Quentin Tarantino & Robert Rodriguez - Grindhouse Subtitles

At 00:00:36,870, Character said: They called him Machete.

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At 00:00:39,706, Character said: Seventy dollars a day for
yard work, a hundred for roofing.

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At 00:00:45,462, Character said: Get in.

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At 00:00:46,713, Character said: - One-twenty-five for septic. Sewage.
- Have you ever killed anyone before?

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At 00:00:54,012, Character said: As you may know, illegal aliens,
such as yourself,

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At 00:00:56,806, Character said: are being forced out of our country
at an alarming rate.

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At 00:00:59,684, Character said: For the good of both our people...
our new senator must die.

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At 00:01:04,939, Character said: And for that,
I will pay you $150,000... cash.

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At 00:01:10,236, Character said: He was given an offer
he couldn't refuse.

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At 00:01:14,908, Character said: I cost the most......
because I'm the best there is.

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At 00:01:27,962, Character said: Set up,
double-crossed and left for dead.

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At 00:01:32,509, Character said: I took a vow of peace, and now you
want me to help you kill all these men?

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At 00:01:38,306, Character said: Yes, bro.

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At 00:01:40,683, Character said: I mean, Padre.

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At 00:01:43,186, Character said: I'll see what I can do.

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At 00:01:52,862, Character said: He knows the score.

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At 00:01:55,907, Character said: Where are my wife and daughter?

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At 00:01:58,743, Character said: He gets the women.

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At 00:02:00,411, Character said: ♪ He's bad

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At 00:02:01,955, Character said: ♪ Machete ♪

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At 00:02:04,624, Character said: - And he kills the bad guys..
- No!

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At 00:02:08,670, Character said: Oh, s***t.

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At 00:02:10,213, Character said: You mean that a Mexican
day laborer is a goddamn Federale?

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At 00:02:16,052, Character said: - But they soon realized...

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At 00:02:18,471, Character said: He's coming after us.

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At 00:02:21,307, Character said: ...they just f***d
with the wrong Mexican.

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At 00:02:27,730, Character said: - Action...

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At 00:02:30,441, Character said: -...suspense...

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At 00:02:35,280, Character said: -...emotion.
- Please, Father, have mercy.

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At 00:02:38,449, Character said: God has mercy. I don't.

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At 00:02:42,704, Character said: If you're gonna hire Machete
to kill the bad guy,

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At 00:02:47,083, Character said: you'd better make d***n sure
the bad guy isn't you.

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At 00:02:56,551, Character said: Machete.

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At 00:02:59,470, Character said: Rated X.

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At 00:03:02,891, Character said: Brought to you from your friends
at the Weinstein Company.

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At 00:06:43,653, Character said: You're real pretty tonight, Holly.

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At 00:06:45,738, Character said: Goddamn it, girls! If you're gonna
do that s***t, do it on stage!

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At 00:06:51,577, Character said: Smoking hot. Phew.

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At 00:06:57,291, Character said: Cherry Darling,
I told you too many f***g times,

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At 00:07:00,670, Character said: you can't be up there crying
and all that s***t.

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At 00:07:02,672, Character said: Do you know what a go-go dance is?

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At 00:07:05,341, Character said: - Useless talent number 12?
- No, it's a happy dance.

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At 00:07:09,345, Character said: Get up there and you dance happy.
It's go-go, not cry-cry.

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At 00:07:14,350, Character said: I'm quitting.

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At 00:07:15,726, Character said: You say that
at least one night a week.

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At 00:07:17,937, Character said: I mean it this time..
I need a dramatic change in my life.

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At 00:07:24,444, Character said: I've always said you're funny,

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At 00:07:25,903, Character said: but if you don't stop crying,
I'm gonna fire your a***s.

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At 00:07:28,364, Character said: I don't want to fire your a***s
because I like looking at your a***s.

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At 00:07:30,533, Character said: "Any girl leaving early
must check out with their finger

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At 00:07:34,328, Character said: and have a bye-bye slip."

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At 00:07:38,249, Character said: Here's my finger.

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At 00:07:43,045, Character said: And here's my bye-bye slip.

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At 00:07:47,091, Character said: We need some cash.

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At 00:08:10,698, Character said: D***k! F***k!

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At 00:08:13,034, Character said: Aah!

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At 00:08:22,919, Character said: A***s-bag!

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At 00:08:29,383, Character said: Ow!

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At 00:08:45,316, Character said: All right, boys. Come on..

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At 00:08:54,659, Character said: All right, all right. Come on.
You guys know the drill, huh?

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At 00:09:02,124, Character said: Wait here, lieutenant. I'll handle this.

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At 00:09:09,799, Character said: Hey, Abby.

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At 00:09:13,886, Character said: I can see you've had
a spot of trouble, Romy.

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At 00:09:18,432, Character said: Would you like to tell me what happened?

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At 00:09:20,893, Character said: Uh, they escaped.

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At 00:09:24,438, Character said: All three?

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At 00:09:25,982, Character said: Yeah. I don't know, uh... I don't know
how they did it. Just, they g***t out...

