Korgoth.Of.Barbaria.S01E01.Pilot.SD.AS.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H.264[eztv] Subtitles

00:00:00,800 --> 00:00:01,[THUNDER]

00:00:01,901 --> 00:00:02,>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S A

00:00:02,769 --> 00:00:04,COVER CHARGE?

00:00:04,404 --> 00:00:05,>> IT'S POLICY.

00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:07,INNKEEPER BALROD WANTS TO RAISE

00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:09,MONEY FOR A NEW SIGN.

00:00:09,075 --> 00:00:10,>> AA NEW SIGN?

00:00:10,877 --> 00:00:11,WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THE OLD

00:00:11,411 --> 00:00:12,ONE?

00:00:12,545 --> 00:00:13,>> QUIET, STINK!

00:00:13,713 --> 00:00:15,I'LL HANDLE THIS.

00:00:15,949 --> 00:00:17,A NEW SIGN?

00:00:17,183 --> 00:00:17,WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THE OLD

00:00:17,550 --> 00:00:20,ONE?

00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:21,>> HE SAID THEY MISSPELLED

00:00:21,621 --> 00:00:25,SOMETHING ON IT.

00:00:25,825 --> 00:00:27,>> HMM. WHAT'D THEY MISSPELL?

00:00:27,260 --> 00:00:28,>> WELL, THE NAME OF THE BAR IS

00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:30,THE DRAGON'S KNEECAP.

00:00:30,163 --> 00:00:31,>> D***N IT!

00:00:31,264 --> 00:00:32,THIS ISN'T THE PLACE!

00:00:32,599 --> 00:00:33,[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]

00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:35,YOU!

00:00:35,135 --> 00:00:36,TELL ME WHICH WAY TO THE

00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:38,SWINE'S FACE TAVERN AND BE

00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,QUICK, OR THE LAST THING YOU'LL

00:00:39,572 --> 00:00:41,SEE WILL BE THE POINT OF MY

00:00:41,074 --> 00:00:43,RUSTY MEAT HOOK PRESSING INTO

00:00:43,443 --> 00:00:45,YOUR RETINA.

00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:47,>> ITIT'S 3 BLOCKS DOWN ON

00:00:47,113 --> 00:00:48,THE LEFT.

00:00:48,915 --> 00:00:50,>> HANG ON.

00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:51,>> I BETTER WRITE THIS DOWN.

00:00:51,284 --> 00:00:56,[BUZZING]

00:00:56,689 --> 00:00:58,>> UH...

00:00:58,925 --> 00:01:01,[DOG WHIMPERS]

00:01:01,961 --> 00:01:04,>> HUH?

00:01:04,364 --> 00:01:06,>> GOOD EVENING.

00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:09,[MAN COUGHING]

00:01:09,135 --> 00:01:22,>> ALL RIGHT. COME ON.

00:01:22,482 --> 00:01:26,AND...SIT.

00:01:26,653 --> 00:01:30,SIT DOWN!

00:01:30,156 --> 00:01:31,STINK!

00:01:31,624 --> 00:01:37,>> YES, UMUM, SIR.

00:01:37,964 --> 00:01:38,>> I TOLD THEM TO GO THE OTHER

00:01:38,531 --> 00:01:39,WAY.

00:01:39,632 --> 00:01:46,THEY TOOK THAT WAY INSTEAD.

00:01:46,906 --> 00:01:47,>> I TOLD YOU HE WOULDN'T BE

00:01:47,574 --> 00:01:48,HERE!

00:01:48,975 --> 00:01:50,>> I BLAME THAT DOORMAN.

00:01:50,877 --> 00:01:51,>> IF I HAVE TO TELL YOU TWO

00:01:52,011 --> 00:01:53,ONE MORE TIME!

00:01:53,079 --> 00:01:54,>> WAIT.

00:01:54,481 --> 00:01:56,LISTEN.

