African Kung Fu Nazis (2020) Subtitles

At 00:00:03,625, Character said: In 1945 the second world war
came to an end.

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At 00:00:08,458, Character said: The German reich and the Japanese empire
were defeated by the allied forces.

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At 00:00:13,708, Character said: In front of us is Germany,

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At 00:00:16,333, Character said: within us marches Ghana.

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At 00:00:19,125, Character said: The German Nazi leader Adolf Hitler
committed suicide,

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At 00:00:23,000, Character said: while Japanese military leader hideki tojo was
sentenced to death by a military tribunal.

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At 00:00:28,833, Character said: Or at least that is what was
written in the history books.

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At 00:00:38,833, Character said: In reality, Hitler and tojo
fled by submarine to Ghana,

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At 00:00:43,167, Character said: where they are hiding to this day.

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At 00:00:55,958, Character said: And it all shall be mine.

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At 00:01:03,292, Character said: Among them also Hitler's most trusted
accomplice, horse-man goering.

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At 00:01:09,458, Character said: I ** horse-man goering.

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At 00:01:11,542, Character said: No body can defeat goering.

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At 00:01:14,125, Character said: They are raising hell in
their local communities and

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At 00:01:17,542, Character said: smash everything and everyone in their way
with the superior Japanese karate skills.

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At 00:01:27,625, Character said: Whazz up?

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At 00:01:30,000, Character said: Goering! Back off!

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At 00:01:42,667, Character said: Thanks to the intense karate training,

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At 00:01:45,083, Character said: and their Arian superpowers,

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At 00:01:47,458, Character said: they managed to reverse their aging process

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At 00:01:50,042, Character said: and they are stronger and more

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At 00:01:51,417, Character said: Arian than ever before.

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At 00:01:58,625, Character said: Hitler!

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At 00:02:00,167, Character said: We will give you all that you need.

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At 00:02:03,542, Character said: That's only thing we need from you.

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At 00:02:06,125, Character said: Please provide us with ladies.

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At 00:02:08,833, Character said: Beautiful ladies like these.

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At 00:02:12,208, Character said: Hitler offers the local riches,
alcohol and women.

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At 00:02:18,417, Character said: But in reality he is brainwashing them

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At 00:02:21,542, Character said: with a spell of the magical "blutfahne”,
or blood flag.

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At 00:02:28,333, Character said: The new axis powers,

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At 00:02:30,208, Character said: Germany, Japan and Ghana
have gathered a powerful army

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At 00:02:35,000, Character said: calling themselves the ghan-arians.

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At 00:02:39,125, Character said: This time without Italy,
because they s***k at war.

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At 00:02:47,000, Character said: Nobody is safe from the spell
of the magical blutfahne.

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At 00:02:51,208, Character said: And before you know it,

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At 00:02:53,375, Character said: your father, your mother,
your brother, your sister,

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At 00:02:58,250, Character said: might have already become a ghan-Arian...

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At 00:03:01,917, Character said: Mindless foot soldiers

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At 00:03:04,542, Character said: whose sole mission is to create
a new joined kingdom of Hitler's 4th reich

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At 00:03:09,667, Character said: and tojo"s new Japanese empire.

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At 00:03:15,000, Character said: Will anybody be able to stop them?

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At 00:03:18,542, Character said: Or will Hitler and tojo finally
be able to conquer the world?

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At 00:03:23,083, Character said: With their African kung fu Nazis!

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At 00:03:37,417, Character said: Here he comes now! Lookin' good!

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At 00:03:39,083, Character said: Hey addae, whaddup whaddup whaddup?

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At 00:03:46,333, Character said: Addae, ma man!

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At 00:03:51,708, Character said: Addae! Whaddup bro?

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At 00:04:14,625, Character said: I miss you, baby.

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At 00:04:17,667, Character said: You are looking so good.

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At 00:04:20,250, Character said: All for you. But...

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At 00:04:22,458, Character said: Don't forget our date tonight.

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At 00:04:24,792, Character said: Of course, Eva.

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At 00:04:26,250, Character said: I can't forget that. And I can't wait.

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At 00:04:28,708, Character said: You are such a darling.

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At 00:04:32,708, Character said: So happy.

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At 00:04:34,875, Character said: I've g***t ready for training now though...

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At 00:04:37,333, Character said: - Oh no.
- Yes.

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At 00:04:40,333, Character said: - See you later.
- Ok

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At 00:04:42,833, Character said: see you soon.

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At 00:04:44,375, Character said: Take care.

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At 00:05:00,125, Character said: Addae!

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At 00:05:02,292, Character said: How's your kung fu training coming along?

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At 00:05:14,000, Character said: Addae...

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At 00:06:09,458, Character said: You're late again!

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At 00:06:12,167, Character said: How do you ever expect to improve,
when you are not serious about training?

