Family Matters s09e21 Lost in Space 1 Subtitles

00:00:04,010 --> 00:00:06,See, we have to keep our wedding guest
list below 250.

00:00:08,690 --> 00:00:09,Here's a name we can cross off.

00:00:10,870 --> 00:00:14,Oh, no, not Uncle Cecil. It wouldn't be
an uncle wedding without Uncle Cecil.

00:00:15,650 --> 00:00:20,Isn't he the one who draws a face on his
stomach and then makes his belly button

00:00:20,650 --> 00:00:21,talk?

00:00:22,650 --> 00:00:24,Oh, no, that's Aunt Miriam.

00:00:25,790 --> 00:00:29,Uncle Cecil's the one who shoves paint
up his nose and sneezes portraits.

00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:34,I bet he's very prolific during cold and
flu season.

00:00:35,220 --> 00:00:36,Oh, yeah. That's when he does
landscapes.

00:00:40,260 --> 00:00:42,Steve, I don't see your parents' name on
this book.

00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:47,Oh, I called them in Moscow, and they
said they would be busy on our wedding

00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:48,day.

00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:49,Busy?

00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:53,Yeah, as bad luck would have it, their
favorite episode of the Mod Squad is

00:00:53,460 --> 00:00:54,coming on.

00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:56,Of course, over there it's called Modsky
Squad.

00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:00,Well, I guess that's two less.

00:01:00,830 --> 00:01:02,Badger fillets we have to pay for.

00:01:02,850 --> 00:01:03,Oh.

00:01:05,489 --> 00:01:10,Uh, Laura, there is... something...
something else I'd like to bring up.

00:01:11,610 --> 00:01:16,It's a long -standing Urkel tradition to
wait three months before consummating

00:01:16,990 --> 00:01:17,the marriage.

00:01:17,670 --> 00:01:19,But, Steve... Okay, okay, okay, you
thought me out of it.

00:01:25,430 --> 00:01:26,Consummating the marriage.

00:01:26,530 --> 00:01:27,Consummating the marriage.

00:01:30,980 --> 00:01:32,Hello, are you Steve Urkel?

00:02:00,110 --> 00:02:01,That was the other guy.

00:02:03,090 --> 00:02:04,Sorry.

00:02:06,930 --> 00:02:07,Buzzy?

00:02:08,690 --> 00:02:13,Meet my honey, Laura Winslow. Laura
Winslow, Buzz Conrad. How do you do?

00:02:13,530 --> 00:02:14,very nice to meet you. Great to meet
you.

00:02:15,150 --> 00:02:17,What in the name of William Shatner are
you doing here?

00:02:18,050 --> 00:02:22,Well, Steve, I have very exciting news.
The International Space Program has

00:02:22,770 --> 00:02:26,chosen you to be the first student in
space.

00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:54,I'm so embarrassed.

00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:58,Of course, you probably fainted when you
found out you were going into space.

00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:00,No.

00:03:01,700 --> 00:03:02,During liftoff?

00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:04,No. Ring entry?

00:03:04,820 --> 00:03:07,No. You were never fainted? Just once.

00:03:07,820 --> 00:03:10,When I watched an episode of Homeboys in
Outer Space.

00:03:13,540 --> 00:03:14,So,

00:03:16,420 --> 00:03:17,why'd you pick Steve?

00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:21,Well, the space program had a national
science contest, and Steve's entry won

00:03:21,500 --> 00:03:22,first place.

00:03:22,460 --> 00:03:25,Really? You mean you like the Urkel AGF
5000?

00:03:26,390 --> 00:03:29,Oh, yeah. The Urkel AGF 5000? Yeah.

00:03:29,350 --> 00:03:31,AGF stands for artificial gravity field.

00:03:31,870 --> 00:03:35,You see, I worked up some equations
that, in theory, should produce gravity

00:03:35,630 --> 00:03:38,weightless environment. Steve, we're
building a prototype of your invention

00:03:38,510 --> 00:03:41,right now, and we want to test it in
space with you aboard.

00:03:42,850 --> 00:03:44,I'm the man!

00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:46,I'm the man! I'm the man!

00:03:46,930 --> 00:03:49,We'll need you to train in Houston for
six months.

00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:50,I'm not the man.

00:03:51,090 --> 00:03:55,What? Oh, my sweet... and I are
scheduled to be hitched in two months.

00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:58,Why, we've already booked the caterer,
the church, the hall.

00:03:59,100 --> 00:04:03,I even hired a cheese sculptor to do I
Like This in Velveeta. See, we're

00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:04,in a sea of crackers.

00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,I see.

00:04:07,260 --> 00:04:08,Excuse us for one minute.

00:04:09,140 --> 00:04:10,Sir.

00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:14,Steve, this is a once -in -a -lifetime
opportunity.

00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,But, Laura, so is marrying you.

00:04:18,180 --> 00:04:20,I want to get hitched before you change
your mind.

00:04:21,959 --> 00:04:22,That's not going to happen.

00:04:23,260 --> 00:04:26,Look, we'll just postpone the wedding
until after you return from space.

00:04:27,260 --> 00:04:29,No wonder I love you so much.

