Boomers.S02E01.Camping.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-Gusty_track3_[eng] Subtitles

At 00:00:01,173, Character said: [ Flies buzzing ]

At 00:00:04,414, Character said: [ Air hissing ]

At 00:00:08,174, Character said: JOYCE: Alan!

At 00:00:09,774, Character said: Alan!

At 00:00:11,175, Character said: Wake up.
You´re deflating.

At 00:00:13,245, Character said: -[ Tapping ]
-ALAN: I´m awake.

At 00:00:14,315, Character said: I´m writing a review
for TripAdvisor.

At 00:00:16,575, Character said: "Worst place ever stayed in."

At 00:00:18,375, Character said: Oh, that´s nice.
On Trevor´s 65th birthday.

At 00:00:20,916, Character said: They appreciate the feedback,
Joyce.

At 00:00:22,776, Character said: The only way I can make
this place better...

At 00:00:25,146, Character said: short of dropping a bomb on it.

At 00:00:27,246, Character said: [ Moaning, loud creaking ]

At 00:00:29,577, Character said: What´s going on next door?

At 00:00:31,417, Character said: [ Moaning, creaking continue ]

At 00:00:33,177, Character said: Bit early for all that,
isn´t it?

At 00:00:34,377, Character said: Carol´s bought him an exercise
machine for his birthday.

At 00:00:38,318, Character said: -TREVOR: I´m slipping off!
-CAROL: Hold on to something!

At 00:00:40,818, Character said: TREVOR: I´m too sweaty!

At 00:00:42,178, Character said: CAROL: Oh, come on, Trevor, you
can go a bit faster than that!

At 00:00:44,678, Character said: -TREVOR: [ Moans ]
-Just put up with roughing it

At 00:00:46,949, Character said: for a couple of days,
for Trevor.

At 00:00:48,949, Character said: It´s the same for all of us.

At 00:00:51,279, Character said: [ Grieg´s "Morning Mood" plays ]

At 00:00:55,950, Character said: This cappuccino´s not right.

At 00:00:57,880, Character said: We haven´t g***t
a frothing machine.

At 00:00:59,580, Character said: -[ Cup clinks ]
-How do people live like this?

At 00:01:36,584, Character said: The loo in the shower block´s
broken. Can I use yours?

At 00:01:39,255, Character said: -Uh, I´d rather you didn´t.
-Thanks.

At 00:01:41,255, Character said: It´s rented, and I
don´t want to lose the deposit.

At 00:01:42,825, Character said: -[ Zipper unzips ]
-Alan! Alan!

At 00:01:45,525, Character said: [ Gulps ]
The day of the living dead.

At 00:01:47,686, Character said: Where´s my clothes bag? It´s not
in the tent. Did you pack it?

At 00:01:51,656, Character said: -I thought you did it.
-Oh, no, Alan...

At 00:01:54,526, Character said: What about
the clothes you came in?

At 00:01:56,227, Character said: Oh, you mean the damp ones here?

At 00:01:58,387, Character said: The ones you used to try
and plug the gap under the tent

At 00:02:01,757, Character said: and then spilled your tea on?

At 00:02:04,257, Character said: I can´t hop around in a sleeping
bag all of the weekend, Alan.

At 00:02:08,588, Character said: Don´t worry, Joyce.
Maureen will fix you up.

At 00:02:10,728, Character said: Maureen, dig out
some of your clothes for Joyce.

At 00:02:12,828, Character said: MAUREEN:
Where´s the suitcase?

At 00:02:14,759, Character said: -In the lounge!
-You´ve g***t a lounge?

At 00:02:16,629, Character said: Maureen wanted top of the range.

At 00:02:18,429, Character said: How much are you shelling out
per day?

At 00:02:19,859, Character said: For Maureen? God knows.
Come here.

At 00:02:23,430, Character said: I´ve booked us a bike ride
for Trevor´s birthday.

At 00:02:25,790, Character said: What?

At 00:02:26,960, Character said: I´ve hired three bikes,
g***t all the gear.

At 00:02:29,460, Character said: Trevor wants to do it.
He said he wants to get fit.

At 00:02:31,531, Character said: I´m not doing that.

At 00:02:32,531, Character said: Come on.
It´s just a bit of fun.

At 00:02:33,961, Character said: -I´m not dressed for it.
-[ Pounds ]

At 00:02:36,831, Character said: Maureen, dig out
a pair of my shorts for Alan!

At 00:02:38,931, Character said: -MAUREEN: Which ones?
-Lycra.

At 00:02:40,862, Character said: -I´m not wearing Lycra!
-All right, but shorts at least.

At 00:02:44,432, Character said: How far is it?

At 00:02:45,362, Character said: It´s a 5K trail
through the forest...

At 00:02:47,432, Character said: Well, 5K´s not too bad.

At 00:02:48,833, Character said: -...going ´round four times.
-What?

At 00:02:50,693, Character said: Come on, Alan.
It´s for charity.

At 00:02:52,893, Character said: All the money raised
is going to Age UK.

At 00:02:55,733, Character said: You´re basically investing
in your future.

At 00:02:57,734, Character said: -No, no.
-Alan,

At 00:02:58,934, Character said: if this is what he wants to do,
we have to back him up.

