The Drew Carey Show The Dawn Patrol S08E09 Subtitles

At 00:00:02,959, Character said: Last week on Drew.

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At 00:00:04,260, Character said: Drew, will you marry me?

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At 00:00:06,340, Character said: You know, on paper she seemed perfect
for me, but there's no, uh, no sparks.

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At 00:00:10,860, Character said: It's like I'm getting married.

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At 00:00:12,340, Character said: It's kind of weird, you know, I never,
I'm 40 years old, I always thought

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At 00:00:15,320, Character said: there'd be this magical thing, but I
guess it just, it's never gonna happen.

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At 00:00:19,380, Character said: Oh! Whoa.

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At 00:00:20,620, Character said: Whoa. Sorry.

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At 00:00:50,470, Character said: Hey. Did you see me chasing him?

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At 00:00:52,970, Character said: Yep.

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At 00:00:56,170, Character said: You didn't stop.

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At 00:00:57,910, Character said: I need entertainment.

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At 00:01:00,670, Character said: You took away my little TV.

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At 00:01:22,860, Character said: Apparently, chasing a bus uses different
muscles than sitting and eating.

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At 00:01:28,360, Character said: Did you, uh... Did you do this just to
see me?

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At 00:01:32,840, Character said: Well, yeah.

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At 00:01:35,800, Character said: You know, but if it freaks you out, you
can easily outrun me.

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At 00:01:40,500, Character said: No, no, I'm glad you came back.

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At 00:01:43,560, Character said: I thought we had kind of a, um... moment
there.

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At 00:01:48,240, Character said: Hi, I'm Drew.

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At 00:01:50,040, Character said: I'm Dawn.

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At 00:01:52,929, Character said: I love your eyes.

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At 00:01:54,430, Character said: Oh, thanks. I try to keep in shape by
looking around a lot.

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At 00:02:02,450, Character said: Can I kiss you?

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At 00:02:05,310, Character said: Really? Yeah.

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At 00:02:07,390, Character said: I g***t a feeling this is going to be
great, and I want to say I started.

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At 00:02:16,690, Character said: Wow.

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At 00:02:18,590, Character said: Why don't more people ride the bus?

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At 00:02:24,140, Character said: This is my stop.

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At 00:02:26,000, Character said: Here.

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At 00:02:28,360, Character said: Here's my phone number.

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At 00:02:35,520, Character said: Don't lose it.

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At 00:02:38,160, Character said: Yeah. Call you every five minutes.

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At 00:02:54,890, Character said: But when she g***t on the bus, I, uh... I
don't know. I just couldn't help myself.

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At 00:03:01,090, Character said: Can't say I blame you.

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At 00:03:03,330, Character said: A lot of romance happens on this bus.

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At 00:03:07,610, Character said: In fact, I'm like the captain of a ship.

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At 00:03:11,470, Character said: City is better than me, the power to
marry people.

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At 00:03:15,850, Character said: Really? No.

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At 00:03:29,480, Character said: passengers at the bottom of the river
what

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At 00:03:34,300, Character said: i said good luck

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At 00:04:12,680, Character said: tell a woman you're not going to marry
her, are you? Yeah, why not?

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At 00:04:16,620, Character said: What do you mean you don't want to marry
me?

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At 00:04:31,640, Character said: Now, if you guys will excuse me, she's
going to be here any minute.

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At 00:04:35,040, Character said: What, are you bringing a woman over here
just to dump her?

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At 00:04:39,000, Character said: Hey, I g***t a better idea. When she comes
over, We'll meet her at the door and

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At 00:04:43,510, Character said: say, Drew Carey?

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At 00:04:45,330, Character said: Drew Carey's been dead for nigh on 70
-odd years.

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At 00:04:52,610, Character said: It was her idea to come over. She's
going to be in the neighborhood anyway

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At 00:04:55,450, Character said: because she's taking her dog to the vet.

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At 00:04:57,310, Character said: Well, at least she'll have a dog to
comfort her after you dump her.

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At 00:05:02,030, Character said: Actually, she's having to put to sleep.

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At 00:05:06,190, Character said: Drew, I've g***t to tell you, I think
you're making a mistake. I like Robin,

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At 00:05:09,210, Character said: you just met this other girl.

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At 00:05:11,070, Character said: Like Robin, too, but you don't marry
someone just because you like them.

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At 00:05:14,430, Character said: I agree, Drew. You know, when you set
this deadline to get married, I was

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At 00:05:18,370, Character said: you were just going to settle for the
first person who came along.

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At 00:05:21,830, Character said: I'm glad that you're following your
heart.

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At 00:05:24,650, Character said: Yeah, well, there's nothing wrong with
settling.

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At 00:05:28,490, Character said: It's like my dad always said, when you
g***t nothing special, you g***t nothing

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At 00:05:31,910, Character said: special to lose.

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At 00:05:49,550, Character said: We g***t a meeting of our book club on the
front porch discussing

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At 00:05:54,750, Character said: changing our club into something more
fun.

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At 00:06:01,370, Character said: Okay, Drew, great news. They screwed up
the blood test. My dog is going to be

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At 00:06:04,950, Character said: fine after all. That is great. That's
fantastic.

