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00:00:06,339 --> 00:00:06,- I'm hosting a tournament.

00:00:08,441 --> 00:00:10,And I invite
the best drivers to compete.

00:00:10,744 --> 00:00:11,[groaning]

00:00:11,778 --> 00:00:13,- John?
- Quiet?

00:00:13,146 --> 00:00:14,- We call ourselves
The Dolls.

00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:16,The divide between
insiders and outsiders

00:00:16,416 --> 00:00:17,grows by the day.

00:00:17,117 --> 00:00:18,- I'm entering the tournament.

00:00:18,184 --> 00:00:20,I'm gonna wish to bring down
all the city walls.

00:00:20,353 --> 00:00:22,It's bad out here, John.
And it's getting worse.

00:00:22,288 --> 00:00:23,- This monster's after me.
Who is he?

00:00:23,823 --> 00:00:25,- My best friend!

00:00:25,625 --> 00:00:28,- Unfortunately, you missed
every major organ on his body.

00:00:28,728 --> 00:00:30,- [Stu] When you're
the last survivor,

00:00:30,163 --> 00:00:31,everyone will know
Sweet Tooth is the best.

00:00:31,731 --> 00:00:33,- Look, I was thinking,
come with me.

00:00:33,333 --> 00:00:34,- You're lucky
I'm available.

00:00:34,668 --> 00:00:35,- Ah!

00:00:35,802 --> 00:00:37,- [Dollface] I heard you
and Quiet make quite the team.

00:00:37,103 --> 00:00:38,- Just like old times.

00:00:38,238 --> 00:00:40,- John and I are gonna
take a detour.

00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:42,[screaming]

00:00:42,575 --> 00:00:44,[both screaming]

00:00:44,377 --> 00:00:45,- I'm Mayhem.

00:00:45,178 --> 00:00:46,You're looking at
the best driver

00:00:46,646 --> 00:00:48,on the West Coast.
- Prove it.

00:00:48,314 --> 00:00:50,You don't have a goddamn clue
what you're doing.

00:00:50,617 --> 00:00:51,- [Mayhem] What the hell
is that?

00:00:51,651 --> 00:00:53,This wasn't on
the final exam!

00:00:53,653 --> 00:00:54,- If you two
are gonna win,

00:00:54,554 --> 00:00:55,you're gonna need
some special weapons.

00:00:55,822 --> 00:00:57,And the most
overpowered specials

00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:59,can only be found
in Diesel City.

00:00:59,192 --> 00:01:00,- That's cool, but we don't
have any money.

00:01:00,593 --> 00:01:02,- We're gonna steal them.

00:01:04,497 --> 00:01:08,♪

00:01:12,706 --> 00:01:27,♪

00:01:42,469 --> 00:01:43,- [John Doe] You wanna steal
a bunch of weapons

00:01:43,870 --> 00:01:45,out of this place?

00:01:45,572 --> 00:01:47,Looks like you're gonna
need a plan to do that.

00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:50,- Good thing I've g***t one.

00:01:50,310 --> 00:01:51,So here's the deal.

00:01:51,578 --> 00:01:54,The cardinal rule of Diesel City
is no violence.

00:01:54,447 --> 00:01:56,Dozens of snipers in there
make sure of that.

00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:59,You die,
it's from their bullet.

00:01:59,386 --> 00:02:01,Diesel City
is for buyers only.

00:02:01,388 --> 00:02:02,So whatever
gas you bring

00:02:02,822 --> 00:02:04,is swapped out
for an in-house currency.

00:02:04,524 --> 00:02:06,And while the bazaar
has g***t a whole slew

00:02:06,259 --> 00:02:07,of fine-a***s weaponry,

00:02:07,827 --> 00:02:09,the most lethal ordnance
can be found

00:02:09,462 --> 00:02:11,deep in the Emperor's
inner sanctum,

00:02:11,431 --> 00:02:13,locked away in a vault
and for good reason,

00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:15,because these
are game changers,

00:02:15,235 --> 00:02:18,S-tier special weapons,
the nasty s***t.

00:02:18,271 --> 00:02:20,- [Mayhem] They have
an emperor here? Sick.

00:02:20,573 --> 00:02:22,- [Dollface] The biggest hurdle
will be opening up the vault.

00:02:22,842 --> 00:02:24,The switch
that controls the door

00:02:24,544 --> 00:02:28,is way up there
in the crow's nest.

00:02:28,248 --> 00:02:30,- So how do we get into
the inner sanctum?

00:02:30,950 --> 00:02:33,- [Dollface] Only the highest
paying customers are allowed.

00:02:33,353 --> 00:02:34,And the people
with the most money

00:02:34,721 --> 00:02:37,are the representative
from the insider cities.

00:02:37,557 --> 00:02:39,- I think the official term
is a gaggle of fucknuts.

00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:41,- You blend in
with them,

00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:42,get yourself
a lanyard,

00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:44,boom,
you're in.

00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:48,- I'll take the lead
on this one.