At 00:03:01,364, Character said: No one complained at your 65th.

At 00:03:03,394, Character said: We didn´t do anything
for my 65th.

At 00:03:04,864, Character said: And no one complained.

At 00:03:06,235, Character said: I don´t think
my knee can take it.

At 00:03:07,795, Character said: It was very painful last night,
with all the damp...

At 00:03:10,295, Character said: Come on, Alan.
Where´s your sense of adventure?

At 00:03:12,695, Character said: We´re part
of the active generation.

At 00:03:14,796, Character said: You know, me and you

At 00:03:15,896, Character said: are probably the only two
60-somethings in the country

At 00:03:19,196, Character said: that haven´t abseiled down
Mount Kilimanjaro for charity.

At 00:03:22,196, Character said: I suppose it´ll get us
off this bloody campsite.

At 00:03:24,437, Character said: Place is full of loonies.

At 00:03:26,367, Character said: -Moanin´!
-Morning.

At 00:03:28,597, Character said: Lovely day for it --
if you can get it, that is!

At 00:03:30,737, Character said: [ Laughs ]

At 00:03:31,967, Character said: Come on, dumpling.
Get a move on.

At 00:03:34,298, Character said: Don´t laugh.
This is the wife!

At 00:03:36,168, Character said: -H***e h***e!
-Morning!

At 00:03:37,868, Character said: I can´t believe Trevor
actually likes this place.

At 00:03:40,298, Character said: -[ Sighs ] Only two more days.
-I´m not going to make it.

At 00:03:42,869, Character said: Be strong, Alan.

At 00:03:44,569, Character said: -CAROL: Morning!
-Nice here, isn´t it?

At 00:03:47,339, Character said: -Fantastic.
-Great place.

At 00:03:48,969, Character said: Fresh air, lovely...trees.

At 00:03:51,470, Character said: -WOMAN: Hi, Trevor!
-Oh! Hi! Morning!

At 00:03:54,300, Character said: -We love it, don´t we, Carol?
-It´s a home from home.

At 00:03:56,900, Character said: You know, this caravan --
20 years old.

At 00:04:03,641, Character said: Good story.

At 00:04:04,901, Character said: MAUREEN: John!

At 00:04:06,741, Character said: TREVOR: 20 years old today.

At 00:04:08,672, Character said: So, as well as my birthday,

At 00:04:10,172, Character said: -it´s our "vanniversary."
-[ Chuckles ]

At 00:04:12,402, Character said: But this is our last trip in it.
We´re selling up.

At 00:04:14,402, Character said: -She´s falling to bits.
-Yeah, well, I´m not surprised,

At 00:04:16,703, Character said: the pounding you were giving it
this morning.

At 00:04:18,573, Character said: I like to jump on the exercise
bike first thing in the morning.

At 00:04:20,773, Character said: That´s no way to talk
about Carol.

At 00:04:22,373, Character said: A few people from the site
are coming ´round for a barbecue

At 00:04:25,204, Character said: -to see her off.
-"People from the site"?

At 00:04:26,904, Character said: Oh. Friends of ours -- regulars.
They´ll all be bringing

At 00:04:29,604, Character said: something
they´ve cooked themselves.

At 00:04:31,244, Character said: -HARRY: Hi, Trevor.
-Hey, Harry! Good to see you!

At 00:04:33,374, Character said: -Probably roadkill.
-WOMAN: Be seeing you later!

At 00:04:35,975, Character said: Yes, well, um, I´ll take
these clothes to Joyce.

At 00:04:38,645, Character said: Then I´ll be back to get
some maps and helmets.

At 00:04:40,745, Character said: TREVOR: Oh, be a shame
to get rid of this old girl.

At 00:04:43,346, Character said: But time moves on.

At 00:04:44,506, Character said: We need to think about what
we´re going to replace her with.

At 00:04:46,676, Character said: Yeah.

At 00:04:47,846, Character said: I have seen
a couple of static caravans.

At 00:04:49,906, Character said: There´s an Atlas Jasmine Lodge
220 going for 10 grand.

At 00:04:54,377, Character said: But we need to act quick.

At 00:04:55,747, Character said: Those things get snapped up
super fast.

At 00:04:58,477, Character said: Like custard creams
in a care home!

At 00:05:00,448, Character said: -I bet.
-I´m going to get ready.

At 00:05:04,308, Character said: -Don´t let him buy another one.
-What?

At 00:05:06,448, Character said: I hate caravanning.

At 00:05:07,948, Character said: -I thought --
-I´ve been living a lie.

At 00:05:10,349, Character said: I can´t face towing
a horse box with a toilet

At 00:05:13,379, Character said: up and down the M5
for another 20 years.

At 00:05:15,549, Character said: He´s thinking
of getting a static.

At 00:05:17,310, Character said: What is a static?

At 00:05:18,450, Character said: A caravan that doesn´t move.

At 00:05:19,950, Character said: That´s a bungalow, isn´t it?

At 00:05:21,580, Character said: We´re gonna be stuck here
forever.

At 00:05:23,680, Character said: And you´ll be coming down here
to visit every...