00:01:56,116 --> 00:02:20,[URINATING]

00:02:20,740 --> 00:02:40,[TAPPING]

00:02:40,026 --> 00:02:42,>> THE GREAT CITIES HAVE RISEN

00:02:42,195 --> 00:02:44,AND FALLEN, CIVILIZATION'S GRIP

00:02:45,031 --> 00:02:47,ON MANKIND HAS GROWN WEAK AND

00:02:47,233 --> 00:02:50,ARTHRITIC, DARK FORCES SEEK TO

00:02:50,236 --> 00:02:52,RENEW FORGOTTEN COVENANTS, AND

00:02:52,805 --> 00:02:54,PRIMORDIAL BEASTS RECLAIM THE

00:02:54,707 --> 00:02:56,WILDERNESS.

00:02:56,142 --> 00:02:59,OUT OF THE FROZEN NORTH, A MAN

00:02:59,078 --> 00:03:01,EMERGES, A MAN OF A BARBARIC

00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:04,AGE, WHOSE MERCILESS SAVAGERY

00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:06,MAY BE THE ONLY KEY TO HIS

00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,SURVIVAL.

00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:13,THEY CALL HIM KORGOTH!

00:03:13,092 --> 00:03:15,[HEAVY METAL PLAYING]

00:03:15,228 --> 00:03:17,[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

00:03:17,230 --> 00:03:43,TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]

00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:45,>> 'TIS HIM.

00:03:45,792 --> 00:03:47,>> AYE.

00:03:47,393 --> 00:03:49,>> STINK, GO AND TALK TO HIM.

00:03:49,862 --> 00:03:58,>> UH...WHAT ABOUT THE ROLL?

00:03:58,638 --> 00:04:00,>> 9?

00:04:00,039 --> 00:04:04,>> 9 IS, UM, STINK.

00:04:04,877 --> 00:04:07,>> HE ALWAYS WINS.

00:04:07,447 --> 00:04:14,>> [MUTTERING]

00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:17,[GULP]

00:04:17,557 --> 00:04:19,UH, GREETINGS, YOUR LARGENESS,

00:04:19,792 --> 00:04:21,UH, SIR.

00:04:21,828 --> 00:04:23,YOU ARE THE ONE KNOWN AS

00:04:23,062 --> 00:04:29,KORGOTH, ARE YOU NOT?

00:04:29,135 --> 00:04:31,WELL, YOU SEE, SIR.

00:04:31,838 --> 00:04:33,WE WERE SENT HERE TO TAKE YOU

00:04:33,339 --> 00:04:35,TO SEE OUR MASTER, AND, WELL,

00:04:35,241 --> 00:04:36,YOU SEE, OUR MASTER, WELL,

00:04:36,643 --> 00:04:37,SOMETIMES HE'S NOT VERY NICE,

00:04:37,477 --> 00:04:38,SO WHEN

00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:39,>> [BELCHES]

00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:40,>> HEH HEH.

00:04:40,380 --> 00:04:41,UH.

00:04:41,447 --> 00:04:42,ECHH.

00:04:42,915 --> 00:04:50,VERVERYVERY GOOD, SIR.

00:04:50,256 --> 00:04:51,LOOK, MISTER.

00:04:51,791 --> 00:04:52,YOU'RE TO COME WITH US IF YOU

00:04:52,859 --> 00:04:57,KNOW WHAT'S RIGHT FOR YOU.

00:04:57,397 --> 00:04:59,THE SILENT TREATMENT, HUH?

00:04:59,766 --> 00:05:00,WELL, WE HAVE WAYS OF DEALING

00:05:00,767 --> 00:05:01,WITH

00:05:01,834 --> 00:05:03,>> HERE'S YOUR BEER, KORGOTH.

00:05:03,169 --> 00:05:05,NO MORE FREEBIES THIS MONTH,
OK?

00:05:05,838 --> 00:05:08,>> UNH!

00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:10,>> ERR!

00:05:10,777 --> 00:05:12,>> OHH!

00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:15,>> [éL***G]

00:05:15,915 --> 00:05:21,>> [SCREAMING]

00:05:21,888 --> 00:05:25,>> AAH! OHH!

00:05:25,358 --> 00:05:26,>> AAH!

00:05:26,459 --> 00:05:31,>> AAH!

00:05:31,130 --> 00:05:33,[HEAVY METAL PLAYING]

00:05:33,366 --> 00:05:39,>> UEEH!

