Superhero.Movie.2008.EXTENDED.1080p.265-RARBG Subtitles

00:02:41,826 --> 00:02:42,Who ** I?

00:02:43,773 --> 00:02:44,You sure you want to know?

00:02:45,834 --> 00:02:47,Truth is, I'm a nobody.

00:02:48,470 --> 00:02:50,Actually, I'm worse than a nobody.

00:02:50,830 --> 00:02:52,I'm this guy.

00:02:52,638 --> 00:02:55,Stop!
Stop the bus!

00:03:06,421 --> 00:03:08,The story of my life is not
for the faint of heart.

00:03:08,929 --> 00:03:11,Thanks.

00:03:11,066 --> 00:03:13,But, like any story worth telling,

00:03:13,264 --> 00:03:15,it's all about a girl.

00:03:16,123 --> 00:03:18,Not that girl.

00:03:18,288 --> 00:03:20,- Hey. Hi.
- I don't think that is a girl.

00:03:20,956 --> 00:03:23,No, it's about this girl...

00:03:23,340 --> 00:03:25,Jill Johnson.

00:03:25,228 --> 00:03:29,Ever since I can remember
I've been in love with her,

00:03:29,022 --> 00:03:30,but she barely knows I exist.

00:03:30,907 --> 00:03:32,Yo, Rick!
Yo, come here, man!

00:03:32,607 --> 00:03:34,I g***t you a seat down here. What's...

00:03:34,305 --> 00:03:35,I'll call y'all back.
Everybody, bye.

00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:37,- What's up, man?
- Hey, Trey.

00:03:37,346 --> 00:03:39,Dude, I'm so psyched
for this class trip.

00:03:39,207 --> 00:03:41,We about to see some real
serious cutting-edge s***t.

00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:44,That's what I'm talking about.

00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:46,Yo, you g***t any C batteries on you?
AAs?

00:03:46,472 --> 00:03:48,G***t that new sandwich
from Sony in my backpack.

00:03:48,938 --> 00:03:50,Wi-Fi... mmm!

00:03:51,313 --> 00:03:54,Yo! You g***t to forget about her, dawg.

00:03:54,065 --> 00:03:55,Look look.
Let me show you something.

00:03:56,016 --> 00:03:58,She not even looking at you.

00:03:58,547 --> 00:04:00,If I could just tell her how I feel.

00:04:00,376 --> 00:04:02,Look, Rick, I already told you...

00:04:02,358 --> 00:04:03,you never gonna get
with Jill, all right?

00:04:04,024 --> 00:04:05,Seriously, she hangs out
with the popular crew,

00:04:05,689 --> 00:04:08,and nobody messes around
outside their group, man.

00:04:08,062 --> 00:04:10,Come on, that crew stuff isn't real.

00:04:10,336 --> 00:04:12,The hell it ain't.
Look around, Rick.

00:04:12,318 --> 00:04:14,- Look, you g***t your jocks...
- Get the ball, man.

00:04:14,146 --> 00:04:16,...nerds, emos,

00:04:16,577 --> 00:04:18,Frodos,

00:04:18,789 --> 00:04:21,the Scarface society...

00:04:21,161 --> 00:04:23,...the sexual predators.
- Yeah.

00:04:23,785 --> 00:04:26,- Of course you g***t the Rick punchers.
- The who?

00:04:26,281 --> 00:04:29,- Oh!
- Yeah, they new.

00:04:29,744 --> 00:04:30,But you know what?
Who cares?

00:04:30,735 --> 00:04:32,'Cause we g***t our own crew...
me and you.

00:04:32,659 --> 00:04:34,Thanks, Trey.
You're the best, man.

00:04:35,605 --> 00:04:37,- ** I in?
- No.

00:04:37,170 --> 00:04:39,Come on.
Hey, it's me and you, baby.

00:04:39,188 --> 00:04:40,The two of us against the world.
You hear me?

00:04:40,790 --> 00:04:42,You look good today.
I like your hair.

00:04:42,202 --> 00:04:43,I'm gonna show you
something nasty I downloaded.

00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:45,Don't tell nobody.

00:04:47,103 --> 00:04:48,Welcome to Amalgamated.

00:04:48,733 --> 00:04:50,I'm Dr. Strom,
head of the research department...

00:04:50,685 --> 00:04:53,- Come on, man.
- ... where we create the future today.

00:04:53,572 --> 00:04:56,And now I'd like
to show you our crown jewel.

00:04:56,838 --> 00:04:59,The Amalgamated animal genetics lab.

00:05:01,993 --> 00:05:04,Go ahead, explore.

00:05:04,235 --> 00:05:05,Yo yo. Come on, Rick.
Man, check this out.

00:05:05,965 --> 00:05:09,All of our animals are
genetically engineered

00:05:09,232 --> 00:05:11,and each of them has...

00:05:11,727 --> 00:05:13,Oh, you're so pretty.

00:05:13,653 --> 00:05:16,Hi, birdie.

00:05:16,406 --> 00:05:18,Hi. Hi.

00:05:19,930 --> 00:05:23,- She's beautiful, isn't she?
- Yes, she is.

00:05:25,182 --> 00:05:27,Uh, I'm gonna take a picture of her

00:05:27,259 --> 00:05:28,for the school newspaper.

00:05:28,926 --> 00:05:30,Our only rules: Don't feed the animals

00:05:31,006 --> 00:05:33,and please,
no flash photography.

00:05:35,142 --> 00:05:37,Some of our genetically-
engineered animals

00:05:37,252 --> 00:05:39,are a little sensitive to light.

00:05:41,836 --> 00:05:43,It flew away.

