Teachers.Pet.S02E20_English Subtitles

At 00:00:00,333, Character said: ♪ Born on the wrong end
Of the leash ♪

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At 00:00:01,542, Character said: -♪ He was a dreamer ♪
-♪ And a little schemer ♪

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At 00:00:04,166, Character said: ♪ A nutty mutt
living a dog's life ♪

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At 00:00:05,875, Character said: ♪ But when he'd hear
the bell for school ♪

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At 00:00:07,500, Character said: ♪ He'd start to drool ♪

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At 00:00:08,417, Character said: -♪ One day he says ♪
-♪ I'll take a chance ♪

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At 00:00:10,208, Character said: ♪ Trades his leash
For a pair of pants ♪

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At 00:00:11,917, Character said: ♪ In a glance, school becomes
His favorite pastime ♪

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At 00:00:14,291, Character said: ♪ I have buried a bone
For the last time ♪

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At 00:00:16,667, Character said: -♪ He says ♪
-♪ I want to be a boy ♪

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At 00:00:18,375, Character said: ♪ Ooh, he's bad ♪

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At 00:00:19,709, Character said: ♪ He's so over just being rover ♪

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At 00:00:21,208, Character said: ♪ I gotta be a boy ♪

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At 00:00:22,667, Character said: ♪ It's so weird ♪
♪ He says he's just gonna be a boy
♪

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At 00:00:25,125, Character said: ♪ Turns out he's a
regular Einstein ♪

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At 00:00:26,750, Character said: ♪ And Leonard is
treading a fine line ♪

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At 00:00:28,500, Character said: Why can't I be a normal kid
like any other?

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At 00:00:31,041, Character said: Now, doodle bug, listen to mother.

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At 00:00:33,208, Character said: ♪ I want to be a boy ♪

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At 00:00:35,000, Character said: I hate dogs.

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At 00:00:37,000, Character said: ♪ I gotta be a boy ♪

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At 00:00:39,542, Character said: ♪ This power pup's gonna be a boy ♪

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At 00:00:41,542, Character said: I do not wish to be a dog.

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At 00:00:43,583, Character said: ♪ Now this bowser's
ready for trousers ♪

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At 00:00:46,166, Character said: ♪ I g***t to be a boy ♪

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At 00:00:47,583, Character said: ♪ His nose is wet but you can bet ♪

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At 00:00:49,166, Character said: ♪ This teacher's pet
is gonna be a boy ♪

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At 00:00:52,291, Character said: Yes!

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At 00:01:09,083, Character said: [Mrs. Helperman] And that, class,
is how our school's namesake's
master,

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At 00:01:12,375, Character said: Franklin D. Roosevelt, g***t this
swelleriffic country of ours

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At 00:01:16,000, Character said: through the great depression--

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At 00:01:18,166, Character said: with a can-do attitude,
a big, bright smile,

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At 00:01:21,000, Character said: and his famous pronouncement--

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At 00:01:22,917, Character said: "The only thing we have
to fear is fear itself."

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At 00:01:31,959, Character said: Ha. In regard to public
speaking, he also said,

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At 00:01:35,083, Character said: "Be sincere, be brief,
be seated."

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At 00:01:37,333, Character said: Ha ha ha.

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At 00:01:38,625, Character said: [bell rings]

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At 00:01:40,208, Character said: Snack break!
Ha ha!

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At 00:01:41,917, Character said: Snack sensibly, now,

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At 00:01:43,125, Character said: and come back with those
chipper cheeks all rosy posy.

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At 00:01:45,875, Character said: [sighs]

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At 00:01:47,458, Character said: Coming, Leonard?

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At 00:01:49,291, Character said: I'm gonna stay here.
You go.

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At 00:01:51,000, Character said: You're skipping snack break?

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At 00:01:53,083, Character said: Snack break--
the brief antemeridian respite

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At 00:01:55,917, Character said: wherein we knit up the raveled
sleeve of the morning's care,

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At 00:01:59,625, Character said: filled with the happy sounds
of children at play,

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At 00:02:03,083, Character said: giggling girls comparing
notes on schoolyard crushes?

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At 00:02:07,000, Character said: Of course there's also
the fear of physical torment

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At 00:02:09,625, Character said: by alpha-male wannabes,

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At 00:02:12,125, Character said: but still, all in all
snack break is good fun!

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At 00:02:15,542, Character said: For you maybe.

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At 00:02:16,959, Character said: For me it's just another chance
for Leslie to ignore me.

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At 00:02:20,041, Character said: Well, you're certainly
not gonna get her to sit up

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At 00:02:22,458, Character said: and take notice
by cowering behind your desk.

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At 00:02:25,208, Character said: Come on, bunkie.

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At 00:02:26,875, Character said: Today we put the lessons
of Franklin D. Roosevelt

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At 00:02:29,750, Character said: into practice.

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At 00:02:31,083, Character said: Today you'll not fear your fear,
but face it head-on.

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At 00:02:34,375, Character said: You will not allow Leslie
to ignore you.

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At 00:02:37,667, Character said: You will engage her, charm her,

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At 00:02:39,875, Character said: tell her of the depths
of your passion for her.

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At 00:02:42,959, Character said: I can't do that!
What if she rejects me?

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At 00:02:45,375, Character said: She probably will,
but it'll be good for you.

