Superhero.Movie.2008.EXTENDED.1080p.265-RARBG Subtitles

At 00:02:41,826, Character said: Who ** I?

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At 00:02:43,773, Character said: You sure you want to know?

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At 00:02:45,834, Character said: Truth is, I'm a nobody.

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At 00:02:48,470, Character said: Actually, I'm worse than a nobody.

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At 00:02:50,830, Character said: I'm this guy.

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At 00:02:52,638, Character said: Stop!
Stop the bus!

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At 00:03:06,421, Character said: The story of my life is not
for the faint of heart.

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At 00:03:08,929, Character said: Thanks.

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At 00:03:11,066, Character said: But, like any story worth telling,

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At 00:03:13,264, Character said: it's all about a girl.

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At 00:03:16,123, Character said: Not that girl.

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At 00:03:18,288, Character said: - Hey. Hi.
- I don't think that is a girl.

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At 00:03:20,956, Character said: No, it's about this girl...

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At 00:03:23,340, Character said: Jill Johnson.

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At 00:03:25,228, Character said: Ever since I can remember
I've been in love with her,

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At 00:03:29,022, Character said: but she barely knows I exist.

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At 00:03:30,907, Character said: Yo, Rick!
Yo, come here, man!

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At 00:03:32,607, Character said: I g***t you a seat down here. What's...

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At 00:03:34,305, Character said: I'll call y'all back.
Everybody, bye.

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At 00:03:35,716, Character said: - What's up, man?
- Hey, Trey.

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At 00:03:37,346, Character said: Dude, I'm so psyched
for this class trip.

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At 00:03:39,207, Character said: We about to see some real
serious cutting-edge s***t.

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At 00:03:42,890, Character said: That's what I'm talking about.

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At 00:03:44,520, Character said: Yo, you g***t any C batteries on you?
AAs?

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At 00:03:46,472, Character said: G***t that new sandwich
from Sony in my backpack.

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At 00:03:48,938, Character said: Wi-Fi... mmm!

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At 00:03:51,313, Character said: Yo! You g***t to forget about her, dawg.

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At 00:03:54,065, Character said: Look look.
Let me show you something.

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At 00:03:56,016, Character said: She not even looking at you.

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At 00:03:58,547, Character said: If I could just tell her how I feel.

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At 00:04:00,376, Character said: Look, Rick, I already told you...

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At 00:04:02,358, Character said: you never gonna get
with Jill, all right?

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At 00:04:04,024, Character said: Seriously, she hangs out
with the popular crew,

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At 00:04:05,689, Character said: and nobody messes around
outside their group, man.

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At 00:04:08,062, Character said: Come on, that crew stuff isn't real.

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At 00:04:10,336, Character said: The hell it ain't.
Look around, Rick.

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At 00:04:12,318, Character said: - Look, you g***t your jocks...
- Get the ball, man.

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At 00:04:14,146, Character said: ...nerds, emos,

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At 00:04:16,577, Character said: Frodos,

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At 00:04:18,789, Character said: the Scarface society...

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At 00:04:21,161, Character said: ...the sexual predators.
- Yeah.

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At 00:04:23,785, Character said: - Of course you g***t the Rick punchers.
- The who?

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At 00:04:26,281, Character said: - Oh!
- Yeah, they new.

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At 00:04:29,744, Character said: But you know what?
Who cares?

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At 00:04:30,735, Character said: 'Cause we g***t our own crew...
me and you.

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At 00:04:32,659, Character said: Thanks, Trey.
You're the best, man.

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At 00:04:35,605, Character said: - ** I in?
- No.

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At 00:04:37,170, Character said: Come on.
Hey, it's me and you, baby.

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At 00:04:39,188, Character said: The two of us against the world.
You hear me?

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At 00:04:40,790, Character said: You look good today.
I like your hair.

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At 00:04:42,202, Character said: I'm gonna show you
something nasty I downloaded.

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At 00:04:43,800, Character said: Don't tell nobody.

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At 00:04:47,103, Character said: Welcome to Amalgamated.

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At 00:04:48,733, Character said: I'm Dr. Strom,
head of the research department...

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At 00:04:50,685, Character said: - Come on, man.
- ... where we create the future today.

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At 00:04:53,572, Character said: And now I'd like
to show you our crown jewel.

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At 00:04:56,838, Character said: The Amalgamated animal genetics lab.

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At 00:05:01,993, Character said: Go ahead, explore.

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At 00:05:04,235, Character said: Yo yo. Come on, Rick.
Man, check this out.

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At 00:05:05,965, Character said: All of our animals are
genetically engineered

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At 00:05:09,232, Character said: and each of them has...

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At 00:05:11,727, Character said: Oh, you're so pretty.

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At 00:05:13,653, Character said: Hi, birdie.

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At 00:05:16,406, Character said: Hi. Hi.

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At 00:05:19,930, Character said: - She's beautiful, isn't she?
- Yes, she is.

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At 00:05:25,182, Character said: Uh, I'm gonna take a picture of her

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At 00:05:27,259, Character said: for the school newspaper.

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At 00:05:28,926, Character said: Our only rules: Don't feed the animals

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At 00:05:31,006, Character said: and please,
no flash photography.

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At 00:05:35,142, Character said: Some of our genetically-
engineered animals

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At 00:05:37,252, Character said: are a little sensitive to light.

