The Drew Carey Show s08e09 The Dawn Patrol Subtitles

00:00:02,959 --> 00:00:04,Last week on Drew.

00:00:04,260 --> 00:00:06,Drew, will you marry me?

00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:10,You know, on paper she seemed perfect
for me, but there's no, uh, no sparks.

00:00:10,860 --> 00:00:11,It's like I'm getting married.

00:00:12,340 --> 00:00:15,It's kind of weird, you know, I never,
I'm 40 years old, I always thought

00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:18,there'd be this magical thing, but I
guess it just, it's never gonna happen.

00:00:19,380 --> 00:00:20,Oh! Whoa.

00:00:20,620 --> 00:00:21,Whoa. Sorry.

00:00:50,470 --> 00:00:52,Hey. Did you see me chasing him?

00:00:52,970 --> 00:00:53,Yep.

00:00:56,170 --> 00:00:57,You didn't stop.

00:00:57,910 --> 00:00:59,I need entertainment.

00:01:00,670 --> 00:01:02,You took away my little TV.

00:01:22,860 --> 00:01:25,Apparently, chasing a bus uses different
muscles than sitting and eating.

00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:32,Did you, uh... Did you do this just to
see me?

00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:34,Well, yeah.

00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:38,You know, but if it freaks you out, you
can easily outrun me.

00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:42,No, no, I'm glad you came back.

00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:46,I thought we had kind of a, um... moment
there.

00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:49,Hi, I'm Drew.

00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:51,I'm Dawn.

00:01:52,929 --> 00:01:54,I love your eyes.

00:01:54,430 --> 00:01:58,Oh, thanks. I try to keep in shape by
looking around a lot.

00:02:02,450 --> 00:02:04,Can I kiss you?

00:02:05,310 --> 00:02:06,Really? Yeah.

00:02:07,390 --> 00:02:10,I g***t a feeling this is going to be
great, and I want to say I started.

00:02:16,690 --> 00:02:17,Wow.

00:02:18,590 --> 00:02:20,Why don't more people ride the bus?

00:02:24,140 --> 00:02:25,This is my stop.

00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,Here.

00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:29,Here's my phone number.

00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:36,Don't lose it.

00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:39,Yeah. Call you every five minutes.

00:02:54,890 --> 00:02:59,But when she g***t on the bus, I, uh... I
don't know. I just couldn't help myself.

00:03:01,090 --> 00:03:02,Can't say I blame you.

00:03:03,330 --> 00:03:05,A lot of romance happens on this bus.

00:03:07,610 --> 00:03:11,In fact, I'm like the captain of a ship.

00:03:11,470 --> 00:03:13,City is better than me, the power to
marry people.

00:03:15,850 --> 00:03:17,Really? No.

00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:34,passengers at the bottom of the river
what

00:03:34,300 --> 00:03:38,i said good luck

00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:15,tell a woman you're not going to marry
her, are you? Yeah, why not?

00:04:16,620 --> 00:04:18,What do you mean you don't want to marry
me?

00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:34,Now, if you guys will excuse me, she's
going to be here any minute.

00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:37,What, are you bringing a woman over here
just to dump her?

00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:43,Hey, I g***t a better idea. When she comes
over, We'll meet her at the door and

00:04:43,510 --> 00:04:44,say, Drew Carey?

00:04:45,330 --> 00:04:50,Drew Carey's been dead for nigh on -odd years.

00:04:52,610 --> 00:04:55,It was her idea to come over. She's
going to be in the neighborhood anyway

00:04:55,450 --> 00:04:56,because she's taking her dog to the vet.

00:04:57,310 --> 00:05:00,Well, at least she'll have a dog to
comfort her after you dump her.

00:05:02,030 --> 00:05:04,Actually, she's having to put to sleep.

00:05:06,190 --> 00:05:09,Drew, I've g***t to tell you, I think
you're making a mistake. I like Robin,

00:05:09,210 --> 00:05:10,you just met this other girl.

00:05:11,070 --> 00:05:13,Like Robin, too, but you don't marry
someone just because you like them.

00:05:14,430 --> 00:05:18,I agree, Drew. You know, when you set
this deadline to get married, I was

00:05:18,370 --> 00:05:20,you were just going to settle for the
first person who came along.

00:05:21,830 --> 00:05:23,I'm glad that you're following your
heart.

00:05:24,650 --> 00:05:26,Yeah, well, there's nothing wrong with
settling.

00:05:28,490 --> 00:05:31,It's like my dad always said, when you
g***t nothing special, you g***t nothing

00:05:31,910 --> 00:05:32,special to lose.

00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:54,We g***t a meeting of our book club on the
front porch discussing

00:05:54,750 --> 00:05:58,changing our club into something more
fun.

00:06:01,370 --> 00:06:04,Okay, Drew, great news. They screwed up
the blood test. My dog is going to be

00:06:04,950 --> 00:06:07,fine after all. That is great. That's
fantastic.

