The Jeffersons Laundry Is A Tough Town 1 Eng S09E01 Subtitles

At 00:00:01,520, Character said: Well, we're moving on up. Moving on up.
Too deep down. Moving on up.

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At 00:01:10,831, Character said: Looking for this?

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At 00:01:12,740, Character said: Oh, Florence, here.

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At 00:01:14,161, Character said: George asked me to give you your
paycheck.

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At 00:01:16,660, Character said: Oh, good.

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At 00:01:17,560, Character said: A couple of more of these and I can buy
that pack of sugarless gum I saw in the

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At 00:01:20,600, Character said: window.

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At 00:01:25,040, Character said: Louise, do you think we should go over
to Mr.

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At 00:01:27,641, Character said: Johansson's around 2 o 'clock?

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At 00:01:29,500, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:01:30,980, Character said: Oh, Mr.

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At 00:01:32,031, Character said: Johansson. Ain't that that nice,
outgoing counselor y 'all g***t down at

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At 00:01:34,840, Character said: center? Yes, he was nice and outgoing.

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At 00:01:38,200, Character said: That is, until he met Mrs. Goldberg with
her anthropophobia.

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At 00:01:42,520, Character said: Her amphi -who?

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At 00:01:45,860, Character said: Anthropophobia. That's a fear of people.
You see, Mr.

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At 00:01:49,380, Character said: Johansson went to counsel Mrs. Goldberg,
and after she told him about her fears,

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At 00:01:53,500, Character said: he went home and hasn't come out from
under his bed in six weeks.

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At 00:01:58,000, Character said: Well, that phobia sounds pretty bad, but
I g***t one that's worse.

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At 00:02:01,191, Character said: What's that?

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At 00:02:02,320, Character said: Pee -wee phobia.

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At 00:02:06,090, Character said: Fear of Mr. Jefferson.

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At 00:02:12,150, Character said: D***n.

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At 00:02:16,090, Character said: What the matter? Did the newspaper start
using five -letter words in the

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At 00:02:20,370, Character said: crossword puzzle?

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At 00:02:22,650, Character said: Look at this, Weas.

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At 00:02:24,070, Character said: Look.

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At 00:02:26,150, Character said: Dead raccoon gets parking ticket.

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At 00:02:29,270, Character said: No.

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At 00:02:34,510, Character said: Blue... I cleaned his prices last.

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At 00:02:37,540, Character said: So? So, it's raining in the desert.

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At 00:02:40,680, Character said: The ocean's drying up.

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At 00:02:42,500, Character said: Civilization as we know it today has
ended.

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At 00:02:45,040, Character said: Really?

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At 00:02:46,980, Character said: Gee, in that case, I shouldn't have
bothered to give up saccharin.

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At 00:02:50,291, Character said: Okay, go ahead and laugh. You think it's
hilarious that your husband's being run

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At 00:02:55,600, Character said: out of business?

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At 00:02:56,651, Character said: Okay, see if you laugh when you're
running n***d down the street begging

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At 00:02:59,540, Character said: soup.

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At 00:03:05,100, Character said: Now, George, you've been in price wars,
and you've never lost much business, and

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At 00:03:10,940, Character said: your clients are loyal to you.

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At 00:03:13,280, Character said: Wow, look at these prices.

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At 00:03:16,780, Character said: From now on, I'm going to Blue Sky
Cleaners.

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At 00:03:21,560, Character said: George.

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At 00:03:24,300, Character said: Why don't you just lower your prices,
too?

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At 00:03:27,041, Character said: Look, if I lower my prices, that means
I've g***t to cut the quality.

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At 00:03:30,540, Character said: And I don't believe in stabbing my
customers in the back. Oh, well, good

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At 00:03:33,580, Character said: you, George.

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At 00:03:34,480, Character said: Unless I can figure out a way to do it
without them noticing it.

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At 00:03:37,640, Character said: Like pants, okay.

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At 00:03:38,691, Character said: I can cut the prices in half if I can
figure out a way to clean just the

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At 00:03:42,180, Character said: outsides.

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At 00:03:47,700, Character said: George. why don't you have a meeting
with Blue Sky Cleaners and talk out your

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At 00:03:52,250, Character said: differences? Look, Weave, I don't want
to hurt your feelings, but that

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At 00:03:55,390, Character said: suggestion borders on stupidity.

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At 00:03:58,570, Character said: As an intelligent businessman, the smart
thing for me to do is to get in touch

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At 00:04:02,590, Character said: with Blue Sky Cleaners and talk out our
differences.

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At 00:04:09,930, Character said: Somehow, the way you put it, it sounds
so obvious.

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At 00:04:14,130, Character said: Sorry I butted in.

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At 00:04:15,391, Character said: It's all right, Weave. Everything
balances out.

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At 00:04:18,079, Character said: See, business is my territory, and you,
uh, well, you always manage to look

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At 00:04:21,839, Character said: good.

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At 00:04:26,980, Character said: Helen, I'm scared.

