The Bikini Carwash Company (1992) Subtitles

00:01:03,030 --> 00:01:06,Hey, it's 82 degrees here at
Renegade Rock on Sunset,

00:01:06,151 --> 00:01:09,so you know, you know it's
gonna be a really hot one.

00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:14,Anyway, let's just say you can go ahead and
leave those sweaters at home today, folks.

00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:53,Excuse me.

00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:57,Excuse me.

00:01:58,220 --> 00:02:03,For Sunshine Car Wash.

00:02:03,810 --> 00:02:05,It belongs to my Uncle Elmer.

00:02:06,370 --> 00:02:09,I'm a college student at summer vacation
back there.

00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:11,Well, it is here, too.

00:02:11,890 --> 00:02:14,Anyway, the car wash belongs to my Uncle.

00:02:20,290 --> 00:02:23,And I suppose you expected to find a car
wash on the beach, right?

00:02:24,250 --> 00:02:28,Well, no, but the car I hitched a ride in
said there was something.

00:02:30,630 --> 00:02:32,Jack, get lost.

00:02:33,230 --> 00:02:41,Well, I ** lost, and my name isn't Jack,
but if you could just...

00:02:42,090 --> 00:02:43,Jack!

00:02:45,390 --> 00:02:47,Get away from me and my t***s!

00:02:49,420 --> 00:02:50,My fault.

00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:52,My fault.

00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:05,My marketing professor at UCLA always
says...

00:05:05,921 --> 00:05:07,Screw your marketing professor and what's
up.

00:05:07,540 --> 00:05:09,At least you, Stanley, and Bruce live in
this town.

00:05:09,860 --> 00:05:11,What about Rita, Amy, Sunny, and me?

00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,We're surrounded.

00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:15,That was our vacation money we lost.

00:05:15,860 --> 00:05:17,I can't ask my parents for any more money.

00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:18,They'll kill me.

00:05:18,361 --> 00:05:21,The only reason they let me come to town
this summer was because I g***t paid.

00:05:30,030 --> 00:05:31,Excuse me, sir.

00:05:31,410 --> 00:05:32,Can you tell me where...

00:05:34,410 --> 00:05:35,Could you

00:05:45,970 --> 00:05:49,tell me where I could find a suntan car
wash?

00:05:54,650 --> 00:05:56,It's that d***n prevert again.

00:05:56,810 --> 00:05:57,Stanley, you a***e.

00:05:58,150 --> 00:05:59,Yeah, you a***e.

00:05:59,770 --> 00:06:01,You could drown the f***r, big dude.

00:06:02,190 --> 00:06:03,Yeah, Stanley, that's what we'll do.

00:06:04,050 --> 00:06:05,Drown the f***r.

00:06:06,330 --> 00:06:08,You guys know where I could find one.

00:06:09,550 --> 00:06:12,Listen, all of you thought we'd make a
fortune on edible swimwear, too.

00:06:12,790 --> 00:06:14,They sell like condoms in Europe.

00:06:14,510 --> 00:06:16,But you said we make big bags.

00:06:16,730 --> 00:06:19,Marketing plans by their nature have a
small risk.

00:06:19,890 --> 00:06:21,Don't get on Rita's case.

00:06:21,550 --> 00:06:25,You're the one that left the edible bikinis
in the beach deck where they all melted.

00:06:25,490 --> 00:06:27,You should have majored in ventilation,
Lloyd.

00:06:27,930 --> 00:06:29,But the point is that we're broke.

00:06:29,970 --> 00:06:31,And you're the one that...

00:06:31,570 --> 00:06:32,What's your problem, buddy?

00:06:32,591 --> 00:06:36,Excuse me.

00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:38,I'm Jack McGowan.

00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:42,And I'm taking over my uncle's car wash
this summer.

00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:44,Allergies, you know.

00:06:45,580 --> 00:06:46,His, not mine.

00:06:47,060 --> 00:06:48,Shut up, you lost them.

00:06:48,180 --> 00:06:50,I need to know how to find...

00:06:56,220 --> 00:06:59,Excuse me, but I still have this problem.

00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:01,Look, dude, we have our own problems.

00:07:01,900 --> 00:07:03,Hey, you're bugging the ladies,
chum.

00:07:03,820 --> 00:07:04,You're out of here.

00:07:04,361 --> 00:07:06,Yeah, out of here.

00:07:07,660 --> 00:07:09,Um, you see, it's my uncle's car wash.

00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:11,And, you know, he used to be a wrestler.

00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:14,Trying to scare me, man?

00:07:15,660 --> 00:07:17,Trying to scare Stanley, man?

00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:19,No, no.

