African.Kung.Fu.Nazis.2020 Subtitles

00:00:03,625 --> 00:00:07,In 1945 the second world war
came to an end.

00:00:08,458 --> 00:00:12,The German reich and the Japanese empire
were defeated by the allied forces.

00:00:13,708 --> 00:00:16,In front of us is Germany,

00:00:16,333 --> 00:00:18,within us marches Ghana.

00:00:19,125 --> 00:00:22,The German Nazi leader Adolf Hitler
committed suicide,

00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:28,while Japanese military leader hideki tojo was
sentenced to death by a military tribunal.

00:00:28,833 --> 00:00:32,Or at least that is what was
written in the history books.

00:00:38,833 --> 00:00:42,In reality, Hitler and tojo
fled by submarine to Ghana,

00:00:43,167 --> 00:00:45,where they are hiding to this day.

00:00:55,958 --> 00:00:58,And it all shall be mine.

00:01:03,292 --> 00:01:09,Among them also Hitler's most trusted
accomplice, horse-man goering.

00:01:09,458 --> 00:01:11,I ** horse-man goering.

00:01:11,542 --> 00:01:13,No body can defeat goering.

00:01:14,125 --> 00:01:17,They are raising hell in
their local communities and

00:01:17,542 --> 00:01:23,smash everything and everyone in their way
with the superior Japanese karate skills.

00:01:27,625 --> 00:01:28,Whazz up?

00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,Goering! Back off!

00:01:42,667 --> 00:01:44,Thanks to the intense karate training,

00:01:45,083 --> 00:01:47,and their Arian superpowers,

00:01:47,458 --> 00:01:49,they managed to reverse their aging process

00:01:50,042 --> 00:01:51,and they are stronger and more

00:01:51,417 --> 00:01:52,Arian than ever before.

00:01:58,625 --> 00:01:59,Hitler!

00:02:00,167 --> 00:02:02,We will give you all that you need.

00:02:03,542 --> 00:02:05,That's only thing we need from you.

00:02:06,125 --> 00:02:07,Please provide us with ladies.

00:02:08,833 --> 00:02:10,Beautiful ladies like these.

00:02:12,208 --> 00:02:15,Hitler offers the local riches,
alcohol and women.

00:02:18,417 --> 00:02:21,But in reality he is brainwashing them

00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:25,with a spell of the magical "blutfahne”,
or blood flag.

00:02:28,333 --> 00:02:29,The new axis powers,

00:02:30,208 --> 00:02:34,Germany, Japan and Ghana
have gathered a powerful army

00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,calling themselves the ghan-arians.

00:02:39,125 --> 00:02:42,This time without Italy,
because they s***k at war.

00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:50,Nobody is safe from the spell
of the magical blutfahne.

00:02:51,208 --> 00:02:52,And before you know it,

00:02:53,375 --> 00:02:57,your father, your mother,
your brother, your sister,

00:02:58,250 --> 00:03:01,might have already become a ghan-Arian...

00:03:01,917 --> 00:03:04,Mindless foot soldiers

00:03:04,542 --> 00:03:09,whose sole mission is to create
a new joined kingdom of Hitler's 4th reich

00:03:09,667 --> 00:03:11,and tojo"s new Japanese empire.

00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:17,Will anybody be able to stop them?

00:03:18,542 --> 00:03:22,Or will Hitler and tojo finally
be able to conquer the world?

00:03:23,083 --> 00:03:26,With their African kung fu Nazis!

00:03:37,417 --> 00:03:38,Here he comes now! Lookin' good!

00:03:39,083 --> 00:03:41,Hey addae, whaddup whaddup whaddup?

00:03:46,333 --> 00:03:47,Addae, ma man!

00:03:51,708 --> 00:03:53,Addae! Whaddup bro?

00:04:14,625 --> 00:04:16,I miss you, baby.

00:04:17,667 --> 00:04:19,You are looking so good.

00:04:20,250 --> 00:04:21,All for you. But...

00:04:22,458 --> 00:04:24,Don't forget our date tonight.

00:04:24,792 --> 00:04:25,Of course, Eva.

00:04:26,250 --> 00:04:28,I can't forget that. And I can't wait.

00:04:28,708 --> 00:04:29,You are such a darling.

00:04:32,708 --> 00:04:33,So happy.

00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:36,I've g***t ready for training now though...

00:04:37,333 --> 00:04:39,- Oh no.
- Yes.

00:04:40,333 --> 00:04:42,- See you later.
- Ok

00:04:42,833 --> 00:04:43,see you soon.

00:04:44,375 --> 00:04:45,Take care.

00:05:00,125 --> 00:05:01,Addae!

00:05:02,292 --> 00:05:06,How's your kung fu training coming along?

00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,Addae...

00:06:09,458 --> 00:06:10,You're late again!

00:06:12,167 --> 00:06:15,How do you ever expect to improve,
when you are not serious about training?