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At 00:05:41,836, Character said: It flew away.

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At 00:05:48,369, Character said: Uh... whoo-hoo.

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At 00:05:51,572, Character said: What the F, loser?

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At 00:05:53,585, Character said: - Get him, Lance.
- Come on, Lance.

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At 00:05:56,213, Character said: - Leave him alone.
- I don't think so.

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At 00:05:59,384, Character said: Is there a problem, Lance?

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At 00:06:02,106, Character said: No. No problem, Uncle Lou.

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At 00:06:05,724, Character said: Mr. Landers!

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At 00:06:07,773, Character said: Students, this is Lou Landers,

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At 00:06:10,238, Character said: visionary scientist
and C.E.O. of Amalgamated.

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At 00:06:13,281, Character said: Well, I'm just a businessman now.

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At 00:06:15,941, Character said: The future of science

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At 00:06:18,151, Character said: belongs to all of you.

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At 00:06:20,199, Character said: Please, enjoy the tour.

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At 00:06:30,644, Character said: Are you okay?

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At 00:06:32,597, Character said: Yes, this is healthy-cough blood.

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At 00:06:37,081, Character said: Rick Riker. You're not Blaine and Julia
Riker's son, are you?

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At 00:06:41,242, Character said: - I **.
- Ah. Good people.

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At 00:06:44,154, Character said: - How are they?
- They died violently nine years ago.

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At 00:06:47,327, Character said: But otherwise okay?

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At 00:06:49,121, Character said: Yes, thank you.
I live with my aunt and uncle now.

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At 00:06:52,805, Character said: Well, you seem
like a real chip off the old block.

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At 00:06:55,559, Character said: Let's hope you're not
violently murdered too.

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At 00:07:03,823, Character said: That's for making me look stupid.

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At 00:07:06,608, Character said: Next time I hurt you.

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At 00:07:08,849, Character said: Yeah.
You the man, Lance.

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At 00:07:15,096, Character said: Our work with these animals
has helped us develop

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At 00:07:17,109, Character said: new antibiotics,
advanced pesticides

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At 00:07:20,218, Character said: and a powerful new pheromone
which drives animals to mate

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At 00:07:23,934, Character said: called compound H2O9.

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At 00:07:26,272, Character said: It's a strong sexual attractant.

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At 00:07:28,768, Character said: A single drop is enough
to arouse any animal.

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At 00:07:31,621, Character said: We plan on using it to breed
endangered species.

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At 00:07:35,238, Character said: A special and indeed
often overlooked...

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At 00:07:38,858, Character said: Our most-promising research

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At 00:07:41,742, Character said: is with these dragonflies.

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At 00:07:43,885, Character said: For example,
this dragonfly's skin

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At 00:07:46,258, Character said: has a hard,
armor-like exoskeleton

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At 00:07:48,562, Character said: to defend against...

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At 00:07:49,972, Character said: And this species of dragonfly

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At 00:07:51,667, Character said: has enormous strength for its size.

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At 00:07:55,801, Character said: It can lift vast amounts.

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At 00:07:57,366, Character said: More than it's body weight.

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At 00:07:59,578, Character said: And here we've injected the DNA
from all three species

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At 00:08:03,036, Character said: into seven new genetically-enhanced

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At 00:08:05,409, Character said: super dragonflies.

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At 00:08:07,201, Character said: But there's only six in there.

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At 00:08:09,989, Character said: Well, one missing dragonfly
is the least of my concerns.

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At 00:08:13,346, Character said: I lost six tigers alone last month.

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At 00:08:19,758, Character said: This area is where
we keep our livestock.

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At 00:08:31,255, Character said: Aren't you going to do something?

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At 00:08:33,364, Character said: Soon as I get this up on YouTube.

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At 00:08:42,272, Character said: I see. Ye... well,
yes, I understand.

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At 00:08:46,206, Character said: Thank you for the call.

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At 00:08:48,387, Character said: That was the principal.

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At 00:08:50,818, Character said: Rick walked off a class trip.

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At 00:08:53,063, Character said: After all the parenting you've done,

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At 00:08:56,007, Character said: he's still so troubled.

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At 00:08:57,932, Character said: Why do you think that is, Albert?

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At 00:09:01,295, Character said: I have no idea, Lucille.

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At 00:09:03,022, Character said: I have taught him everything I know
about being a man.

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At 00:09:05,584, Character said: And a good man you are

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At 00:09:07,827, Character said: after all these years of marriage.

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At 00:09:10,005, Character said: It's like we first met.

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At 00:09:11,540, Character said: Sure, you're a little older.

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At 00:09:13,849, Character said: Your hair's grey.

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At 00:09:15,512, Character said: You have crow's feet.

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At 00:09:16,892, Character said: It takes you an hour to pee.

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At 00:09:19,386, Character said: Your thighs look like cottage cheese

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At 00:09:21,566, Character said: someone threw up on a hot sidewalk.

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At 00:09:23,489, Character said: And you've always had a tiny p***s.

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At 00:09:28,326, Character said: Well... what does it matter
when you're in love?

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At 00:09:35,563, Character said: Oh, Rick.

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At 00:09:37,755, Character said: We were wondering where you were.

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At 00:09:40,011, Character said: It's so late.

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At 00:09:43,455, Character said: About time you g***t home.
Your aunt was getting worried.

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