00:02:48,702 --> 00:02:50,- Really? You?

00:02:50,570 --> 00:02:51,- Yeah, me.

00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:54,I used to live with insiders.
I know how their brain works.

00:02:54,541 --> 00:02:56,Do you even know
what an hors d'oeuvres is?

00:02:56,443 --> 00:02:58,And you won't believe
how they spell that s***t.

00:02:58,978 --> 00:03:01,- Listen, how are we
going to blend in?

00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:02,I mean, we're filthy.

00:03:02,582 --> 00:03:04,I don't even know
whose blood this is.

00:03:04,317 --> 00:03:06,- Here you go.

00:03:06,553 --> 00:03:10,Mr. and Mrs. Dipshit
reporting for duty.

00:03:10,990 --> 00:03:13,Okay, so while you two
look for the vault,

00:03:13,593 --> 00:03:16,I'll sneak up to the crow's nest
and get the door open.

00:03:16,262 --> 00:03:18,You have 30 minutes
to get your asses there.

00:03:18,732 --> 00:03:20,- 20 minutes, yeah.

00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:22,- What?!

00:03:22,335 --> 00:03:23,30 minutes.

00:03:23,503 --> 00:03:24,- Yeah,
that's what I meant.

00:03:24,971 --> 00:03:26,- You g***t to be
in and out, okay?

00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:28,Mayhem,
you'll stay back here.

00:03:28,641 --> 00:03:30,S***t goes sideways,
we might need a getaway driver.

00:03:30,744 --> 00:03:32,- Oh, hell yeah!

00:03:32,579 --> 00:03:35,I'll totally drive us
the f***k out of here.

00:03:35,749 --> 00:03:36,- She ready for this?

00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:38,- Yes.

00:03:38,284 --> 00:03:39,- Keys, bitch!

00:03:41,588 --> 00:03:43,[keys jingle]
Thank you.

00:03:43,289 --> 00:03:44,- Okay.

00:03:44,691 --> 00:03:49,You two ready to debut
the new spring collection?

00:03:49,596 --> 00:03:51,- [Mayhem] Wow.

00:03:51,031 --> 00:03:52,You look like
a loose turd.

00:03:59,806 --> 00:04:01,- Goddamn.

00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:02,- We good?

00:04:02,342 --> 00:04:05,- Yeah,
we're good.

00:04:05,512 --> 00:04:07,- [Dollface]
All right, let's go.

00:04:07,814 --> 00:04:11,- Bye.
Don't die in there.

00:04:16,523 --> 00:04:17,- Offerings
for the Emperor?

00:04:20,527 --> 00:04:21,[sniffs]

00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:27,20 pieces each.

00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:31,Welcome to Diesel City,
where commerce is created

00:04:31,071 --> 00:04:34,and conflict
is not tolerated.

00:04:34,741 --> 00:04:35,Happy shopping.

00:04:39,979 --> 00:04:42,[indistinct chatter]

00:04:45,585 --> 00:04:47,- Remember, vault door,
30 minutes.

00:04:50,657 --> 00:04:52,- [John Doe]
That's a bold choice.

00:04:52,726 --> 00:04:54,- Knights of Nebraska.

00:04:54,894 --> 00:04:55,I heard
they took over Topeka

00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:58,and then killed
what was left of the law.

00:04:58,098 --> 00:05:01,- Guess they can wear whatever
funny f***g hats they want.

00:05:03,570 --> 00:05:05,So this is
Diesel City.

00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:07,Ho-ly s***t.

00:05:14,414 --> 00:05:15,- Eight for all
of these?

00:05:15,615 --> 00:05:17,- [Merchant] Mm-hmm.
And if you're interested,

00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:18,I'm running a sale
on .40 caliber.

00:05:18,885 --> 00:05:20,- Hey, they g***t grenades.

00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:22,Can we have some?

00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:23,- We have grenades
in the truck.

00:05:23,189 --> 00:05:25,- No, but these ones have
little metal pieces in them.

00:05:25,558 --> 00:05:27,I'll never ask
for anything again.

00:05:27,127 --> 00:05:29,- Not this time.
Thank you.

00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:30,I know you're excited,

00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:33,but you need to calm down
a little bit, okay?

00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:35,Remember, this is about
us winning the tournament,

00:05:35,535 --> 00:05:37,not about you buying
whatever you want.

00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:38,- I do want
to win the tournament.

00:05:38,638 --> 00:05:40,- Exactly. And these
bullets I g***t us,

00:05:40,807 --> 00:05:42,they're armor piercing.

00:05:42,409 --> 00:05:44,Pretty sweet, huh?
- Yeah, I guess.

00:05:44,878 --> 00:05:46,- Trust me, you're going
to have plenty of toys

00:05:46,613 --> 00:05:48,to play with.
Okay?

00:05:48,448 --> 00:05:50,- See, that's why I like
working with you, Stu.

00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:53,You do the premeditating.
I do the murder.

00:05:53,753 --> 00:05:54,Speaking of,

00:05:54,721 -->...