Second.Chances.2013.1080p.WEBRip.x265-RARBG Subtitles

00:00:10,834 --> 00:00:12,- GO AHEAD.

00:00:12,834 --> 00:00:15,EN ROUTE.

00:00:15,959 --> 00:00:18,[siren wailing]

00:00:43,333 --> 00:00:44,- LIBRARY BOOKS.

00:00:44,625 --> 00:00:47,- [sighs]

00:00:47,291 --> 00:00:49,- HOP TO IT, LUKE.
WE G***T TO GO.

00:00:49,291 --> 00:00:51,YOU G***T IT, ELSIE, HONEY?

00:00:51,917 --> 00:00:52,- YEAH.
- OKAY.

00:00:52,959 --> 00:00:54,HERE'S THE ORANGES.

00:00:54,625 --> 00:00:56,YOU GOOD?
- YEP.

00:00:56,291 --> 00:00:57,- A FEW MORE FEET.

00:00:57,834 --> 00:01:00,[truck beeping]

00:01:00,875 --> 00:01:02,ALL RIGHT.
GREAT.

00:01:02,375 --> 00:01:04,- HEY, CHARLIE.

00:01:04,500 --> 00:01:06,- YEAH.
- LET'S GO.

00:01:06,959 --> 00:01:09,- IT'S GONNA BE
ANOTHER MIDNIGHT TRAINING.

00:01:09,625 --> 00:01:13,- YOU CHUCKLEHEADS BETTER
HURRY UP IF YOU WANT SOMETHING.

00:01:13,291 --> 00:01:17,- JUST ON TIME.
- WHAT DO WE G***T?

00:01:19,583 --> 00:01:21,- OKAY, HERE WE GO.
- COME ON, HOUDINI.

00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,WE'RE STARVING.

00:01:22,291 --> 00:01:25,- PATIENCE.

00:01:25,291 --> 00:01:29,[laughter]

00:01:29,041 --> 00:01:31,[applause]

00:01:32,542 --> 00:01:36,- YES, SIR.
PLEASE, UH, HOLD ON.

00:01:37,291 --> 00:01:39,- HEY.
- HEY.

00:01:39,166 --> 00:01:41,- THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY.

00:01:41,834 --> 00:01:45,[telephone ringing]

00:01:45,083 --> 00:01:46,PLEASE DON'T WORRY.
EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE.

00:01:46,583 --> 00:01:49,- 911.
WHAT'S YOUR EMERGENCY?

00:01:53,583 --> 00:01:55,[siren wails]

00:01:55,208 --> 00:01:56,- LET'S GO.
LOAD IT UP, GUYS.

00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:58,LET'S GO.

00:01:58,041 --> 00:02:00,[indistinct chatter]

00:02:00,250 --> 00:02:02,[engine turning]

00:02:02,875 --> 00:02:06,ALL COUNT.

00:02:06,083 --> 00:02:08,- YOU ON TODAY, COWBOY?

00:02:08,208 --> 00:02:09,- ROGER THAT, 23.

00:02:09,375 --> 00:02:11,- YOU GIVE ME A 10-WHEN YOU WRAP THAT CALL?

00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,- COPY THAT.
WILL DO.

00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:15,[siren wailing]

00:02:19,375 --> 00:02:22,HEY, BUDDY.

00:02:22,542 --> 00:02:24,SURE DO G***T A NICE VIEW
UP HERE,

00:02:24,458 --> 00:02:26,BUT WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE GET YOU DOWN?

00:02:26,041 --> 00:02:27,YOU SEE YOU G***T YOUR MOMMY
DOWN THERE.

00:02:27,583 --> 00:02:28,SHE'S WAITING FOR YOU.

00:02:28,959 --> 00:02:30,WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO DOWN
AND SAY HI?

00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:32,- YEAH.
- OKAY. READY?

00:02:32,417 --> 00:02:33,YOU CAN LET GO.
I G***T YOU.

00:02:33,917 --> 00:02:35,COME ON.

00:02:35,208 --> 00:02:37,OOH, YEAH.

00:02:37,542 --> 00:02:41,SEE?
YOU G***T IT?

00:02:41,375 --> 00:02:42,GOOD JOB. HERE...
[grunts]

00:02:42,750 --> 00:02:44,WHAT DO YOU SAY?
GO SEE MOM.

00:02:44,375 --> 00:02:45,- MOMMY.
- OH, JIMMY.

00:02:45,792 --> 00:02:47,- THERE YOU GO.