00:06:17,125 --> 00:06:18,I ** sorry, master.

00:06:20,250 --> 00:06:21,You are sorry?

00:06:28,333 --> 00:06:31,As usual when you're late,
10 minutes horse stance!

00:06:48,500 --> 00:06:49,Go down, go down!

00:07:00,042 --> 00:07:01,Now, as you all know,

00:07:03,917 --> 00:07:05,there will be a great tournament.

00:07:09,417 --> 00:07:13,And I expect everyone of you
to be at your best.

00:07:13,708 --> 00:07:15,I expect you to fight with pride.

00:07:16,167 --> 00:07:19,And bring honor to our
shadow snake school.

00:07:20,125 --> 00:07:21,Remember!

00:07:21,458 --> 00:07:26,There is no kung fu style that can beat
our shadow snake school.

00:07:26,583 --> 00:07:27,Yes, master!

00:07:28,750 --> 00:07:29,And as always,

00:07:32,083 --> 00:07:35,akante will represent our school
for the tournament.

00:07:36,875 --> 00:07:39,And I will give the opportunity
to another student,

00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:43,who will also represent us
in the tournament.

00:07:43,667 --> 00:07:45,Me, master! Please choose me!

00:07:46,125 --> 00:07:47,Be silent!

00:07:48,833 --> 00:07:54,The one who impresses me the most will be
the second fighter for the tournament.

00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:58,And for you, addae,
you did not impress me today.

00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:03,I will announce the second fighter
by the close of the day.

00:08:04,125 --> 00:08:05,- Dispatch!
- Yes, master!

00:08:50,833 --> 00:08:52,Now, assemble! Everyone!

00:09:03,625 --> 00:09:05,Abeeku, step forward!

00:09:11,250 --> 00:09:14,You will represent our second fighter
at the tournament.

00:09:17,333 --> 00:09:18,Thank you, master.

00:09:19,417 --> 00:09:22,It is a great honor.
I will not disappoint you.

00:09:24,833 --> 00:09:27,- Join the queue.
- Thank you, master.

00:09:29,375 --> 00:09:30,Now you can dismiss.

00:09:36,542 --> 00:09:39,I believe master would have chosen you.

00:09:39,417 --> 00:09:41,You just have to be more disciplined.

00:09:41,833 --> 00:09:44,Otherwise you can never get to my level.

00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:50,Anyway, have you heard about
this new tournament?

00:09:50,833 --> 00:09:53,It's from a man called Adolf Hitler.

00:09:54,083 --> 00:09:56,Hitler... funny name, right?

00:09:57,917 --> 00:10:00,They call themselves the ghan-arians.

00:10:01,875 --> 00:10:03,- Akante.
- What?

00:10:03,875 --> 00:10:06,I don't know why master
is doing this to me.

00:10:07,417 --> 00:10:09,You know, kung fu is all I have.

00:10:11,458 --> 00:10:14,I thought master will
finially let me represent.

00:10:14,833 --> 00:10:16,Represent what?

00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:17,Cheer up my man.

00:10:18,417 --> 00:10:22,You've g***t the most beautiful
girl in town and that is Eva.

00:10:23,292 --> 00:10:26,You know what? I'll easily give up my spot
in the tournament

00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:28,so that I can have a date with her.

00:10:30,375 --> 00:10:33,No wait... I'd rather kick some a***s.

00:10:35,250 --> 00:10:36,That's my boy. Cheer up, man.

00:10:39,083 --> 00:10:44,The ghan-arians do not even practice
Chinese kung fu.

00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,They practice Japanese karate.

00:10:47,958 --> 00:10:49,It's gonna be an easy win.

00:11:11,625 --> 00:11:14,I think you've had enough already!
What's wrong with you.

00:11:16,125 --> 00:11:18,I was hoping to have a
nice evening with you...

00:11:19,333 --> 00:11:20,The master.

00:11:21,542 --> 00:11:23,Again he didn't choose me.

00:11:25,208 --> 00:11:29,When will he finally give me the chance
to represent our school? When?

00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,Spare me with your whining addae!

00:11:32,583 --> 00:11:34,What is it with that dumb kung fu anyway?

00:11:35,917 --> 00:11:37,I love you, addae.

00:11:38,625 --> 00:11:41,But it is time you get a job for a change.

00:11:41,750 --> 00:11:43,Now let me tell you one secret.

00:11:44,042 --> 00:11:48,My father would never alloe me to marry
a loser like you!

00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,Please. You have to understand.

00:11:53,125 --> 00:11:57,If I can make a name for myself
in the martial arts world,

00:11:58,125 --> 00:11:59,I'll be rich and famous.

00:12:00,667 --> 00:12:03,You'll never have to worry
about a thing anymore.

00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:08,This is the perfect
chance for me, you know?

00:12:09,625 --> 00:12:11,It's going...