Twisted Metal S02E05 720p WEB H264-JFF[EZTVx.to].srt - eng(2) Subtitles

At 00:00:13,380, Character said: **

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At 00:00:33,500, Character said: [Announcer]
New challengers approaching!

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At 00:00:36,403, Character said: **

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At 00:00:51,451, Character said: **

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At 00:01:06,433, Character said: **

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At 00:01:21,181, Character said: **

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At 00:01:33,360, Character said: - You think she knows
that's a flare gun?

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At 00:01:35,061, Character said: - No, not a chance.

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At 00:01:36,763, Character said: - [John Doe] She ready for this?
- [Quiet] No way.

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At 00:01:38,765, Character said: But if we tell her not to enter,
she absolutely will.

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At 00:01:41,334, Character said: [scoffs]
- That reminds me of someone.

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At 00:01:45,372, Character said: You.
It reminds me of you.

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At 00:01:47,207, Character said: - Yes, dummy,
I know.

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At 00:01:51,544, Character said: [bell rings]

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At 00:01:53,179, Character said: [whispers]
- F***k. Holy men.

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At 00:01:55,048, Character said: - Oh, god.

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At 00:01:56,282, Character said: - Hey, motherfucker,
I remember you.

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At 00:01:57,650, Character said: Relax.

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At 00:01:59,753, Character said: I'm not trying to lose this
tournament before it starts.

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At 00:02:05,291, Character said: You're the guy who fought
Preacher Jedidiah

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At 00:02:07,093, Character said: at last year's gathering.

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At 00:02:08,628, Character said: You wanted to f***k
that orange car so bad

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At 00:02:10,830, Character said: you killed him over it.

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At 00:02:11,698, Character said: - I'm sorry, you wanted
to f***k Evelyn?

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At 00:02:13,366, Character said: - No. And I didn't
kill your leader.

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At 00:02:15,435, Character said: He caused the explosion,
not me.

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At 00:02:17,303, Character said: - Oh, yeah? Well,
why don't we ask him?

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At 00:02:19,372, Character said: Brenjamin, bring forth
our lord Preacher.

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At 00:02:22,008, Character said: - Preacher?
- He's alive?

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At 00:02:24,678, Character said: [wheels squeaking]

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At 00:02:29,983, Character said: - Whose baby is this?

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At 00:02:31,284, Character said: - Oh, this isn't
just some baby.

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At 00:02:34,320, Character said: No. This horny little
f***r right here

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At 00:02:37,757, Character said: is our preacher,

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At 00:02:38,992, Character said: his immortal soul
reborn

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At 00:02:42,128, Character said: into tiny flesh.

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At 00:02:46,166, Character said: Our father would
never leave us.

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At 00:02:47,600, Character said: - Father never leaves.
He just changes.

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At 00:02:49,836, Character said: Tell 'em, Deacon.

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At 00:02:51,171, Character said: - We waited
many long months.

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At 00:02:53,239, Character said: And then one day,
our preacher returned to us.

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At 00:02:55,508, Character said: - He was in a tree.
- Like a squirrel?

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At 00:02:58,078, Character said: - I'm not gonna lie.

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At 00:02:59,279, Character said: This little f***r
is kind of cute.

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At 00:03:01,314, Character said: - Don't get those fingers
too close.

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At 00:03:02,916, Character said: He will b***e them
clean off.

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At 00:03:05,618, Character said: - Shut up!

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At 00:03:07,087, Character said: Who could be
scared of--

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At 00:03:08,054, Character said: [snaps and snarls]
[yelps]

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At 00:03:09,322, Character said: [inhales sharply]
[giggling]

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At 00:03:21,835, Character said: - Hey.

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At 00:03:24,804, Character said: - Hey.

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At 00:03:28,842, Character said: [exhales]

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At 00:03:31,044, Character said: You freed me from Zemu.

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At 00:03:34,748, Character said: Good looking out.

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At 00:03:36,116, Character said: - Yeah.

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At 00:03:37,617, Character said: Seemed like
the chill thing to do.

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At 00:03:40,053, Character said: So, how are you doing?

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At 00:03:45,158, Character said: With freedom.

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At 00:03:46,326, Character said: [scoffs]
- Freedom.

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At 00:03:50,230, Character said: Maybe one day.

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At 00:03:55,535, Character said: - Still drinking gasoline.
Interesting.

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At 00:03:59,406, Character said: - But I do owe you one.

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At 00:04:00,240, Character said: - Oh, it's okay.
- Just one.

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At 00:04:01,808, Character said: After that, I'll flatten you
with my tires,

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At 00:04:04,377, Character said: just like everyone else.

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At 00:04:05,645, Character said: - Well,
unfortunately for you,

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At 00:04:07,580, Character said: I'm not just like
everyone else.

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At 00:04:11,785, Character said: [gulps]

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At 00:04:15,922, Character said: [jingle playing]

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At 00:04:18,324, Character said: - [Announcer]
New challenger approaching!

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At 00:04:23,697, Character said: - [Stu] I can't believe
we're finally here.

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At 00:04:25,198, Character said: The tournament!

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At 00:04:26,533, Character said: Do you think
I might get the chance

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At 00:04:27,500, Character said: to cut someone's
head off?

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At 00:04:28,702, Character said: I've been sort of
wanting to try that.

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At 00:04:31,304, Character said: - There is nothing
I want more for you, Stu.

