Friday Aac5 1 (1995) Subtitles

At 00:00:44,681, Character said: FRIDAY

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At 00:00:13,681, Character said: SMOKEY:
I know you don't smoke weed.

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At 00:00:15,766, Character said: I know this.

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At 00:00:17,184, Character said: But I'm gonna get you high today.

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At 00:00:19,311, Character said: Because it's Friday.

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At 00:00:21,105, Character said: You ain't g***t no job.

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At 00:00:22,773, Character said: And you ain't g***t s***t to do.

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At 00:01:16,744, Character said: [SIREN WAILING]

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At 00:01:27,504, Character said: Dang, he at it again.

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At 00:01:29,006, Character said: My daddy caught him trying to break
in to my house two days ago.

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At 00:01:32,676, Character said: -And beat him down.
BOY: For real?

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At 00:01:35,679, Character said: [BOY & GIRL SHRIEKING]

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At 00:01:37,014, Character said: BOY: Mama.
GIRL: Help.

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At 00:01:38,849, Character said: Ha, you little rat bastards.

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At 00:01:54,865, Character said: Gotta start the day off right, man.

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At 00:02:14,802, Character said: [YELLS]

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At 00:02:43,080, Character said: [SNORING]

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At 00:02:47,584, Character said: [GRUNTING]

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At 00:02:49,920, Character said: Give me the two-piece special,
lots of hot sauce.

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At 00:02:53,131, Character said: And all the fries you can give me.

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At 00:03:01,765, Character said: Thank you. Thank you.

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At 00:03:33,297, Character said: CRAIG: For most people, Friday's just a day
before the weekend.

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At 00:03:37,676, Character said: But after this Friday,
neighborhood will never be the same.

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At 00:03:42,180, Character said: [KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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At 00:04:02,034, Character said: CRAIG:
S***t.

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At 00:04:14,046, Character said: -What's up?
-Good morning.

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At 00:04:16,632, Character said: Are you prepared for Jehovah's return?

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At 00:04:19,801, Character said: Because if you not,
I have a pamphlet here that--

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At 00:04:26,224, Character said: Well, f***k you.

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At 00:04:30,354, Character said: Half-dead motherfucker.

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At 00:04:33,148, Character said: Come on, sister.

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At 00:04:34,816, Character said: Come on, sister.

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At 00:04:39,780, Character said: Dana.

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At 00:04:42,699, Character said: Dana.

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At 00:04:44,201, Character said: -What?
-Do me a favor.

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At 00:04:46,119, Character said: What, Craig?

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At 00:04:47,454, Character said: Hook me up with Debbie.

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At 00:04:50,207, Character said: No.

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At 00:04:51,625, Character said: -Why not?
-Because she about to graduate.

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At 00:04:54,127, Character said: She ain't g***t no time
to be messing with you.

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At 00:04:56,672, Character said: Come on, Dana.

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At 00:04:58,382, Character said: No.

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At 00:04:59,675, Character said: Plus, Joi will kick your a***s anyway.

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At 00:05:02,135, Character said: Joi ain't gonna do a goddamn thing.

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At 00:05:04,846, Character said: Craig, get out of my room.

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At 00:05:06,556, Character said: Shut up.

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At 00:05:10,894, Character said: You need to be up anyway.

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At 00:05:13,063, Character said: -What time is it?
-Twelve-thirty.

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At 00:05:15,315, Character said: For real? D***n.

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At 00:05:20,862, Character said: CRAIG:
Yeah.

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At 00:05:41,675, Character said: I g***t you.

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At 00:05:43,010, Character said: I g***t you, baby.

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At 00:05:47,806, Character said: All right.

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At 00:06:00,986, Character said: D***n.

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At 00:06:07,451, Character said: Ain't nothing in this house.

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At 00:06:08,910, Character said: S***t.

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At 00:06:16,585, Character said: Every time I come in the kitchen,
you in the kitchen...

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At 00:06:22,632, Character said: ...in the goddamn refrigerator...

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At 00:06:25,093, Character said: ...eating up all the food.

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At 00:06:26,845, Character said: All the chicken.

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At 00:06:28,555, Character said: All the pig feet.

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At 00:06:30,474, Character said: You ate my dinner. My mashed potatoes.

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At 00:06:32,642, Character said: And the good old gravy I like,
the biscuits I like to sop that gravy.

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At 00:06:36,021, Character said: You ate all that up.

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At 00:06:37,272, Character said: You drink up the milk,
don't care what kind of milk it is.

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At 00:06:40,150, Character said: You don't care, 2 percent,
3 percent, buttermilk.

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At 00:06:42,611, Character said: Patent milk, pull the cow on
a patent milk can, I bet you eat that too.

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At 00:06:46,156, Character said: What's wrong with you?
All I have is my grapes.

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At 00:06:49,534, Character said: You gonna eat up all my grapes.

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At 00:06:51,620, Character said: -Man--
-Now, when I went to bed last night...

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At 00:06:54,706, Character said: ...didn't I tell you to take out the trash?

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At 00:06:57,834, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:06:59,044, Character said: So why didn't you do it?

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At 00:07:00,712, Character said: -I fell asleep.
-I wish you was sleeping now.