00:05:39,372 --> 00:05:40,>> AAH!

00:05:40,373 --> 00:05:44,UNH!

00:05:44,944 --> 00:05:46,>> YOU!

00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:47,YOU WILL REGRET WHAT YOU HAVE

00:05:47,113 --> 00:05:48,DONE THIS DAY.

00:05:48,715 --> 00:05:49,I WILL MAKE YOU REGRET EVER

00:05:49,682 --> 00:05:51,BEING BORN.

00:05:51,384 --> 00:05:52,YOU'RE GOING TO WISH YOU NEVER

00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:54,LEFT YOUR MOTHER'S WOMB, WHERE

00:05:54,053 --> 00:05:57,IT WAS WARM AND SAFE AND WET.

00:05:57,523 --> 00:05:58,I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU PAIN YOU

00:05:58,658 --> 00:06:00,NEVER KNEW EXISTED.

00:06:00,593 --> 00:06:02,YOU'RE GOING TO SEE A WHOLE NEW

00:06:02,261 --> 00:06:04,SPECTRUM OF PAIN, LIKE A

00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:06,RAINBOW!

00:06:06,599 --> 00:06:07,>> YOU TELL HIM, SKROTUS.

00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:08,AAH!

00:06:08,935 --> 00:06:13,>> BUT THIS RAINBOW IS NOT JUST

00:06:13,272 --> 00:06:15,LIKE ANY OTHER RAINBOW.

00:06:15,475 --> 00:06:20,IT'S...

00:06:20,146 --> 00:06:22,AAH!

00:06:22,148 --> 00:06:23,>> AAH!

00:06:23,716 --> 00:06:25,>> AAH!

00:06:25,084 --> 00:06:26,>> AAH!

00:06:26,452 --> 00:06:27,>> AAH!

00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:31,>> AAH!

00:06:31,758 --> 00:06:33,>> AAH!

00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:34,>> AAH!

00:06:34,761 --> 00:06:35,>> AAH!

00:06:35,561 --> 00:06:39,>> AAH!

00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:43,>> AAH!

00:06:43,503 --> 00:06:45,AAH!

00:06:45,471 --> 00:06:47,>> WHAT DO YOU WANT?

00:06:47,507 --> 00:06:48,>> WE WERE SENT TO TAKE YOU TO

00:06:48,207 --> 00:06:49,SEE OUR LEADER.

00:06:49,342 --> 00:06:50,>> WHO'S THAT?

00:06:50,943 --> 00:06:52,>> II'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL.

00:06:52,612 --> 00:06:53,UNH!

00:06:53,479 --> 00:06:54,WAIT!

00:06:54,614 --> 00:07:00,THERE'S GOLD!

00:07:00,186 --> 00:07:01,>> AAH!

00:07:01,220 --> 00:07:01,>> HA HA HA!

00:07:01,954 --> 00:07:02,>> AAH!

00:07:02,688 --> 00:07:03,AAH!

00:07:03,523 --> 00:07:04,>> HA HA HA!

00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:05,[SLURPS]

00:07:05,958 --> 00:07:08,H***E H***E H***E!

00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:09,WHAT HAVE WE G***T HERE?

00:07:10,029 --> 00:07:10,HA HA HA!

00:07:10,897 --> 00:07:12,MM.

00:07:12,064 --> 00:07:14,MM.

00:07:14,667 --> 00:07:15,>> MASTER, WE HAVE BROUGHT YOU

00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:17,THEHUH?

00:07:17,069 --> 00:07:17,>> AAH!

00:07:17,970 --> 00:07:18,>> HA HA HA!

00:07:18,604 --> 00:07:19,HA HA HA!

00:07:19,539 --> 00:07:20,AAH!

00:07:20,606 --> 00:07:24,YOU BITCH!

00:07:25,011 --> 00:07:26,HA HA HA!

00:07:26,746 --> 00:07:28,HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT?

00:07:28,214 --> 00:07:30,OH, KORGOTH.

00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:31,YOU MADE IT.

00:07:31,717 --> 00:07:33,>> GOG-MA-GOGG, I HAD A ROTTEN

00:07:33,386 --> 00:07:35,FEELING YOU WERE BEHIND THIS....