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At 00:04:34,708, Character said: Oh, hey, look,
it's our OG fan club.

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At 00:04:37,744, Character said: I told you this would be
the social event of the season.

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At 00:04:40,480, Character said: We should go say hi
before we murder them for sport.

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At 00:04:43,783, Character said: - You go ahead.

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At 00:04:44,551, Character said: Those two are
douchebags anyway.

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At 00:04:46,453, Character said: I need to prepare
for my next killing spree.

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At 00:04:49,255, Character said: - Oh, Stu, you're going
to make me cry.

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At 00:04:51,224, Character said: Do me a favor.

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At 00:04:52,359, Character said: Make sure Harold doesn't
pull the pin early.

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At 00:04:54,694, Character said: He's g***t an itchy
trigger finger.

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At 00:04:57,297, Character said: - Lactation
is very rare in men,

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At 00:04:59,165, Character said: but Brenjamin here
has been blessed

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At 00:05:00,500, Character said: with the nips of a mother.

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At 00:05:02,268, Character said: F***g wine corks.

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At 00:05:04,270, Character said: - I'm an unholy miracle.

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At 00:05:05,472, Character said: - Oh, if it isn't
my two favorite critics!

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At 00:05:08,141, Character said: - No, no--
[yelping]

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At 00:05:10,343, Character said: [groans]
Hi, Sweet Tooth.

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At 00:05:11,978, Character said: [smacks]
[winces]

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At 00:05:12,912, Character said: - So, what are you
crazy kids doing here?

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At 00:05:14,414, Character said: You come to cheer me on?

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At 00:05:15,949, Character said: - Oh, uh,
not exactly.

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At 00:05:18,818, Character said: - Aww.

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At 00:05:19,919, Character said: Hey, you know, I tried to
kill this guy one time.

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At 00:05:22,288, Character said: - So did he.

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At 00:05:24,457, Character said: This time
he'll finish the job.

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At 00:05:26,626, Character said: Brenjamin, time to
put down preacher.

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At 00:05:28,895, Character said: [Preacher squeals]
Then we'll put you down.

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At 00:05:31,731, Character said: [laughing]

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At 00:05:34,768, Character said: - Hey, you need any help
with that little f***r,

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At 00:05:36,836, Character said: hit me up.
I've already killed one baby.

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At 00:05:40,640, Character said: So what have you two
crazy kids been up to?

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At 00:05:43,510, Character said: Tell me everything.

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At 00:05:46,012, Character said: [engine revving]

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At 00:05:54,187, Character said: [flies buzzing]

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At 00:05:57,357, Character said: [gas sloshing]

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At 00:05:59,592, Character said: - Take a picture.
It'll last longer.

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At 00:06:01,928, Character said: - Sorry. I was just
admiring your... hat?

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At 00:06:08,568, Character said: - You're joining
the tournament?

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At 00:06:10,170, Character said: [laughing]

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At 00:06:11,905, Character said: You wouldn't last a day
in the Florida swamplands.

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At 00:06:15,508, Character said: The mosquitos
would eat you alive.

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At 00:06:20,780, Character said: [chomping]

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At 00:06:22,048, Character said: - You're right.

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At 00:06:22,849, Character said: You know what?
I shouldn't be here.

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At 00:06:24,751, Character said: Everyone's really scary,
especially you.

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At 00:06:27,520, Character said: - You're smart
to fear me,

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At 00:06:29,289, Character said: because those
who cross Vermin

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At 00:06:32,525, Character said: don't live
to tell the tale.

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At 00:06:35,395, Character said: - [Mayhem]
You're terrifying.

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At 00:06:36,930, Character said: You know, I don't care
what that guy Deacon says.

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At 00:06:41,935, Character said: - What did he say?

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At 00:06:42,902, Character said: - Oh, just that you're
not a real competitor.

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At 00:06:46,406, Character said: All bark, no b***e.
Stupid stuff.

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At 00:06:48,908, Character said: - Son of a bitch.

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At 00:06:50,577, Character said: - He also said something
about you being a bug f***r.

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At 00:06:53,313, Character said: - Come on!
That was one time!

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At 00:06:55,515, Character said: I put ants in my pants,

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At 00:06:56,916, Character said: and it's not my fault
that it felt good.

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At 00:06:58,385, Character said: I did it for a joke.

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At 00:06:59,519, Character said: Where's that f***r?

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At 00:07:05,158, Character said: Okay, dickhead!
Hey!

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At 00:07:07,327, Character said: What the f***k
are you saying...

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At 00:07:08,261, Character said: [indistinct arguing]

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At 00:07:12,732, Character said: - Excuse me.
Would you like to know

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At 00:07:14,534, Character said: who had some
very specific opinions

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At 00:07:16,269, Character said: about your eyepatch?

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At 00:07:21,541, Character said: - The clown said that?

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At 00:07:23,143, Character said: Those exact words?

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At 00:07:24,744, Character said: - Swear to God.
Or not God. The devil?

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At 00:07:27,814, Character said: I don't know.
whoever you swear to.

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At 00:07:29,416, Character said: For what it's worth,

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At 00:07:31,017, Character said: I don't think the Holy Men
have gone so soft.

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At 00:07:33,353, Character said: - Soft?!

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At 00:07:36,056, Character said: Why, because I ** an incredibly...