Family Matters s09e21 Lost in Space 1 Subtitles

At 00:00:04,010, Character said: See, we have to keep our wedding guest
list below 250.

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At 00:00:08,690, Character said: Here's a name we can cross off.

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At 00:00:10,870, Character said: Oh, no, not Uncle Cecil. It wouldn't be
an uncle wedding without Uncle Cecil.

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At 00:00:15,650, Character said: Isn't he the one who draws a face on his
stomach and then makes his belly button

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At 00:00:20,650, Character said: talk?

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At 00:00:22,650, Character said: Oh, no, that's Aunt Miriam.

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At 00:00:25,790, Character said: Uncle Cecil's the one who shoves paint
up his nose and sneezes portraits.

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At 00:00:32,040, Character said: I bet he's very prolific during cold and
flu season.

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At 00:00:35,220, Character said: Oh, yeah. That's when he does
landscapes.

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At 00:00:40,260, Character said: Steve, I don't see your parents' name on
this book.

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At 00:00:43,200, Character said: Oh, I called them in Moscow, and they
said they would be busy on our wedding

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At 00:00:47,120, Character said: day.

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At 00:00:48,440, Character said: Busy?

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At 00:00:49,680, Character said: Yeah, as bad luck would have it, their
favorite episode of the Mod Squad is

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At 00:00:53,460, Character said: coming on.

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At 00:00:54,480, Character said: Of course, over there it's called Modsky
Squad.

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At 00:00:58,320, Character said: Well, I guess that's two less.

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At 00:01:00,830, Character said: Badger fillets we have to pay for.

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At 00:01:02,850, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:01:05,489, Character said: Uh, Laura, there is... something...
something else I'd like to bring up.

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At 00:01:11,610, Character said: It's a long -standing Urkel tradition to
wait three months before consummating

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At 00:01:16,990, Character said: the marriage.

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At 00:01:17,670, Character said: But, Steve... Okay, okay, okay, you
thought me out of it.

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At 00:01:25,430, Character said: Consummating the marriage.

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At 00:01:26,530, Character said: Consummating the marriage.

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At 00:01:30,980, Character said: Hello, are you Steve Urkel?

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At 00:02:00,110, Character said: That was the other guy.

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At 00:02:03,090, Character said: Sorry.

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At 00:02:06,930, Character said: Buzzy?

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At 00:02:08,690, Character said: Meet my honey, Laura Winslow. Laura
Winslow, Buzz Conrad. How do you do?

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At 00:02:13,530, Character said: very nice to meet you. Great to meet
you.

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At 00:02:15,150, Character said: What in the name of William Shatner are
you doing here?

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At 00:02:18,050, Character said: Well, Steve, I have very exciting news.
The International Space Program has

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At 00:02:22,770, Character said: chosen you to be the first student in
space.

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At 00:02:53,480, Character said: I'm so embarrassed.

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At 00:02:55,360, Character said: Of course, you probably fainted when you
found out you were going into space.

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At 00:02:59,200, Character said: No.

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At 00:03:01,700, Character said: During liftoff?

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At 00:03:03,240, Character said: No. Ring entry?

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At 00:03:04,820, Character said: No. You were never fainted? Just once.

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At 00:03:07,820, Character said: When I watched an episode of Homeboys in
Outer Space.

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At 00:03:13,540, Character said: So,

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At 00:03:16,420, Character said: why'd you pick Steve?

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At 00:03:17,600, Character said: Well, the space program had a national
science contest, and Steve's entry won

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At 00:03:21,500, Character said: first place.

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At 00:03:22,460, Character said: Really? You mean you like the Urkel AGF
5000?

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At 00:03:26,390, Character said: Oh, yeah. The Urkel AGF 5000? Yeah.

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At 00:03:29,350, Character said: AGF stands for artificial gravity field.

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At 00:03:31,870, Character said: You see, I worked up some equations
that, in theory, should produce gravity

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At 00:03:35,630, Character said: weightless environment. Steve, we're
building a prototype of your invention

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At 00:03:38,510, Character said: right now, and we want to test it in
space with you aboard.

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At 00:03:42,850, Character said: I'm the man!

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At 00:03:44,390, Character said: I'm the man! I'm the man!

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At 00:03:46,930, Character said: We'll need you to train in Houston for
six months.

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At 00:03:49,630, Character said: I'm not the man.

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At 00:03:51,090, Character said: What? Oh, my sweet... and I are
scheduled to be hitched in two months.

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At 00:03:55,920, Character said: Why, we've already booked the caterer,
the church, the hall.

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At 00:03:59,100, Character said: I even hired a cheese sculptor to do I
Like This in Velveeta. See, we're

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At 00:04:03,400, Character said: in a sea of crackers.

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At 00:04:06,000, Character said: I see.

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At 00:04:07,260, Character said: Excuse us for one minute.

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At 00:04:09,140, Character said: Sir.

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At 00:04:10,960, Character said: Steve, this is a once -in -a -lifetime
opportunity.

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At 00:04:15,000, Character said: But, Laura, so is marrying you.

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At 00:04:18,180, Character said: I want to get hitched before you change
your mind.

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At 00:04:21,959, Character said: That's not going to happen.

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At 00:04:23,260, Character said: Look, we'll just postpone the wedding
until after you return from space.

