The Bikini Carwash Company (1992) Subtitles

At 00:01:03,030, Character said: Hey, it's 82 degrees here at
Renegade Rock on Sunset,

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At 00:01:06,151, Character said: so you know, you know it's
gonna be a really hot one.

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At 00:01:10,070, Character said: Anyway, let's just say you can go ahead and
leave those sweaters at home today, folks.

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At 00:01:52,720, Character said: Excuse me.

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At 00:01:56,240, Character said: Excuse me.

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At 00:01:58,220, Character said: For Sunshine Car Wash.

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At 00:02:03,810, Character said: It belongs to my Uncle Elmer.

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At 00:02:06,370, Character said: I'm a college student at summer vacation
back there.

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At 00:02:09,630, Character said: Well, it is here, too.

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At 00:02:11,890, Character said: Anyway, the car wash belongs to my Uncle.

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At 00:02:20,290, Character said: And I suppose you expected to find a car
wash on the beach, right?

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At 00:02:24,250, Character said: Well, no, but the car I hitched a ride in
said there was something.

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At 00:02:30,630, Character said: Jack, get lost.

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At 00:02:33,230, Character said: Well, I ** lost, and my name isn't Jack,
but if you could just...

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At 00:02:42,090, Character said: Jack!

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At 00:02:45,390, Character said: Get away from me and my t***s!

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At 00:02:49,420, Character said: My fault.

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At 00:02:50,800, Character said: My fault.

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At 00:05:03,560, Character said: My marketing professor at UCLA always
says...

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At 00:05:05,921, Character said: Screw your marketing professor and what's
up.

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At 00:05:07,540, Character said: At least you, Stanley, and Bruce live in
this town.

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At 00:05:09,860, Character said: What about Rita, Amy, Sunny, and me?

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At 00:05:12,000, Character said: We're surrounded.

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At 00:05:13,200, Character said: That was our vacation money we lost.

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At 00:05:15,860, Character said: I can't ask my parents for any more money.

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At 00:05:17,920, Character said: They'll kill me.

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At 00:05:18,361, Character said: The only reason they let me come to town
this summer was because I g***t paid.

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At 00:05:30,030, Character said: Excuse me, sir.

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At 00:05:31,410, Character said: Can you tell me where...

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At 00:05:34,410, Character said: Could you

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At 00:05:45,970, Character said: tell me where I could find a suntan car
wash?

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At 00:05:54,650, Character said: It's that d***n prevert again.

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At 00:05:56,810, Character said: Stanley, you a***e.

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At 00:05:58,150, Character said: Yeah, you a***e.

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At 00:05:59,770, Character said: You could drown the f***r, big dude.

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At 00:06:02,190, Character said: Yeah, Stanley, that's what we'll do.

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At 00:06:04,050, Character said: Drown the f***r.

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At 00:06:06,330, Character said: You guys know where I could find one.

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At 00:06:09,550, Character said: Listen, all of you thought we'd make a
fortune on edible swimwear, too.

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At 00:06:12,790, Character said: They sell like condoms in Europe.

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At 00:06:14,510, Character said: But you said we make big bags.

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At 00:06:16,730, Character said: Marketing plans by their nature have a
small risk.

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At 00:06:19,890, Character said: Don't get on Rita's case.

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At 00:06:21,550, Character said: You're the one that left the edible bikinis
in the beach deck where they all melted.

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At 00:06:25,490, Character said: You should have majored in ventilation,
Lloyd.

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At 00:06:27,930, Character said: But the point is that we're broke.

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At 00:06:29,970, Character said: And you're the one that...

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At 00:06:31,570, Character said: What's your problem, buddy?

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At 00:06:32,591, Character said: Excuse me.

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At 00:06:36,960, Character said: I'm Jack McGowan.

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At 00:06:39,520, Character said: And I'm taking over my uncle's car wash
this summer.

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At 00:06:43,760, Character said: Allergies, you know.

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At 00:06:45,580, Character said: His, not mine.

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At 00:06:47,060, Character said: Shut up, you lost them.

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At 00:06:48,180, Character said: I need to know how to find...

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At 00:06:56,220, Character said: Excuse me, but I still have this problem.

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At 00:07:00,040, Character said: Look, dude, we have our own problems.

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At 00:07:01,900, Character said: Hey, you're bugging the ladies,
chum.

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At 00:07:03,820, Character said: You're out of here.

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At 00:07:04,361, Character said: Yeah, out of here.

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At 00:07:07,660, Character said: Um, you see, it's my uncle's car wash.

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At 00:07:10,180, Character said: And, you know, he used to be a wrestler.

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At 00:07:13,100, Character said: Trying to scare me, man?

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At 00:07:15,660, Character said: Trying to scare Stanley, man?

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At 00:07:18,240, Character said: No, no.

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At 00:07:19,520, Character said: Let him down.

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At 00:07:21,080, Character said: He's only asking directions.

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At 00:07:24,260, Character said: So, you're in charge of the car wash all
summer, huh?

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At 00:07:28,000, Character said: That's right.

