Wallbanger Bone En (2024) Subtitles

At 00:00:13,894, Character said: Let's get one thing straight
right from the start.

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At 00:00:16,577, Character said: This is not your typical love story.

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At 00:00:19,259, Character said: It's more of a...

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At 00:00:21,181, Character said: Well, how should I put it?

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At 00:00:23,584, Character said: An intimate mystery?

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At 00:00:26,146, Character said: You see, I've lost something,

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At 00:00:28,188, Character said: something precious,

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At 00:00:29,469, Character said: something that used to come,
well, like clockwork.

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At 00:00:35,836, Character said: Life was picture perfect,

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At 00:00:38,038, Character said: a thriving career as an interior designer
with an amazing boss,

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At 00:00:42,322, Character said: the kind of friends
you would take a bullet for...

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At 00:00:45,365, Character said: ...and a newly rented dream apartment
in the heart of San Francisco.

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At 00:00:49,169, Character said: But there was one thing missing.

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At 00:00:52,292, Character said: One little

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At 00:00:53,934, Character said: well, not so little thing.

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At 00:00:56,697, Character said: My O.

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At 00:00:58,338, Character said: My o***m.

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At 00:00:59,580, Character said: It's gone AWOL, vanished, disappeared.

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At 00:01:01,862, Character said: One night it was there,
and the next, poof, gone.

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At 00:01:05,065, Character said: Yeah. You heard it right.

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At 00:01:06,667, Character said: An ill-timed one night stand
with pizza parlor Cory Weinstein

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At 00:01:09,830, Character said: had robbed me of my o***m.

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At 00:01:11,832, Character said: We own a chain of pizza parlors
up and down the West Coast.

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At 00:01:15,596, Character said: Now, up until this point, I had shared
that old theory that s***x was like pizza.

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At 00:01:19,559, Character said: Even when it's bad,
it's still pretty good.

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At 00:01:21,922, Character said: I now hated pizza for several reasons.

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At 00:01:25,165, Character said: This was the worst kind of s***x.

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At 00:01:27,247, Character said: This was machine gun style,

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At 00:01:28,929, Character said: fast, fast, fast, 30 seconds on the t***s,

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At 00:01:31,331, Character said: 60 seconds on something that was an inch
above where he should have been,

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At 00:01:34,174, Character said: and then in and out,
and in and out, and in and out.

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At 00:01:37,497, Character said: By the time it was over and he yelled...

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At 00:01:42,863, Character said: I had mentally rearranged all my spices

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At 00:01:45,025, Character said: and was starting on the cleaning supplies
under the sink.

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At 00:01:48,629, Character said: Yes.

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At 00:01:49,750, Character said: Listen, I'm not averse
to the one-night stand.

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At 00:01:52,552, Character said: I've made the walk of shame
many a morning.

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At 00:01:55,555, Character said: But this guy, I should have known better.

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At 00:02:00,560, Character said: No matter how much self-love
I treated myself to after that,

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At 00:02:05,005, Character said: O had left the building.

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At 00:02:08,048, Character said: She's been on vacation for six months now.

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At 00:02:12,132, Character said: Six long months.

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At 00:02:16,817, Character said: I had all but given up hope.

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At 00:02:26,546, Character said: Oh, God.

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At 00:02:30,831, Character said: Yes, baby, right there.
Yeah, just like that.

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At 00:02:34,194, Character said: Oh, God...

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At 00:02:36,677, Character said: Go faster.

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At 00:02:39,039, Character said: Yes. Oh.

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At 00:02:41,321, Character said: Oh, s***t!

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At 00:02:43,323, Character said: What the...

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At 00:02:46,887, Character said: Yes! Yes!

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At 00:02:49,369, Character said: - Spanking?
- Yes!

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At 00:02:51,251, Character said: - Whoo.
- You're the best.

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At 00:02:53,373, Character said: - Oh, my...
- Yes.

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At 00:03:00,340, Character said: Oh, God. Yes!

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At 00:03:04,184, Character said: Welcome to the neighborhood.

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At 00:03:18,919, Character said: What do you think, Clive?

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At 00:03:20,680, Character said: Should we start in here
or the living room?

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At 00:03:26,887, Character said: Living room it is.

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At 00:03:41,261, Character said: Simon, last night was fantastic.

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At 00:03:44,664, Character said: I thought this morning was fantastic, too.

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At 00:03:48,108, Character said: - I'll call you when I'm back in town.
- Okay.

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At 00:03:59,719, Character said: Bye-bye, Spanks.

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At 00:04:02,402, Character said: - Don't drop it, Mimi.
- Shut up, Sophia.

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At 00:04:05,285, Character said: Hey. No fighting, you two.

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At 00:04:06,767, Character said: Happy housewarming.

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At 00:04:08,048, Character said: Quit moving so much.
We're tired of buying you stuff.

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At 00:04:10,490, Character said: I cannot believe you guys carried
that all the way up the stairs.

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At 00:04:12,973, Character said: Oh, believe me.