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At 00:04:27,260, Character said: No wonder I love you so much.

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At 00:04:33,360, Character said: Buzzy?

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At 00:04:35,480, Character said: Tell me.

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At 00:04:37,040, Character said: I'll go on one condition.

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At 00:04:39,400, Character said: What's that?

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At 00:04:39,960, Character said: I get to steer the spaceship.

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At 00:04:41,860, Character said: No.

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At 00:04:43,720, Character said: Pop the horn?

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At 00:04:44,780, Character said: No. Wait the light?

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At 00:04:46,340, Character said: No. I'd shock her?

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At 00:04:48,840, Character said: Do you?

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At 00:05:04,310, Character said: Edward, you are the third generation of
Winslow men to graduate from the police

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At 00:05:09,090, Character said: academy.

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At 00:05:10,970, Character said: Son, I have never been more proud of
you.

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At 00:05:14,450, Character said: Let me tell you, Dad, I couldn't have
had a better role model.

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At 00:05:18,750, Character said: To Eddie.

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At 00:05:23,590, Character said: Man,

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At 00:05:25,190, Character said: this is just fizzy apple juice.

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At 00:05:27,970, Character said: Come on, Laura, why don't you help me
with Eddie's cake?

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At 00:05:30,410, Character said: Sure, Mom. Wait a minute.

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At 00:05:31,660, Character said: It's cake in the kitchen, and I'm in the
living room. Bye.

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At 00:05:36,300, Character said: Better get in there before it gets
strung out on frosting.

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At 00:05:39,940, Character said: Oh, Edward.

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At 00:05:41,500, Character said: Sit down.

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At 00:05:42,260, Character said: I g***t a present for you. Almost forgot
about it. Oh, cool. I hope it's green

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At 00:05:46,260, Character said: with dead presidents on it.

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At 00:05:48,020, Character said: Here you go, honey.

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At 00:05:51,980, Character said: Chocolate marble cake.

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At 00:05:53,520, Character said: Slammy.

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At 00:05:55,400, Character said: You know, this is Steve's favorite cake,
too.

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At 00:05:58,410, Character said: Except he likes it with a nice slice of
spam on top.

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At 00:06:02,350, Character said: You really miss him, don't you?

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At 00:06:04,670, Character said: Of course. It's been six months.

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At 00:06:07,970, Character said: I can't believe I miss him this much.

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At 00:06:10,310, Character said: It's like a piece of me gone.

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At 00:06:12,190, Character said: Lori, you sound like a woman in love.

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At 00:06:15,590, Character said: He's coming home tomorrow for a couple
days before the launch.

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At 00:06:18,770, Character said: We're going to go down to the poker hall
and dance the night away.

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At 00:06:22,230, Character said: Now you sound like a woman who's lost
her mind.

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At 00:06:26,250, Character said: Edward?

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At 00:06:28,650, Character said: Ever since you told me you wanted to
become a police officer, I've wanted to

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At 00:06:33,090, Character said: give this to you.

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At 00:06:34,550, Character said: So here.

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At 00:06:36,390, Character said: A bulletproof vest?

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At 00:06:39,250, Character said: Mm -hmm.

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At 00:06:40,110, Character said: Dad, won't they issue me one of these
when I report to duty?

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At 00:06:43,430, Character said: Yeah, but they won't issue you this one.

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At 00:06:46,990, Character said: This is my lucky vest.

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At 00:06:49,450, Character said: See that mark right there?

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At 00:06:52,770, Character said: Yeah, it looks like mustard.

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At 00:06:56,530, Character said: Below that.

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At 00:06:58,270, Character said: Here? Mm -hmm.

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At 00:07:00,350, Character said: Uh, Dad, was this mark made by a bullet?

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At 00:07:03,690, Character said: Yep. A .38 slug. You never told me you
were shot.

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At 00:07:07,850, Character said: Well, you were only five when it
happened.

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At 00:07:12,230, Character said: It was a simple traffic stop.

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At 00:07:14,450, Character said: Guy was speeding, I pulled him over,
asked to see his license, and he pulled

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At 00:07:19,510, Character said: a gun and shot me.

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At 00:07:21,610, Character said: Why?

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At 00:07:22,930, Character said: Well, it turns out he was wanted for
murder in another state.

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At 00:07:26,700, Character said: And he thought I made him.

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At 00:07:29,120, Character said: If it wasn't for this vest, I wouldn't
be here today.

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At 00:07:34,300, Character said: Wow.

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At 00:07:35,460, Character said: That's deep.

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At 00:07:36,340, Character said: Mm -hmm.

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At 00:07:37,300, Character said: Come on, let me help you try it on.

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At 00:07:38,620, Character said: Cool.

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At 00:07:44,620, Character said: I was keeping Steve.

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At 00:07:46,420, Character said: I thought he was going to be here at 9.

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At 00:07:48,620, Character said: Relax, Laura. It's only 10 after.

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At 00:07:50,500, Character said: God, I thought it was only 5 after.

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At 00:08:01,360, Character said: happy to see me.

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At 00:08:05,560, Character said: Standard issue.

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At 00:08:07,540, Character said: I'm not talking about the outfits.

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At 00:08:10,500, Character said: Welcome back, Steve.

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At 00:08:11,960, Character said: You're looking good.

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At 00:08:13,840, Character said: That's what six months of...