Demascus.S01E03.Anthology.720p.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H.264-NoRBiT_track4_[eng] Subtitles

At 00:00:12,633, Character said: ♪♪

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At 00:00:59,700, Character said: Shekinah, anything else?

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At 00:01:01,666, Character said: Shekinah: Demascus Haynes, Tethur entry.

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At 00:01:05,066, Character said: [Sighs]

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At 00:01:09,466, Character said: Okay, play it. Play it.

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At 00:01:12,633, Character said: Demascus: So there's this thing that keeps happening,

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At 00:01:15,700, Character said: and I -- I can't figure it out.

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At 00:01:18,000, Character said: It's like everyone is trying to force me

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At 00:01:20,733, Character said: into being something different.

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At 00:01:22,966, Character said: Okay, maybe "force" is too strong a word,

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At 00:01:25,166, Character said: but that's how it feels.

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At 00:01:26,533, Character said: They all want me to be something I'm not --

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At 00:01:29,200, Character said: Redd, Dyanne, even Budhi.

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At 00:01:32,566, Character said: Budhi.

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At 00:01:34,133, Character said: Redd: [Sniffs] You smell good.

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At 00:01:36,800, Character said: Hey! Hey!

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At 00:01:39,266, Character said: Personally, I believe it was

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At 00:01:40,866, Character said: the algorithm that brought us together.

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At 00:01:42,566, Character said: And I think it was fate.

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At 00:01:44,000, Character said: Uh-huh.

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At 00:01:45,233, Character said: Settle the argument.

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At 00:01:46,500, Character said: Okay? G***t you.

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At 00:01:47,833, Character said: D.C., three years ago.

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At 00:01:49,333, Character said: Demascus is single and unemployed.

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At 00:01:51,600, Character said: And pathetic.

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At 00:01:53,900, Character said: Demascus is single and pathetic and unemployed.

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At 00:01:56,733, Character said: I was working freelance, and I'm not gonna be

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At 00:01:59,733, Character said: too many more of y'all's "pathetics."

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At 00:02:02,200, Character said: We done with that. Mm-hmm.

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At 00:02:03,800, Character said: He was going so hard

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At 00:02:05,600, Character said: with this tortured Black-artist persona.

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At 00:02:08,000, Character said: You should have seen him, girl, in these frumpy-a***s sweaters

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At 00:02:10,300, Character said: and fuzzy-a***s beanie.

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At 00:02:12,000, Character said: I like to call it my, um, my Gray Period.

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At 00:02:15,133, Character said: Gray Period.

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At 00:02:17,166, Character said: So in his Gray Period, he was spending most of his days

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At 00:02:19,633, Character said: at the portrait gallery, cruising for chicks.

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At 00:02:22,133, Character said: No, I was not.

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At 00:02:23,566, Character said: Don't tell it like that.

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At 00:02:25,566, Character said: That's the pathetic part.

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At 00:02:27,200, Character said: Okay, the portrait gallery

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At 00:02:28,566, Character said: is one of my favorite places in D.C.,

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At 00:02:30,466, Character said: and I used to go there with my moms.

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At 00:02:32,533, Character said: Yeah, I remember that.

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At 00:02:33,800, Character said: Because it was free and on the red line.

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At 00:02:35,066, Character said: Aww, that's sweet.

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At 00:02:36,933, Character said: But? No buts.

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At 00:02:39,066, Character said: D, come on. Dyanne: Come on.

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At 00:02:40,500, Character said: No, I'm done. We'll wait.

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At 00:02:43,300, Character said: Now, if something happened to pop off --

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At 00:02:45,033, Character said: If someone walked up to me and said something --

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At 00:02:47,700, Character said: Okay. Uh-huh, see? It's okay to admit.

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At 00:02:49,900, Character said: Fine, fine.

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At 00:02:50,933, Character said: He was there for the nostalgia hit,

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At 00:02:52,933, Character said: but secretly hoping he might bump into

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At 00:02:55,133, Character said: a short-term s***x thing.

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At 00:02:56,466, Character said: What kind of hoes was you picking up

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At 00:02:57,866, Character said: at the portrait gallery? Artsy hoes.

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At 00:02:59,666, Character said: [Laughs]

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At 00:03:01,333, Character said: Anyway, it was this freezing day in January

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At 00:03:04,966, Character said: and the Mega-Light rail g***t shut down,

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At 00:03:06,800, Character said: so I found myself in the city with nothing to do,

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At 00:03:09,433, Character said: and I decided to let the algorithm

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At 00:03:11,366, Character said: give me my perfect D.C. excursion.

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At 00:03:13,733, Character said: And it led you to the portrait gallery?

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At 00:03:16,333, Character said: Girl, no.

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At 00:03:17,666, Character said: It led me to the café across the street,

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At 00:03:19,766, Character said: where I bumped into Demascus brooding over the exact e-book

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At 00:03:24,733, Character said: the algorithm said would compound my happiness

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At 00:03:27,533, Character said: for the day.

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At 00:03:29,600, Character said: Hmm. I don't know, girl.