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At 00:02:48,041, Character said: Trust me.

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At 00:02:50,000, Character said: [coyote howls]

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At 00:02:55,458, Character said: Hmm. Speed bump
on the road to Leslieville.

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At 00:02:57,959, Character said: Where is everyone?

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At 00:03:00,041, Character said: Could be a mass
alien abduction.

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At 00:03:02,375, Character said: We'd be safer inside.

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At 00:03:09,917, Character said: Snacks half-uneaten,
juice-box foil seals poked open,

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At 00:03:14,709, Character said: but the juice left unswilled.

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At 00:03:17,250, Character said: Must be something
big going on.

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At 00:03:24,083, Character said: Together: Hello?

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At 00:03:25,125, Character said: Shh! Quiet!
Get in here!

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At 00:03:27,000, Character said: Close the door.
Close the door!

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At 00:03:34,792, Character said: Well, well, well.

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At 00:03:36,583, Character said: What playground ritual
have we stumbled upon here?

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At 00:03:38,208, Character said: Truth or dare.
Wanna play?

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At 00:03:41,041, Character said: Nah. I'll just meet you guys
back in the classroom.

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At 00:03:46,000, Character said: Nothing breeds intimacy
like sharing secrets, Len.

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At 00:03:49,000, Character said: This is a golden--
nay, a platinum opportunity

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At 00:03:51,834, Character said: to forge an unbreakable bond
with Leslie.

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At 00:03:54,291, Character said: Don't pass it up.

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At 00:03:55,875, Character said: All right. All right.
We'll play.

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At 00:03:58,583, Character said: Leonard will play.
I'm gonna sit out.

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At 00:04:01,000, Character said: What?!

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At 00:04:03,083, Character said: Some "tails" are
best left untold,

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At 00:04:05,834, Character said: if you get my drift.

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At 00:04:07,500, Character said: So here's how it works--

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At 00:04:09,125, Character said: we ask you truth or dare.
If you pick truth,

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At 00:04:12,000, Character said: then we ask you a question
and you have to tell the truth.

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At 00:04:15,417, Character said: If you pick dare,

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At 00:04:17,250, Character said: we dare you to do one thing
and you have to do it.

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At 00:04:19,667, Character said: Ooh! Ooh!
I'll do it!

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At 00:04:22,000, Character said: Give me another dare!
Oh, no, no, no.

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At 00:04:24,166, Character said: I g***t one.
Ian.

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At 00:04:26,083, Character said: Yes?

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At 00:04:27,792, Character said: Eat a frog leg and jelly sandwich.

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At 00:04:29,834, Character said: Oh, okay.

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At 00:04:32,083, Character said: [all] Eww!

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At 00:04:33,792, Character said: It's not even your turn,
"Eeuw-an."

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At 00:04:35,959, Character said: Truth or dare, Leonard.

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At 00:04:38,208, Character said: I guess I'll take a truth.

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At 00:04:41,041, Character said: Attaboy, Leonard.
No fear.

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At 00:04:44,083, Character said: Let's see... something
simple, but scary.

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At 00:04:48,208, Character said: Just kibitzing, mind you,
but might I suggest

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At 00:04:50,500, Character said: "who's your favorite girl
in the class?"

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At 00:04:52,792, Character said: Scott!

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At 00:04:53,792, Character said: Oh, good one.

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At 00:04:55,458, Character said: [all] Ooh!

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At 00:04:57,959, Character said: Oh, that's perfect.

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At 00:04:59,959, Character said: Who's your favorite girl
in the class?

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At 00:05:03,375, Character said: Well, Leonard?
Who is it?

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At 00:05:11,375, Character said: I-i-i-i-i-i--

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At 00:05:14,750, Character said: [bell rings]

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At 00:05:16,375, Character said: I'm saved!

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At 00:05:17,834, Character said: Saved by the bell.

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At 00:05:19,166, Character said: You're only saved till
tomorrow at first recess.

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At 00:05:22,750, Character said: We'll expect
your answer then.

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At 00:05:25,000, Character said: Yeah,
your honest answer.

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At 00:05:29,834, Character said: Perfect. That gives you nearly
24 hours of fear-facing,

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At 00:05:33,041, Character said: character-building
misery to endure.

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At 00:05:35,041, Character said: This is gonna be very,
very good for you, Leonard.

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At 00:05:37,959, Character said: I don't see how any
of this is good for me.

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At 00:05:40,542, Character said: It's simple, Lenny.

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At 00:05:42,250, Character said: Facing our fears, whatever they
may be, is one of the processes

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At 00:05:45,875, Character said: by which we grow into
well-balanced adults.

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At 00:05:49,834, Character said: Good morning,
Principal Strickler.

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At 00:05:52,125, Character said: Wasn't it Solon
of Athens who said

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At 00:05:55,041, Character said: "each day grow older
and learn something new"?

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At 00:05:58,083, Character said: Whatever.

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At 00:05:59,291, Character said: Well, what demons plague
our glorious leader today?

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At 00:06:06,709, Character said: Here she comes, Tallulah.

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At 00:06:08,417, Character said: Quickly, hide my
male-pattern baldness.

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At 00:06:11,166, Character said: Good morning,
Miss Sproutwell.

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At 00:06:13,792, Character said: Good morning.

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