Quentin Tarantino & Robert Rodriguez - Grindhouse - English with German Subs (Planet Terror + Death Proof + Grindhouse Trailers) Subtitles
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00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:38,They called him Machete.
00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:44,Seventy dollars a day for
yard work, a hundred for roofing.
00:00:45,462 --> 00:00:46,Get in.
00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:52,- One-twenty-five for septic. Sewage.
- Have you ever killed anyone before?
00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:56,As you may know, illegal aliens,
such as yourself,
00:00:56,806 --> 00:00:59,are being forced out of our country
at an alarming rate.
00:00:59,684 --> 00:01:04,For the good of both our people...
our new senator must die.
00:01:04,939 --> 00:01:10,And for that,
I will pay you $150,000... cash.
00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:13,He was given an offer
he couldn't refuse.
00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:18,I cost the most......
because I'm the best there is.
00:01:27,962 --> 00:01:32,Set up,
double-crossed and left for dead.
00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:38,I took a vow of peace, and now you
want me to help you kill all these men?
00:01:38,306 --> 00:01:39,Yes, bro.
00:01:40,683 --> 00:01:42,I mean, Padre.
00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:45,I'll see what I can do.
00:01:52,862 --> 00:01:54,He knows the score.
00:01:55,907 --> 00:01:57,Where are my wife and daughter?
00:01:58,743 --> 00:02:00,He gets the women.
00:02:00,411 --> 00:02:01,♪ He's bad
00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:03,♪ Machete ♪
00:02:04,624 --> 00:02:07,- And he kills the bad guys..
- No!
00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:10,Oh, s***t.
00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:15,You mean that a Mexican
day laborer is a goddamn Federale?
00:02:16,052 --> 00:02:18,- But they soon realized...
00:02:18,471 --> 00:02:19,He's coming after us.
00:02:21,307 --> 00:02:24,...they just f***d
with the wrong Mexican.
00:02:27,730 --> 00:02:28,- Action...
00:02:30,441 --> 00:02:33,-...suspense...
00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:38,-...emotion.
- Please, Father, have mercy.
00:02:38,449 --> 00:02:41,God has mercy. I don't.
00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:46,If you're gonna hire Machete
to kill the bad guy,
00:02:47,083 --> 00:02:52,you'd better make d***n sure
the bad guy isn't you.
00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:58,Machete.
00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:00,Rated X.
00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:06,Brought to you from your friends
at the Weinstein Company.
00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:45,You're real pretty tonight, Holly.
00:06:45,738 --> 00:06:49,Goddamn it, girls! If you're gonna
do that s***t, do it on stage!
00:06:51,577 --> 00:06:53,Smoking hot. Phew.
00:06:57,291 --> 00:07:00,Cherry Darling,
I told you too many f***g times,
00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:02,you can't be up there crying
and all that s***t.
00:07:02,672 --> 00:07:05,Do you know what a go-go dance is?
00:07:05,341 --> 00:07:09,- Useless talent number 12?
- No, it's a happy dance.
00:07:09,345 --> 00:07:13,Get up there and you dance happy.
It's go-go, not cry-cry.
00:07:14,350 --> 00:07:15,I'm quitting.
00:07:15,726 --> 00:07:17,You say that
at least one night a week.
00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:23,I mean it this time..
I need a dramatic change in my life.
00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:25,I've always said you're funny,
00:07:25,903 --> 00:07:28,but if you don't stop crying,
I'm gonna fire your a***s.
00:07:28,364 --> 00:07:30,I don't want to fire your a***s
because I like looking at your a***s.
00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:34,"Any girl leaving early
must check out with their finger
00:07:34,328 --> 00:07:36,and have a bye-bye slip."
00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:40,Here's my finger.
00:07:43,045 --> 00:07:44,And here's my bye-bye slip.
00:07:47,091 --> 00:07:48,We need some cash.
00:08:10,698 --> 00:08:12,D***k! F***k!
00:08:13,034 --> 00:08:17,Aah!
00:08:22,919 --> 00:08:24,A***s-bag!
00:08:29,383 --> 00:08:31,Ow!
00:08:45,316 --> 00:08:49,All right, boys. Come on..