00:05:48,369 --> 00:05:50,Uh... whoo-hoo.

00:05:51,572 --> 00:05:53,What the F, loser?

00:05:53,585 --> 00:05:56,- Get him, Lance.
- Come on, Lance.

00:05:56,213 --> 00:05:59,- Leave him alone.
- I don't think so.

00:05:59,384 --> 00:06:02,Is there a problem, Lance?

00:06:02,106 --> 00:06:05,No. No problem, Uncle Lou.

00:06:05,724 --> 00:06:07,Mr. Landers!

00:06:07,773 --> 00:06:10,Students, this is Lou Landers,

00:06:10,238 --> 00:06:13,visionary scientist
and C.E.O. of Amalgamated.

00:06:13,281 --> 00:06:15,Well, I'm just a businessman now.

00:06:15,941 --> 00:06:18,The future of science

00:06:18,151 --> 00:06:20,belongs to all of you.

00:06:20,199 --> 00:06:23,Please, enjoy the tour.

00:06:30,644 --> 00:06:32,Are you okay?

00:06:32,597 --> 00:06:35,Yes, this is healthy-cough blood.

00:06:37,081 --> 00:06:41,Rick Riker. You're not Blaine and Julia
Riker's son, are you?

00:06:41,242 --> 00:06:44,- I **.
- Ah. Good people.

00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:47,- How are they?
- They died violently nine years ago.

00:06:47,327 --> 00:06:49,But otherwise okay?

00:06:49,121 --> 00:06:52,Yes, thank you.
I live with my aunt and uncle now.

00:06:52,805 --> 00:06:55,Well, you seem
like a real chip off the old block.

00:06:55,559 --> 00:06:57,Let's hope you're not
violently murdered too.

00:07:03,823 --> 00:07:06,That's for making me look stupid.

00:07:06,608 --> 00:07:08,Next time I hurt you.

00:07:08,849 --> 00:07:11,Yeah.
You the man, Lance.

00:07:15,096 --> 00:07:17,Our work with these animals
has helped us develop

00:07:17,109 --> 00:07:20,new antibiotics,
advanced pesticides

00:07:20,218 --> 00:07:23,and a powerful new pheromone
which drives animals to mate

00:07:23,934 --> 00:07:26,called compound H2O9.

00:07:26,272 --> 00:07:28,It's a strong sexual attractant.

00:07:28,768 --> 00:07:31,A single drop is enough
to arouse any animal.

00:07:31,621 --> 00:07:35,We plan on using it to breed
endangered species.

00:07:35,238 --> 00:07:38,A special and indeed
often overlooked...

00:07:38,858 --> 00:07:41,Our most-promising research

00:07:41,742 --> 00:07:43,is with these dragonflies.

00:07:43,885 --> 00:07:46,For example,
this dragonfly's skin

00:07:46,258 --> 00:07:48,has a hard,
armor-like exoskeleton

00:07:48,562 --> 00:07:49,to defend against...

00:07:49,972 --> 00:07:51,And this species of dragonfly

00:07:51,667 --> 00:07:53,has enormous strength for its size.

00:07:55,801 --> 00:07:57,It can lift vast amounts.

00:07:57,366 --> 00:07:59,More than it's body weight.

00:07:59,578 --> 00:08:03,And here we've injected the DNA
from all three species

00:08:03,036 --> 00:08:05,into seven new genetically-enhanced

00:08:05,409 --> 00:08:07,super dragonflies.

00:08:07,201 --> 00:08:09,But there's only six in there.

00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:13,Well, one missing dragonfly
is the least of my concerns.

00:08:13,346 --> 00:08:15,I lost six tigers alone last month.

00:08:19,758 --> 00:08:23,This area is where
we keep our livestock.

00:08:31,255 --> 00:08:33,Aren't you going to do something?

00:08:33,364 --> 00:08:34,Soon as I get this up on YouTube.

00:08:42,272 --> 00:08:46,I see. Ye... well,
yes, I understand.

00:08:46,206 --> 00:08:48,Thank you for the call.

00:08:48,387 --> 00:08:50,That was the principal.

00:08:50,818 --> 00:08:53,Rick walked off a class trip.

00:08:53,063 --> 00:08:56,After all the parenting you've done,

00:08:56,007 --> 00:08:57,he's still so troubled.

00:08:57,932 --> 00:09:00,Why do you think that is, Albert?

00:09:01,295 --> 00:09:02,I have no idea, Lucille.

00:09:03,022 --> 00:09:05,I have taught him everything I know
about being a man.

00:09:05,584 --> 00:09:07,And a good man you are

00:09:07,827 --> 00:09:09,after all these years of marriage.

00:09:10,005 --> 00:09:11,It's like we first met.

00:09:11,540 --> 00:09:13,Sure, you're a little older.

00:09:13,849 --> 00:09:15,Your hair's grey.

00:09:15,512 --> 00:09:16,You have crow's feet.

00:09:16,892 --> 00:09:19,It takes you an hour to pee.

00:09:19,386 --> 00:09:21,Your thighs look like cottage cheese

00:09:21,566 --> 00:09:23,someone threw up on a hot sidewalk.

00:09:23,489 --> 00:09:27,And you've always had a tiny p***s.

00:09:28,326 --> 00:09:31,Well... what does it matter
when you're in love?

00:09:35,563 --> 00:09:37,Oh, Rick.

00:09:37,755 --> 00:09:40,We were wondering where you were.

00:09:40,011 --> 00:09:42,It's so late.

00:09:43,455 --> 00:09:46,About time you g***t home.
Your aunt was getting worried.

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