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At 00:06:17,125, Character said: I ** sorry, master.

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At 00:06:20,250, Character said: You are sorry?

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At 00:06:28,333, Character said: As usual when you're late,
10 minutes horse stance!

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At 00:06:48,500, Character said: Go down, go down!

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At 00:07:00,042, Character said: Now, as you all know,

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At 00:07:03,917, Character said: there will be a great tournament.

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At 00:07:09,417, Character said: And I expect everyone of you
to be at your best.

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At 00:07:13,708, Character said: I expect you to fight with pride.

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At 00:07:16,167, Character said: And bring honor to our
shadow snake school.

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At 00:07:20,125, Character said: Remember!

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At 00:07:21,458, Character said: There is no kung fu style that can beat
our shadow snake school.

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At 00:07:26,583, Character said: Yes, master!

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At 00:07:28,750, Character said: And as always,

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At 00:07:32,083, Character said: akante will represent our school
for the tournament.

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At 00:07:36,875, Character said: And I will give the opportunity
to another student,

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At 00:07:40,000, Character said: who will also represent us
in the tournament.

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At 00:07:43,667, Character said: Me, master! Please choose me!

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At 00:07:46,125, Character said: Be silent!

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At 00:07:48,833, Character said: The one who impresses me the most will be
the second fighter for the tournament.

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At 00:07:54,708, Character said: And for you, addae,
you did not impress me today.

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At 00:07:59,500, Character said: I will announce the second fighter
by the close of the day.

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At 00:08:04,125, Character said: - Dispatch!
- Yes, master!

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At 00:08:50,833, Character said: Now, assemble! Everyone!

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At 00:09:03,625, Character said: Abeeku, step forward!

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At 00:09:11,250, Character said: You will represent our second fighter
at the tournament.

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At 00:09:17,333, Character said: Thank you, master.

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At 00:09:19,417, Character said: It is a great honor.
I will not disappoint you.

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At 00:09:24,833, Character said: - Join the queue.
- Thank you, master.

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At 00:09:29,375, Character said: Now you can dismiss.

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At 00:09:36,542, Character said: I believe master would have chosen you.

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At 00:09:39,417, Character said: You just have to be more disciplined.

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At 00:09:41,833, Character said: Otherwise you can never get to my level.

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At 00:09:46,750, Character said: Anyway, have you heard about
this new tournament?

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At 00:09:50,833, Character said: It's from a man called Adolf Hitler.

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At 00:09:54,083, Character said: Hitler... funny name, right?

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At 00:09:57,917, Character said: They call themselves the ghan-arians.

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At 00:10:01,875, Character said: - Akante.
- What?

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At 00:10:03,875, Character said: I don't know why master
is doing this to me.

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At 00:10:07,417, Character said: You know, kung fu is all I have.

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At 00:10:11,458, Character said: I thought master will
finially let me represent.

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At 00:10:14,833, Character said: Represent what?

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At 00:10:16,833, Character said: Cheer up my man.

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At 00:10:18,417, Character said: You've g***t the most beautiful
girl in town and that is Eva.

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At 00:10:23,292, Character said: You know what? I'll easily give up my spot
in the tournament

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At 00:10:26,917, Character said: so that I can have a date with her.

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At 00:10:30,375, Character said: No wait... I'd rather kick some a***s.

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At 00:10:35,250, Character said: That's my boy. Cheer up, man.

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At 00:10:39,083, Character said: The ghan-arians do not even practice
Chinese kung fu.

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At 00:10:45,000, Character said: They practice Japanese karate.

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At 00:10:47,958, Character said: It's gonna be an easy win.

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At 00:11:11,625, Character said: I think you've had enough already!
What's wrong with you.

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At 00:11:16,125, Character said: I was hoping to have a
nice evening with you...

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At 00:11:19,333, Character said: The master.

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At 00:11:21,542, Character said: Again he didn't choose me.

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At 00:11:25,208, Character said: When will he finally give me the chance
to represent our school? When?

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At 00:11:30,000, Character said: Spare me with your whining addae!

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At 00:11:32,583, Character said: What is it with that dumb kung fu anyway?

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At 00:11:35,917, Character said: I love you, addae.

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At 00:11:38,625, Character said: But it is time you get a job for a change.

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At 00:11:41,750, Character said: Now let me tell you one secret.

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At 00:11:44,042, Character said: My father would never alloe me to marry
a loser like you!

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At 00:11:49,250, Character said: Please. You have to understand.

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At 00:11:53,125, Character said: If I can make a name for myself
in the martial arts world,

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At 00:11:58,125, Character said: I'll be rich and famous.

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At 00:12:00,667, Character said: You'll never have to worry
about a thing anymore.

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At 00:12:04,958, Character said: This is the perfect
chance for me, you know?

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At 00:12:09,625, Character said: It's going...