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At 00:04:28,820, Character said: Why?

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At 00:04:30,160, Character said: I married that man.

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At 00:04:35,120, Character said: I'm glad you called this meeting, Mr.
Jefferson. If you hadn't, I would have.

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At 00:04:39,620, Character said: So you're ready to call off the price
war, huh?

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At 00:04:42,140, Character said: Ah, I know it's just a matter of time
before blue skies clears with surrender.

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At 00:04:47,170, Character said: Surrender. Look, don't blame yourself,
son.

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At 00:04:49,401, Character said: You just took on more than you can
handle.

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At 00:04:51,590, Character said: See, you tangle with George, I take no
prisoners, Jefferson.

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At 00:04:56,910, Character said: Mr. Jefferson, could we get to the
reason I came here today?

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At 00:04:59,990, Character said: Oh, yeah, sure. Sit down.

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At 00:05:01,950, Character said: Okay, now.

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At 00:05:04,410, Character said: You came here to talk turkey, and I **
the head turkey.

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At 00:05:10,350, Character said: Look, this is what I figured out.

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At 00:05:12,710, Character said: Like, there's enough dirt in this town
for the two of us.

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At 00:05:15,550, Character said: We want to buy you out. So, you clean
the dirt on your side.

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At 00:05:19,750, Character said: Say what?

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At 00:05:22,490, Character said: We're prepared to make you a generous
offer.

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At 00:05:25,490, Character said: Buy me out? I should be buying you out.

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At 00:05:29,250, Character said: Mr. Jefferson, we have 39 stores. You
have seven.

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At 00:05:33,921, Character said: What's your point?

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At 00:05:35,970, Character said: We're bigger than you are.

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At 00:05:38,210, Character said: Now, I've taken the liberty of drawing
up some figures.

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At 00:05:41,930, Character said: I, uh...

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At 00:05:43,880, Character said: I believe these are your assets.

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At 00:05:46,400, Character said: That's right.

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At 00:05:47,980, Character said: And these are ours.

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At 00:05:54,820, Character said: Again, what's your point?

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At 00:05:56,480, Character said: We're much bigger than you are.

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At 00:05:58,440, Character said: And I might add we are completely
computerized.

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At 00:06:02,920, Character said: Big deal. Look, Jefferson Cleaners only
needs one computer.

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At 00:06:08,880, Character said: Can your computer process... Five
million bits of information in 4 .2

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At 00:06:15,060, Character said: milliseconds.

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At 00:06:16,980, Character said: The joke's on you. We don't have five
million bits of information.

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At 00:06:23,980, Character said: Look, it's nothing personal, Jefferson.

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At 00:06:27,100, Character said: But you're a dinosaur.

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At 00:06:28,780, Character said: People want speed, efficiency.

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At 00:06:30,341, Character said: Face it.

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At 00:06:31,680, Character said: It's a young man's game.

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At 00:06:33,000, Character said: Now, why don't you just take the
grandkids and the little woman down to

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At 00:06:36,640, Character said: Enjoy your golden years.

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At 00:06:38,340, Character said: I bet you're a whiz at checkers, huh? I
hate checkers.

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At 00:06:41,540, Character said: Come on, Jefferson. Retire with grace.

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At 00:06:44,040, Character said: Her name is Louise.

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At 00:06:46,140, Character said: And she likes me to work.

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At 00:06:49,600, Character said: I see.

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At 00:06:51,260, Character said: Well, why don't you sign the sales
agreement while you still have a few

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At 00:06:55,040, Character said: of dignity?

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At 00:06:56,920, Character said: That's what you can do with your
contract, too.

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At 00:07:03,630, Character said: I take it this means no.

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At 00:07:05,170, Character said: No. It's more than that. This means war.

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At 00:07:08,090, Character said: I'm ready to fight you cuff to cuff,
collar to collar, crease to crease. I'm

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At 00:07:11,830, Character said: ready to fight you in the tumble dryer.
I'm ready to fight you in the steam

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At 00:07:14,570, Character said: presser. I'm ready to fight you until
your starch goes limp.

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At 00:07:20,310, Character said: Very well.

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At 00:07:21,370, Character said: But I'm warning you, Mr. Jefferson, it's
only a matter of time until we force

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At 00:07:25,590, Character said: you out of business. You see, there's no
way you can match our latest promotion.

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At 00:07:29,270, Character said: Oh, yeah? You want to bet?

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At 00:07:32,200, Character said: What do you have in mind?

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At 00:07:35,480, Character said: We're holding a millionth customer
contest. This is Big Jefferson.

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At 00:07:39,400, Character said: Headlines all over town.

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At 00:07:41,120, Character said: That's big to you?

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At 00:07:42,960, Character said: You call that promotion, huh?

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At 00:07:44,920, Character said: That's cute.

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At 00:07:46,020, Character said: Look, Winslow, I could out -promote you
any day.

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At 00:07:48,780, Character said: If that's the way you want it....