00:06:08,290 --> 00:06:13,So no matter what else happens today,
you can always say, hey, it's me and my

00:06:13,830 --> 00:06:15,doggy against the world.

00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:19,What are you trying to tell me?

00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:23,Oh, uh, Ra, I just, I don't think I can
marry you.

00:06:25,420 --> 00:06:28,Oh. I mean, it's nothing against you.
You're great.

00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:30,You're terrific.

00:06:30,260 --> 00:06:31,It's okay.

00:06:31,260 --> 00:06:32,I'll be fine.

00:06:32,980 --> 00:06:35,I'll just call the matchmaker and get
working on somebody else.

00:06:35,980 --> 00:06:36,Boy.

00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:39,Don't waste any time, do you?

00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:42,Well, I'm serious about getting married.

00:06:42,860 --> 00:06:46,Yeah, I know that, but, uh, I mean, I
didn't mean anything to you.

00:06:48,330 --> 00:06:50,Of course you did. You were great,
really.

00:06:52,230 --> 00:06:53,You don't mean that.

00:06:53,650 --> 00:06:54,Yes, I do.

00:06:55,770 --> 00:06:57,Really? Then where are the tears?

00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:06,Look, Drew, we've only known each other
a few weeks, and I thought that this had

00:07:06,590 --> 00:07:10,potential. But if it doesn't, I'm a big
girl, and I can handle that.

00:07:10,590 --> 00:07:11,Oh.

00:07:11,630 --> 00:07:13,Great, good. I thought this was going to
be tough.

00:07:15,150 --> 00:07:16,Glad you know I had absolutely no life.

00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:21,Are you going to be okay?

00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:22,Fine, I'm fine.

00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:30,Just go, please. I'm sorry.

00:07:30,460 --> 00:07:31,Hey,

00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:45,we just saw her leave. You did say no,
right? Because she didn't look too

00:07:48,050 --> 00:07:50,It's called a state of shock.

00:07:54,270 --> 00:07:55,Hi.

00:07:55,690 --> 00:07:57,Do you have a table for two?

00:07:57,850 --> 00:07:59,I'm sorry, sir. All these tables are
reserved.

00:08:03,310 --> 00:08:04,Sorry.

00:08:04,750 --> 00:08:05,That's okay, sweetie.

00:08:06,110 --> 00:08:09,We can get some wine and cheese and have
our own little picnic.

00:08:09,570 --> 00:08:10,Make a beer and cheese, you g***t a deal.

00:08:12,590 --> 00:08:13,Wait.

00:08:14,150 --> 00:08:16,You're such a charming couple and you're
so much in love.

00:08:17,410 --> 00:08:18,Right this way.

00:08:19,650 --> 00:08:21,Are these tables all really reserved?

00:08:21,490 --> 00:08:22,No.

00:08:26,230 --> 00:08:27,Champagne for the lovely couple.

00:08:39,530 --> 00:08:44,To Dawn, may you be the first light of
all of my days.

00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:52,To Drew, you are the past tense of draw,

00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:58,which is what artists do when they make
beautiful pictures.

00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:01,This toasting stuff is hard. Let's not
do it anymore.

00:09:51,210 --> 00:09:52,it really slowed me down.

00:09:54,630 --> 00:09:56,I think you found something to wear.

00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:57,Yeah, can I keep it?

00:10:00,130 --> 00:10:01,Drew, you don't think we're moving too
fast.

00:10:02,750 --> 00:10:06,I mean, it felt right to me. I just want
to make sure you feel the same way.

00:10:07,450 --> 00:10:08,No, it was great. You're great.

00:10:09,270 --> 00:10:10,No, I love everything about you.

00:10:10,930 --> 00:10:12,Hey, listen, I have something to tell
you.

00:10:14,630 --> 00:10:15,I'm getting married in May.

00:10:16,690 --> 00:10:18,What? Yeah, it's not what you think.

00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:22,You know, I set this goal for myself, so
I made all the plans, I rented a hall

00:10:22,900 --> 00:10:27,and everything, and now I just have to
find the right woman to marry.

00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:33,Oh, Drew.

00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:36,That is so beautiful.

00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:39,I think that's the most romantic thing
I've ever heard.

00:10:40,620 --> 00:10:43,Wow. You know, if your head was made of
chocolate, you'd be perfect.

00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:54,I'm going to go take a quick shower. I
made breakfast for you.

00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:58,Well, keep it warm for me. Hey, you've
been to bed with me. You know I only

00:10:58,840 --> 00:10:59,one temperature.

00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:00,Hot!

00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:23,shape she's in, she wouldn't eat this
junk.

00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:28,Uh, excuse me, who are you?

00:11:28,940 --> 00:11:32,Oh, sorry, I'm Jim. I live above Don's
garage.

00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:34,Really? Yeah. Is she aware of that?

00:11:35,980 --> 00:11:40,Yeah. We used to date. We broke up about
a month ago. Now we're...