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At 00:06:08,290, Character said: So no matter what else happens today,
you can always say, hey, it's me and my

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At 00:06:13,830, Character said: doggy against the world.

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At 00:06:17,960, Character said: What are you trying to tell me?

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At 00:06:20,360, Character said: Oh, uh, Ra, I just, I don't think I can
marry you.

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At 00:06:25,420, Character said: Oh. I mean, it's nothing against you.
You're great.

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At 00:06:29,240, Character said: You're terrific.

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At 00:06:30,260, Character said: It's okay.

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At 00:06:31,260, Character said: I'll be fine.

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At 00:06:32,980, Character said: I'll just call the matchmaker and get
working on somebody else.

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At 00:06:35,980, Character said: Boy.

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At 00:06:37,960, Character said: Don't waste any time, do you?

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At 00:06:40,760, Character said: Well, I'm serious about getting married.

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At 00:06:42,860, Character said: Yeah, I know that, but, uh, I mean, I
didn't mean anything to you.

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At 00:06:48,330, Character said: Of course you did. You were great,
really.

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At 00:06:52,230, Character said: You don't mean that.

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At 00:06:53,650, Character said: Yes, I do.

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At 00:06:55,770, Character said: Really? Then where are the tears?

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At 00:07:02,130, Character said: Look, Drew, we've only known each other
a few weeks, and I thought that this had

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At 00:07:06,590, Character said: potential. But if it doesn't, I'm a big
girl, and I can handle that.

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At 00:07:10,590, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:07:11,630, Character said: Great, good. I thought this was going to
be tough.

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At 00:07:15,150, Character said: Glad you know I had absolutely no life.

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At 00:07:20,240, Character said: Are you going to be okay?

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At 00:07:21,960, Character said: Fine, I'm fine.

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At 00:07:27,240, Character said: Just go, please. I'm sorry.

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At 00:07:30,460, Character said: Hey,

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At 00:07:40,060, Character said: we just saw her leave. You did say no,
right? Because she didn't look too

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At 00:07:48,050, Character said: It's called a state of shock.

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At 00:07:54,270, Character said: Hi.

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At 00:07:55,690, Character said: Do you have a table for two?

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At 00:07:57,850, Character said: I'm sorry, sir. All these tables are
reserved.

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At 00:08:03,310, Character said: Sorry.

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At 00:08:04,750, Character said: That's okay, sweetie.

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At 00:08:06,110, Character said: We can get some wine and cheese and have
our own little picnic.

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At 00:08:09,570, Character said: Make a beer and cheese, you g***t a deal.

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At 00:08:12,590, Character said: Wait.

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At 00:08:14,150, Character said: You're such a charming couple and you're
so much in love.

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At 00:08:17,410, Character said: Right this way.

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At 00:08:19,650, Character said: Are these tables all really reserved?

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At 00:08:21,490, Character said: No.

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At 00:08:26,230, Character said: Champagne for the lovely couple.

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At 00:08:39,530, Character said: To Dawn, may you be the first light of
all of my days.

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At 00:08:46,160, Character said: To Drew, you are the past tense of draw,

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At 00:08:52,700, Character said: which is what artists do when they make
beautiful pictures.

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At 00:08:59,840, Character said: This toasting stuff is hard. Let's not
do it anymore.

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At 00:09:51,210, Character said: it really slowed me down.

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At 00:09:54,630, Character said: I think you found something to wear.

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At 00:09:56,630, Character said: Yeah, can I keep it?

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At 00:10:00,130, Character said: Drew, you don't think we're moving too
fast.

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At 00:10:02,750, Character said: I mean, it felt right to me. I just want
to make sure you feel the same way.

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At 00:10:07,450, Character said: No, it was great. You're great.

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At 00:10:09,270, Character said: No, I love everything about you.

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At 00:10:10,930, Character said: Hey, listen, I have something to tell
you.

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At 00:10:14,630, Character said: I'm getting married in May.

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At 00:10:16,690, Character said: What? Yeah, it's not what you think.

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At 00:10:19,280, Character said: You know, I set this goal for myself, so
I made all the plans, I rented a hall

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At 00:10:22,900, Character said: and everything, and now I just have to
find the right woman to marry.

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At 00:10:32,760, Character said: Oh, Drew.

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At 00:10:34,520, Character said: That is so beautiful.

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At 00:10:37,600, Character said: I think that's the most romantic thing
I've ever heard.

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At 00:10:40,620, Character said: Wow. You know, if your head was made of
chocolate, you'd be perfect.

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At 00:10:52,880, Character said: I'm going to go take a quick shower. I
made breakfast for you.

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At 00:10:55,480, Character said: Well, keep it warm for me. Hey, you've
been to bed with me. You know I only

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At 00:10:58,840, Character said: one temperature.

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At 00:10:59,480, Character said: Hot!

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At 00:11:22,320, Character said: shape she's in, she wouldn't eat this
junk.

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At 00:11:25,040, Character said: Uh, excuse me, who are you?

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At 00:11:28,940, Character said: Oh, sorry, I'm Jim. I live above Don's
garage.

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At 00:11:32,680, Character said: Really? Yeah. Is she aware of that?

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At 00:11:35,980, Character said: Yeah. We used to date. We broke up about
a month ago. Now we're...