360, Character said: # Mr Perkins is a prick

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At 00:04:15,280, Character said: # Mr Perkins is a prick

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At 00:04:17,520, Character said: # Mr Perkins is a prick

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At 00:04:19,600, Character said: # Mr Perkins is a prick

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At 00:04:21,680, Character said: # Mr Perkins is a prick

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At 00:04:23,880, Character said: # All day long. #

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At 00:04:26,320, Character said: How is that crass?
How is that crass?

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At 00:04:29,760, Character said: Disruption, yeah, defiance, yeah,
abusive language, f***g yeah.

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At 00:04:37,440, Character said: Listen to this.

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At 00:04:39,040, Character said: "Kerry and Kurtan,
lunchtime detention

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At 00:04:41,080, Character said: "for making Robert Robinson

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At 00:04:42,560, Character said: "ask the teacher what rimming is."

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At 00:04:44,360, Character said: Who's Rob Robinson?

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At 00:04:46,240, Character said: You don't remember Robert Robinson?

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At 00:04:48,320, Character said: No.

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At 00:04:49,800, Character said: He was in our class in Year 6

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At 00:04:51,320, Character said: for, like, two terms
and he just vanished.

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At 00:04:53,200, Character said: No-one ever heard of him again.

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At 00:04:57,160, Character said: He had...
Instead of a rucksack, yeah,

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At 00:04:59,240, Character said: he had a suitcase on wheels.

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At 00:05:01,120, Character said: And you started his nickname,
which was Terminal Three.

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At 00:05:04,960, Character said: You started that.
That was brilliant.

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At 00:05:07,440, Character said: You don't remember that?

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At 00:05:08,760, Character said: Robert Robinson.

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At 00:05:10,600, Character said: You don't remember?

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At 00:05:18,160, Character said: Year 6 camping trip,
he brought in an old army camp bed

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At 00:05:21,760, Character said: and it had blood on it.

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At 00:05:23,280, Character said: No.

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At 00:05:25,560, Character said: We used to bog-wash him so much,

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At 00:05:26,920, Character said: the bleach in the toilet actually
turned his hair white.

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At 00:05:29,320, Character said: No. Oh, my God!

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At 00:05:31,800, Character said: He had about three unruly
deaf brothers, yeah?

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At 00:05:34,200, Character said: And he used to get picked up after
school in a dirty old Land Rover

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At 00:05:36,720, Character said: full of flailing arms. No.

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At 00:05:38,680, Character said: You don't remember that?

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At 00:05:39,920, Character said: No. He used to write everything out
in that calculator font

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At 00:05:42,640, Character said: cos he thought
it was really cool.

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At 00:05:45,320, Character said: No. We made him eat a f***g
bark sandwich, for f***k's sake.

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At 00:05:49,280, Character said: No. You don't remember that?

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At 00:05:51,480, Character said: No. Nothing? Nothing.

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At 00:05:53,600, Character said: F***k.

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At 00:05:57,440, Character said: Right, I'm going to get Slugs over,
he was in our class, he'll remember.

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At 00:06:00,240, Character said: Please don't get Slugs over.
Yes, I **! He'll never leave.

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At 00:06:03,080, Character said: Me and Kurtan have known
Slugs since school

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At 00:06:05,000, Character said: and I've never met anyone
who outstays their welcome

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At 00:06:07,120, Character said: more than him.

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At 00:06:08,600, Character said: Like, you'll say, "Sorry, Slugs,

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At 00:06:09,960, Character said: "I can't stop and chat I've g***t
to go and have my dinner."

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At 00:06:12,160, Character said: And he'll go, "What we having?"

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At 00:06:14,320, Character said: Robert Robinson, yeah?

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At 00:06:15,600, Character said: He had a fat woman's arse and tiny,
short little legs like a troll.

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At 00:06:18,200, Character said: Yeah, you sure you're not...