00:08:54,659 --> 00:08:59,All right, all right. Come on.
You guys know the drill, huh?
00:09:02,124 --> 00:09:05,Wait here, lieutenant. I'll handle this.
00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:11,Hey, Abby.
00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:16,I can see you've had
a spot of trouble, Romy.
00:09:18,432 --> 00:09:20,Would you like to tell me what happened?
00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:23,Uh, they escaped.
00:09:24,438 --> 00:09:25,All three?
00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:30,Yeah. I don't know, uh... I don't know
how they did it. Just, they g***t out...
00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:34,I'm sorry, Romy,
but I just don't trust you anymore.
00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:36,And you know the rules.
00:09:37,034 --> 00:09:41,Oh, no. I'm out. I swear, Abby,
you're not gonna see me anymore.
00:09:41,622 --> 00:09:43,- OK?
- Not so fast.
00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,I also want your balls.
00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:02,I'm really quite attached to them.
00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:06,Oh, sweetheart.
I was really attached to my specimens.
00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:10,And now they're out there
in the night doing God knows what.
00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:12,I can't do it, Abby, please.
Please, Abby.
00:10:15,489 --> 00:10:19,Hey, hey! What are you guys...?!
00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:24,You son of a bitch, Abby! Listen!
You don't need Abby. There's more!
00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:27,There's more!
I could get you all you ever need!
00:10:27,543 --> 00:10:30,Motherfucking pussies!
Let me go, you son of a bitch!
00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:35,I can get you more! No! No!
00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:45,Pick this up, please.
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,Where's the s***t?
00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:27,The s***t's right there.
The deal is still good.
00:11:29,271 --> 00:11:31,No, it's not.
00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:35,You held out on me.
00:11:35,611 --> 00:11:37,Now I want all of it.
00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:05,It looks like I g***t you
by the balls, Abby.
00:12:05,349 --> 00:12:08,- You certainly have.
- So...
00:12:10,312 --> 00:12:13,... I'll ask you one more time.
00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:15,Where's...
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,...the...
00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:20,...s***t?
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,Everywhere!
00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:05,Oh, balls.
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,Get that thing away from my pumps!
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:56,It's just overheating!
I need to get to town.
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:01,It's just
a stripped radiator cap.
00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:05,- Water leaks when it heats up.
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:09,No pressure.
00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:17,- Are you OK?
- I'm just cherry.
00:14:17,147 --> 00:14:19,Go on and have a seat anywhere.
I'll be right in.
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:26,- Here, take this with you.
- Not your good spring water.
00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:29,Ain't nothing good about it.
I bottle it myself.
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:30,I get it right there out of the dam.
00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:37,- Thanks, JT.
- We're serving inside tonight.
00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:39,Best barbeque in Texas round the clock.
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:42,- I gotta go.
- Saving lives, are ya?
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,Now how did you know that?
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,Now that's a rump roast.
00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:06,I couldn't get off work this week.
But you only have to stay till ten.
00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:11,A friend will be here
before ten to pick up Tony.
00:15:11,201 --> 00:15:13,♪ Going to eat your brains
and gain your knowledge
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:16,What did I tell you?
No playing with toys at the table.
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:18,- Didn't I tell you that?
- Yeah.
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:22,There's a packed suitcase under his bed.
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:27,Give it to Tony to take with him
when my friend picks him up.
00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:35,I'll leave him watching TV.
00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:41,But you need to be here
in the next 20 minutes. Thank you.
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:46,- What happened to your tooth??
- Fell out.
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:51,Wow. Think you could say
a prayer for your old man?
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:57,- No dead bodies for Da-da tonight.
- No dead bodies for Dad tonight. Amen.
00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:59,Amen.
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:08,- Who was that you were talking to?
- Babysitter. She's on her way.
00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:16,- You believe her?
- No.
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:17,Me neither.
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:47,- Hey.
- Hey.
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:50,- How's it going, JT?
- All right.
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:53,- Still open, I see.
- Oh, yeah. All night.
00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:56,- Free of charge.
00:16:57,057 --> 00:17:00,Tonight is a special night.
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:05,- What's so special about tonight?
