Columbo Columbo Goes To The Guillotine My5 Aac2 0 H 264-none (1989) Subtitles

At 00:00:08,080, Character said: Let's have some light on the lady,
please.

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At 00:00:15,240, Character said: Raise your left hand,
and what do you see?

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At 00:00:19,760, Character said: A person with her left hand raised.
That's what you're supposed to see.

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At 00:00:25,080, Character said: We're still calibrating.
Talk to me, Dr Hall.

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At 00:00:28,080, Character said: My name is Paula Hall.
My doctorate is in parapsychology.

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At 00:00:31,840, Character said: I'm the director of the Anneman
Institute For Psychic Research,

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At 00:00:35,640, Character said: and I feel silly talking about
myself like this.

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At 00:00:39,000, Character said: Also, everything I just said
is a lie. Too early to tell.

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At 00:00:43,480, Character said: Anybody g***t a question for Dr Hall?
How old are you, Paula?

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At 00:00:47,960, Character said: Inadmissible question.
(LAUGHS) We'll ask something else.

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At 00:00:50,760, Character said: What is the head of the Institute
doing in the isolation chamber?

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At 00:00:55,600, Character said: Why should the assistants
have all the fun?

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At 00:00:58,440, Character said: I thought I'd try it myself
this time. False. Not yet, Mr Blake.

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At 00:01:03,840, Character said: We're still calibrating.
But the answer does appear false.

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At 00:01:08,160, Character said: Ooh, what d'you say to that, Paula?
If you really wanna know,

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At 00:01:12,840, Character said: I'm here cos I d***n well don't trust
anybody else.

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At 00:01:16,680, Character said: (LAUGHS) Oh. Please, Paula,
I have to calibrate my own machine.

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At 00:01:21,400, Character said: The test'll be difficult enough.
No jokes, please. Polygraph ready.

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At 00:01:26,640, Character said: For the official record,
it is Monday, March 14th.

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At 00:01:30,840, Character said: Third of our series of tests
establishing

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At 00:01:33,960, Character said: the telepathic capabilities of our
subject, Mr Elliott Blake. Again,

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At 00:01:38,120, Character said: we are being observed by

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At 00:01:40,240, Character said: a distinguished panel of CIA
and Pentagon officials.

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At 00:01:43,480, Character said: Let us begin.

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At 00:01:45,360, Character said: Dr Hall, you'll find in front of you
a deck of cards.

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At 00:01:51,280, Character said: Please shuffle the deck thoroughly,
and cut it.

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At 00:01:59,680, Character said: Ready. Place the deck,
face down, in front of you.

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At 00:02:03,880, Character said: When I say begin, turn them over,
one by one, and name each card.

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At 00:02:09,480, Character said: Whether you name each card correctly
or incorrectly is up to you.

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At 00:02:14,000, Character said: Is that clear? Yes.
Now, Mr Blake,

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At 00:02:17,440, Character said: you'll attempt to determine,
to the best of your ability,

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At 00:02:21,200, Character said: whether her statements are true or
false. Is that clear? Perfectly.

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At 00:02:26,360, Character said: Very well. Test number one. Begin.

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At 00:02:32,400, Character said: I'm looking at a circle.

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At 00:02:39,000, Character said: False.

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At 00:02:41,000, Character said: Test number two.

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At 00:02:44,520, Character said: Square.

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At 00:02:47,400, Character said: True.

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At 00:02:48,920, Character said: Test number three.

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At 00:02:54,320, Character said: Cross.

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At 00:02:57,520, Character said: Mr Blake?

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At 00:03:02,160, Character said: False.

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At 00:03:08,320, Character said: (SIGHS) Test 399.

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At 00:03:14,680, Character said: Circle.

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At 00:03:18,160, Character said: False. No, no, no.

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At 00:03:22,160, Character said: (SIGHS) True.

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At 00:03:25,160, Character said: Test 400.

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At 00:03:34,280, Character said: A wavy line.

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At 00:03:41,080, Character said: (SIGHS) False.

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At 00:03:43,440, Character said: And that completes our series
at this time.

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At 00:03:51,640, Character said: The third card after a wavy line
is always false.

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At 00:03:56,040, Character said: How many times have we been through
this? Sorry, I tried.

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At 00:04:00,520, Character said: Try to understand
there's a precision to all this.

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At 00:04:03,880, Character said: It starts with the premise that you
will lose your institute unless you

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At 00:04:08,560, Character said: please the Military and Mr Harrow.
D'you think you did? No, not yet.

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At 00:04:13,280, Character said: Not yet. Because you gave them 74%
accuracy when you and I agreed

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At 00:04:18,200, Character said: to set a level of 86%. Right. We'll
rehearse it again. The first answer

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At 00:04:23,440, Character said: after the square's true, unless
there's an intervening circle.

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At 00:04:26,920, Character said: The second answer after
a wavy line's false,

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At 00:04:29,960, Character said: unless that wavy line itself
is false. Or is it true?