00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:34,Buzzy?

00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:36,Tell me.

00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:38,I'll go on one condition.

00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:39,What's that?

00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:41,I get to steer the spaceship.

00:04:41,860 --> 00:04:42,No.

00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:44,Pop the horn?

00:04:44,780 --> 00:04:46,No. Wait the light?

00:04:46,340 --> 00:04:48,No. I'd shock her?

00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:49,Do you?

00:05:04,310 --> 00:05:09,Edward, you are the third generation of
Winslow men to graduate from the police

00:05:09,090 --> 00:05:10,academy.

00:05:10,970 --> 00:05:13,Son, I have never been more proud of
you.

00:05:14,450 --> 00:05:17,Let me tell you, Dad, I couldn't have
had a better role model.

00:05:18,750 --> 00:05:19,To Eddie.

00:05:23,590 --> 00:05:24,Man,

00:05:25,190 --> 00:05:26,this is just fizzy apple juice.

00:05:27,970 --> 00:05:30,Come on, Laura, why don't you help me
with Eddie's cake?

00:05:30,410 --> 00:05:31,Sure, Mom. Wait a minute.

00:05:31,660 --> 00:05:34,It's cake in the kitchen, and I'm in the
living room. Bye.

00:05:36,300 --> 00:05:38,Better get in there before it gets
strung out on frosting.

00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:40,Oh, Edward.

00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:42,Sit down.

00:05:42,260 --> 00:05:46,I g***t a present for you. Almost forgot
about it. Oh, cool. I hope it's green

00:05:46,260 --> 00:05:47,with dead presidents on it.

00:05:48,020 --> 00:05:51,Here you go, honey.

00:05:51,980 --> 00:05:53,Chocolate marble cake.

00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:54,Slammy.

00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:57,You know, this is Steve's favorite cake,
too.

00:05:58,410 --> 00:06:00,Except he likes it with a nice slice of
spam on top.

00:06:02,350 --> 00:06:04,You really miss him, don't you?

00:06:04,670 --> 00:06:06,Of course. It's been six months.

00:06:07,970 --> 00:06:09,I can't believe I miss him this much.

00:06:10,310 --> 00:06:11,It's like a piece of me gone.

00:06:12,190 --> 00:06:14,Lori, you sound like a woman in love.

00:06:15,590 --> 00:06:18,He's coming home tomorrow for a couple
days before the launch.

00:06:18,770 --> 00:06:21,We're going to go down to the poker hall
and dance the night away.

00:06:22,230 --> 00:06:24,Now you sound like a woman who's lost
her mind.

00:06:26,250 --> 00:06:27,Edward?

00:06:28,650 --> 00:06:33,Ever since you told me you wanted to
become a police officer, I've wanted to

00:06:33,090 --> 00:06:34,give this to you.

00:06:34,550 --> 00:06:35,So here.

00:06:36,390 --> 00:06:38,A bulletproof vest?

00:06:39,250 --> 00:06:40,Mm -hmm.

00:06:40,110 --> 00:06:42,Dad, won't they issue me one of these
when I report to duty?

00:06:43,430 --> 00:06:46,Yeah, but they won't issue you this one.

00:06:46,990 --> 00:06:48,This is my lucky vest.

00:06:49,450 --> 00:06:51,See that mark right there?

00:06:52,770 --> 00:06:53,Yeah, it looks like mustard.

00:06:56,530 --> 00:06:57,Below that.

00:06:58,270 --> 00:06:59,Here? Mm -hmm.

00:07:00,350 --> 00:07:02,Uh, Dad, was this mark made by a bullet?

00:07:03,690 --> 00:07:07,Yep. A .38 slug. You never told me you
were shot.

00:07:07,850 --> 00:07:11,Well, you were only five when it
happened.

00:07:12,230 --> 00:07:13,It was a simple traffic stop.

00:07:14,450 --> 00:07:19,Guy was speeding, I pulled him over,
asked to see his license, and he pulled

00:07:19,510 --> 00:07:20,a gun and shot me.

00:07:21,610 --> 00:07:22,Why?

00:07:22,930 --> 00:07:25,Well, it turns out he was wanted for
murder in another state.

00:07:26,700 --> 00:07:27,And he thought I made him.

00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:32,If it wasn't for this vest, I wouldn't
be here today.

00:07:34,300 --> 00:07:35,Wow.

00:07:35,460 --> 00:07:36,That's deep.

00:07:36,340 --> 00:07:37,Mm -hmm.

00:07:37,300 --> 00:07:38,Come on, let me help you try it on.

00:07:38,620 --> 00:07:39,Cool.

00:07:44,620 --> 00:07:45,I was keeping Steve.

00:07:46,420 --> 00:07:47,I thought he was going to be here at 9.

00:07:48,620 --> 00:07:50,Relax, Laura. It's only 10 after.

00:07:50,500 --> 00:07:52,God, I thought it was only 5 after.

00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:02,happy to see me.

00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:07,Standard issue.

00:08:07,540 --> 00:08:09,I'm not talking about the outfits.

00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:11,Welcome back, Steve.

00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:13,You're looking good.

00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:16,That's what six months of...