Demascus.S01E05.Penultimate.720p.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H.264-NoRBiT_track4_[eng] Subtitles

At 00:00:07,300, Character said: ♪ Yeah, yeah

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At 00:00:09,933, Character said: ♪ I don't think you wanna know what I know ♪

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At 00:00:13,033, Character said: ♪ You don't really wanna know what I know ♪

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At 00:00:16,466, Character said: ♪ They don't wanna talk about what I know ♪

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At 00:00:19,400, Character said: ♪ But I can keep a secret with my eyes closed ♪

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At 00:00:22,766, Character said: ♪ Jumpin' and we been about the grind, though ♪

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At 00:00:25,966, Character said: ♪ We don't do no talking, like the mime shows ♪

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At 00:00:29,066, Character said: ♪ I just had to hit you with the high note ♪

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At 00:00:32,300, Character said: ♪ I might f***k around and make the vinyl ♪

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At 00:00:36,333, Character said: [Music stops]

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At 00:00:41,500, Character said: Before we get started, I have a confession.

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At 00:00:45,133, Character said: Last week, I used DIRT without you.

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At 00:00:48,033, Character said: It was an abuse of your trust, and I truly apologize.

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At 00:00:51,600, Character said: I'm sorry.

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At 00:00:54,333, Character said: You're not very good at this taking responsibility thing.

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At 00:00:57,966, Character said: That's what I'm doing now. No.

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At 00:00:59,833, Character said: You're telling me something that you already know I'm aware of

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At 00:01:02,333, Character said: in order to appear to be taking responsibility.

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At 00:01:05,633, Character said: Beg pardon?

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At 00:01:07,233, Character said: Let's be plain --

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At 00:01:09,066, Character said: Cut the bullshit.

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At 00:01:10,800, Character said: The faux humility.

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At 00:01:12,166, Character said: The throwing yourself on the sword routine.

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At 00:01:14,100, Character said: Because I can see all the way through this Photoshop.

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At 00:01:17,300, Character said: And to be quite honest, Demascus, I ** concerned.

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At 00:01:20,766, Character said: Uh, concerned?

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At 00:01:22,300, Character said: Why you gotta say it like that?

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At 00:01:24,033, Character said: Con-- Concerned?

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At 00:01:25,433, Character said: You called me in a manic state.

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At 00:01:27,366, Character said: Manic? That's... That feels harsh.

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At 00:01:29,800, Character said: You called me on a federal holiday

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At 00:01:31,866, Character said: in order to burglarize my office and medical facilities.

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At 00:01:35,200, Character said: You're making it sound illegal.

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At 00:01:36,966, Character said: It is illegal.

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At 00:01:38,333, Character said: It's fraud, it's trespassing, it's --

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At 00:01:40,366, Character said: it's substance abuse, technically.

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At 00:01:42,000, Character said: You need more? 'Cause I can -- Oh -- Oh, no, no.

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At 00:01:43,733, Character said: No, no. Okay, I get it, I get it, I get it.

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At 00:01:45,666, Character said: You're being intentionally hyperbolic

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At 00:01:47,566, Character said: to get me to see the seriousness of the matter, right?

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At 00:01:51,033, Character said: Hyperbolic?

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At 00:01:55,233, Character said: How's this for hyperbolic?

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At 00:01:59,900, Character said: [Door handle rattling]

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At 00:02:03,100, Character said: [Sighs] [Tapping]

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At 00:02:05,166, Character said: No, I --

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At 00:02:06,733, Character said: Demascus, you have never once been completely honest with me.

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At 00:02:10,600, Character said: I think you're using these realities to escape,

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At 00:02:13,433, Character said: because you're actually afraid to live in your real life.

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At 00:02:16,166, Character said: Wait, what? Can we wait?

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At 00:02:20,433, Character said: I've been a mess since Thanksgiving.

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At 00:02:23,333, Character said: So, yeah, okay.

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At 00:02:26,433, Character said: I went into DIRT because I-I wanted to -- to see her,

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At 00:02:29,666, Character said: I wanted to find her or something.

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At 00:02:31,666, Character said: Find who? My mom.

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At 00:02:33,400, Character said: My mother.

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At 00:02:36,466, Character said: Five years ago on Thanksgiving, my mother died.

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At 00:02:38,900, Character said: [Breathes shakily]

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At 00:02:40,633, Character said: She...

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At 00:02:43,200, Character said: She died.

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At 00:02:47,366, Character said: Don't make me regret this, okay?

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At 00:02:49,600, Character said: Mm. Deep breaths.

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At 00:02:51,466, Character said: [Beeping, whirring]

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At 00:02:53,200, Character said: ♪♪

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At 00:03:03,200, Character said: ♪♪

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At 00:03:13,266, Character said: ♪♪

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At 00:03:23,266, Character said: Oh!

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At 00:03:25,000, Character said: [Both laugh]

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At 00:03:26,533, Character said: So, we're just leaving our honeymoon --

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At 00:03:28,466, Character said: In Antigua! Yeah!

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At 00:03:30,800, Character said: I just married a stranger.