- Been open 25 years.
00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:08,You're the second person
to show up tonight.
00:17:08,861...
00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:44,Seventy dollars a day for
yard work, a hundred for roofing.
00:00:45,462 --> 00:00:46,Get in.
00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:52,- One-twenty-five for septic. Sewage.
- Have you ever killed anyone before?
00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:56,As you may know, illegal aliens,
such as yourself,
00:00:56,806 --> 00:00:59,are being forced out of our country
at an alarming rate.
00:00:59,684 --> 00:01:04,For the good of both our people...
our new senator must die.
00:01:04,939 --> 00:01:10,And for that,
I will pay you $150,000... cash.
00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:13,He was given an offer
he couldn't refuse.
00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:18,I cost the most......
because I'm the best there is.
00:01:27,962 --> 00:01:32,Set up,
double-crossed and left for dead.
00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:38,I took a vow of peace, and now you
want me to help you kill all these men?
00:01:38,306 --> 00:01:39,Yes, bro.
00:01:40,683 --> 00:01:42,I mean, Padre.
00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:45,I'll see what I can do.
00:01:52,862 --> 00:01:54,He knows the score.
00:01:55,907 --> 00:01:57,Where are my wife and daughter?
00:01:58,743 --> 00:02:00,He gets the women.
00:02:00,411 --> 00:02:01,♪ He's bad
00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:03,♪ Machete ♪
00:02:04,624 --> 00:02:07,- And he kills the bad guys..
- No!
00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:10,Oh, s***t.
00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:15,You mean that a Mexican
day laborer is a goddamn Federale?
00:02:16,052 --> 00:02:18,- But they soon realized...
00:02:18,471 --> 00:02:19,He's coming after us.
00:02:21,307 --> 00:02:24,...they just f***d
with the wrong Mexican.
00:02:27,730 --> 00:02:28,- Action...
00:02:30,441 --> 00:02:33,-...suspense...
00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:38,-...emotion.
- Please, Father, have mercy.
00:02:38,449 --> 00:02:41,God has mercy. I don't.
00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:46,If you're gonna hire Machete
to kill the bad guy,
00:02:47,083 --> 00:02:52,you'd better make d***n sure
the bad guy isn't you.
00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:58,Machete.
00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:00,Rated X.
00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:06,Brought to you from your friends
at the Weinstein Company.
00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:45,You're real pretty tonight, Holly.
00:06:45,738 --> 00:06:49,Goddamn it, girls! If you're gonna
do that s***t, do it on stage!
00:06:51,577 --> 00:06:53,Smoking hot. Phew.
00:06:57,291 --> 00:07:00,Cherry Darling,
I told you too many f***g times,
00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:02,you can't be up there crying
and all that s***t.
00:07:02,672 --> 00:07:05,Do you know what a go-go dance is?
00:07:05,341 --> 00:07:09,- Useless talent number 12?
- No, it's a happy dance.
00:07:09,345 --> 00:07:13,Get up there and you dance happy.
It's go-go, not cry-cry.
00:07:14,350 --> 00:07:15,I'm quitting.
00:07:15,726 --> 00:07:17,You say that
at least one night a week.
00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:23,I mean it this time..
I need a dramatic change in my life.
00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:25,I've always said you're funny,
00:07:25,903 --> 00:07:28,but if you don't stop crying,
I'm gonna fire your a***s.
00:07:28,364 --> 00:07:30,I don't want to fire your a***s
because I like looking at your a***s.
00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:34,"Any girl leaving early
must check out with their finger
00:07:34,328 --> 00:07:36,and have a bye-bye slip."
00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:40,Here's my finger.
00:07:43,045 --> 00:07:44,And here's my bye-bye slip.
00:07:47,091 --> 00:07:48,We need some cash.
00:08:10,698 --> 00:08:12,D***k! F***k!
00:08:13,034 --> 00:08:17,Aah!
00:08:22,919 --> 00:08:24,A***s-bag!
00:08:29,383 --> 00:08:31,Ow!
00:08:45,316 --> 00:08:49,All right, boys. Come on..
00:08:54,659 --> 00:08:59,All right, all right. Come on.