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At 00:03:31,066, Character said: That sound like a classic star-crossed meet-cute to me.

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At 00:03:33,666, Character said: No.

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At 00:03:35,000, Character said: I never would have gotten off at the Chinatown stop.

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At 00:03:37,433, Character said: I never would have gone into that dingy-a***s café

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At 00:03:39,766, Character said: had the algorithm not suggested it.

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At 00:03:42,000, Character said: But can you say the algorithm is fate?

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At 00:03:44,100, Character said: The algorithm is hard data and computations.

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At 00:03:46,733, Character said: The algorithm is straight-up capitalism.

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At 00:03:48,733, Character said: It wanted you to buy a coffee.

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At 00:03:50,333, Character said: Okay, but it led me to that café.

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At 00:03:53,133, Character said: Okay. But what about Demascus?

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At 00:03:54,633, Character said: He ain't use no algorithm. He was just there.

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At 00:03:58,166, Character said: Fate.

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At 00:04:00,200, Character said: It's fate.

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At 00:04:02,366, Character said: Half and half. Aww.

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At 00:04:04,900, Character said: She the cream in your coffee, big dog.

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At 00:04:07,000, Character said: Dyanne: Aww, they -- ohh.

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At 00:04:10,766, Character said: Redd: I g***t a leg up here, I g***t a down here.

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At 00:04:12,900, Character said: It's my signature move. I invented it, right?

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At 00:04:14,800, Character said: Dyanne: Your signature move? Yes, my signature move.

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At 00:04:16,833, Character said: This nigga, I swear. You know what I'm saying.

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At 00:04:19,266, Character said: Anyway, I hit it once,

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At 00:04:20,800, Character said: she goes flying like a Raggedy Ann doll

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At 00:04:23,566, Character said: right when I'm about to get to my s***t!

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At 00:04:25,266, Character said: Yeah, and I broke my fuckin' wrist

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At 00:04:26,566, Character said: doing that dumb-a***s s***t.

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At 00:04:27,566, Character said: Baby, I know. I'm so sorry.

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At 00:04:28,933, Character said: Don't nobody need to be doing all of that!

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At 00:04:31,666, Character said: Baby, it won't happen again, baby. I promise.

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At 00:04:33,066, Character said: You could have just said it was an accident.

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At 00:04:35,566, Character said: Didn't need a full reenactment.

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At 00:04:38,133, Character said: Dyanne: He's so pressed.

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At 00:04:39,466, Character said: His d***k literally put me in the hospital.

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At 00:04:42,166, Character said: By the way, it's called a Wheelbarrow, Redd.

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At 00:04:44,600, Character said: What I just did? What'd I tell you?

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At 00:04:46,100, Character said: It's not new. Word?

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At 00:04:48,033, Character said: Told you.

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At 00:04:49,333, Character said: What you know about a Wheelbarrow?

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At 00:04:52,533, Character said: Ask me later.

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At 00:04:56,400, Character said: D***n, Demascus!

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At 00:04:58,066, Character said: You such a fuckin' prude. Do you even have a d***k?

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At 00:05:01,133, Character said: Yeah, Dyanne, I have a d***k. I don't believe it.

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At 00:05:04,100, Character said: Prove it. Pull it out.

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At 00:05:05,633, Character said: Whoa, whoa. Let's see it.

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At 00:05:07,333, Character said: No, I need to see it.

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At 00:05:08,700, Character said: Give me this. You don't need no more of this.

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At 00:05:10,033, Character said: I'm just saying. This is a safe place.

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At 00:05:12,000, Character said: You are kind of a prude, though.

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At 00:05:14,600, Character said: For real.

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At 00:05:15,933, Character said: No, I'm -- I'm not a prude. I just --

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At 00:05:18,266, Character said: Look, under the right circumstances, okay?

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At 00:05:20,800, Character said: Which are? Not in public, Dyanne.

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At 00:05:23,033, Character said: You know, sometimes I look at you,

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At 00:05:24,933, Character said: and I just want to grab it,

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At 00:05:27,566, Character said: public or not.

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At 00:05:29,866, Character said: You know. Yes, I do. Hey, girl.

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At 00:05:32,533, Character said: You don't ever feel like that?

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At 00:05:34,633, Character said: Yeah, I do, okay?

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At 00:05:36,733, Character said: I just don't do anything.

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At 00:05:40,733, Character said: Grab it, grab it, grab it, grab it.

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At 00:05:44,600, Character said: ♪ Grab it, grab it, ooh, that booty good ♪

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At 00:05:47,900, Character said: ♪ You gotta have it, have it

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At 00:05:50,433, Character said: ♪ So grab it, grab it

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At 00:05:52,533, Character said: ♪ Ooh, that p***y tastin' like some magic ♪

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At 00:05:54,900, Character said: ♪ So grab it, grab it, grab it ♪ Yeah.

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At 00:05:58,066, Character said: ♪ Grab it, ooh, that booty good ♪

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At 00:06:00,366, Character said: ♪ I gotta have it, have it

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At 00:06:02,466, Character said: Oh! ♪ So grab it,...