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At 00:03:32,366, Character said: Oh, my God.

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At 00:03:33,733, Character said: This is the craziest thing I've ever done.

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At 00:03:35,300, Character said: Really? I've done crazier things.

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At 00:03:37,033, Character said: Really? Heck yeah.

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At 00:03:38,400, Character said: By a lot.

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At 00:03:40,033, Character said: [Laughing]

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At 00:03:41,400, Character said: ♪♪

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At 00:03:43,966, Character said: It's been five days since these strangers,

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At 00:03:47,233, Character said: Demascus and Naomi, said, "I'm not getting any younger,

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At 00:03:51,266, Character said: so I might as well say 'I do. '"

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At 00:03:53,833, Character said: On this episode of "Let's Get Married,"

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At 00:03:57,366, Character said: the honeymoon is over,

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At 00:03:58,900, Character said: and now it's time for our newlyweds to move in together

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At 00:04:01,833, Character said: and start the reality of being husband and wife.

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At 00:04:05,433, Character said: You had a fairy tale wedding,

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At 00:04:07,233, Character said: and then we whisked you away to honeymoon in paradise,

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At 00:04:09,566, Character said: all within 24 hours of meeting each other. Ah! We did it!

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At 00:04:12,100, Character said: So, what's the tea? Any drama so far?

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At 00:04:16,266, Character said: No. No. No.

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At 00:04:17,500, Character said: Actually, it's been -- It's wonderful.

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At 00:04:18,633, Character said: Yeah. [Laughs]

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At 00:04:20,400, Character said: Hold, please.

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At 00:04:22,100, Character said: Okay, look, look, we need the fights for the ratings.

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At 00:04:25,433, Character said: Don't nobody want to see no happy couple.

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At 00:04:27,100, Character said: I want you to bring up all that s***t to the surface.

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At 00:04:30,033, Character said: Nothing is off-limits.

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At 00:04:31,766, Character said: I'm talking money, politics, religion, s***x.

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At 00:04:36,333, Character said: Yeah. Director: And action.

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At 00:04:38,933, Character said: So, Naomi, you're about to move into Demascus' place.

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At 00:04:42,400, Character said: Ooh, yes.

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At 00:04:43,733, Character said: How are you feeling about that?

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At 00:04:45,200, Character said: I'm ex-ci-ted, capital E.

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At 00:04:48,633, Character said: I live with two roommates in an apartment and --

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At 00:04:51,333, Character said: you know what I mean, right now, and I'm just looking forward

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At 00:04:53,633, Character said: to living in one of those big houses

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At 00:04:56,333, Character said: in a gentrified neighborhood.

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At 00:04:58,300, Character said: Ooh.

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At 00:04:59,533, Character said: Income disparity.

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At 00:05:01,200, Character said: And, Demascus, are you a little anxious about cohabitation?

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At 00:05:05,166, Character said: Uh, no. No, not at all.

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At 00:05:07,466, Character said: Only thing is that, uh... [Chuckles]

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At 00:05:09,500, Character said: ...I haven't really lived with another woman

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At 00:05:11,533, Character said: since Mother, but...

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At 00:05:13,000, Character said: Ooh, I love that. A mommy's boy. [Laughs]

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At 00:05:15,900, Character said: Like, I don't have much in the way of family.

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At 00:05:18,733, Character said: Like, they're around, but ever since Mother, they...

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At 00:05:23,333, Character said: [Clears throat]

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At 00:05:24,666, Character said: Well, let's just say things have been weird.

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At 00:05:27,000, Character said: I just haven't have a chance to talk to Naomi about Mother.

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At 00:05:30,966, Character said: We were in Antigua, on our honeymoon,

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At 00:05:33,766, Character said: so, you know, not the time to bring the darkness.

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At 00:05:38,900, Character said: Okay, now, let's get down to brass tacks, shall we?

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At 00:05:42,633, Character said: Are y'all knockin' da boots?

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At 00:05:43,933, Character said: Oh, we...

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At 00:05:45,433, Character said: We don't kiss and tell. [Both laugh]

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At 00:05:48,533, Character said: Hold, please. [Bell rings]

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At 00:05:50,400, Character said: Okay, have you seen this show?

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At 00:05:52,833, Character said: This is season 28, and the first dramatic question is always,

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At 00:05:56,666, Character said: "Will they or won't they knock the boots?"

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At 00:06:00,633, Character said: Yeah, of -- of course I want to...

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At 00:06:03,733, Character said: knock the boots [chuckles] with my wife.

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At 00:06:06,466, Character said: Have -- Have you seen her?

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At 00:06:07,933, Character said: I did not want to make sweet love to my wife

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At 00:06:11,366, Character said: for the first time in some random, foreign

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At 00:06:15,400, Character said: unfamiliar hotel room, all expenses paid or not.

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At 00:06:19,533, Character said: The consummation of marriage is something that should be

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At 00:06:22,100, Character said: shared and cherished and remembered.

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At 00:06:25,733, Character said: And that's a quote. [Chuckles lightly]

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At 00:06:28,733, Character said: From, uh...

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