The Jeffersons s11e15 The Gangs All Here Subtitles

At 00:00:00,860, Character said: Well, we're moving on up, moving on up,
too deep down, moving on up, to a

At 00:00:07,420, Character said: deep...

At 00:01:24,620, Character said: Well, let me see if I can figure it out
in my head.

At 00:01:28,500, Character said: This is a disgrace.

At 00:01:29,980, Character said: I mean, Charlotte's Bar is the only
thing in the Jefferson Empire that's not

At 00:01:33,240, Character said: working. Sorry, I forgot about Florence.

At 00:01:37,520, Character said: Maybe if we put our heads together, we
can find a way for the bar to turn up a

At 00:01:42,200, Character said: profit. No, no, no, sweetheart.

At 00:01:44,060, Character said: Don't you worry your pretty little head
about it.

At 00:01:46,140, Character said: Men's brains wear the pants in this
family.

At 00:01:48,500, Character said: I mean, men are cooler.

At 00:01:50,160, Character said: Men are more analytical.

At 00:01:51,700, Character said: I mean, let's just face it.

At 00:01:53,130, Character said: Men are just more sensible.

At 00:01:54,870, Character said: Huh.

At 00:01:56,050, Character said: Hello.

At 00:02:00,810, Character said: Although there are exceptions.

At 00:02:02,930, Character said: Mr. J., I have a problem. You see, I
can't decide whether to wear the blue

At 00:02:06,290, Character said: or the red nose with my costume tonight
at the party.

At 00:02:08,710, Character said: Now, the blue nose matches my hair, see?

At 00:02:10,910, Character said: Whereas the red nose is more
traditional, and it will match my eyes

At 00:02:14,570, Character said: of the evening.

At 00:02:16,770, Character said: Well, I don't know, Bentley. You're the
kind of guy who looks good in any color

At 00:02:19,330, Character said: nose. You know you're not the first
person to tell me that.

At 00:02:22,190, Character said: What do you think, Mr. J?

At 00:02:24,270, Character said: Oh, well, I don't know if I'm sensible
enough to make such decisions.

At 00:02:29,910, Character said: But why don't you wear one that blinks
on and off?

At 00:02:33,410, Character said: Well, that settles it. Do you mind I
have things on my mind?

At 00:02:36,310, Character said: Oh, well, perhaps I can be of some
assistance.

At 00:02:39,510, Character said: Well, I guess it wouldn't hurt. Okay,
take a look at these figures.

At 00:02:42,790, Character said: Charlie's bar is dying.

At 00:02:44,170, Character said: What ** I supposed to do?

At 00:02:45,110, Character said: Well, let's take a look here.

At 00:02:47,270, Character said: Well, in my considered opinion, Mr. J,
It's not dying. It's breaking even.

At 00:02:51,420, Character said: That's not so bad.

At 00:02:52,540, Character said: Not so bad?

At 00:02:53,960, Character said: Where'd we be today if the greats of
history were happy just breaking even? I

At 00:02:57,480, Character said: mean, Alexander the Great would have
been Alexander the OK.

At 00:03:00,620, Character said: Ivan the Terrible would have been Ivan
the Not -So -Nice.

At 00:03:03,720, Character said: And Superman would have just been a guy
from another planet.

At 00:03:06,320, Character said: Oh, no, no, no. There I must disagree
with you, Mr. J. You see, Superman, I'll

At 00:03:10,300, Character said: grant you, did hail from Krypton, but
his superpowers were such that he... Get

At 00:03:13,560, Character said: out of here, Barry.

At 00:03:14,580, Character said: Mr. J., wait. You haven't picked my nose
yet.

At 00:03:20,270, Character said: There has to be something I can do to
help with the business. Look, Weave, I

At 00:03:25,050, Character said: appreciate your offer.

At 00:03:26,130, Character said: I'll bring home the bacon. Your job is
to make sure it's cooked right, okay?

At 00:03:31,730, Character said: Wait a minute.

At 00:03:33,210, Character said: There is something you can do, something
important.

At 00:03:35,090, Character said: Oh, well, what is it? I want you to run
down to the bar and check on the swivel

At 00:03:38,750, Character said: sticks. Now, we're paying for plastic. I
don't want no cheap imitation.

At 00:03:49,040, Character said: That's what you want me to do?

At 00:03:50,400, Character said: Check on the swizzle sticks?

At 00:03:52,880, Character said: Well, would you mind?

At 00:03:54,700, Character said: Okay, I'll do it for you.

At 00:03:56,840, Character said: I thought it was for us.

At 00:03:58,300, Character said: No, George, it's for you.

At 00:04:00,260, Character said: With my hands down there, your neck is
safer up here.

At 00:04:07,800, Character said: Hi, Charlie.

At 00:04:09,100, Character said: Hey, Mrs. Jefferson.

At 00:04:10,900, Character said: Oh, let me have a ginger ale.

At 00:04:12,860, Character said: Uh -oh, tough day, huh?

At 00:04:14,820, Character said: No. Just a typical day married to
George.

At 00:04:19,890, Character said: In that case, let me make it a double,
huh?