You guys know the drill, huh?
00:09:02,124 --> 00:09:05,Wait here, lieutenant. I'll handle this.
00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:11,Hey, Abby.
00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:16,I can see you've had
a spot of trouble, Romy.
00:09:18,432 --> 00:09:20,Would you like to tell me what happened?
00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:23,Uh, they escaped.
00:09:24,438 --> 00:09:25,All three?
00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:30,Yeah. I don't know, uh... I don't know
how they did it. Just, they g***t out...
00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:34,I'm sorry, Romy,
but I just don't trust you anymore.
00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:36,And you know the rules.
00:09:37,034 --> 00:09:41,Oh, no. I'm out. I swear, Abby,
you're not gonna see me anymore.
00:09:41,622 --> 00:09:43,- OK?
- Not so fast.
00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,I also want your balls.
00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:02,I'm really quite attached to them.
00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:06,Oh, sweetheart.
I was really attached to my specimens.
00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:10,And now they're out there
in the night doing God knows what.
00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:12,I can't do it, Abby, please.
Please, Abby.
00:10:15,489 --> 00:10:19,Hey, hey! What are you guys...?!
00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:24,You son of a bitch, Abby! Listen!
You don't need Abby. There's more!
00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:27,There's more!
I could get you all you ever need!
00:10:27,543 --> 00:10:30,Motherfucking pussies!
Let me go, you son of a bitch!
00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:35,I can get you more! No! No!
00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:45,Pick this up, please.
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,Where's the s***t?
00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:27,The s***t's right there.
The deal is still good.
00:11:29,271 --> 00:11:31,No, it's not.
00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:35,You held out on me.
00:11:35,611 --> 00:11:37,Now I want all of it.
00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:05,It looks like I g***t you
by the balls, Abby.
00:12:05,349 --> 00:12:08,- You certainly have.
- So...
00:12:10,312 --> 00:12:13,... I'll ask you one more time.
00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:15,Where's...
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,...the...
00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:20,...s***t?
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,Everywhere!
00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:05,Oh, balls.
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,Get that thing away from my pumps!
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:56,It's just overheating!
I need to get to town.
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:01,It's just
a stripped radiator cap.
00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:05,- Water leaks when it heats up.
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:09,No pressure.
00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:17,- Are you OK?
- I'm just cherry.
00:14:17,147 --> 00:14:19,Go on and have a seat anywhere.
I'll be right in.
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:26,- Here, take this with you.
- Not your good spring water.
00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:29,Ain't nothing good about it.
I bottle it myself.
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:30,I get it right there out of the dam.
00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:37,- Thanks, JT.
- We're serving inside tonight.
00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:39,Best barbeque in Texas round the clock.
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:42,- I gotta go.
- Saving lives, are ya?
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,Now how did you know that?
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,Now that's a rump roast.
00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:06,I couldn't get off work this week.
But you only have to stay till ten.
00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:11,A friend will be here
before ten to pick up Tony.
00:15:11,201 --> 00:15:13,♪ Going to eat your brains
and gain your knowledge
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:16,What did I tell you?
No playing with toys at the table.
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:18,- Didn't I tell you that?
- Yeah.
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:22,There's a packed suitcase under his bed.
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:27,Give it to Tony to take with him
when my friend picks him up.
00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:35,I'll leave him watching TV.
00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:41,But you need to be here
in the next 20 minutes. Thank you.
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:46,- What happened to your tooth??
- Fell out.
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:51,Wow. Think you could say
a prayer for your old man?
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:57,- No dead bodies for Da-da tonight.
- No dead bodies for Dad tonight. Amen.
00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:59,Amen.
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:08,- Who was that you were talking to?
- Babysitter. She's on her way.
00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:16,- You believe her?
- No.
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:17,Me neither.
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:47,- Hey.
- Hey.
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:50,- How's it going, JT?
- All right.
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:53,- Still open, I see.
- Oh, yeah. All night.
00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:56,- Free of charge.
00:16:57,057 --> 00:17:00,Tonight is a special night.
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:05,- What's so special about tonight?
- Been open 25 years.
00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:08,You're the second person
to show up tonight.
00:17:08,861...
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