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At 00:07:29,500, Character said: If I can find it.

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At 00:07:31,100, Character said: You see, Uncle Elmer, he has these
allergies.

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At 00:07:33,800, Character said: You did say, in charge all summer,
right?

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At 00:07:36,440, Character said: That's right.

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At 00:07:37,080, Character said: See, Uncle Elmer, he has to go to this
clinic to cure his, uh...

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At 00:07:40,381, Character said: Oh, I know where this car wash is.

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At 00:07:41,920, Character said: You do?

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At 00:07:42,440, Character said: Well, sure, but it's not down here.

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At 00:07:44,440, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:07:44,880, Character said: See, you gotta go back up to the
boulevard.

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At 00:07:46,720, Character said: Uh-huh.

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At 00:07:47,120, Character said: You're gonna go over this big hill.

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At 00:07:48,800, Character said: Right.

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At 00:07:49,100, Character said: And you're gonna take your
second light, and you're gonna

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At 00:07:51,032, Character said: take a left, and it'll be
right there on the corner.

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At 00:07:53,420, Character said: Gee, this is really nice of you.

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At 00:07:55,380, Character said: I wish there was some way I could show you
my appreciation.

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At 00:07:57,701, Character said: Uh, Tammy Jo.

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At 00:08:00,000, Character said: Uh, the California gumbo, please.

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At 00:08:02,080, Character said: Gumbo?

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At 00:08:03,180, Character said: The bag in your hand, Sonny.

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At 00:08:05,380, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:08:06,100, Character said: Uh, the California gumbo.

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At 00:08:07,860, Character said: Yes.

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At 00:08:09,080, Character said: You see, John.

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At 00:08:10,460, Character said: Jack.

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At 00:08:11,320, Character said: Jack.

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At 00:08:12,120, Character said: Right.

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At 00:08:13,360, Character said: You see, the girls and I, we're hoping the
Girl Scouts saw California gumbo,

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At 00:08:16,920, Character said: and it's only $5, and this is the last
bag.

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At 00:08:20,720, Character said: Oh, say no more.

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At 00:08:21,460, Character said: Say no more.

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At 00:08:22,160, Character said: My pleasure.

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At 00:08:23,720, Character said: You know, I used to be a Boy Scout back in
Iowa.

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At 00:08:27,280, Character said: Somehow I knew that.

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At 00:08:29,880, Character said: I'm Melissa Reese.

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At 00:08:31,080, Character said: Jack McGowan.

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At 00:08:32,100, Character said: Welcome to California, Jack.

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At 00:08:34,160, Character said: Well, I better get going.

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At 00:08:35,500, Character said: I was supposed to be at the car wash this
morning, but the bus broke down.

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At 00:08:39,040, Character said: Say, you guys come on in, get your car
washed.

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At 00:08:43,140, Character said: Sure was a pleasure meeting you.

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At 00:08:45,720, Character said: All of you.

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At 00:08:47,260, Character said: Especially since my Aunt Cora says you
can't trust anybody in California.

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At 00:08:53,780, Character said: Well, I'll see you all later.

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At 00:08:55,021, Character said: Now, don't forget to come in and get your
car washed.

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At 00:09:00,080, Character said: I told you things would turn around.

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At 00:09:04,200, Character said: And finally this morning, our very own
district attorney, A.B.

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At 00:09:08,020, Character said: Quinn, kicked off his re-election
bid yesterday, urging all

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At 00:09:11,076, Character said: citizens to join him in his
latest drive to rid our city of...

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At 00:09:15,200, Character said: smut.

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At 00:09:16,360, Character said: All right, it's coming up on 11 o'clock,
and that's time to play... Name the Flasher!

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At 00:09:22,540, Character said: Who's the previous...

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At 00:09:29,560, Character said: Now, by request from the Valley,
here's Fascination.

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At 00:09:41,990, Character said: Hi, Uncle Elmer.

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At 00:09:44,610, Character said: Don't...

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At 00:09:46,150, Character said: Hi, Uncle Elmer.

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At 00:09:48,390, Character said: Where have you been?

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At 00:09:52,070, Character said: I'm sorry, Uncle Elmer, but the bus broke
down.

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At 00:09:55,450, Character said: Uncle Elmer, in that van,
I... Forget about the van.

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At 00:09:59,930, Character said: I gotta take you around and show you
everything.

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At 00:10:03,610, Character said: But, Uncle Elmer, there's ladies in there
who are...

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At 00:10:07,030, Character said: All right, maybe you should tell you about
the van.

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At 00:10:09,610, Character said: It's full of strippers.

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At 00:10:20,110, Character said: Yeah, that's a but.

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At 00:10:21,530, Character said: You've g***t a kid.

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At 00:10:22,530, Character said: He's just crazy.

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At 00:10:23,490, Character said: You knew it back.

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At 00:10:24,030, Character said: Come on, I gotta show you something.

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At 00:10:53,650, Character said: All right, this is Ralph.

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At 00:10:55,630, Character said: He doesn't talk...