At 00:04:25,030, Character said: Really nice to see you, Mr. Jefferson.

At 00:04:27,030, Character said: See, I g***t this problem, and I'd really
love to discuss it with somebody.

At 00:04:30,590, Character said: It's about the bar. You know, your
husband has been bugging me lately to

At 00:04:34,490, Character said: some private parties to help increase
business.

At 00:04:37,250, Character said: Well, I finally did it.

At 00:04:39,670, Character said: What's the problem?

At 00:04:41,020, Character said: Well, it looks like I'm going to have to
close down for a few days. See, my aunt

At 00:04:45,220, Character said: died, and I g***t to go to Florida for the
funeral.

At 00:04:48,400, Character said: Oh, that's terrible.

At 00:04:50,340, Character said: Yeah, I hate Florida.

At 00:04:56,340, Character said: No, I mean about your aunt.

At 00:04:58,860, Character said: Oh, yeah, that too.

At 00:05:04,120, Character said: Charlie.

At 00:05:05,480, Character said: If you have to go to the funeral, all
you've g***t to do is find somebody to

At 00:05:10,060, Character said: the bar.

At 00:05:11,040, Character said: Yeah.

At 00:05:13,580, Character said: Well, now, let me see.

At 00:05:16,100, Character said: Where can you find someone you know?

At 00:05:19,600, Character said: Ralph the doorman.

At 00:05:23,780, Character said: Who doesn't work at night?

At 00:05:26,140, Character said: Mr. Bentley.

At 00:05:27,180, Character said: Who doesn't have an accent?

At 00:05:29,420, Character said: Mr. Willis.

At 00:05:30,460, Character said: Who has a financial interest in the
business?

At 00:05:34,080, Character said: My wife?

At 00:05:37,400, Character said: Who talked to you?

At 00:05:39,280, Character said: That's it. I'm stumped.

At 00:05:42,320, Character said: How about me, Charlie?

At 00:05:47,360, Character said: Well, Mrs. Jefferson, you don't really
want to serve drinks to a bunch of old

At 00:05:50,940, Character said: skulls.

At 00:05:52,500, Character said: Now, that's not a nice thing to say
about your customers.

At 00:05:55,960, Character said: No, no, no. Mrs. Jefferson, see, that's
the private party I booked in here on

At 00:05:59,400, Character said: Friday. The skulls. They're a motorcycle
gang.

At 00:06:07,070, Character said: motorcycle gang?

At 00:06:09,010, Character said: Like Hell's Angels on wheels?

At 00:06:11,730, Character said: More like Hell's Accountants in
carpools.

At 00:06:16,150, Character said: This is a reunion.

At 00:06:17,710, Character said: I mean, these guys haven't been bikers
in 25 years.

At 00:06:20,670, Character said: I mean, today they're lawyers, doctors,
hairdressers.

At 00:06:24,550, Character said: Hairdressers? Well, I didn't say they
were a tough gang.

At 00:06:28,810, Character said: What do you say?

At 00:06:30,770, Character said: When do I start?

At 00:06:32,190, Character said: How about right away?

At 00:06:33,600, Character said: See, they're burying my aunt at sea, and
I figure if I get there early, I might

At 00:06:37,520, Character said: be able to bag me a tuna.

At 00:06:43,480, Character said: I'm sure your aunt would have wanted it
that way.

At 00:06:47,840, Character said: Oh, now, Mr. Jefferson, it's real
simple. See, now, if we run out of

At 00:06:51,400, Character said: just add more olives. Run out of
cherries, add more cherries. Run out of

At 00:06:55,000, Character said: More limes. You're a natural.

At 00:06:58,000, Character said: Listen, why don't I run back there and
make out a list of things for you to do,

At 00:07:00,740, Character said: all right?

At 00:07:01,340, Character said: Okay, Charlie.

At 00:07:02,200, Character said: Thanks.

At 00:07:09,870, Character said: Excuse me, where's Charlie? Oh, he's in
the back.

At 00:07:12,370, Character said: Oh, that's a problem I had. I wanted to
talk to him about it. Oh, well, may I

At 00:07:16,410, Character said: help? You?

At 00:07:19,030, Character said: Well, why not?

At 00:07:20,110, Character said: Maybe I should get a woman's point of
view.

At 00:07:22,410, Character said: You see, I have this terrific job, a
great wife, and two wonderful kids.

At 00:07:28,110, Character said: Well, that doesn't sound much like a
problem to me. Well, the problem is my

At 00:07:31,690, Character said: girlfriend. She wants to, uh... She
wants to be with me more than two nights

At 00:07:36,270, Character said: week and every other Christmas.

At 00:07:38,220, Character said: You think that's fair? I mean, after
all, I g***t a lot of responsibilities.

At 00:07:42,180, Character said: Fair? Yeah.

At 00:07:43,780, Character said: You have a wife and two children. Right.

At 00:07:46,580, Character said: And you want to know if two nights a
week with some bimbo is fair?

At 00:07:53,140, Character said: In a nutshell, yeah. What do you think?

At 00:08:04,080, Character said: That's what I think.

At 00:08:07,340, Character said: You know, that's...