00:02:47,750 --> 00:02:49,- HEY, YOU FOLKS
DOING OKAY?

00:02:49,291 --> 00:02:51,- THANK YOU SO MUCH.

00:02:58,583 --> 00:03:00,- OPERATOR 23,
THIS IS COWBOY

00:03:00,709 --> 00:03:02,WITH YOUR WELL-BEING REPORT.

00:03:02,083 --> 00:03:04,- DON'T YOU EVER DO ANYTHING
LIKE THAT AGAIN.

00:03:04,375 --> 00:03:06,- KID'S DOWN, SAFE,
PROBABLY GONNA BE GROUNDED

00:03:06,041 --> 00:03:07,FOR A WHILE.

00:03:07,375 --> 00:03:09,- ROGER THAT, COWBOY.

00:03:09,375 --> 00:03:11,SAFE TRAVELS.

00:03:18,917 --> 00:03:20,- JENNY...

00:03:20,750 --> 00:03:23,I NEED YOU FOR TEN.

00:03:26,166 --> 00:03:28,- [laughs]

00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:31,- OKAY, JUST MAKE SURE YOU DON'T
PUT TOO MUCH OR THEY'LL NOTICE.

00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,- THIS'LL GET 'EM.

00:03:32,458 --> 00:03:34,BUT YOU MIGHT HAVE TO HIDE OUT
AT MY PLACE TONIGHT.

00:03:34,458 --> 00:03:37,- BUT YOU FORGET,
I G***T A BLIND DATE TONIGHT.

00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,- OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
WEDNESDAY.

00:03:38,834 --> 00:03:40,- YEAH.
- REGINA.

00:03:40,667 --> 00:03:43,YVONNE PROMISED
SHE'S A LOOKER.

00:03:43,041 --> 00:03:45,- YEAH, WELL, I DO TRUST
YOUR WIFE'S TASTE.

00:03:45,583 --> 00:03:49,IF THERE'S A PROBLEM,
I KNOW WHERE TO FIND YOU.

00:04:07,500 --> 00:04:11,- [grunting]

00:04:11,625 --> 00:04:13,IT'S THE HOTTEST SAUCE
ON EARTH!

00:04:13,834 --> 00:04:15,[laughter]

00:04:22,834 --> 00:04:27,- THERE'S--THERE'S NO WAY
TO SUGARCOAT THIS.

00:04:27,166 --> 00:04:28,LET ME START WITH A POSITIVE.

00:04:28,625 --> 00:04:32,NO JOBS ARE BEING ELIMINATED.
- BUT?

00:04:32,208 --> 00:04:34,- EVERYBODY'S GETTING A CUT
IN HOURS,

00:04:34,709 --> 00:04:37,MANDATORY FURLOUGH DAY
ONCE A WEEK,

00:04:37,041 --> 00:04:41,AT LEAST UNTIL THE END
OF THIS FISCAL YEAR.

00:04:41,083 --> 00:04:42,- AND THEN I'LL GO BACK
TO FULL-TIME?

00:04:42,583 --> 00:04:45,- AS LONG AS THE COUNTY BUDGET
LOOSENS UP.

00:04:45,542 --> 00:04:47,- I HAVE KIDS, BILL.

00:04:47,333 --> 00:04:51,- JENNY, I SQUEEZED THEM
AS HARD AS I COULD.

00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:53,- YOU KNOW IN ALL THE TIME
I'VE WORKED HERE

00:04:53,208 --> 00:04:54,THE FOUR WORDS
I'VE NEVER HEARD?

00:04:54,542 --> 00:04:59,- WHAT?
- "COUNTY BUDGET'S LOOSENED UP."

00:05:00,750 --> 00:05:03,- WE MET AT PABLO'S.

00:05:03,375 --> 00:05:06,I WAS WITH YVONNE.

00:05:06,041 --> 00:05:09,- I'M SORRY.
I JUST--I DON'T REMEMBER.

00:05:09,041 --> 00:05:10,- WELL, MY HAIR
WAS MUCH LONGER THEN.

00:05:10,583 --> 00:05:12,IT WAS, LIKE, TO HERE,
BUT THEN I CUT IT.

00:05:12,291 --> 00:05:15,WELL, I DIDN'T CUT IT.
SOMEONE CUT IT FOR ME.

00:05:15,166 --> 00:05:16,THAT'S WHAT I MEANT TO SAY.

00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:19,- YEAH.
IT LOOKS NICE.