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At 00:04:14,254, Character said: We waited in the cab
for someone to walk by, but no luck.

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At 00:04:16,696, Character said: - So we schlepped it up ourselves.
- Okay.

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At 00:04:19,900, Character said: Hey, guys, careful.

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At 00:04:22,062, Character said: Jillian would kill me
if I banged a hole in the wall.

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At 00:04:24,264, Character said: Well, at least one hole
will get banged around here.

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At 00:04:27,788, Character said: Charming, so...

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At 00:04:29,790, Character said: I wish my boss would give me

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At 00:04:31,151, Character said: an awesome rent controlled apartment
in the city.

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At 00:04:33,273, Character said: You don't have a boss.

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At 00:04:35,035, Character said: I organize people's homes.
I have a lot of bosses.

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At 00:04:38,638, Character said: Right.

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At 00:04:43,083, Character said: We knew how much you miss your old one.

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At 00:04:49,449, Character said: It is beautiful.

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At 00:04:52,092, Character said: Oh, do you two wanna be left alone?

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At 00:04:54,334, Character said: No. No, I want you to be here
to witness this love.

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At 00:04:57,377, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:05:04,664, Character said: - What?
- Can I start on your drawers?

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At 00:05:07,027, Character said: I'm dying to start placing everything.

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At 00:05:08,869, Character said: Have at it.

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At 00:05:10,150, Character said: Merry Christmas, freak show.

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At 00:05:21,121, Character said: Oh, God.

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At 00:05:25,685, Character said: Meow. Oh.

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At 00:05:30,130, Character said: Meow. Oh, God.

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At 00:05:33,613, Character said: Meow.

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At 00:05:34,935, Character said: Meow. Meow.

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At 00:05:37,497, Character said: Oh, God.

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At 00:05:38,658, Character said: Hey, mister, it's cool.
We just have a noisy neighbor, that's all.

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At 00:05:41,942, Character said: Simon. Meow.

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At 00:05:44,064, Character said: Meow. Meow.

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At 00:05:53,593, Character said: - What?
- Meow!

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At 00:05:58,238, Character said: Oh, now you want some love from me, huh?

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At 00:06:01,641, Character said: After abandoning me for Purina?

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At 00:06:09,569, Character said: Yeah. Yeah. I know you love me.

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At 00:06:14,694, Character said: Call me when you're back in town?

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At 00:07:06,266, Character said: Ask me about the Sausalito house.

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At 00:07:09,269, Character said: How's the Sausalito house?

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At 00:07:10,910, Character said: Done!

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At 00:07:12,993, Character said: Housewarming next weekend,
you and your squad are invited.

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At 00:07:15,595, Character said: Sounds great. Can we bring anything?

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At 00:07:18,158, Character said: Can we stare at Benjamin?

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At 00:07:20,320, Character said: No. And I would expect nothing less.

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At 00:07:23,123, Character said: - How's the apartment?
- Fantastic.

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At 00:07:25,365, Character said: Thank you so much
for subletting it to me, Jillian.

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At 00:07:28,448, Character said: - You are the best.
- It's nothing.

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At 00:07:29,809, Character said: You know, for the rent,
it would break my heart to let it go.

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At 00:07:32,572, Character said: When's the last time you slept there?

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At 00:07:35,655, Character said: Not since I've been with Benjamin, so

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At 00:07:38,778, Character said: like a year ago.

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At 00:07:41,141, Character said: Did you hear any late night noises?

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At 00:07:44,704, Character said: No. The last neighbor I remember
was in his 80s.

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At 00:07:48,468, Character said: And the only noise I ever heard
was reruns of Gunsmoke.

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At 00:07:53,113, Character said: Well, straight up s***x
is coming through those walls now.

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At 00:07:57,797, Character said: And not sweet, boring s***x either.

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At 00:08:00,720, Character said: We're talking...

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At 00:08:03,323, Character said: ...interesting.

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At 00:08:04,644, Character said: They were banging the wall so hard,
a picture fell on my head.

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At 00:08:10,050, Character said: Do you know the neighbor's name?

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At 00:08:12,572, Character said: Simon.

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At 00:08:13,773, Character said: God, stupid wallbanger.

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At 00:08:16,776, Character said: Simon Wallbanger.

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At 00:08:19,059, Character said: I love it.

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At 00:08:22,942, Character said: Okay. Back to work.

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At 00:08:25,185, Character said: The Nicholsons are coming at 1:00

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At 00:08:26,706, Character said: and landing this job
will be huge for the firm.

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At 00:08:29,629, Character said: You ready?

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At 00:08:33,273, Character said: To the Nicholsons!

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At 00:08:37,157, Character said: - Sophia, you're sweet.
- Okay.

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At 00:08:39,599, Character said: You're not gonna find your lost O with me.

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At 00:08:42,322, Character said: Oh, here, let me...

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At 00:08:45,004, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:08:48,688, Character said: Get in.

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At 00:08:56,136, Character said: Kittens, lay back.

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