00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:20,Let him down.

00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:22,He's only asking directions.

00:07:24,260 --> 00:07:26,So, you're in charge of the car wash all
summer, huh?

00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,That's right.

00:07:29,500 --> 00:07:30,If I can find it.

00:07:31,100 --> 00:07:33,You see, Uncle Elmer, he has these
allergies.

00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:36,You did say, in charge all summer,
right?

00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:36,That's right.

00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:40,See, Uncle Elmer, he has to go to this
clinic to cure his, uh...

00:07:40,381 --> 00:07:41,Oh, I know where this car wash is.

00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:42,You do?

00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:44,Well, sure, but it's not down here.

00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:44,Oh.

00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:46,See, you gotta go back up to the
boulevard.

00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:46,Uh-huh.

00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:48,You're gonna go over this big hill.

00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:48,Right.

00:07:49,100 --> 00:07:51,And you're gonna take your
second light, and you're gonna

00:07:51,032 --> 00:07:52,take a left, and it'll be
right there on the corner.

00:07:53,420 --> 00:07:54,Gee, this is really nice of you.

00:07:55,380 --> 00:07:57,I wish there was some way I could show you
my appreciation.

00:07:57,701 --> 00:07:59,Uh, Tammy Jo.

00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,Uh, the California gumbo, please.

00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:03,Gumbo?

00:08:03,180 --> 00:08:05,The bag in your hand, Sonny.

00:08:05,380 --> 00:08:05,Oh.

00:08:06,100 --> 00:08:07,Uh, the California gumbo.

00:08:07,860 --> 00:08:08,Yes.

00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:10,You see, John.

00:08:10,460 --> 00:08:10,Jack.

00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:11,Jack.

00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:13,Right.

00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:16,You see, the girls and I, we're hoping the
Girl Scouts saw California gumbo,

00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:20,and it's only $5, and this is the last
bag.

00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:21,Oh, say no more.

00:08:21,460 --> 00:08:22,Say no more.

00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:23,My pleasure.

00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:25,You know, I used to be a Boy Scout back in
Iowa.

00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:28,Somehow I knew that.

00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:30,I'm Melissa Reese.

00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:31,Jack McGowan.

00:08:32,100 --> 00:08:33,Welcome to California, Jack.

00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:35,Well, I better get going.

00:08:35,500 --> 00:08:38,I was supposed to be at the car wash this
morning, but the bus broke down.

00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:40,Say, you guys come on in, get your car
washed.

00:08:43,140 --> 00:08:44,Sure was a pleasure meeting you.

00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:46,All of you.

00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:50,Especially since my Aunt Cora says you
can't trust anybody in California.

00:08:53,780 --> 00:08:55,Well, I'll see you all later.

00:08:55,021 --> 00:08:57,Now, don't forget to come in and get your
car washed.

00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:01,I told you things would turn around.

00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:07,And finally this morning, our very own
district attorney, A.B.

00:09:08,020 --> 00:09:11,Quinn, kicked off his re-election
bid yesterday, urging all

00:09:11,076 --> 00:09:14,citizens to join him in his
latest drive to rid our city of...

00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:16,smut.

00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:21,All right, it's coming up on 11 o'clock,
and that's time to play... Name the Flasher!

00:09:22,540 --> 00:09:23,Who's the previous...

00:09:29,560 --> 00:09:32,Now, by request from the Valley,
here's Fascination.

00:09:41,990 --> 00:09:43,Hi, Uncle Elmer.

00:09:44,610 --> 00:09:45,Don't...

00:09:46,150 --> 00:09:48,Hi, Uncle Elmer.

00:09:48,390 --> 00:09:49,Where have you been?

00:09:52,070 --> 00:09:54,I'm sorry, Uncle Elmer, but the bus broke
down.

00:09:55,450 --> 00:09:58,Uncle Elmer, in that van,
I... Forget about the van.

00:09:59,930 --> 00:10:03,I gotta take you around and show you
everything.

00:10:03,610 --> 00:10:05,But, Uncle Elmer, there's ladies in there
who are...

00:10:07,030 --> 00:10:09,All right, maybe you should tell you about
the van.

00:10:09,610 --> 00:10:10,It's full of strippers.

00:10:20,110 --> 00:10:21,Yeah, that's a but.

00:10:21,530 --> 00:10:22,You've g***t a kid.

00:10:22,530 --> 00:10:23,He's just crazy.

00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:23,You knew it back.

00:10:24,030 --> 00:10:25,Come on, I gotta show you something.

00:10:53,650 --> 00:10:54,All right, this is Ralph.

00:10:55,630 --> 00:10:59,He doesn't talk...