00:05:19,458 --> 00:05:21,- [chuckles]

00:05:29,250 --> 00:05:32,I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.
- YOU DO?

00:05:32,250 --> 00:05:34,- YEP. THAT'S ONE THING
YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ME.

00:05:34,875 --> 00:05:36,I'M "TELEPATHICAL."

00:05:36,875 --> 00:05:37,- YOU ARE?

00:05:37,959 --> 00:05:41,- MM-HMM.
- WHAT ** I THINKING?

00:05:43,959 --> 00:05:47,- DENTAL HYGIENIST, NO.

00:05:47,250 --> 00:05:51,WEB PROGRAMMER, NO.

00:05:51,250 --> 00:05:54,"BEAUTICIAN,
FIVE YEARS EXPERIENCE,

00:05:54,750 --> 00:05:56,MUST HAVE ONGOING CLIENTELE."

00:05:56,792 --> 00:06:00,ABSOLUTELY NOT.

00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,[sighs]

00:06:20,250 --> 00:06:22,- EXCUSE ME.

00:06:25,458 --> 00:06:27,[knockt door]

00:06:27,500 --> 00:06:29,- COME IN.

00:06:29,333 --> 00:06:32,- EVENING, CHIEF.

00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,I BROUGHT YOU A DOGGIE BAG.

00:06:33,500 --> 00:06:35,- OH, YEAH?

00:06:35,375 --> 00:06:37,WELL, WHAT WAS SHE--

00:06:37,458 --> 00:06:39,TOO TALL,

00:06:39,166 --> 00:06:42,TOO BLONDE, TOO THIN?

00:06:42,458 --> 00:06:43,- TOO "TELEPATHICAL."

00:06:43,667 --> 00:06:46,- IS THAT A WORD?

00:06:46,166 --> 00:06:48,- YOU KNOW, I THINK I COULD BE
IN SOME TROUBLE.

00:06:48,542 --> 00:06:50,- WHAT THIS TIME?

00:06:50,125 --> 00:06:51,- A LITTLE TABASCO
IN THE OREOS.

00:06:51,625 --> 00:06:54,- BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK.

00:06:54,208 --> 00:06:55,PAYBACK'S COMING.

00:06:55,875 --> 00:06:57,- YEAH, I WAS AFRAID
YOU WERE GONNA SAY THAT.

00:06:57,709 --> 00:06:59,- YEAH.

00:07:00,667 --> 00:07:03,- CHECK.

00:07:03,458 --> 00:07:05,- WHAT?

00:07:08,333 --> 00:07:11,- [sighs]

00:07:25,834 --> 00:07:30,- WHAT'S WRONG?

00:07:30,208 --> 00:07:31,- WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
SOMETHING'S WRONG?

00:07:31,834 --> 00:07:34,- 'CAUSE YOU'RE
JUST STANDING THERE,

00:07:34,417 --> 00:07:36,STARING OFF INTO SPACE.

00:07:36,709 --> 00:07:37,- I'M JUST THINKING.

00:07:37,917 --> 00:07:39,- OH, NO.

00:07:39,375 --> 00:07:40,- MOM, WE HATE IT
WHEN YOU THINK.

00:07:40,834 --> 00:07:42,- COME ON, GUYS.

00:07:42,542 --> 00:07:44,- WE'RE NOT LITTLE KIDS.

00:07:44,041 --> 00:07:46,JUST SAY IT.

00:07:50,208 --> 00:07:51,- OKAY.

00:07:51,709 --> 00:07:53,I'M THINKING ABOUT RENTING OUT
THE GUEST ROOM.

00:07:53,542 --> 00:07:55,- WHY WOULD WE DO THAT?

00:07:55,417 --> 00:07:58,- WELL, BECAUSE MY HOURS
WERE CUT AT WORK,

00:07:58,500 --> 00:08:01,WHICH MEANS I'M GONNA BE MAKING
LESS MONEY,

00:08:01,333 --> 00:08:03,AND WE HAVE TO MAKE UP
THE DIFFERENCE SOMEHOW.

00:08:03,208 --> 00:08:05,- SO SOMEONE WOULD LIVE
WITH US?

00:08:05,667 --> 00:08:07,- THAT SOUNDS REALLY CREEPY.

00:08:07,417 --> 00:08:08,- IT WOULDN'T BE LIKE THAT--

00:08:08,709 --> 00:08:10,YOU KNOW,
NOT LIKE MEALS OR ANYTHING.

00:08:10,041 --> 00:08:11,JUST SOMEONE...