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At 00:09:30,945, Character said: I'm sorry, Romy,
but I just don't trust you anymore.

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At 00:09:34,407, Character said: And you know the rules.

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At 00:09:37,034, Character said: Oh, no. I'm out. I swear, Abby,
you're not gonna see me anymore.

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At 00:09:41,622, Character said: - OK?
- Not so fast.

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At 00:09:49,422, Character said: I also want your balls.

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At 00:10:00,099, Character said: I'm really quite attached to them.

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At 00:10:02,602, Character said: Oh, sweetheart.
I was really attached to my specimens.

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At 00:10:06,564, Character said: And now they're out there
in the night doing God knows what.

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At 00:10:10,276, Character said: I can't do it, Abby, please.
Please, Abby.

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At 00:10:15,489, Character said: Hey, hey! What are you guys...?!

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At 00:10:19,410, Character said: You son of a bitch, Abby! Listen!
You don't need Abby. There's more!

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At 00:10:24,290, Character said: There's more!
I could get you all you ever need!

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At 00:10:27,543, Character said: Motherfucking pussies!
Let me go, you son of a bitch!

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At 00:10:30,755, Character said: I can get you more! No! No!

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At 00:10:43,976, Character said: Pick this up, please.

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At 00:11:20,680, Character said: Where's the s***t?

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At 00:11:23,557, Character said: The s***t's right there.
The deal is still good.

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At 00:11:29,271, Character said: No, it's not.

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At 00:11:33,275, Character said: You held out on me.

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At 00:11:35,611, Character said: Now I want all of it.

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At 00:12:02,972, Character said: It looks like I g***t you
by the balls, Abby.

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At 00:12:05,349, Character said: - You certainly have.
- So...

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At 00:12:10,312, Character said: ... I'll ask you one more time.

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At 00:12:14,275, Character said: Where's...

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At 00:12:16,736, Character said: ...the...

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At 00:12:18,904, Character said: ...s***t?

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At 00:12:21,240, Character said: Everywhere!

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At 00:13:04,325, Character said: Oh, balls.

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At 00:13:48,494, Character said: Get that thing away from my pumps!

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At 00:13:50,830, Character said: It's just overheating!
I need to get to town.

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At 00:13:59,004, Character said: It's just
a stripped radiator cap.

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At 00:14:03,050, Character said: - Water leaks when it heats up.

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At 00:14:07,972, Character said: No pressure.

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At 00:14:13,644, Character said: - Are you OK?
- I'm just cherry.

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At 00:14:17,147, Character said: Go on and have a seat anywhere.
I'll be right in.

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At 00:14:22,570, Character said: - Here, take this with you.
- Not your good spring water.

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At 00:14:26,782, Character said: Ain't nothing good about it.
I bottle it myself.

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At 00:14:29,201, Character said: I get it right there out of the dam.

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At 00:14:32,663, Character said: - Thanks, JT.
- We're serving inside tonight.

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At 00:14:37,251, Character said: Best barbeque in Texas round the clock.

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At 00:14:39,670, Character said: - I gotta go.
- Saving lives, are ya?

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At 00:14:43,883, Character said: Now how did you know that?

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At 00:14:54,727, Character said: Now that's a rump roast.

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At 00:15:02,026, Character said: I couldn't get off work this week.
But you only have to stay till ten.

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At 00:15:08,407, Character said: A friend will be here
before ten to pick up Tony.

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At 00:15:11,201, Character said: ♪ Going to eat your brains
and gain your knowledge

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At 00:15:14,038, Character said: What did I tell you?
No playing with toys at the table.

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At 00:15:16,165, Character said: - Didn't I tell you that?
- Yeah.

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At 00:15:21,170, Character said: There's a packed suitcase under his bed.

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At 00:15:25,174, Character said: Give it to Tony to take with him
when my friend picks him up.

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At 00:15:33,057, Character said: I'll leave him watching TV.

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At 00:15:36,352, Character said: But you need to be here
in the next 20 minutes. Thank you.

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At 00:15:44,193, Character said: - What happened to your tooth??
- Fell out.

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At 00:15:46,904, Character said: Wow. Think you could say
a prayer for your old man?

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At 00:15:52,284, Character said: - No dead bodies for Da-da tonight.
- No dead bodies for Dad tonight. Amen.

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At 00:15:57,915, Character said: Amen.

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At 00:16:02,628, Character said: - Who was that you were talking to?
- Babysitter. She's on her way.

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At 00:16:13,889, Character said: - You believe her?
- No.

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At 00:16:16,392, Character said: Me neither.

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At 00:16:45,796, Character said: - Hey.
- Hey.

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At 00:16:48,090, Character said: - How's it going, JT?
- All right.

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At 00:16:51,427, Character said: - Still open, I see.
- Oh, yeah. All night.

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At 00:16:54,930, Character said: - Free of charge.

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At 00:16:57,057, Character said: Tonight is a special night.

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At 00:17:01,145, Character said: - What's so special about tonight?
- Been open 25 years.

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At 00:17:05,607, Character said: You're the second person
to show up tonight.

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