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At 00:04:34,080, Character said: God, I don't know any more!

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At 00:04:36,880, Character said: So much for our scientific study
of extrasensory perception.

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At 00:04:40,880, Character said: Our Mr Harrow is not impressed
with statistics.

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At 00:04:44,880, Character said: This man is in the market
for miracles.

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At 00:04:48,840, Character said: I have the power to astonish him,
you, and the entire world,

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At 00:04:54,120, Character said: but I ** not a dancing dog
in a carnival.

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At 00:04:58,240, Character said: He'll be back tomorrow.
We have to show him more.

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At 00:05:02,560, Character said: God, we never should've started
this! We started this for you.

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At 00:05:07,200, Character said: To maintain your funding,
my dearest doctor.

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At 00:05:14,760, Character said: Tomorrow I can resume my work
in London,

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At 00:05:19,200, Character said: if that's what you would prefer?
No.

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At 00:05:23,800, Character said: I want you here with me.

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At 00:05:29,040, Character said: Then believe this.

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At 00:05:32,200, Character said: God has blessed me with gifts
as far beyond trickery

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At 00:05:38,440, Character said: as the stars lie beyond this earth.

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At 00:05:45,040, Character said: You're frightened, Paula.

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At 00:05:48,560, Character said: I know.

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At 00:05:52,480, Character said: I always know

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At 00:05:57,080, Character said: what you're thinking,

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At 00:06:00,240, Character said: what you're feeling.

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At 00:06:13,360, Character said: Mr Harrow. Colonel. Has Dyson
arrived yet? Yes, I believe he has.

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At 00:06:26,160, Character said: The Soviet Union is deeply engaged
in psychic research

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At 00:06:29,520, Character said: for Intelligence purposes.
Either they're a pack of fools,

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At 00:06:33,040, Character said: or we're missing a very important
bit. Take a position, Doctor.

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At 00:06:37,200, Character said: Our position's obvious.
In terms of practical results,

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At 00:06:40,400, Character said: Elliott's scores are the highest
ever recorded at this Institute.

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At 00:06:44,240, Character said: The next time we suspect
a double agent in our midst,

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At 00:06:48,400, Character said: I'll just frighten him to death
with your test scores.

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At 00:06:52,760, Character said: Exactly what do you want of me?
Hard proof of your abilities.

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At 00:06:58,640, Character said: The impossible on demand.
That's a fair description.

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At 00:07:01,800, Character said: For a subject
of your qualifications.

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At 00:07:05,040, Character said: What flavour of impossible?
In general terms,

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At 00:07:08,480, Character said: a demonstration that you can,
telepathically and precisely,

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At 00:07:12,480, Character said: intercept the thoughts and actions
of an enemy. Fair enough?

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At 00:07:16,920, Character said: Nothing's that certain
in the field of parapsychology.

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At 00:07:20,000, Character said: I think we can satisfy Mr Harrow's
fierce thirst for certainty.

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At 00:07:25,000, Character said: On what terms?
Our terms.

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At 00:07:31,160, Character said: Are you willing, Mr Blake, to submit
to one more test?

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At 00:07:35,480, Character said: One conducted by an outside
authority? I have no objections.

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At 00:07:42,200, Character said: Phil?

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At 00:07:44,760, Character said: Mr Dyson!

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At 00:07:46,760, Character said: I'm sure you're both familiar
with Max Dyson.

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At 00:07:50,760, Character said: April Fool, Paula.
Say hello to the bogey man.

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At 00:07:54,240, Character said: This is your "authority"?
A fake magician?

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At 00:07:58,840, Character said: Fake?

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At 00:08:00,840, Character said: I'm a magician.
Max the Magnificent.

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At 00:08:04,360, Character said: A pretty good mentalist in my time.

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At 00:08:07,240, Character said: I've certainly learned
all the tricks.

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At 00:08:10,880, Character said: Mr Dyson has made a speciality
of dealing with psychics.

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At 00:08:15,040, Character said: The expression is
"exposing charlatans".

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At 00:08:17,760, Character said: This Institute exposes charlatans.
Good. We oughta get along fine.

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At 00:08:25,800, Character said: You're

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At 00:08:27,600, Character said: Elliott Blake.

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At 00:08:29,280, Character said: And you're Max...

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At 00:08:32,240, Character said: the Magnificent.
Just so we understand each other.

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At 00:08:35,560, Character said: I've tested hundreds of you people
with your incredible, mystical,

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At 00:08:40,560, Character said: psychic gifts.

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At 00:08:42,680, Character said: Surely some were genuine.
None. Not one.

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At 00:08:47,320, Character said: Nothing I couldn't explain
and duplicate.

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At 00:08:50,320, Character said: That's in case anyone here
has the idea I'm a believer. So,

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At 00:08:56,280, Character said: if you still want to play,
these are the protocols.

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At 00:09:03,040, Character said: We'll try some, um, distant viewing.

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