An.American.Pickle.2020.English Subtitles

00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:21,In old country of Schlupsk, I ** ditch digger.

00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,It is not always great.

00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,Life is difficult.

00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:54,But then one day,

00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,Hashem gives me a miracle.

00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:05,Her name is Sarah.

00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,She is strong

00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:11,and she has all her teeth, top and bottom.

00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,I decide at once to woo her.

00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,Wooing fails,

00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,but I ** determined to win her.

00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:35,Every day, I dig twice the ditch.

00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:13,It is greatest summer of my life.

00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,We have so much in common.

00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:18,Her favorite color black. My favorite color black.

00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,Her parents murdered by Cossacks.

00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:23,My parents murdered by Cossacks.

00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:26,I notice nice little thing about her.

00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,She always sneeze same way.

00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,Four time.

00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,Is adorable.

00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:40,Sometimes, when we want to be alone,

00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,we go to very special bog.

00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:45,We tell each other all our hopes and dreams.

00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,Oh.

00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:06,We have wedding in front of whole town.

00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,Hashem blesses us.

00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,For a bit.

00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,We are attacked by Cossacks.

00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,Bloodthirsty, Jew-hungry,

00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:24,Russian maniacs drunk from vodka.

00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:25,Jew!

00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:32,The Cossacks destroy our whole world.

00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,But...

00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,we are the Greenbaums.

00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,We are strong.

00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:43,And together there is no stopping us.

00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:48,We keep fighting till we have American dream.

00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:51,All right, let's get these

00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:51,dumb Polacks outta here.

00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:56,Compared to Cossacks,

00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:56,Americans very kind.

00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:59,All right. This way, you filthy Jews. Let's go.

00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:02,I find good job in pickle factory.

00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,A good Jewish business.

00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:07,The foreman will not let me mix salt.

00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,Or sort cucumber.

00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:12,But he says I can chase rats with club

00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:16,and he will pay nickel for every ten Herschel smash.

00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:22,It is not dream job.

00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:25,But I ** grateful for chance to prove my worth.

00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:28,Get your seltzer water here! Just one bright, shiny nickel.

00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,Some things still out of reach.

00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,Seltzer water. Get your seltzer water!

00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,Yeah, you, sir. Seltzer water today?

00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,It's only one bright, shiny nickel for the men.

00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,It's only one bright, shiny nickel for the ladies.

00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:44,But over time we work and save.

00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,I grant Sarah's wish.

00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:51,A beautiful Greenbaum family plot

00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,for us to share.

00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:54,Forever.

00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:01,Then Hashem gives us biggest miracle of all.

00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,So one night to Sarah

00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,I make this vow.

00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:11,Our child will be strong.

00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:15,And our child's child will be strong.

00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:19,Our family will prosper.

00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:23,And in 100 years,

00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:25,the Greenbaums will be powerful.

00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,Successful.

00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:31,The strongest in the land.

00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,And then one day,

00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,everything changed.

00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,Attention!

00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:18,This factory has been condemned.

00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,-D***n it. -S***t.

00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,Dude, we're never gonna find this, bro.

00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,No, it's definitely this way.

00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,Whoa.

00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,Let's go!

00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:58,Please! Please! Settle down.

00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:02,Essentially, the pickle brine preserved him perfectly.

00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:06,It's been 100 years, but he hasn't aged a day.

00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:09,-That's impossible. -You don't honestly expect us

00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:09,to buy that, do you?

00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,What's the science behind it?

00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,Please, let me explain.

00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:15,The scientist explains.

00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,His logic is good.

00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,It satisfies everyone.

00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,-Oh, yes. -It makes sense.

00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,-Absolutely. -Very clear.

00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,But...

00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,I'm very sad.

00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:29,The world has changed.

00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:32,Everything I know is gone. And...

00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,...everyone.

00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,I'm so sorry, Herschel.

00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,You will check again.

00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,We already checked the city records twice.

00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,She wasn't brined.

00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,She's been dead for 80 years.

00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,You will check again.

00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,We already checked.

00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,My Sarah is gone.

00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,Our child is gone.

00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,I have nothing.

00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:07,Then I get some great news.

00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,Great news, Herschel.

00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,It took a little bit of doing,

00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:13,but we were able to track down a living relative.

00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,I have family?

00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,Yes.

00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,A great-grandson.

00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:21,And, as luck would have it, he lives right here in Brooklyn

00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:24,and he's exactly the same age as you.

00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:30,And we're contacting him right now.

00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,Thank you.

00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:37,I ** so excited I forget all my misery.

00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,Even though I have not met this Ben,

00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:43,I can see him in my mind.

00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:47,He will be just like how I vowed to Sarah,

00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,powerful.

00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,Successful.

00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,The strongest in the land.

00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,Oh, I'm sorry.

00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,Excuse me.

00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,Greenbaum.

00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,Yeah.

00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,Greenbaum.

00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,Greenbaum.

00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,Greenbaum.

00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,Greenbaum!

00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,Greenbaum!

00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,Greenbaum!

00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,All right!

00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,It must be so crazy for you.

00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,Very crazy.

00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,Crazy for me, too, man.

00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,Are you allowed to leave?

00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,Do you wanna come back to my apartment?

00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,-Very much. -All right. Let's go.

00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:57,Yeah, I g***t him. I'm his great-grandson.

00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:00,So he's gonna stay with me for a bit. Yeah. Thank you.

00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,Take it in.

00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,Cool, huh?

00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,Make way.

00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,It's a scooter.

00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,They're actually pretty fun.

00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:30,Anyway, I can't wait to show you, like, the future.

00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:33,There's so much cool s***t, man. You're gonna love it.

00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,It's cool, man. It's a cab.

00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:43,It's gonna take us back to my apartment. Hop in.

00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,It's all right.

00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,Oh, yeah, crawl in.

00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,There you go. You g***t it.

00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,We're going to Brooklyn, please. Thank you.

00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,Here we are, man.

00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,Home, sweet home.

00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,Hey, check this out.

00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,Alexa, lights.

00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,Pretty cool, huh?

00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,All this yours?

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