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At 00:07:03,090, Character said: I'd knock your head with a left hook...

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At 00:07:05,217, Character said: ...make your a***s wake you up
and take out that d***n trash.

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At 00:07:08,845, Character said: Hey, hey, hey. What are you doing?

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At 00:07:12,849, Character said: I'm throwing this away.
We ain't even g***t no milk.

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At 00:07:15,560, Character said: You better eat that d***n cereal.
You ain't g***t no d***n milk, goddamn bitch.

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At 00:07:19,481, Character said: When I was coming up, we didn't have
milk, cereal, a bowl to eat in.

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At 00:07:23,819, Character said: Spoon, fork and knife.

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At 00:07:25,362, Character said: No napkins or nothing.

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At 00:07:26,905, Character said: You do like this.
And put your hands like this.

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At 00:07:29,241, Character said: -You ever do that?
-No.

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At 00:07:31,118, Character said: Have you ever had government cheese?

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At 00:07:33,453, Character said: -Craig, government cheese, you had some?
-No.

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At 00:07:35,705, Character said: Big stinking government cheese.
Couldn't take a dump for two weeks.

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At 00:07:39,209, Character said: Eat it on the 4th, by the 18th,
everybody trying to get to the bathrooms.

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At 00:07:44,214, Character said: I wanna eat some of them chitlins,
I love pig feet.

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At 00:07:47,551, Character said: The barbecue pig feet were gone.
You g***t grease all over your mouth.

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At 00:07:51,012, Character said: I had a sweet potato pie,
you ate the pie.

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At 00:07:53,140, Character said: Left me that little plastic thing there.
You ain't g***t no d***n milk.

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At 00:07:57,060, Character said: Ain't that a bitch? You funny.

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At 00:07:58,937, Character said: [CHUCKLING]

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At 00:08:00,355, Character said: You're my boy.

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At 00:08:01,940, Character said: You remind me of my granddaddy.

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At 00:08:05,277, Character said: You know what your problem is?

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At 00:08:06,903, Character said: You think money grows on trees.

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At 00:08:09,739, Character said: Just go out, pick you 4 or $500 and go off
and just dance and eat chicken and dance.

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At 00:08:13,869, Character said: You just having all the fun
in the world.

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At 00:08:16,413, Character said: You know how many stinking dogs
I gotta catch...

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At 00:08:18,832, Character said: ...to fill that big a***s bowl
you g***t there, boy?

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At 00:08:21,751, Character said: Forty-five, 50 dogs.

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At 00:08:23,795, Character said: Stinking, nasty dogs and 12 of them little
stinking things they call a chihuahua.

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At 00:08:28,216, Character said: You better put some water
on that s***t, boy.

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At 00:08:30,510, Character said: All right, I'll eat it.

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At 00:08:33,096, Character said: Hey, hey, hey.

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At 00:08:35,307, Character said: Take the garbage out front, son.

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At 00:08:42,105, Character said: [MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY]

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At 00:08:43,356, Character said: What is wrong with him?

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At 00:08:45,901, Character said: Hurry up with the garbage.
I g***t some more work for you.

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At 00:08:53,116, Character said: What's up, Craig?

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At 00:08:54,576, Character said: Don't "what's up" me.

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At 00:08:55,785, Character said: I need to whoop your little a***s
for knocking over these trash cans.

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At 00:08:59,289, Character said: Don't knock these over.

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At 00:09:00,957, Character said: Man, ain't nobody gonna knock over
your stupid trash cans.

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At 00:09:03,793, Character said: You bet not.
Get that little bad a***s in school anyway.

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At 00:09:06,796, Character said: -Man, shut up, punk.
-What?

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At 00:09:08,965, Character said: -I'm gonna knock over your trash cans.
-Better run.

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At 00:09:12,010, Character said: Little b***d.

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At 00:09:18,725, Character said: -Hey, Mama.
-Hi, baby.

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At 00:09:21,186, Character said: -How you doing?
-Fine.

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At 00:09:23,897, Character said: Oh, what you cooking?

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At 00:09:25,148, Character said: I'm making some eggs, bacon, sausage,
pancakes, and some leftover pork chops.

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At 00:09:30,946, Character said: Yeah. Cook it up.

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At 00:09:33,615, Character said: DANA:
Mama, you g***t some glue?

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At 00:09:35,617, Character said: -For what?
-My track slipped out.

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At 00:09:38,411, Character said: -Go look in my dresser.
-You need a wig.

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At 00:09:40,872, Character said: You need a job.

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At 00:09:43,166, Character said: Hook.

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At 00:09:50,882, Character said: Mom, you didn't tell Daddy
what happened yesterday, did you?

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At 00:09:54,970, Character said: You know I wouldn't tell on my baby.

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At 00:09:58,181, Character said: Cool.

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At 00:09:59,432, Character said: JONES:
Craig!

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At 00:10:01,518, Character said: Huh?

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At 00:10:02,686, Character said: JONES:
Come in here.

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At 00:10:08,775, Character said: CRAIG:
Where you at?

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At 00:10:10,443, Character said: In the bathroom.

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At 00:10:17,534, Character said: I'll wait till you come out.

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At 00:10:19,035, Character said: Bring your a***s in here....